If I gave you $150 and paid for food etc, would you camp for 3 nights in the forest where they filmed the Blair Witch movie, anon?
$150 is a small fraction of what I could have made in 3 days, so why would I want to do that? Opportunity cost, coupled with not getting killed by a witch makes me say no. A thousand or two and totally.
$2.08 per hour is well below minimum wage, OP
And that's assuming 72 hours, but "3 nights" would be more like 4 days, so probably closer to 84 hours = $1.79 per hour
You'd literally make more money picking up change on the street
Yeah you see unlike people with autism, I can actually differentiate movies from real life
The only reason I'd be scared of camping in the woods where Blair Witch was filmed would be if there were bears or other deadly animals
>pretending ur not scared by blair witch
one of the most piping hot memes going
it's completely improv, they were just given hints, eg: josh screaming was on a massive speaker they had no idea about
take the $150, admit you shat your pants, and shut the FUCK up. And go home and watch muh paranormal memetivity.
I'd love to camp out there, some of the best national parks in that part of the US. Unfortunately Australia doesn't come close to some of the landscapes in the Americas so its a goal of mine to explore these areas
why cant this be like old /tv/ where it wasn't all memes and it was almost like /x/ where people just you know what im scared
everyone just pretends now like muh chance there might be a hot chick If I pretend
>be the most naïve 13 year old u can imagine
>movie comes out
>believe its actual found footage
>be ausfag, its hot as fuck here I have my door open a kangaroo legit just ran past my door
>im dying inside mentally
>see the film with a friend
>the end part where they find the house starts up
>some retard behind me drops and icecube slowly down the back of my jumper and grabs me as if im being electrocuted
>literally experience what a heart attack feels like
>friend no bull shit has to call an ambulance because I pass out
>by the time I get there they basically say its all ok and to get on with life basically
yeah great film
I probably wont be believed but that actually happened, it was just the timing. Like imagine the worse jump scare ever and someone grabbing u at the same time, when ur a little kid.
Everyone basically goes insane at this point if you watch the movie again. Everyone becomes really vague, Josh is only there for a short amount of time before going missing making Heather and Mike even more 'vague' and weird. Like they start talking to each other about pumpkin pie and shit but when alone are flipping out. Very shortly after they find the house and die and they know it's coming. I love this movie.
>its like the witch was messing with their sense of reality to be able to do that
Or, you know, they walked in circles like people almost always end up doing when lost in the woods and panicking.
they headed north when they first got there, cross a log, get lost, mike admits to kicking the map, they proceed to head south for an entire day, get to the same log. Spin it how you want, that's how it happens.
I prefer cruising on my mates boat
really just get out on the boat for a day and its like getting away from everything, even if you're only half an hour from home
as my mind continues to suffer though I just imagine all the white sharks we have down here in ausfailia and how small and poorly maintained his boat is.
I also have to worry about funnel web situations like this
such is life in ausfailia
>$150 for 3 days
That's half of my month salary
t. third worlder
I don't think you get it
movie makes the point that they were walking AWAY from the tree and head that same way for a whole day but end up in the same place, seemingly walking in circles
that's what makes it creepy
they weren't upset because realizing they had walked backwards all day, they knew where they were going, they were upset because they ended up in the same place. Everyone pretty much loses their mind/dies after this point.
>implying panicking motherfuckers are capable of sustaining this without breaking into a run or wildly looking around or some other stupid thing that gets them confused again
The most dangerous thing is to panic. Once you start you have a hard time stopping as well.
Especially if you're followed by a w
I water ski and it just sucks when you come off and it takes forever for the boat to come back around while u tread water and just wait for your legs to get touched
>come off skis
>squint into the distance 50 metres away
>see friend who is in control of the boat take a phone call and just stand there
i wish his wife would just fucking not call him constantly
No. Hell fucking no. I hate camping.
-It was $1500
-Someone camped with me
-I had access to water for bathing and the supplies I require
-It's just camping, not some gimmick where some faggot shows up at 3am, jumps on my tent and runs away making spooky noises
i thought i could handle it but i live alone and last night read some creepy shit while in bed
heard the tap start dripping randomly in the kitchen and started freaking out
so hell no
the way they made this movie was pretty genius
>cast is only 3 people (unless you count the interviews at the start)
>leave the stones outside the tent etc, let them improve
>harassed during the night inside their tent
>underfed for days on end
>take Josh away and leave the slime and shit outside the tent
>have a massive speaker play sounds of him screaming in the middle of the night
Talk about bringing out the best performances of people. They must have been scared shitless, i would be.
Hell no. I can't even go into the forest alone when it's still daytime. I'm okay with hiking with a small group, but no way am I staying in the forest for 3 nights. The only time I camped was lakeside and it was in a trailer. Something about being surrounded by trees makes me feel trapped.
If I were in a tent I'd drive myself crazy over hearing perfectly normal noises.
>faggot OP shows up trying to scare you by making spooky sounds and shaking the tent
>gets a face full of bullets instead of screams of fear
I wonder if you'd get convicted of some crime if that happened.
>implying the fear of the woods isn't what propelled our species to build and create a society
Fear is why we're here today, capable of locking all the predators out with a simple door latch.
Sydney harbor would have to be probably the most dangerous place in terms of great whites in Australia afaik. I live in Tasmania and even down here you need to be careful but fucked if I'd ever swim out there.
>people dont ski on sydney harbor because of whites, i-ts not cuz the council regulates the fuck out of it to keep it the most tourist friendly picturesque place in the country.
If you want to live like a goddamn shrew, all tucked away in your hole where no predators can get you, be my guest. I don't want to live like that, though. There is literally nothing out there in the woods that is more dangerous than me.
You are literally in more danger from a bull moose in rutting season than from any other animal in nature, at least in the part of the world where moose live.
Bears eat fish and shit, mostly. They don't hunt like big cats do, especially not big prey like a human. If a bear kills you it is going to kill you because you surprised it and it is defending itself or its cubs.
The plural of moose is moose, not mooses.
The entire movie proves there is no witch. Only a killer. So I would pitch my tent as close to the road as possible, and load up my 9 millimeter and wait for the fag to come to me and shoot that fucker. Ill be heralded as a hero for killing a psychopath.
>There is literally nothing out there in the woods that is more dangerous than me.
>like big cats do
That bear was still not hunting, it just killed a baby moose that wandered into its path. It even had cubs with it and was scared away by the sound of gunshots, did you even watch your own video? Also, the fact that this made the news at all goes to show that it is a rare event.
No because if you dishing out money to randomly get my ass innawood I am immediately suspect of some prank bullshit going on.
Also, does anyone else like watching this film and trying to find ways the culprit is someone intentionally fucking with them? The witch narrative is a bit sloppy and unconvincing tbqh.
Fuck you, cunt. A human with a gun is literally the most deadly animal on the planet. Just because you're a fat lazy fuck who isn't good for anything outside of shitposting on the internet doesn't mean everyone is.