>I'll give you $10,000 for 1% equity you have 2.5 seconds

>>64923344
why do you keep acting like cuban is the cutthroat asshole, cuban is usually just chilling in the corner waiting to shittalk the whole business or waiting for sharks to eliminate themselves.

Kevin and the women are the only ones who get super anal about that shit

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>I have no idea what the hell you're talking about or what you just said. So for that reason... I'm out.

>>64924003
> (Quivering) This isn't fashion, so for that reason I'm out

>>64924003
daymond is the fucking worst shark, his business literally only took off because he got his famous friends to advertise it

>its a Kevin needs at least 51% of the business minimum episode

Is success the product of nurture or nature?

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>I would love to get involved with this business, but I can't read, so I'm out

>>64924142

Both

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Let me tell you a story...

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>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.

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>>64923344
>it's an inventor gets too comfortable with Mark Cuban and calls him "cubes" episode

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>>64925703

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>>64925703

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>"There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh."

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>>64925703
>>64926217

>>64926217
>>64925703
This is great.

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My name is Jeb Bush, and I'm running for president in 2016. I come from a long line of distinguished presidents, and my campaign has been running to continue this tradition. I've been the governor of Florida, and I married a latino woman. This campaign has received heavy investment from the establishment, and I look forward to continuing that investment with you, and we can do Jeb! 2016.

Kevin: How are your numbers so far?
Jeb: Well, we're currently polling around 2-3%.
Kevin: What are you chasing?
Jeb: Unfortunately Mr. Trump is at 40%.
Kevin: I'm out.
Mark: Mr. Trump is actually a fellow businessman who I have already endorsed for president, and I can't invest against him, so I'm out.
Daymond: To be honest, I like what you’re doing, but I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about and I can’t read, so I’m out.
Lori: Yeah Jeb you’re not a female that I can play to with feminism and take advantage of, so I’m out as well.
Robert: How much are you asking for?
Jeb: I am asking for a $200 million investment, and in return you get 70% of the top lobbying rights on executive decisions.
Mark: Wow.
Robert: How much have you spent so far?
Jeb: To date we've spent $128 million.
Robert: Yikes.
Kevin: See, this is why I was out, I knew this was trouble from the start.
Robert: Jeb, how can you possibly think you can continue this campaign? Where is the money going?
Jeb: W-w-well...we have inventory...
Kevin: He's DEAD, this is not happening, he just doesn't know it yet. DEAD!
Robert: What’s your inventory?
Jeb: 2,000 guac bowls, and two warehouses full of shirts and sweatshirts.
Mark: Yeah look Jeb you're a nice guy and I'm not going to jerk you around, I know Robert will try to soothe your feelings here but listen to Kevin on this one.
Robert: And how much do the guac bowls sell for?
Jeb: $75
Kevin: Like I said, DEAD
Robert: Well look I can't come down on your whole campaign, but for me, with those numbers, I'm out.
Jeb: T-thank you sharks.

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>>64923344
>I'm in, and because of that, I'm out.

>>64926912
WHATS STOPPING ME FROM MAKING MY OWN GUACABOWLE ABD CRUSHING YOU LIKE THE ROACH YOU ARE?

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>Tfw Cuban makes fun of you and no one wants you to be their partner

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>>64927383

I-it comes with my secret recipe...

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>>64927388

bamp

>>64927649

I THINK THIS IS SHOOPED

>>64926912
underrated

>>64929669

nooooooo really?

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>>64925346
>>64925703
>>64926217
oh god I need to watch more of this show

>>64931011

Luckily they're all pretty much on Youtube

>>64925703
>>64926217
god damnit /tv/

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>>64925703

>>64927259
underrated post

Id give my life to end this thread

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>If you don't share our enthusiasm and care for the vision of this company...

I love these threads

"Hello sharks im gay and-"

Im in. How can we make this happen?
Ill give you 100% rights to everything.

>>64933059

You're DEAD to me

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>Women start crying because they think they've had it hard.
>Isn't amused.

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>>64927533
oh give us a break, your recipe doesn't even use limes. It's ridiculous!

>>64926912
>Robert doesn't try to offer him exactly what he wants but gets turned down anyways

So close to being a 7/10

>>64926912
>he forgot to mention the silos full of turtles

>>64933253

>Lori pulls the female sympathy card
>gets a massive ripoff deal

i usually like these threads but this one seems sloppy put together, i give this thread a 6.5 out of 10

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>>64926912
>>64927533

>>64934104

Don't do it yeb!

Hardest I've laughed in a while

Post your favourite dragon's den/shark tank clips.

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>>64925703

>>64934245

Stupid women getting rocked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiEOd7Ks8xk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmOey25Jbyo

>>64934245

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIPFrZY--30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyJtUievhTk

>>64925703
>>64925703
this some funny shit HeracrossGamer soommeee funnny shieett
ssomme hilarious posts HeracrossGamer

Would a live shark tank thread work, while the episode is on?

There are eastern streams of abc.

>>64925752
What happens when you call him Cubes?

>>64934632

I'd be in on that. I'm sure most of us would. Start it.

>>64924834
kek

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>>64925703

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmYj5A6x2Hk

>>64933090
>I ALREADY FIRED YOU. And for this reason, I'm out.

>It's a "Kevin talks about the La Confrérie des Chevaliers du Tastevin" episode

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>>64934836

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>this pic was on the episode tonight
>it's value has decreased

>>64934672
He's out

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>>64934453
>[heavy breathing]
>anecdotal evidence
>flippant comments

Oh dogg

>>64935146

what the what

>>64935408

Their attitude was just appalling, even through the end. Just disgusting and insulting.

>>64935452
They would have gotten ravaged on Shark Tank.

>>64935584

Yeah, the britcucks were nice. That first flippant comment, "we are women after all" holy shit I mean talk about a victim attitude. It's just stunning. Plus, they lied about the percentages of the business (or are very stupid) and have a business with no real profits, and the whole idea is some feminist crusade.

But the main thing is their horrific attitudes. I mean holy shit it's just insane.

I have seen Kevin ravage some liberal dreamers on Shark Tank though, usually college kids.

>>64935452
>>64935584

desu I wouldn't have continued to talk to them after that first flippant comment - I would have gone ballistic and ordered them to leave or walked out.

>>64935584

Jamiel Balawag 2 months ago
Regardless, the Dragons were still being nice at some point and gave them some good advice about their business. How about trying out the same pitch on Shark Tank?

Yeah, Mark + Kevin especially would have destroyed them on the spot.

>>64925703
Dont forget the line about crushing you like the cockroach you are

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Also, on the issue of percentages - they should have gone in with 100 companies and offered 1% of each and called it 100%. Perfectly fine based on their logic!

>>64924142
nurture, like literally everything else except appearance

>>64934453
holy shit

my god that was some of the least entertaining tv i've ever seen

>>64925703
The one about the tahitians getting wiped out by the rising tide was way funnier.

Good one here, Mark and Robert(!) get incredibly pissed and walk out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9pB43CsEss

Never seen Robert that angry, and he was right about it.

>>64935652
>I have seen Kevin ravage some liberal dreamers on Shark Tank though, usually college kids.
Got any good clips of this?

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WHERE'S THE PROPRIETY YOU DESPICABLE FUCKING COCKROACH

>>64936276

Can't find any off the top of my head, they're scattered throughout episodes.

But this is a nice little taste:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igHlPTII4ak

Really starts around 1:00

>>64931011

It's not a joke. He literally says shit like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ9AIqGyTgo

>Robert and Kevin fighting over qt Milfy toy box maker

Of course Barbara was a bitch to her

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lorie graneer has a fat ass

i'd qvc all over her retainer if you catch my drift

>>64936385

Actually this one is better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuqemytQ5QA

>>64924003
>That's too much money for me
Fuck Barbara every time

>>64936408
I need to watch this show holy shit

>>64936593

It's amazing

>>64934245

This is, unquestionably, the funniest Dragon's Den pitch I've ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVGmP6QlufY

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>>64936408

>>64933340
Key poor Robert.
Dude asks 60k for 5%

After much arguing robert offers the 60k for 5%
Cuban offers 60k. for 6%

>I'm going to take Cuban's offer

Lel

>>64936653

Is everyone in Great Britain retarded? Every pitch I see is full on retard.

>>64936661

Savage. Robert's own fault for not being more aggressive. Instead he's too kind.

Plus he has less capital than the others, and doesn't have the "pull" of a Cuban.

>>64936484
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7yoA16xw1Xk

This is the qt. Robert was just hitting on her

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>That's it, I'm out. No, I'm out. You took too long. You're playing games and I don't want to be partners with someone who plays games... I'm out.

>>64936793
lmao these threads

>>64936225
>We put them in the database automatically
>time passes a lot of them are gone
>need to selectively remove and add new ones

Sounds like a bitch

>>64925703
Someone needs to screencap this

>>64936736
Let's watch Robert getting cucked by Cuban on Ezvip one of the most successful companies

This one is retarded and pretty slimey. Full clip is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBDqNv7Elvc

>>64936868
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=etIfBk7Iu0k

Forgot link

Time for everyone's favorite
Copa di vino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WvOzaoCkI70

None of these idiots invested in bulletball, and now it's the biggest disabled sport game in the world

>>64936892
I just saw this one the other day and couldn't believe it. It's a fucking funhouse mirror.

>>64925346
>Tfw based Kev is considering running for conservative leader for Canada and eventual PM

Steve Jobs BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKsPLPZPkEI

>>64936936
>2:17 to 2:20

damons response to every non-apparel company that can't be branded

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>>64936865
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>64936936

First or second? Fuck that guy.

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>>64936936
How have I never seen this.

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>>64936489

>>64937129

>dat sweat

Funny thing is he was lying and got cucked by zip wine or whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7UrYkoeNnM

>britcucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKFJ_AI3PWA

> lori will never buy your freedom and make you her footslave

>>64937148
zip wine was pretty ballin though.

>BRITKEKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP9pgUBJRPY

I dvr every showing on msnbc.
Comfiest show desu senpai

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>>64936408

Imagine you had a genius invention.

Could your current self sell it to the Sharks?

JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvOzaoCkI70

>>64937363
i'd drink 4 domestic beers and knock it out of the park

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>>64937142
>>64936489

>>64937363
Honestly, no. I have a hard enough time selling used cars to black people.

I would have loved to see Jordan Belfort before he got famous selling something to them.

>>64937363
yup, as comp science major I think I could get Cuban and Robert on a bidding war.
PLOT Twist: I would take Robert's offer

>>64936055
This is completely wrong
There is little parenting does to actually change the nature of a person unless corporal punishment is used, increasing the likelihood of a child being fucking crazy

>>64937363

No. They buy businesses, not inventions. They're not retarded.

You license an invention, you don't sell it.

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>>64937385

OH FUCK LMAO not only is it a psycho at the beginning, but we get Copa Del Vino 2.0 hahahahhaha

>>64936936

>my inventions are making over a billion dollars per year
>but I need your help

I hope he invented artificial sides

What's the big deal with Copa Del Vino?

>>64937280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIgZ66DlkKI

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>>64936408
Crazy thing is? Everything he said was true, or at the very least, the group exists http://www.tastevin-bourgogne.com/en/
They even have their own "secret society" hats.

>>64937612
Sharks were thirsty as fuck to be involved with it but the dude turned them down. Then he went back after the brand was already a giant success because he needed help with inventory. He turned them down again.

It was absolutely based.

>>64937612

>dude seems super investable
>has a good business and great invention
>gets tons of offers on the invention side
>is super wishy washy and turns everyone off to him because of his attitude

>comes BACK later and doubles down on his attitude and retardation
>same result

In the end it looked like he was NEVER going to make a deal no matter what and just wanted the publicity, so the sharks (understandably) ripped him.

>also sweated like a pig

But basically one of those guys that comes off well at first and is successful but after you listen to them for a bit, you realize they're a sliemball piece of shit.

>>64937677

Based? Going in with no intention of making a deal? Refusing to say yes or no and being a wishy washy slimey grimeball? Disgusting, I would never go into business with that guy.

Beware first impressions.

>>64937677
>>64937681

Oh and he lied about having the only patent on the product, which Zipz Wine or whatever pointed out later on.

>>64937721
Yeah based. Dude is successful as fuck and the only offer he was getting was for a majority stake in his company. That shit was ridiculous the second time.

I honestly thought he was going to take Kevin's offer of $300k for 12% or something like that but then Cuban got involved and it went to shit. I couldn't believe they were still shooting for 51%.

>>64937788

Not based. Why go to the show if you have no intention of making a deal?

Why go BACK?

The 3 person deal was perfect for him.

Dude was only there to fuck with them and gain publicity and waste their time. He's an idiot.

>muh single stadium guarantee
>I don't see value in what you add

So he goes to the show and claims to not get what value the sharks add. He can fuck off. And then dramatically cracks that wine to try to make some big viral moment. Doesn't respond, sips his win. Dude was an attention whore.

Mark called him on it - he was playing games.

The craziest ones are where someone has a good product but is an imbecile or just isn't good at negotiating. Anyone remember the guy with the pocket vest?

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>>64936489
>you will never own a percentage of that ass

>SNL is only as creative as a bunch of shitposters on 4chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4DOyAwN13U

>>64937980

Agreed. That and when people are complete asses. I'm not that amused when a nice person has a bad business/product - I just feel bad. But I love to see douchebags get owned.

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>>64936753
>momtrepreneur
More like milftrepreneur.

>>64938000

We're funnier because of the anonymous fuckwad screen

>>64926912

>Jeb: I-I also have this billboard...
>Sharks: jfc Jeb

>>64937677
>based
>giving up 10 percent of your business for free

I guess he got some media exposure, being on the show twice, but that shit aint worth 10 percent of his business.

>>64938102

More like because it's funny for ONE segment of a few seconds, not an entire skit.

>>64923927

Have you never watched the show?

He makes those kinds of offers all the time, with stipulations like that, as well. It's not even a shit offer but he does makes stipulations like that all the time.

Stop white knighting Cuban over nothing, faggot.

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>>64938609

>Mavs fan detected

What the fuck?

>comedy group

uhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg6Qojxg7UI

>>64938000
I couldn't get past the pasta lady. It's like they've only seen two or three episodes of the show they're trying to parody. And for that reason, I'm out.

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Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I do is I'll purposefully leave my shit in the toilet and not flush after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even flush them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels flush my shit like the cockroaches they are.

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>>64936968
Mah point.

>>64938959

JUST

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>>64925703

>all smiles

>>64925703
Lmfao

>>64936936
>I don't smoke, I don't drink
>I'm thinking maybe you should

>>64936489

Lori puts on way too much fucking makeup, it's actually kind of repulsive as it's usually a cover for "I have little redeeming personal qualities so I'm going to try and disarm you with my looks", but she still fails at this.

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>>64939180
I get more of a "it's because she's 46, but still trying her hardest to look good" vibe from it.

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>I offered you exactly what you asked for, yet you've completely ignored me and continued to solicit offers from the other sharks. And for that reason, I'm out.

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Who /trump/ and /kevin/ here?

>Make North America Great Again

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>>64939339

Canada is too cucked to be saved though.

Cuban literally made all his wealth in one sale 15 years ago and none of his VC projects since have netted him substantial money beyond that. In fact he would have more if he just put it in an index.

>>64939467

Source?

And the whole "put money in an index" ideas is just a garbage leftist hindsight 20/20 meme. It was exposed long ago.

>>64927383
I've only seen a few episodes but every one I have has had this "What's stopping me from making your product" bullshit.

Knowing it would never actually air I wish someone had the balls to get on the show with something weapon-based and shoot when that question is asked, responding with, "The fact you're dead, maybe?"

>You came on this show because your business is your last resort. You came to us because if your business didn't make it off the ground, the hospital was going to dump what's left of your daughter out in the streets. You broke your back and busted your balls to create a truly original business that provides an innovative product the world needs. Your blood, sweat, tears, and every remaining bit of your heart went into this herculean effort to save your daughter. You came to us, ready to give up almost all of the company just to make enough money to put your little girl back together. That touches me, and I'm not easily touched. And for that reason, I'm out.

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>It's a Robert is a child at heart episode.

>>64939737
He lives for those free samples. Always warms my heart to see him light up when they come out.

>>64939661
I knew it was coming but I still laughed.

>>64939737
>>64939792
I'm watching an episode where some kids are trying to sell some ice cream substitute, and as soon as samples came out, he lit up like a child on Christmas.

His smile and optimism quickly faded when he tried the product though.

>>64938807
Now, you flush THEM.

>>64939537
>And the whole "put money in an index" ideas is just a garbage leftist hindsight 20/20 meme. It was exposed long ago.

There are like 2 mutual funds out of the top 25 that have beaten the S&P500 more than two years in a row in the last two decades

>>64937363
>Semi-shut in
>Anxiety disorder
>IBS
>Zero self confidence
I probably wouldn't even make it to the studio desu.

>>64937363
>Could your current self sell it to the Sharks?

Probably yes, because I wouldn't make a retarded valuation and I would make it clear that the path is a licensing deal, plus I'm competent at business communication.

>>64924003
He looks like a fucking baby

>>64924834
Friggin kek

>>64936936
What a fucking idiot. I wanted to punch this stupid faggot in the face.

600k for a measely THIRTY PERCENT. FUCK YOU FOR NOT TAKING THAT.

>>64937446
If Kevin's stepdad didn't force him to quit fucking around and make something of himself he would have been a lazy stoner playing guitar

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>>64936408
top kek

>>64937363
>How did you come up with this? What do you do?
>Well, I'm a NEET who spends all day surfing the internet aimlessly.
>Wow, such a driven person! I'd love to be in business with you!

>>64937109
>using a mac

>>64925703
Learyposting is now officially the best meme along with Vinceposting

>>64940882
Jaxposting was pretty good.

>>64939737

Every pitch that has a dog is amazing to watch just because of his reactions. It's fucking adorable.

>>64938000
These jokes were so lame its no wonder ISIS hates america.

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>It's a Robert is surprisingly fit episode

>>64923927
Kevin is literally the only one who has never done that

>>64936495
Read the comments Holy shit.

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>>64926912

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>>64941558
>Read the comments Holy shit.

Just your typical liberal tolerance and acceptance of people that disagree with them.

Hey guys

I heard you like QVC

>>64941837
It's my dream to be on QVC so I'm going to ignore all of the better offers that the other sharks gave and go with you.

Has the black guy ever done a deal ever? He tries so hard to look rich too, while Cuban is just casual friday.

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>What do you have?
>I have Bulletball!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk

>>64939551
>all those edges
Kill yourself

Is Shark Tank the only patrician reality show ever?

Is there anything that even compares to it?

You know Robert looks just like Mel Gibson..

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>>64941894

>It's a "Daymond tells everyone about a guy he knows in the hood" episode

>>64942118
I actually think he looks like a thinner less hairy Robin Williams.

>>64941971
the guy ended up getting his game in retirement homes or rehab centers for old people or something like that

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Im going to offer you $12, a bandaid, my dirty socks and this broken pencil in return for 99% of your aerodynamic snapback company. Also I get to fuck your wife
>.01 seconds later
Youve taken too long to reply and I dont like your face, and for all these reasons, im out

>>64942176
This is the type of nigga that mismanages his funds.

>>64942078
The Profit is also patrician because you learn what a terrible idea it is to start your own business

Hotel Impossible is a good way to learn about America

SHARK RANKINGS:

Ability:

1. Lori
2. Mark
3. Kevin
4. Robert
5. Barbara
6. Daymond
7. That autistic Kevin guy from season 1 who only made 1 deal and it was a fucking gag gift

Personality:

1. Robert
POWER GAP
2. Kevin
3. Barbara
Huge cunts below this line
4. Lori
5. Mark
6. Daymond

>>64941894
a tell tale sign of "new money"

>>64942312
Indeed.

>>64942312
All the sharks are new money to be fair

>There will never be a comic with Bruce Wayne as a shark

>>64942394
That's stupid as fuck but the idea of like The Riddler pitching a shitty idea to Bruce Wayne would be a funny bit. Call Robot Chicken and see if they'll do it.

>>64942300
>Kevin not number one in everything

>>64942451
Kevin seems like fun to drink fancy wine with, but he seems like the kind of guy who would look down on you if you had a net worth less than $50 million dollars and wouldn't give you the time of day.

I mean, he's a member of a fucking secret society of wine drinkers.
It's so ridiculous, it's probably true.

Also, his royalty deals are absurd and you'd have to be the biggest rube to accept it.

>>64942447
I can definitely see that.
Bruce could be fucking with him the whole time. Lex Luthor could also be there.

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>>64924003
>oh shit you're black? Let me give you an offer...
Every time

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>it's a "merch entrepreneur shills for the fucking mavericks and it's really awkward" episode

>mfw kevin o leary is running for the leadership of the canadian conservative party

>>64942669

We can only hope he wins and uncucks Canada

>>64942300
How is Lori 1 in ability. She is veritably poor by the standard of Mark and Kevin and is only in on low price shit BC of it

>>64942768
She's very manipulative and knows how to "spot a hero from a zero."

She has the highest success rate, and the Scrub Daddy sponge she invested in is the most successful business in the history of the show.

One of my favorite scene ever is when the guy came in with his tool to open up coconuts quicker.

And Kevin tells the story about how he grew up in Thailand or some shit and used a similar tool.

Like, what are the odds?

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>>64941971
fuck..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pIZM2r_AJA

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Mark Cuban's on next week's episode of Girl Meets World, where socialism is promoted.

>>64943431
Mark Cuban appears in fucking anything people ask him to. I know he was in Sharknado and also this
https://youtu.be/yvHYWD29ZNY

>>64941971
Bulletball actually became a real product, unlike all the finalists.

>>64936055
>genes only change appearance
in all seriousness, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiJVJ5QRRUE

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>>64934481
>crowdfunding

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>It's a Cuban hates the idea so much and the retard pitching it, so he grills them so hard that the other sharks pull out

Time is money when you have multiple billion dollars.

>it's an inventor refers to the sharks as "sharks" episode

>>64925752
Is Mark Cuban Cuban?

>>64946558

He's a jew. Oddly Kevin isn't.

Robert is the best tbqh

>>64925703
Sup reddit

>>64934481
What does Kevin say to Robert at the end of the second video?

>And next time you ??? I'll join you.

>>64927259
Laughed out loud

>>64940667
>>64937611
>>64936936

This guy is actually pretty brilliant. He went on Shark Tank without the intention of making a deal because he gets free publicity.

This tactic has become common enough to where some of the sharks like Cuban have tried to call entrepreneurs out for it; he refers to them as "gold diggers". The last one that I can recall was a company that sold LED lights that you put on bike wheels. Cuban immediately was skeptical that they had any intention of making a deal because their product was too good and their valuation was strange.

There was also an episode where Jeff Foxworthy was a guest shark and he made a deal for the "Hillbilly" product line of clothes. After the taping was complete they confessed that they had no intention of making the deal and were simply on the show for publicity.

I don't even watch this show and I fucking love these threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g31M8WmKeqg

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>It's a "the investor mentions the fact that is a hustler who went door to door trying to sell his product, so Mark Cuban cums in his pants" episode

>It's a "Mark Cuban mentions that he used to eat crackers with ketchup and mustard to get by" episode

Apparently O'Leary is looking to run for the Conservative leadership in Canada.

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2016/01/14/ex-dragon-kevin-oleary-mulls-conservative-leadership-bid.html

Although it's probably DOA since he somehow doesn't speak French despite growing up in Montreal.

>>64936225
SO UHH...
>flares nostrils
U THINK DAT U
>invents Fubu
COULD UHH...
>adjusts his purple
GET ME SOME A DAT
>gets raised by single mom
1.3 MILLION FOR UHHH...
>makes offer
EDUMACATING THESE BOBOS
>fucks Lori
FOR UHHH... THE PAST TEN YEARS?!?!?1

>>64936653
They are all one big, tight-knit family, so their memes are way danker, giving the appearance of retardation to the ill-informed.

>>64949824
Never happens.

>>64936489
she's fine as fuck

>>64942669
I thought some dyke won the leadership, or is she only interim?
Regardless I will vote PC if O'Leary is their candidate.
MAKE CANADA NOT KEKED AGAIN!

>>64950377
Are you joking? Each of those things has happened at least 3 times.

>>64951441
Ya I was joking.

>>64937148
>poo poo
>poo poo
>pee pee poo poo

>>64936408
I hate Kevin O'Leary so fucking much, but this shit is pure gold.

>>64942898
http://sharktankblog.com/shark-tank/shark-tank-episodes/shark-tank-season-6-episodes/episode-618/

Is this it?

What episode is 618? Can't find it on Google.

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>>64923344
>>64924834
>>64925703
>>64926217
>>64926912
>>64936408
>>64939270

>>64933090
Kutcher was in shark tank?
What episode is it, I'm curious.

>>64952042
Same.

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>>64936408

>>64951975
Nevermind, it's the s06e21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_XpKI6tzJ0

>>64951169
Interim, The point with that is to pick someone devoid of charisma, initiative, and ambition.

>>64946558
No, it'd be too hilarious

>>64952042
>>64952264
>>64933090
Season 7 Episode 01

>>64925752
Link?

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>its a rolodoc episode

>>64936225
>blocked in my country
Which episode was this from?

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>its a "Lori sniffs a girl's armpit" episode

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>>64951169
>>64942669
BASED

He's like the Donald Trump of Canada.

Someone pls post the white tiger lasagna copypasta

>>64926217
it's "pinot grigio"

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>>64938000
>"Whats stopping me from starting my own islamic state?!"
Holy kek

>>64934245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiJa9diJOMk

Obligatory

>>64939737
Has anyone ever counted how many deals each shark has made per season? I don't think I've ever seen an episode where Robert invests. Is he just in it to see new inventions and get free samples?

>>64927259
TOP KEK

>>64952668
Thank you.

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>>64939339
Me.

Holy fuck that would be great.

>>64941146
he seriously is, you could really see he's pretty toned in that blow up bootcamp episode

>>64942300
Fuck Barbara . Early seasons are a drag with her .
>thats too much money for me I'm out
Every single time

>>64942263
He got Ezvip. He is set

>>64943431
>you just KNOW...

>>64939737
Croatian bro. If I ever had an idea I would do my best to have Robert back me up

>>64934878
>It's a "Kevin talks about the La Confrérie des Chevaliers du Tastevin" and Mark cracks up episode

>>64936489
I just realized she looks like a thinner sara jay
>fap time

>>64943431
He was in The League aswell

>>64953965
The league might be one of the only shows I just stopped watching and never went back.
The latter episodes are filled with shit jokes.

>>64924003
Man, 4chan neets are just jelly as fuck because a BLACK MAN is RICH, HANDSOME and BALLS DEEP in a new prime white pussy every week.

niggas just mad yo

>>64954202
>>64953965
lol dude fantasy football! Okay character A, if you win in fantasy football this week, I'll [humiliating task], but if I win then you have to [humiliating task]. Come on [trending nfl player], I need you to perform well this week! Oh man guys my wife and kids are getting in the way of me picking my line up! XD taco you're so random, you don't know football very well! Ruffie, you're even more random tenfold XXXD. lol fuck u andre I'm gonna burn your house down haha epic prank you bitch we hate you. Oh man adult life is so hard guys lets all meet at the bar wearing ties and talk about fantasy football!

>>64954202
It's a decent background show, to have on while playing games or trying to sleep

>>64954300
Not him but he does say things like that. I don't even think it's a bad thing, he keeps it real. He doesn't act like an expert in industries he isn't familiar with. I have a lot of respect for him.

>>64954341
>>64954329

>>64954329
You know, none of that really bother me. What put me over the edge were all those poop jokes. What the fuck poop jokes were funny when you were a kid.
Oh and raffie episodes , those were pure unfunny episodes

>>64953965
My friend Mark from Cuba.

This show is fucking great. It doesn't even have to try to be funny.

>>64954511
Me and my gf will say a retarded movie or show is 'taco stupid' like the character if it's just so god damn dumb like a parody movie for young teens. Like one episode taco is literally eating dogshit. A normal person would be like okay hey look man we can't hang out anymore, you may actually be retarded.

O'Leary is fucking great

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I don't care how great it is I can't stop laughing when I see it.

>>64954737
I describe this show as the next evolution of Americas funniest home videos.
There is a satisfaction in both seeing people make a fool of themselves as well as a rare proudness to see someone succed.
It also serves as a medium to dream about being an entrepreneur

>>64955006
Isn't tha how humans are supposed to shit?

>>64955068
I guess. I don't have any problems with my current sit down shitting method though.

>>64942768
Because she knows what sells on QVC and what doesn't

>>64955137
You know what would sell well on QVC? Her sextape

>>64943845
Imagine him appearing as himself in a "Shark Tank" porn parody.

>>64955006
THATS JUST A PLASTIC STOOL (NO PUN INTENDED)!

>>64955117
Squat-pooping has upped my poo game. Squeezing out large turds is now very easy

>>64955196
see
>>64953844

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>mfw those dikes with the auto repair shop got sued after their pitch by one of the dragons

>>64936489
Rich, smart, powerful and hot.
10/10

>>64942846

Only a high success rate because half of the people on the show only have a shitty product that could sell on QVC, not an actual business.

She is good at manipulating women though.

>>64939551
heh, nothin personnel sharks

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>my good friend Mark from Cuba

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>>64936408

>>64955997
Meh, she has weird eyebrows. Might if I was drunk like at least a 12pk.

>>64954341
>It's a decent background show

lol that's the perfect description. I always have it on netflix in the background while I'm doing work just to have some noise, I never actually sit down to watch it

>>64952776

episode 617

http://sharktankblog.com/business/scholly/

>>64938000
please cancel this fucking show

shark tank has got to be one of the easiest things to parody and they even fuck that up. why are they so obsessed with politics?

shark tanks threads are hilarious

>>64956548
Let's hear your better shark tank parody sketch pitch.

>>64956650

Read any of the pastas in this thread.

>>64936408
man those wines must be good

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING

Seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with British people that makes them look and sound like freaks? Is it inbreeding on the tiny island

>>64956650

See: >>64925703

>>64956730
meme form pls

>>64936225
LOL mark just sitting there burning up

>>64923344
I used to watch the british orignal alot, but this one's fine too.

>>64934481
>boom boom boom give the guy a ciiigar

I'm gonna start saying this everywhere

>>64957031

Which one is that from?

>>64956969
lol your british version is nothing compared to this

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>this guy

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>>64957083

>this triggers the Cuban

>>64957058
second video , at 2:12

>>64957143

Thanks

>>64957143

lmao Robert's "wtf" reaction

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>it's a "presenter uses the term social media 500 times" episode

>>64956924

You can see him waiting to explode.

Lori and Daymond got blown the fuck out. Idiot liberals.

>>64957440
>Idiot liberals
Except being liberal had nothing to do with it

>>64941971
"there is nothing better than bulletball, it is the greatest game ever made.." - Mark Cuban

does anyone remember the episode where there's a hot white girl with ridiculously huge tits and the shark guys kept trying to bid for her?

>>64957602

Except it does. It's the typical dichotomy of
Liberals: Wanting to give people money out of "charity" despite not understanding the long term impact
Conservatives: Understand that "charity" is more harmful than good, and also insulting to the recipient, and that true charity is helping the guy to build a successful business and not just dumping money in his lap

Hint: the conservative view is much more mature, and this is why Kevin, Robert, and Mark were so upset.

>>64957738

No but let me guess, it was one of the few Daymond "I can't read but only invest on hot chicks" John plays?

>>64957793
you dont believe that do you?

they were upset because they never got a chance to make an offer

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>>64957884

LOL that's simply laughable, and which is why Cuban joined in and laughed when Lori tried to play that card. They get scooped on deals all the time, they don't care.

Robert explained it. You don't understand it. A bit too complex for you I think. Charity like this is EVIL and INSULTING. That guy should feel insulted at what just happened to him.

Anyone with a brain understands that this is why Robert, Kevin, and Mark were upset. Not because they got scooped lmao

>>64957978
why would that upset them? what do they care

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>>64957738

Is this her?

I think there's been a few chicks with decent sized racks on the show.

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>>64958101
I'd invest in that.

>>64958023

Because they have morals and values. "Charity" really is disgusting all the way around unless it's done correctly.

Why do you think Robert got so uncharacteristically upset? He's never done that before, and he gets scooped all the time.

This was simply disgusting. Lori and Daymond should be ashamed of themselves.

>>64958101
sauce por favor

>>64958154
they only get "scooped" after making offers

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>>64958167

megan cummins. (yes, that's her real name)

her product was the 'you smell' soap.

>>64958273

>cummins

oh baby