Sweet holy mother of god 2016 has broken the rule of 3 and is just out for blood at this point
>now Alan Rickman
We need to get John Rhy Davies, Danny Devito, Betty White, Dan Akyroid, and Micheal Gross all into some kind of safe shelter before tomorrow
I think we need to start looking into any actors over 60 with or that had cancer since at least 3 of em have died of it in as many weeks.
Someone check Timothy Daltons prostate as well
>where the fuck did Monday go?
It... it's real bro
We will never hear that voice recite something new
I wonder if bookies will start taking bets on Stan Lee yet
Very funny post my friend. Congratulations for your creativity and originality
>Trump announces he has cancer
>Uses Make a Wish foundation to win himself the presidency
How much would you love to see that happen/
Hillary's gonna be fine.
>not posting superior version
>Bowie and Rickman within a week
2016 is really, really fucking terrible year so far
Also who is next?
Didn't even know this existed, cheers anon
If Bowie knew he was dying that was pretty much a grand joke for him.
Still took me a few days to believe it since it was just so blatant about it.
>release CD friday with a song called Lazarus
>fake death hoax on saturday
>dies for real this time on sunday
>all these legends dying all of a sudden
>this guy is still alive
DONT DO IT
>tfw Oprah will start voicing over his documentaries
Legit time traveler here, if I recall correctly the rest of the major deaths of 2016 are as follows:
Steven Spielberg, Jimmy Carter, Al Pacino, Stan Lee, Joe Montana, Dick Cheney, Zsa Zsa Gabor
2017 will be
Ringo Starr, Dick Van Dyke, Axl Rose, Chuck Berry, Oliver Stone, Harrison Ford, John Major
I may have mixed up the year for some of them but screencap this.
>Famous people are dying left and right this month.
>inb4 Stan Lee passes away
I WANT YOU TO GET ME A FUCKIN' STICKY, AND I WANT YOU TO STUDY THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
AND I WANT YOU TO OBEY THE GODDAMN RULES!
i killed snaped.
/ptg/ reporting in
freeleech on ptp, ahd when?
/v/ reporting in.
someone posted a thread, didn't believe it at first.
>trying to steal the spotlight
hurr look at me I'm 69 years old and can die too
>had no idea Bowie had cancer
>had no idea Alan Rickman had cancer
MAKE IT STOOOPPPP.
Don't fucking say that, now I'm worried.
>yfw mods sticky this song in the sticky
IT COMES IN THREES
PLACE YOUR BETS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
theres only one explanation. the endgame has begun. soon the military will be bombing down the streets in ranks and riot gear, wiping out the masses to set the stage for the upper echelon's climate change survival plan. the cabal is resetting society, and its servants are being shepherded to safety on a secret island, underground city or space station as we speak. they are first transferring those whose disappearances can be reasonably explained by illness and reckless lifestyles, so as not to cause a panic. but the rate of "death" is increasing, and this year it will reach a conspicuous point, a mass exodus of the rich and famous. but by the time we realize it, it'll be too late, and we'll be washing teargas from our eyes with seawater up to our necks
>IT'S almost as if dying is the hot new meme or something
meanwhile faggots like MacKellen are alive and well
I guess semen really makes you invincible
Please stop this. I don't want more deaths. I mean i didn't watch most of his movies, nor am i a huge fan but i appreciate all he did and loved him in die hard. Of course he was good in harry potter too. Rest in peace ;_;
I cant sit back and do this anymore anons watch my favorite celebrities die by the bucketload.
I have to beat them to the punch
Goodbye and good luck
You can take 2016 and give it back to the Indians
Fucking Ramsey, that madman has to be stopped.
He'll be fine, he looks well, and there's no reports of steroid abuse shortening anyone's lifespan.
French anon here, there's two famous people who died in the first two weeks of January already so it's extra fucked
Like what the fuck, between these deaths and ISIS it feels like the world is ending.
Good night, sweet half-blood prince.
Fuck you cancer and fuck meme magic.
Shit. I was about to report this in another thread... but it's true.
> By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
told me i reminded him of a young snape on stage at the national youth theatre about 8 years ago. will now double cherish that memory
STOP FUCKING DYING YOU CUNTS.
>all these normies posting Snape pictures on FaceBook.
HE WAS MOTHERFUCKING HANS GRUBER.
>Being unironically a pleb
>Still posting pepe
Just where the fuck is this cancer coming from, and why is it killing all these guys so suddenly?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Man what have /v/, /tv/ and /pol/ got against all these singers and actors?
>the number 69
are you kidding me? what the fuck is going on? finish your plate and reach 70 atleast
chances are he will live longer but after 65 statistically you have a much higher chance of just dying like from shit like surprise heart failure in the middle of the night that he never wakes up from.
He was the only good thing about that game.
I can't believe I predicted this one correctly.
>the anti-hero from a beloved series of 8 children's films that lasted a decade that millions of people watched and grew up on
>vs a single role he had 25+ years ago
Ozzy will probably be the next one
I might as well die myself
Why are we Brits always the baddies? And why are we so good at it?
>go on /co/ to see what's up
>"Rest in peace Alan Rickman."
>now this has to be a troll
>lots of posts suggesting it's real
>Google Alan Rickman
>no date of death
>have horrible feeling in the pit of stomach
>check the linked Wikipedia article
>death is listed
>source is credible
>mfw it is real
Shit, now I'm legitimately afraid Bill's next. RIP best English actors.
Ok so here's my list
> Werner Herzog protected by some Nazi voodoo magic, so I don't think so
> David Attenborough - I don't know
> Keith Richards is a vampire, Rolling Stones are taking care of themselfs.
> Ian Mckellen 50/50 chances
The rule of three is broken anyway It's just pure bloodshead
Meatloaf pls. He's American so . . . .
2 outta 3 ain't bad
So you're the motherfucker that killed him? Fuck you, he was a great actor.
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