Finally an oscar

meyer weiner

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>>64873076
lel

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Doubt it

I hope so. I literally have money on it.

I also put a small bet on Brooklyn winning best picture because that shit is 60/1.

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fuck off smile

Awful movie.

>This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and having another good awards season despite the unusual name, has a bit of a coke problem. It has caused a lot of jaws to drop the past month over the holiday season. Saoirse Ronan (born in The Bronx, raised in Ireland)

>>64873047
I have no real interest in her career and haven't seen a single film she's been in but I'd love her to win an Oscar after all of /tv/'s shitposting about her putting on weight

>>64873445

>fat

/tv/ needs fucking glasses

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>tfw Miracle dropped her
I hope that tripfag feels stupid now.

>>64873399
>foreign born
Try another time m8.

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I loved her in The Grand Budapest Hotel

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if Sersh don't win we riot

>>64873047
will the stage be strong enough to support her weight if she wins?

>>64874823
>look guys, I follow your memes

>>64874684
Everything fine now anon, this just gave that girl another 5 years of high profile work.

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>>64874823
>Do I fit in yet?

>>64873047
scouse bender

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>>64874823
why wouldn't it?

The real question: is she pure?

>>64875127
>tfw you know exactly why Peter created an elf character just for her.

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>>64875167
Not anymore

BRAVO SEAHORSIE

Just a reminder that the reason /tv/ loves her is because she's the female Paul Dano

>>64875241
better him than me to reproduce and carry on her genes, t.b.h.

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>>64875241
why the spoilers?

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>>64875167
nope

> Saoirse Ronan speaks with a lovely lullaby accent and is up for talking about pretty much anything -- how she used to think L.A. was "kind of shit," how she doesn’t want to play the teenager who hasn’t been kissed or lost her virginity because she’s past those points in her life, and how "In America" is one of her favorite films.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/30/saoirse-ronan-brooklyn_n_6575964.html

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>>64875304
>implying there's anything wrong with that

>>64875304
>/tv/ loves her
wut?
except for 2 or 3 people that post her everybody else hates her.

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>>64875304
I don't want Paul to bear my children, though.

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>>64875304
Just a reminder that she was here ages before classic

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>>64875426
>It's a neo-waifuist episode

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>>64875426
The potato stuff is just bantz for the most part. Why can't redditors understand this?

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>>64875241
Don't remind me, anon

>>64875362
>>64875487
Paul Dano is such an alpha male
I'm not Paul btw

I'd mash her potato

>>64876149
This is a pretty good meme.
I'm not Paul btw

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Yup

>>64875241
At least she's no coalburner...

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>>64873621
What a Beauty!

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>>64876479
<3

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>>64876479
A real one even if she were a real smoker

BEWARE OF THE BLOB

Shit, I fell in love.

>>64877005
IT CRAWLS AND LEAPS

>>64875410
th-that's lewd

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>>64876700
It's sooo hot in here!

>>64877504
AND GLIDES

>>64877604
AND SLIDES

>>64877666
ACROSS THE FLOOR

>>64877718
RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR

If this bitch gets it over Jennifer I will fucking riot like it's 1992 in Los Angeles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gCHS7CsjsE

>>64877752
AND ALL AROUND THE WALL

>>64877752
EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR

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>yfw JUST LIKE US will win the Oscar again

>>64877804
A SPLOTCH

>>64877849
A BLOTCH

>>64877817
not without harvey

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>>64877817
>yfw Leo finally gets one and the no-oscar meme dies

>>64877888
BE CAREFUL OF THE BLOB

>SusieSalmon

I havent seen this trip in a while, is it really you snile?

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>>64877817
Sersh won't win, but My Boobs are Blind won't either. It's Larson's to lose.

Brooklyn was a cute film for your grandma, but really an Oscar worthy one? I can see the actress being nommed, but not the film itself.

>>64878061
Do you know the demographics of the Academy members?

>>64877786
Go ahead.Cops been shooting you people pretty regular lately.

>>64878125

Yeah, but the Academy likes somewhat challenging films for your grandma, like Bridge of Spies.

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I want to touch her nose all day long so badly.

>>64877786
>If this bitch gets it over Jennifer I will fucking riot
Good, you'll finally go to prison where you belong, nigger.

>tfw she was cute in her early movies
>became a coalburning lewd slut

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>>64878247

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>>64878455
Delete this!!

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>>64878455
'no'

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>>64878810

If Brie Larson wins the SAG, she is a lock for the Oscar.

Rooney Toons is a lock for Best Supporting Actress.

The biggest snub is a Best Supporting Actor nomination for Jonah Hill's knees.

Screencap this.

>>64878517
>nigger posts 6/10 tier white woman

lol it fits so well

>>64878911
>>64878810
Winslet makes her look worse

You're living in a dream world, Brie Larson is a lock.

>>64878170
Bridge of Spies didn't have any viable best Actress nominees.

also on the evidence of this thread I feel like our grandma has better taste in films than you and anon.

>>64873047
Is she from Michigan?

>>64873099
she needs to touch up her eyebrows, they were a really good feature of hers

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>"Hey Kate, what was that Dry Cleaner you recommended again? I want to wear my favorite outfit to the Oscars tonight and I want it to look nice."

>>64880398
>not liking thick natural eyebrows
gay

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>>64880461
I'd be so happy if they both won.

>>64880461
Thank you so much, anon

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>>64880485
they can still be thick and " natural " looking if you pluck them correctly. just to give them a better shape. see pic related

>>64880566
A movie together in the near future has increased its chances now.

>>64880646
No, those look unnatural to. I hate eyebrows that taper, plucked or unplucked.
Much prefer her eyebrows here >>64873099

>>64880461
>"Rooney I thought we put the line at the undersuit."
>"..."
>"I have no idea what you just said inside that helmet, Roon."

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dead career they said

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>>64881672
too heavy for the stage they said

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finally a burger

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>people really thinking the Academy will pick a film about a bognigger in New York
>not thinking they'll pick the obvious rug muncher maudlin melodrama bait

>>64882436
Oh god how bad is the food binge gonna be if she loses

>>64882759
>implying right there and then she won't take out a comfort potato and munch on it as Blanchett accepts her Honorary Lesbian award

>>64879193
Winslet has had plastic surgery though. Easy to sculpt a nice face

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>>64882704
But Carol and Haynes didn't even get nominated, which is fucking shame, because it was really good. Rooney will probably win, and they'll Costume Design too, but I don't see Cate happening.

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>>64882704
>implying Sersh won't kill Marissa Wiegler once and for all

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>her career is dead they said
>she looks like a potato they said

How wrong you were /tv/.

>>64883624
She did Grand Budapest right after the Host so she never really experienced a real career dead end. Maybe shouldn't have done that lifetime film but she did it around the same time as Brooklyn.

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>>64884352
She likes doing films with people she's friends with, she did that film you mention, also did that gosling one, and now is about to do the Gerwig directorial debut one.

>>64884502
>and now is about to do the Gerwig directorial debut one.

so she turned full hipster

DROPPED

>>64884903
>full
she still keeps doing the other kind of projects, the serious ones

>>64884903
Frances Ha was p good, dunno how she'll do directing. Sersh is also doing the Crucible on Broadway and she's in Anton Chekov's the Seagull film adaption.

>tfw jlaw will win over sersh

fuck life

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you will NEVER sex the sersh

>>64885965
Pls no I don't need this rn

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>>64886280