>"HEY KIDS, ITS ME. LUKE SKYWALKER."
It's the trajectory of his life.
It will make Mickey Rourke's return to stardom look weak.
He was paid more for a cameo than the rest of his life's work combined, and he's probably force choking pussy all over the Milky Way galaxy now.
>Star Wars was 39 years ago
Also car accident after the first film fucked his face over before going through some serious surgery. That's why they did the wampa attack in ESB to work with it.
But how does he switch between handsome and hideous so effortlessly? Is it the beard?
>OP's thinks Mark Hamill at 65 looks bad
He unjusted himself in a godlike way
He still didn't look good in 2015.
>appears in New star wars movie
>Still hasn't wielded a lightsaber on film since playing Cock Knocker in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
I don't get why people use Trickster as proof of that. He's suppose to look like a loser, so make up/hair and pathetic face expressions.
He was fine in the TFA movie and even better at the premier.
Nothing gay about appreciating the objective beauty of a 10/10 twink.
There's nothing gay about finding prime Mark cute.
This just makes me think of the part where he's in the stormtrooper uniform and Leia makes fun of him for being a manlet and his initial reaction before taking the helmet off looks exactly like a confused dog.
>YOU'RE A LIL SHURT 4 A STURM TROOPER!!!
this is why I hate leia
>tilts his head when he first sees her
>goes "huh??" when she calls him short
No, shes a complete bitch and she ruined the OT for me, she fucked up Han's character too with their shitty love story
for some reason I see dan harmon in this pic
No, Ford did and some other background dudes.
Ford should have died 15 years ago. It's pathetic. My (male) co-worker was trying to say he was still handsome and I could hear his voice straining as he eked out his miserable self-assurances.
>INT. Imperial Base
>Luke: *dressing up as a stormtrooper to save Leia*
>Random stormtrooper: Hey, you! What do you think you're doing! You're too cute to be a stormtrooper!
>Luke: *blushes* No, I'm not! I'm on duty!
>Stormtrooper: Oh yeah!? What sort of duty? You're supposed to be guarding the princess!
>Luke: A secret mission.
>Stormtrooper: How about you and I go on a secret mission in one of those cells? If you know what I mean.
>Luke: No. What do you mean?
>Stormtrooper: You know..have some fun. Bet you're skinny like that princess under that armor.
>Luke: I'm not that skinny. I'm not really a big guy either, but I believe she's skinnier. I don't know what you mean, I must be on duty.
>Stormtrooper: Are you into guys?
>Luke: Into guys? I have guy friends that I like. If you don't leave me, they'll come and save me!
>Stormtrooper: Sex! I want to have sex with you!
>Luke: But...we're both guys, how can we have sex then?
Not a female or a fanfiction fag, I just hate the shitty OT plot. Don't let me trigger you, neckbeard.
Anyone else think Han was endearing in ROTJ? Or is everyone put off by him being comic relief?
I think there should be some leeway for hairlines when you're in your mid 60's.
I'm pretty neutral to Han in anything but ANH but he had his moments.
>tfw Harrison has to get high/drunk before he goes on talk shows
Pretty sure he's stoned out of his mind every time he's on Conan.
>INT. A cell
>Luke: My..my friends will be here any minute. *blushes*
>Stormtrooper: Then hope they won't see your boner.
>Luke: *blushes* W..what must I do now?
>Stormtrooper: Did you ever touch your dick before? You have a cute one.
>Luke: Touched..it..? Yeah, sure. When I shower and when I pee...
>Stormtrooper: No, I mean like this.
>Luke: Ah...ahh...no. What are you doing? Whoah...
>Stormtrooper: Want me to stop?
>Stormtrooper: Turn around. I wanna see your butt.
>Luke: But...I'm too shy...
>Stormtrooper: Don't worry, I've seen a lot of butts. Not a single one as cute as yours though.
>Luke: Y..you think my butt is cute?
We don't need that kind of negativity here
The better question is what happened to Luke. He was supposed to be 20 in ANH and 50 in TFA. I don't think that's a believable difference. It's even less believable than Obi-Wan's 20 year difference between RotS and ANH, and they completely recasted Obi-Wan.
I bet Vader, even in his dying moments, thought it was adorable that his small son had to resort to dragging him.
>Ford: Wtf is this shit? What am I doing with my life?
>Fisher and Hamill: OMG CHOCOLATE!!! :)))
No, he's just adorably clumsy. Anakin was autistic.
I don't know. Current Hamill is definitely a good looking man especially for his age but fat Hamill was kinda cute too. The kind of guy you'd cuddle with on a stormy night, like a teddy bear.
I hope people don't seriously bring up the car crash. Hamill ended up completely fine in the end, and all he had was a broken nose that had to be repaired with bone fragments from his ear.
I hate it when these autistic fucks bring it up
Luke in his cute Han jr outfit.
Why didn't they let him wear something like that all the time
it's weird because I always got the impression that ford was this super-suave, smooth as fuck ladies man type before frequenting /tv/. it's funny how his appearance is so different to how he's perceived.
the only time that autistic fuck is smooth is when he wants the pussy
>character was written to be a 16 year old girl at first
They made the right decision in marketing him as a femboy.
>be shorter and skinnier than Hamill
>everyone refers to Luke as a twink
What does this say about me? Why live?
He turned into Hegelian-Marxist-Lacanian philosopher
His reputation comes from him being a total chick magnet when he was younger but he was always autistic in interviews and never seemed to smile in photos, he still acts autistic to this day and its much more noticeable now his good looks doesn't cover his autism up.
>What does this say about me?
It says men and women want to fuck your boypussy, anon.
Not near as cute as Luke's
That isn't a good thing to me, anon
Someone asked him about it on Twitter not that long ago.
He said that a jacket with corresponding rips was supposed to be worn on top of that so it looks like he's not wearing anything underneath it.
>not appreciating his delicious & qt skin regardless of how silly it looks
These v-neck Lukes.
>That isn't a good thing to me, anon
Well I'm sorry anon, but I'm afraid that's your lot in life. Tiny twinks were put on this earth to take dick.
>all these plunging necklines
>yet no nip slips
I guess I'll have to learn to deal with it...
His masculine features aren't as prominent.
I feel compelled to pull that strap running down his back so he's pressed right against my body. He's so small that his ass wouldn't even reach my dick, so I'd have to lift him up and sit him on my lap.
Goddammit /tv/ has ruined me.
/tv/ didn't ruin you, being a faggot ruined you
Straight guys liking Luke isn't gay.
He's so pretty
Reminder that this is how Mark responded when asked if Luke was bi
He'd ride your dick as pretty as you please anon
>He'd ride your dick as pretty as you please anon
Thank you based Mark.
I wouldn't ask him shit because I'm not a fucking creep the chance of him actually reading it is miniscule.
These threads still aren't as degenerate as your average waifu or cunny threads.
I'd ask him what his favorite flavor of ice cream is.
I hope his pure mind doesnt
He'd have to stand on his tip toes to kiss someone like Han.
How does he make so many cute faces in his pilot scenes
So are you guys all secretly women or are you genuinely attracted to Hamill?
woah, the accident and age ruined his face a lot more than I thought...
>mfw my best friend is planning a Hamill day for my birthday
We're gonna watch movies and make cupcakes.
do you know what a homosexual is?
Id ravage him until he woke up
Maybe it was just his modeling poses that made me think that
I'm a grill in this thread and I'm gay but I'd still peg Hamill
I wouldn't let him in me but I'd bend him over as the 1976 version and make him beg for my fake cock
He was at his cutest in ESB imo though I get why people prefer ANH Luke.
>FUCKING LESBIANS WANT TO TOP HIM
I sent him a Tweet a few weeks ago telling him that it'seemed very kind & cool of him to be so interactive with his fans on Twitter.
He liked my Tweet & I never fucking flipped out so much in my life before.