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CONFIRMED
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>>64897458
>implying he had any input on that post
probably posted by assistant after consulting lawyers and progressives
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no

leia kissed him and he was clearly happy

also he was awestruck the cirst time he saw her
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Either fake tumblrshit or Carrie using black magic to speak through him.
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>>64897536
I've kissed guys before as a friendly thing and I'm not gay. that doesn't mean anything
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best girl
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>>64897536
>what is bisexuality
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>>64897554

t. faggot
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>>64897573
Looks like a cuter Rey
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I'M NOT SAYING HE'S GAY

I'M JUST SAYING HE COULD BE GAY

IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR FOR PETE'S SAKE
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>>64897458
Anon please, we're all hamillusted out for one night.
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This stuff is seriously a sickness

Dindus, fags, cunts, stormweenies, all obsessed with seeing characters like them

It's all the same retardation
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>>64897536
>Who is she? She's beautiful!
>kisses Leia and enjoys the fuck out of it
>has a daughter named Rey who is gonna fuck a negro to spite him for leaving her on Jakku

Straight as an arrow niggaz
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>>64897554
In a new hope after they fight off the tie fighters escaping the Death Star, Han makes a remark asking Luke if leia would fall for a guy like himself, and Luke quickly replies no she wouldn't looking very upset Han asked him that because clearly he is jealous for her affections as well. It's a very deliberate scene

Luke is straight, hamill is a cuck
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>>64897554
youre a queer and Id never talk to you again if ypu did that to me
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>>64897617
But when you do it, its A O-KAY
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>>64897458

jedis are supposed to be asexual
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>>64897458
Ok it's incest then.
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>>64897554

means you are a dirty turk
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>>64897617
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>Luke will never sit on your dick
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>>64897458
>not asking about bigger Luke

Ya blew it
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Luke/Leia/Han is the threesome America deserved.
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>>64897643
>God, I can't believe this is what I've decided imaginary liberal strawmen actually think!!!

Typical /pol/sy sufferer. Always with your strawmen comics and your reaction images.
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Maybe he finally came to terms with the fact that he accidentally played the most iconic twink character in movie history.
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Luke finally confirmed as an Apache attack helicopter
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>>64897715

>no holiday special where Han and Luke spit roast leia
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>>64897554
i agree, i've kissed plenty of traps and i'm not gay at all
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>>64897458
Luke confirmed for being fucked in the ass by wide-hipped negro in the sequel
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>>64897458
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>>64897574
There are no bisexual dudes. Theres gay guys that try to hide what they want. All men know very speciically what they want to fuck.
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>>64897718
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>>64897749
>no holiday special where Leia and Han dominate Luke
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Rey Skywalker theories gayed the fuck ouy
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So this means Rey isn't his?
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>>64897783
What if a man wants to specifically fuck men and women
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>>64897813
gays can still have kids if they find a surrogate mother
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>>64897536
Wincestuality.
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>>64897813
This means that you can project whatever the fuck you want onto OT Luke, Hamill doesn't give a fuck.

Also gay men are completely capable of having kids, or he could be talking about bisexuality.
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I can't wait for this fakeass screenshot to gain media attention and for Hamill to get on twitter and call out female Star Wars fans as the invasive creeps they are.
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1. Rey Kenobi
2. Rey is Anakin's sister, another force conception
3. Rey is a nobody


1. Snoke is Plagueis
2. Snoke is zombie Anakin
3. Snoke is Luke
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>>64897892
>another force conception
Honestly this wouldn't surprise me at all.
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>>64897889
It's real.
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>>64897458
The Jedi Order are all celibate, and if the Vatican has taught us anything it's that people that are willfully celibate are all pedophiles. You know what they do with those padawans, and what Yoda meant when he said Luke was too old.
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Has the kiss footage even been released?
http://kaishore.tumblr.com/post/137205605816/lesbianrey-actuallukeskywalker-i-loved-mark
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>>64897458
He kisses his sister desu
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>>64897916
Can you prove that? Because just saying "it's real" doesn't make it real, nor convince anyone that it is.
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>>64897458


CONFIRMED REY IS NOT HIS DAUGHTER
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>>64897574
>what is you can no longer "decide for yourself" because whatever sexuality he is he has to be female-attracted
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>>64897929
>directly pulling shit from tumblr

This thread is snowballing into even dumber bullshit
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>>64897929
?“It’s like the scene where I’ve been hurt and Harrison comes in and says, ‘Hey, you don’t look so bad to me. In fact you look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark.’ I reply, ‘Thanks to you,’ and his line was supposed to be, ‘That’s two you owe me, junior.’ But he didn’t say it… he gave me a little kiss.”
whew lad
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>>64898004
Why wouldn't it be real?
Because you don't like it that means it's some conspiracy against your values?
I guess you just have to cry about it.
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>>64897536
>muh incest

He was friends with a Tatooine girl and never did anything with her, he was probably only into Leia because he sensed the force coming from. Lucas clearly wishes he could go back and remove the romance subplot.
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>>64898041
>what is compulsory heterosexuality

You can easy pull stuff out of your ass to make a case for gay Luke and that's good enough for the people who want him to be gay.
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>>64898056
first time i've seen it
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>>64897458
Translation:
sexual orientation doesn't fucking matter, get over it and stop pretending like you're special or unique because you chow down on dong
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>>64897536
>when you get a crush on your sister at 19 that fizzles out immediately that means you're straight for life
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>>64898090
>He was friends with a Tatooine girl and never did anything with her

I thought he wanted to bang her though
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>>64898079
All I did was ask you for proof

And instead of giving it, you came up with insane bullshit completely unrelated to my question. So once again: got any proof?
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>>64897889
It's real, you dumbfuck.
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>>64898124
Got any proof it's fake?
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>>64898122
No. All the deleted scenes have him hugging Biggs, and the grill is clearly involved with another guy.
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>>64898110
>having to play apologist for Hamill

He's a liberal faggot who will ignore evidence for the sake of not hurting fag feelings. Embrace it.
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>>64898178
Burden of proof is on you buddy. I didn't claim it's fake, I just wanted proof that it's real. Since you have none, there's no reason for you to think it's real
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That's not even the worst of it.
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>>64898228
Except it is real.
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>>64897458
cant we have a character who is just a bitch slaying macho straight guy for once?
Like pic related?
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>>64898240
>>64898156
Got any proof?
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>hes a Jedi
>but who does he like to bang?

HOW FARE GONE IS THIS STUPID FRANCHISE????
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>>64898231
I'm pretty sure he just favorites everything he's mentioned in

Anyway why are people sending him weird shit like this in the first place. He's not their little fandom buddy, he's a real dude with a life separate from all this shit.
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>>64898124
>>64898228
https://mobile.twitter.com/kynoren/status/687094098600173569

Face it anon, most celebrities aren't /pol/tards. Any anti-gay stuff would make you a pariah.
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>>64898257
Why don't you ask him yourself? Or read the tweets of the girl who asked him.
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>>64897536
>Implying Luke is not awestruck over Han too.
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>>64898268
>He's not their little fandom buddy, he's a real dude with a life separate from all this shit.

He's made a career off being an approachable comiccon frequenting nerd, dingus.
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>>64898272
I can post a fake screenshot to twitter also

Doesn't make it real. Good job, try again.
>>64898296
Why don't you provide proof instead of assuming it's real with no reason?
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>>64898272
rekt
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Luke should be a wizard
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I like to think Luke is a wizard like me
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>>64898322
>this denial

Top kek
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>>64897458
>I don't want to commit so I will take a pseudo-progressive stance to appeal to my audience: the Facebook message
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>>64898306
He insults his ship and they tolerate each other I'm ANH. But hey don't let proof get in the way of your homo delusions.
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>>64898340
>>64898343
Totally wizard.
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>>64898322
See also: >>64898231

Grasp those straws harder, faggot.
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>>64898347
>asking for proof is denial
>assuming something is real without evidence isn't denial

Come to the real world, please. You might enjoy it.
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>>64898348
I don't know why he even bothered to respond, this is probably going to be the retarded is Poe Dameron gay for giving John Boyega his jacket shitstorm 2.0
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>>64898389
>says the person grasping at straws and providing 0 evidence
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>>64898250
>Lobo

Jesus Christ. How's the Korn album clection going?
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>>64898372
Way to be a reductive asshole.
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>>64898406
He's bored. He's been commenting on weird shit people send him lately.
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>>64898372
>they tolerate each other
And grow to really like each other by the end. Leia and Han could hardly stand each other at first too and they turned into the big romance plot as their relationship developed.
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>>64898424
Go to Mark's twitter

See him favorite a post about Luke being trans

There is more evidence for it being true than it being fake.

Fucking retard.
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BASED HAMILL
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he is very good at pandering to his fan base.
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>>64897604
Kek
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>>64898424
But that is evidence. What you're doing is basically covering your ears and going LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU like some kind of denial ridden loser.
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>>64898372
They don't 'tolerate' each other. They're best bros by the end. Luke was so happy Han came back he throws himself at him.

Either way they should all have been in a poly fuck relationship.
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>>64897916
No it's not, but this is.

https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/687434246110187522
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Is this the new SJW meme for 2016? Implying fictional characters in films and books are anything but heterosexual and/or white?
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>>64898556
>Either way they should all have been in a poly fuck relationship.

Only possible good end.
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>>64898492
>fucking retard
>for asking for proof

Calm down autist, not everyone in the world blindly assumes everything they see.
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>>64898543
BAWWWW THAT'S CLEARLY FAKE
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>>64897573

oh its a meme
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>>64898574
He's not implying anything, he's just saying he doesn't give a fuck if you do.
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>>64898543
>>64898537
>likes a tweet

OMG CONCRETE EVIDENCE LALALAL I CAN'T HEAR YOU ASKING FOR LEGITIMATE PROOF
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>It's real

this triggers the /pol/
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>>64898595
Salty 30-something lesbian anon who keeps insisting Hamillust is a meme, pls go.
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Wait just a second. Why would people assume Luke is homosex? I just finished watching OT and nothing was hinted at him being gay.
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>>64898424
Just go to his twitter and see for yourself faggot. How much more proof do you want? I've read other interviews were he implies Luke could be bi or homo and those are old.
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>>64898430
Oh wow Han owes him one and they shake hands.

Real fucking queer of them...
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>>64897458
>tfw Luke likes to get fucked, choked and deep throat huge dicks
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the whole reason he wanted to save leia was to get in her pussy
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>>64898426
whats wrong with Lobo?

Dude's funny.
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>>64898618
That is legitimate proof though. Just go to his twitter, you lazy fuck.
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>>64898632
You got the wrong person, lesbianon was all for hamillust and wanted to peg him
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>>64898574
If your mind goes straight to gay/bi/whatever, then that's your own projection.

Literally nothing like that is said in his message.
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>>64898634
He's a girly twink who hugs men a lot.
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>>64898634
Women want him to be.
Like how they want Poe and Finn to be gay.
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>>64898574
It started in 2015.

Brianna Wu tried to claim Samus from Metroid was a mtf tranny like him.
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>>64898634
Have you seen this tiny farm boy twink
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>>64898690
No, there's this one anon who keeps insisting Hamill looks like a 37 year old lesbian from Michigan and that the Hamillust is a meme.
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>>64898679
It's not though, and repeating yourself doesn't make it true
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>>64898634
He's a fucking twink.
>Luke in the original scrips was a 16 years old girl who is in love with Han.
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>>64898748
It's real.
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>>64898779
It's fake.
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>>64898754
How many fags had their gay awakening to this pic?
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>>64898794
>denial
for what purpose.

It's not like he confirmed Luke to be a homo.
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>>64897834
that is called a degenerate.
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>>64898871
That's not a nice thing to say about your father
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>>64898679
it's not on his twitter.
also note how there's no date in the pic, just that it was on a tuesday.
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>>64898794
https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/likes

I don't understand you, anon.
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Holy shit it's real.
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>>64898972
REAL HUMAN BEEN
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>implying he'd even be able to say that luke is straight in 2016

He'd be crucified
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>>64898972
as someone that doesn't have a twitter, what's up with this page?
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>>64899033
LMAO. as if
but come on. luke gay? he's had a hard on for leia since his scene 1 in A new hope
awkwardly enough, she ended up being his sister. doesn't mean he's still not into girls. mark in ESB and ROTJ isnt really gay...at all
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>>64899033
Sad but true.
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>>64897892
1. Rey Kenobi
1. Snoke is Plagueis

I work for Disney. Believe if you want.
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>>64899072
I think all it means is that Luke isn't Rey's father, and that he's gonna be like most jedi and never hook up.
so fans can project themselves into him, relating to how he never gets laid.
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>>64898268
Mark Hamill is well known for being a personable and nice fellow.
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Obviously Lucas did not write him as anything but straight, but Hamill does make him a bit dainty in his mannerisms so maybe it was in the back of his mind while making the movie.
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>>64899072
>he's had a hard on for leia since his scene 1 in A new hope

He had an innocent first crush that went nowhere.

>mark in ESB and ROTJ isnt really gay...at all

He still has femme mannerisms. Mark is pretty camp.
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Why is everyone so triggered by a guy saying that he doesn't care if you think his character isn't entirely straight? It's not like he confirmed that Luke was a homo, he just admits that the audience is going to project whatever they want on him.

I doubt Hamill himself thinks Luke is anything but straight but he doesn't care if other people have other ideas.
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>>64898646
Not saying it's queer, I'm saying your "hurr they don't like each other, that's that" is bullshit.
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>>64899244
it's the pro-gay people that are getting all excited and over-interpreting.
not the people who think he's straight.
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>>64899244
This, he took the most neutral stance possible. It was nice of him desu.
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>>64899312
>most of the posts ITT are from whiny straightfags insisting he's straight and the tweet is fake
>"i-it's the homos who are overreacting!!!"
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>>64899195
Alec is such a sourpuss
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>>64899285
he wasn't saying that
he was saying they weren't fawning over each other.
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>>64899344
>and the tweet is fake
that's because for 90% of the thread, no evidence was posted.
I still haven't seen the evidence myself, but apparently it has something to do with the likes page that only twitter users can see.
Also, reread this thread, you will find a lot of gay butthurt.
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>>64899312
>Not appreciating the possibility of both twink Luke and Leia pining for Han's dick.
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>>64899344
More like why do homos insist on making straight characters gay.

>hurr durr I'm gay so iconic fictional characters should turn out to be gay years later
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>>64899350
Saying that they tolerate each other implies that they don't like each other but they get along out of necessity which is completely untrue given their relationship development.

Still not gay but definitely close enough that you could pull something out of your ass to make a case.
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How big is Luke's dick?
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>>64899387
>I still haven't seen the evidence myself, but apparently it has something to do with the likes page that only twitter users can see

1. get a twitter account
2. look here >>64899169
3. look here >>64898972
4. stop being a whiny inept faggot who needs to be spoonfed
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>>64899350
No, he said they tolerate each other, which implies they had no genuine friendship, which is entirely incorrect.
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>>64899350
>They barely tolerate each other
>Luke insults Han

As if that is a wholly representation of their friendship.
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>>64899437
This.

It's as if retarded opinions without evidence aren't allowed to be called out anymore.
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I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of source material which blatantly shows that Luke is straight.
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>>64899345
Don't say that, he's probably just not paying attention. Besides, he didn't grow to hate star wars until after it came out.
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Why does every fictional character have to be a fag these days?
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>ignores the grill
>goes to hug his male childhood best friend instead
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>itt nobody understands the concept of bisexuality
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>>64899573
He doesn't ignore the grill he throws something at her

#MisogynisticLukeSkywalker2016
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>/tv/ would prefer Luke to be into his sister than into men and would find the former to be the lesser of two evils
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>>64897458

Shouldn't they be asking Lucas this?
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>>64899573
She's completely wrapped around her BF, why care about a claimed bitch?

Also funny how men now just aren't allowed to have friendships with other men unless they secretly homolust each other.

Fag
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>>64899643
Lucas is insane, who cares about his opinion.
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>>64899628
he was into his sister
it's been the running joke of star wars since the relation was revealed.
Hell, Han probably teased him about it.
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>>64899628
>implying half this thread wouldn't prefer both

Best of both evils.
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>>64899643
Who?
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>>64899655
>Also funny how men now just aren't allowed to have friendships with other women unless they secretly lust for each other

This is more accurate to modern works of fiction.
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Can we get a source on this? Reverse image search just comes up with a tumblr post, ironically saying that if you think Luke is straight you're a fake fan. Ignoring that Hamill specifically says in the message that it's whatever you want.
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>>64899643
Lucas doesn't just hate gays, he hates anyone who takes his characters and makes fanworks of them without paying him first period. He'd sue a bitch for asking.
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>>64899598
>ITT: faggots now insist that every established heterosexual character must be bisexual to pander to their faggotry
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>>64899573
>based biggs dies but wedge gets to live through the entire OT

That nigga had plot armor for days and I have no idea why.
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>>64899628
I's only natural that a man would love his sister.
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>>64899663
>he was into his sister

Only because George doesn't know what he's doing. I think he now wishes the "Luke having a crush on Leia" aspect hadn't been included in the first place since he brought in that twist, if all those deleted kiss scenes are anything to go by. Also,

>implying Luke didn't drop the crush pretty quickly
>bisexuality doesn't exist
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Reminder that Leia is the one who initiates pretty much all of the physical intimacy between her and Luke
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>there are plebs out there right now who don't think Luke/Han/Leia bisexual polyamorous relationship is the best end

Disgusting.
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>>64899784
Good point.
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>>64899788
Less getting triggered over the suggestion of accepted homolust, more this.
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>>64899788
>polyamorous relationships
>ever working out

It is literally destroying my older sister's marriage as we speak
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>>64899855
>comparing your dysfunctional family to a fictional relationship

Nobody cares, Dan.
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>all this touching
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>>64899746
luke DIDN'T drop it quickly
he was still enjoying it halfway into empire.
Also, luke has zero evidence to suggest bisexuality. No one is saying it doesn't exist, we're saying luke doesn't indicate he has a bisexual side.
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>>64899855
Good thing SW is an imaginary world and not real life.
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>>64899905
>you don't touch your friends in a non-sexual way
what are you, a homophobe?
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>>64899855
Good, polygamy only works in an authoritative patriarchy and even then wives/fucktoys are scheming harpies.
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>>64897577
Is this "t." thing a reddit meme?
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>>64899918
>we're saying luke doesn't indicate he has a bisexual side.

He indicates it by being a camp little faggot.

I'm surprised Hamill is straight desu, especially after stuff like >>64898754
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>>64899834
Looks like Luke wants to smooch Han tbqh
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>>64899967
but hamill is straight, despite being camp
you can't possibly be so dense as to presume that camp = attraction to men.
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>>64899918
That's why Mark says some shit about how it's not directly addressed, so you can go wild for all he cares. Nobody is trying to say that Luke is canonically into dudes, just that it's fun to make believe. Because these are fictional stories and who gives a fuck where people's minds go.
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>>64899345
He liked Mark though.
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>>64899572
Because muh 2016
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>>64897780
I loved that scene as a kid. I wish that I could jump in there and play around.
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>>64899788
This
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>>64900093
We'll aren't you a kid at heart! :)
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>>64900093
>wanting to jump into a tentacle monster's garbage home

This is the kind of person who wants Luke to be gay
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>>64899707
Who the fuck cares, let faggots and fangirls fap to the idea of Luke taking a trillion dicks.
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>>64899905
God I was always so confused why this guy just pops up in the end and I'm supposed to know him.
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>>64897573
I've realized who he reminds me of.
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>>64900163
I think they should've kept those parts in, would've added more poignancy.
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>>64899598
>the memesexuality
off yourself homo
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>>64897573
He was supposed to be a girl, and Han's love interest at that.

At the very least, Han/Luke has way more going for it than the made up bullshit that is Poe/Finn.
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>>64900154
Obviously you if you side with faggots with fanfic tier logic over objective canon.

Look I understand non canon shit otherwise I wouldn't fap to most rule 34. But going around saying IYO Luke is canon Bi deserves being mocked like the autistic faggot you are.
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>>64899834
>not wanting to see cute Luke and Leia get plowed nightly by Han
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>>64899886
>>64899905
>>64899836
hot damn this is like some hot 80's gay porn
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>>64897929
Tumblr tends to lie a lot, only way to confirm it is to ask Mark.

As far as I know the gayest thing he has done with Ford is holding hands, a picture of them while filming the medal scene and that goodbye scene were they shake hands and they still hold each others hand for a bit as Luke walks away.
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>>64900386
No I'm serious, why does the thought of girls and gays fapping to Luke taking dick or finding Luke a gay icon bother you so much? Does it trigger your autism or something?
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>>64900429
>Tumblr tends to lie a lot, only way to confirm it is to ask Mark

Or just blow up that magazine article and read ant.
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>>64900174
Cпacибo
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>>64900429
Nah, the full quote can be found online and it has to do more with Harrison goofing around on set than any gayness but it's legit.
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>>64900486
>>64900530
Yeah I just found this site, just the text. http://www.stars.handshake.de/starlog.htm
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>>64898754
Do you have sauce for that, I thought Han and Chewie were the same character in the original script.
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>>64900461
Denying truth triggers my autism. Ignorance for the sake of preserving your delusions is an annoyance no matter what the topic is.

Stormfaggots and Southerners get me worked up just as well as these faggots insisting on creating lies without proof.

Like I said, I don't care about canary depicting non canon things, just don't argue it's canon when evidence goes completely against your opinion.
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If he's implying that Luke could be gay then he's pretty much confirming that Rey isn't Lukes daughter because if she was it would confirm that Luke is in fact not gay.
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>>64900586
http://reyton.tumblr.com/post/136979068828/lucas-was-toying-with-many-ideas-as-he-revised-his
http://www.oafe.net/yo/sw4mcsh.php
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskScienceFiction/comments/2upmud/star_wars_if_luke_skywalker_had_stayed_female_up/

Just google m8.
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>>64900665
He's not implying anything you fucking mongoloids, he's saying that he doesn't care what you think since the films never outright state his sexuality.

The initial question was also about bisexuality, not homosexuality.
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>>64900530
>>64900579
Oh cool it is real, thanks!
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>>64900613
>just don't argue it's canon when evidence goes completely against your opinion.

Well, the belligerent "so-and-so is a canon trans masc gay lizardkin sorry I don't make the rules uwu" types are usually delusional 13 year old tumblr girls with opinions not worth taking seriously anyway. Hamill didn't take a definitive stance, just that whatever you want to believe is fine with him.
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>>64900710
>the films never outright state his sexuality

But that's exactly what the films would be doing if it turns out that Rey is his daughter, he'd have to be at least bi and not gay.
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>>64900034
Alec was bi, I think that's why he tolerate the twinky cute blonde boy.
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>>64900613
Nobody is insisting that Luke canonically takes Han's dick every night. Most of this is just people having fun with the idea of Luke taking Han's dick every night anyway, because they can and it's fun.
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>>64897536
It was a kiss for good luck retard. He was happy because it meant they wouldn't die while swinging on that wire.
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>>64900758
>but xyz could happen!

Also son can you not read, I just told you that the person who asked the question was asking about bisexuality and Mark's reply was basically a shoulder shrug and a why not.
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>>64897554
This. Heaps of times just as a joke I've kissed guys and put my whole tongue down their throat without being gay whatsoever. Sometimes at college parties when my mates would pass out I would put my dick in their ass and cum, so they'd wake up in the morning thinking they'd been raped. Sounds a bit extreme, but it was all just in good fun.
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They said his sexuality isn't addressed. It's not like they're saying he's gay or trans or something.

So as far as anyone is concerned, it's the same as it's always been.
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>>64900835
It's nice to have canonical evidence that you're straight, because you have stated in canon that you are canonically straight.
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I hope they publish everybody in the Star Wars universe is pansexual, just for the laughs.

The amount of #TRIGGERED /pol/tards here would be hilarious.
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>>64900870
This

Why the fuck is everyone acting like he just confirmed that Luke was actually sucking the dick of every male character in the OT and ignoring every piece of pussy like the plague
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>>64900835
Um...
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>>64900870
>Crush on Leia
>never shows arousal toward men
>Hurr obviously Bi like I am XD
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>>64900832
There are theories on the internet that Rey is Lukes daughter, all I am trying to say here is that this could be indicative that she isn't because Mark Hamill is implying that there is nothing in the movies that indicates his sexuality either way. What is the issue here?
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>>64900923
Yeah that's why you tourist tumbltards just plug your ears and continue on about how you want dick in your ass.
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Skysolo is so qt
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>>64898372
Puttong the gay aside, Luke and Han were tight as fuck and you can see it in the movies, especially all those times Han wants to leave rhe Rebellion but Luke gets his ass in trouble so he has to go and save him, not to mention he gets really at Lando when he finds out that they were used as bait for Luke so Vader can capture him.

They go through so much shit together that they were like family in the end, makes me wonder how Luke felt when Han died since in TFA Leia felt it through the force so he must have felt his death too.
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>>64901033
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Whew lads he just liked this post from an hour ago
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ITT straight fuckboys be mad lmao jimmies rustled perhaps?????
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>>64897654
>jedis are supposed to be asexual
Jedis are basically priests
Luke is a homosexual pedophile and has molested his young apprentices
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>>64897458
I took this as further evidence that Hamill is a nice guy who's accepting of everyone's headcanons and shit.

Leave it to /tv/ to be a bunch of Negative Nellies.
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>>64901104
>Trans

Uh?
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Guy when can we get Hamill to notice us?
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>>64901104
Alright I'm literally a homosexual and I don't understand people who get this into muh representation. Like bitch you just wanna write fanfiction shut up.
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>>64901145
Somewhere on tumblr being trans is a sexual preference.
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>>64901033
The OT should have ended in a threesome.
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>>64901146
We don't

He's a nice man. Showing him this shithole of an image board would ruin him.
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>>64901174
just watch the porn parody
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>>64901174
Star Wars is my favorite harem anime
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>>64901186
Comeon he's seen the special snowflakes of Twitter why cant he see us...
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>>64901196
That won't have any Han/Luke though. It's not a real threesome unless they're all fucking each other.
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>>64901249
Because those special snowflakes haven't showed him in-depth descriptions of the nasty shit they wanna do to his 25 year old self.
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>>64901253

I like how Chewie just looks like Chewie. Apparently you can't give anime eyes to a Wookiee.
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>>64901294
They probably have
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>>64901171
I'm slightly offended.
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>>64901277
>tumblr nose

dropped
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When he first saw Leia in that hologram, the first thing he said was "She's beautiful". Her attractiveness is what was going through his mind at the time.

So, yes, his sexuality has been addressed, at least to a minor extent.
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Quick, someone make a Luke and Leia pun.
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>>64901313
Then we need to spare him any further fuckery
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Screenplay draft of Han with girl!Luke
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>>64901334
You know it's really just better to assume every character is bisexual and never think about it again unless they outright say something in the show so we can avoid all this stupid shit.
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>>64901334
Admiring someone's beauty isn't necessarily indicative of attraction. I can admit that Oscar Isaac is a beautiful man but I don't want to dick him.
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>>64901334
He was 19 though, there is a possibility he either became a wizard, fucked a chick, or liked dudes and chicks, etc. as he got older. Anything's possible at this point.
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>>64901337
See worst fuckery
HERE:
>>64901336
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>>64901350
>draft of han

You mean white haired George Lucas right.

Speaking of, I hope Lucas gets wind of this and goes apeshit.
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>>64901294
All we want to do is simply fuck/protect/rim/rape young Luke though, it's not like we've discussed licking his feet or anything extreme like regular waifufags.
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Guys, got any good Carrie zingers?
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>>64901394
That's tame fuckery. That's hardly even fuckery at all, that's just annoying.
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>>64898754
Would rather see boy Luke crushing on an older female Han but that's just me.

>>64901294
Dude, Mark is a geek himself so I am pretty sure he fucking knows how the scene is and he just plays along, he knows how degenerate nerds can get.
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>>64901350
>girl Luke's hair and regular Luke's hair are basically the same length
>only difference is the addition of tits
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>>64897458
>/pol/ LITERALLY BTFO hgahahAHAHAHAH
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>>64901431
Can you fags stop posting animu shit, this isn't /c/ you fucking autists
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>>64901350
This photoshoot is more fem than literal female Luke.
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>>64901478
>not liking delicious 2D Luke
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>>64897536
Yeah.
At least bi.
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Hey guys theres this nice thread for weebs like you, /cm/\
>>64901514
This isn't the board for it, anime shit is for /c/
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>>64901482
>Mark's attempts at looking manly just look camp af

Adorable.
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>>64901104
He literally didn't even say that. This is why this shit pisses me off. Retards ask him a thing. He gives a safe vague reply. They turn it into the answer they wanted and start spreading it like morons.
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>>64901573
Why they heads so big and they bodies so small
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>>64901336
Fucking annoying faggots. A little pandering is never enough for them.
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>>64901602
>Western drawn art

There's your problem.
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>>64901334
Of course. Mark Hammil is just a nice guy so he's going to give a vague, PR friendly answer to this kind of shit. Luke shows interest in Leia in ANH and it's silly to ignore it.
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>>64901629
all fangirls are faggots, what do you expect
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>>64897458
So he really does love his sister
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>>64901790
Mark Hamill has expressed disgust over the whole incest twist desu
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>>64901802
Fuck
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>>64901802
Of course, Luke is too pure for these thing.
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>>64897458
>virtue signalling intensifies
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>>64901791
>Luke turns down being a sex slave to women because he barely even knows them

PURE
U
R
E
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>>64901791
This is from an official thing, right? What was it again?
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>>64901945
Scripts.
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>>64901945
Part of the radio drama from when they were freezing their dicks off on Hoth iirc
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>>64901828
Really? Because I've seen him joke about it, he even kissed Carrie in one of theie TFA promo tours for kicks.

But yeah I am sure he wouldn't like Luke/Leia anything happening in the movies.
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>>64902009
The fact that his character was lusting after his sister is very different from being close and playful with irl friend who happens to play said sister.
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>>64901922
>luke will never let you down gently after you try to make him into your breeder
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>>64901802
Supposedly they weren't related originally and Luke's sister was going to be another character but Lucas saw that Han and Leia were more popular than Luke and Leia and I guess he didn’t want to introduce another character in ROTJ so he just made her Luke's sister.

Honestly when I first saw the OT as a kid I kind of wanted Luke to be with Leia but Han and Leia won me over too and by ROTJ I was disgusted by them being siblings (because it was obvious they were into each other, there was even an EU book made before ESB came out that had Luke thinking about Leia in a sexual way).
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>>64901079
I refuse to believe Han wasn't giving the both of them hard dickings. Luke is practically a girl anyway.
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>>64902231
>there was even an EU book made

Thank god the EU is just fanfic tier shit at this point.
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>>64897458

>Anon contacts actor
>actor politely dismisses him by saying you're free to imagine what you want
>anon posts this to 4chan for maximum glory
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