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Aliens announce they will come to earth but first wish to see an example of our art to learn about human nature

What single film do we collectively agree to show them?
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Tokyo Story
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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Metropolis.
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Ben Dover's Anal Spunkfest
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Dogville
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Problem Child 2
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mall cop 2
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>>64920442
There Will Be Blood
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2001 is literally the only choice.
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Avatar
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>>64920442
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2 Girls 1 Cup
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It's a Wonderful Life
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>>64922120
Best answer
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>>64920442
amadeus #1 film all time
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>>64922158

this
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>>64920442
you know it
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>>64920442
A Serbian film
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>>64922158
>>64922199
Step up your game. 2 guys 1 stump is the patrician choice
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Independence Day
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>>64920442
Amadeus my arse!
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Fellowship of the Ring or Vertigo or Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
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Dark Knight Rises

Maybe they'll take it back to their planet and Baneposting can become intergalactic.
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Star Wars, the original
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>>64922129
this
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>>64920442
Even a question? The answer:

Бpoнeнoceц Пoтёмкин (Battleship Potemkin)
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>>64922316
Please, if there is a God, this. Think of the shitposts.
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Independence Day, so those fags know what to expect.
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>>64920442
why did they make mozart laugh like a donkey/weasel?
why was his wife a gnome?
was mozart really this fucking annoying?
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>>64921909
Got it right in one. Thank god we have people like this guy around.
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Coin toss between Freddy Got Fingered or Dude Where's My Car?
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OP got it on the money

pointless effort for all you plebs who disagree
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>>64922428
>>64922428
this
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>>64920442
The Room
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>>64920442
>but first wish to see an example of our art to learn about human nature

So why the fuck would you give them a movie? Nothing comes close to touching Tolstoy's war and peace
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>>64922883
I nominate Hugo's Les Misérables.
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>>64922383
Yeah, silent soviet propaganda is indeed "an example of our art to learn about human nature"
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>>64922883
While I agree literature is superior to film, the pinnacle of human artistic achievement is the Brandenburg Concertos.
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>>64922993
Silence comrade
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>Nothing comes close to touching Tolstoy's war and peace
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>>64922883
Brothers Karamazov
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>>64920442
Predator, but we tell them it is a slice of life, existential movie. Should make sure they dont fuck with us.
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>>64920442
I seriously don't get this movie. Is it some sort of meme? It was so. fucking. BORING
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>>64920442
I can't name a single movie that's entered the realm of high art.
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>>64920442
Why would we show a film about Mozart instead of an actual opera by Mozart?
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>>64923648
>mozart
>not the ring cycle

please
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>>64923768
This fag gets it.
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>>64920442
I'd show them coltrane's A Love Supreme
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Star Trek The Motion Picture
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Lost Highway.

They'd say, "fuck messing with these guys" and 360 it out of there.
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>>64922120

>They know! SHUT IT DOWN
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Babel is the only answer
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Fahrenheit 9/11

Redpill the motherfuckers
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Signs
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Clerks
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>>64921909
movie not anime
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>>64920442
/thread
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A-HAHAHAHAHAAA!
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>>64922428
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>>64920442
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>>64922428
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BLACKED
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>>64924963
how the fuck did people like this movie?
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>>64925169
Its "complicated"
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The Dark Knight Rises
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>>64922125
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>>64922129
How to guarantee that the alien race will hate us
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>>64925644
If they're plebs, sure.
BASED MALICK
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>>64925169
It's well shot, accessible, and captures some of that same kind of "energy" that the original movie had, while also pandering to the appeal of nostalgia
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Starship Troopers
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There is only one answer
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I think a nice classical music piece would be a better display for aliens. Think of it, an alien watching a movie wouldn't understand what the fuck anyone is saying, wouldn't understand their facial expressions, and wouldn't understand any of the objects that they see. Music, however, has a more naturally ingrained appeal
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Not even a whole movie is needed.
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Blade Runner
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>>64923837
fucking plebs man
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>>64922428
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Vice Versa
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>>64925928
You are my kind of nigga.
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UHF
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>>64925169


>I didn't like it
>YOU FUCKING NAZI
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>>64922129

This tbvh

It contains our culture, familial relationships as well as a brief graphic understanding of our universes creation. Although The Voyage of Time may soon supersede this.
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>>64922428
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Close Encounters of the Third Kind, just to see how off the mark it was.
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>>64922883

How the fuck are they going to read it you faggot
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>>64928450
how are they going to understand the the dialogue in a film?
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>>64928521
>visual narrative
Are you going to make them watch some stupid pleb shit with a plot?
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>>64920442
It's the only right choice
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>>64928546
i'm just saying if we're going to assume these aliens won't be able to understand our languages then the best thing to do would be what >>64923044 said and give them a music piece
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>>64928589
yes, fucking this.
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Mars Attacks.
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>>64920442
So recently I just watched Hateful Eight and The Revenant.

I saw they have Amadeus on netflix. I was gonna watch it but I'm not sure if I should. I've been watching a lot of 3 hour movies lately. Is Amadeus worth the time?
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>>64928660
I'd say pic related would have the same effect
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>>64922320
this.
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>>64928885
YES
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>>64920442
Santa Sangre
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>>64921909
Hopefully they'll die of boredom and leave us the duck alone.
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>>64922214
How much better would DKR have been if it consisted of more still shots, differently edited, and completely in monochrome...
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>>64922008
Nice choice
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Anti-Christ
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>>64920442
The Holy Mountain
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>>64922446

>was Mozart really this fucking annoying?

Yes
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>>64922316

It would be glorious. Sadly they wouldn't understand it at first but maybe we'll find a way to translate it.
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>>64920442
Mars needs Moms
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>>64930294
>our people ALSO have tales of the rising fire
>But no guys as big as this
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>>64922129
A fine example of how tedious humanity is. I agree. The Ayy Lmaos will then return to their homes.
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>>64928162
>Although The Voyage of Time may soon supersede this.
>film I have never even seen may be better than one that I have.

Kill yourself, reddit.
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>>64930174
should i watch this or El Topo first?
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>>64930627
Doesn't really matter, but you should definitely watch both.
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>>64930585

Wait, what? Being optimistic about a documentary on time and the creation of the universe from a personal favorite director is "reddit?" Great job.
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The holy mountain :v
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>>64920442
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This movie has it all. Any other answer is wrong.
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>>64934164
>seven samurai
>only six
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2001, so they learn what we CAN imagine about what's out there, and our role in it.
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>>64932707
Then they'll kill us all for being autistic idiots.
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>>64934344
The 7th samurai is their friendship
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>>64934164
good choice, grasshopper
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>>64922428
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>>64928885
Absolutely
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Robocop without a doubt, it's a movie everyone can love plus it will spark a Verhoeven-esque renaissance in film.
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>>64920442
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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>>64934757
Sounds like something from an anime.
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>>64935037
That's the Japanese for you
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>>64920442
Man of Steel
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I feel that pic related examines the human condition with more respect to it than any other movie I've seen.
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>>64928896
Fuck off with your tumblr'd up screenshot
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Either this, or...
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>>64935570
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>>64935606
Baraka and Samsara are far better.
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>>64922428
Spotted the Trump voter
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>>64922428
>>64922240
These guys know what's up.

Welcome to Earf
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>>64928885
What are you, an on-call surgeon? Your time is worthless, watch the fucking movie you twat
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Apocalypse Now
Come and See
Men Behind the Sun
Schindler's List
Passion of the Christ
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>>64936316
These
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>>64923768
>The Ring cycle
>Not Tristan und Isolde
Please...
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>>64922776
>HI ALIENS!
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Animu, so they'll start the holocaust with Japan
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>>64928675
hey reddit
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>>64920442
ROCK ME AMADEUS
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this desu senpai
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