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>Accident prone “Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon does not have a drinking problem, says top NBC brass.
>Despite several blood-soaked mishaps involving booze — including nearly losing a finger — NBC boss Bob Greenblatt says Fallon is just fine.
>“He’s good, he doesn’t have a drinking problem,” Greenblatt told reporters Wednesday at the Television Critics Press tour in Los Angeles. “He goes out and has fun. He’s had some accidents. Aside from that, he’s in better shape than he’s ever been. ... Always, we are worried about his safety. There’s been conversations about that. The stories are exaggerated about this.”
> In October, he was in Boston to accept Harvard University’s Lampoon award, when he took a fall and cut his hand on a broken bottle of Jägermeister. He suffered a far more serious injury last June when he needed surgery to reattach his finger.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/nbc-boss-jimmy-fallon-doesn-drinking-problem-article-1.2496035

How long until the intervention episode airs?
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The gas station near the freeway has little tv's on each pump. This is where I'm forced to watch Fallon.
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probably hurt his hand from all the clapping he accompanies to his fake laughing
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>>64855483
Who cares, i'd rather have a wasted late night host than a boring sober one
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>>64855531
kek
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I hadn't even heard he had a drinking problem until this article came about denying it, which leads me to believe he does in fact have a drinking problem.
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>>64855514
They just won't let us be, will they?
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>>64855585
I remember hearing he had a cocaine problem back in his SNL days.
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>He doesn't having a drinking problem

Which means he definitely has a drinking problem.
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>It's your show doc
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>>64855585
If you're getting fingers cut off from broken liquor bottles you 100% have a problem.
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>>64855531

This. Damn, I hate this guy.
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Does anyone else get entertainment from reading those celebrity rumor snippets? I saw it in /tv/ but I can't remember the site. It was basically just a couple sentences about un-named celebs with hints at their identities.

There were a lot about Jimmy getting drunk, doing coke and acting a damn fool all the time.
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>>64855483
>Jimmy Fallon doesn’t have a drinking problem, NBC boss says

This is basically confirmation that he has a drinking problem.
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>>64855869
These?


http://web.archive.org/web/20050421000017/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/gossip.html
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>>64855483
Where do celebrities in LA go to drink? I guess the bar there are private establishments
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>>64855869
>>64855912
Also there's
http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html

It's mentioned his supposed alcoholism repeatedly, but I suppose you could claim any actor/actress has an alcohol or drug problem and you'll have a 50% chance of being correct
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>>64855912
Yeah that's it, the specific site I read was modern but still had the same format
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>>64855882
Probably. They could have easily said nothing and this would not have been an issue. I wonder who brought it up
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>>64855921

Events usually. They don't hit normie bars. They just go from party to party.
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>>64855912
>Harris, Ed. "Enjoys the company of hung black men from time to time." Substance abuse problems. Formerly with Melanie Griffith. Married to Amy Madigan.
What is this?
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>>64856237

The autobiography of your wife.
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>>64855739
>is this door open?
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>>64856271
Does that mean I'm in a polyamorous marriage with Melanie Griffith?
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>>64855912
>>64856237
>Rogan, Joe. Asshole. Needs repeated beatings before he's fit to rejoin the human race. "Only known to sleep with men. Frequently the men are transvestites. Destroyed strictly platonic relationship with Kelly Preston by constantly badgering John Travolta to get him a movie part. When he stopped being invited to Preston and Travolta's home, he spread rumors (false) that Travolta had come on to him and that he'd turned Travolta down
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>>64855869
Blind items
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What a fucking amateur
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I think he's comfy. Alot more charismatic than the other hosts.
Also if you think getting drunk=alcoholic you should piss off to you're soccer mom meetings
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>>64856684
If there's any Irish left in him, he'll get back on that horse and start showing everybody just how much spirits a Real Mick can put away. But, Jagermeister? Jee-zus!
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>>64856784
I'm pretty sure injuring yourself repeatedly while drunk is an indicator that something's wrong
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>>64855748
This.
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Yeah but a drinking problem in the USA means you have more than two beers a week
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>>64856784
>>64857236

I'm not American and I could definitely see a guy like Fallon having a real drinking problem.

It's the constant play acting at boundless happiness over a mediocre show that placates the boorish masses. I imagine it's all too draining over time.

He is a smart and creative guy. If you have to shill bullshit for long enough you are going to grow spiteful and callous in your private life. He's a straight testosterone-driven male. This isn't the normal speed for a straight guy. He's going to resent having to do that super happy fairy shit all the time and then he will implode.

I'm calling this as real.
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No one cares about Jimmy Fallon, let him read this so he stops paying shills to blog post about him
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>>64855912
>Cosby, Bill. Rumored to touch children's private parts off the set of his shows. Several stories about him being rude to his fans. Rumors abound about his disliking white women. Unfaithful to his wife.

100% with that one
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>>64855622
>I remember hearing he had a cocaine problem back in his SNL days.
he still does anon, and he doesn't exactly hide it when he goes up to strangers at parties with one finger over his nose asking them if they have "any"
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>>64855585
same and same. kind of funny desu.
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>>64856227
>They don't hit normie bars.
Fallon does. But, "normie bars" in LA are pretty bourgeois
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>Jimmy Fallon could be fired for having a drinking problem

The Tonight Show might stop sucking sooner than expected.
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>>64855483
If it's not a drinking problem it's a mental one. He probably hurts himself on purpose, to alleviate the pressure of knowing he's not cut out to be the host of the tonight show
So he busts his hand to draw attention away from this, now he has an excuse and a quirky story to make up for his lacking talent and perceived shortcomings. He does this in other ways too, playing wacky games with guests and so on, it's to avoid talking to them..

Remember this is a guy who sat around playing X-Box on a date with Nicole Kidman.
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>>64857576
>Remember this is a guy who sat around playing X-Box on a date with Nicole Kidman.
One of us?
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>>64855912

>Aguilera, Christina.
>Plays "hostess" to "lavish orgies."
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>>64855912
>Name-Bill Gates
Dirt-huge nerd; his Dad uses has Netscape not Internet Explorer on his laptop; considered slightly autistic because he often rocks back and forth in his chair during meetings

tell me something i don't know.
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Did he cut his finger completely off?

pics?
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>>64855585

>I hadn't even heard he had a drinking problem until this article came about

i can almost hear them going "we have to get ahead of the narrative and shape it".

no one really knew about this. even on /tv/. the PR team just gave it away without even knowing. idiots.
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>>64855483
>. ... Always, we are worried about his safety. There’s been conversations about that.
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His show is so fucking gay. It could be on fucking disney channel. Fuck this loser nigger faggot
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>>64855912

>Name-Alyssa Milano

Dirt-as actually eaten shit; on one movie set in Canada, she infuriated a propmaster and after bitching him out, she ordered him to get her something off the craft services table (food bar). He got her a hot dog, but before giving it to her, shoved his shit in it using a pen's inkwell

LOL there should be a whole new thread just for this post of yours anon it's all total gold.
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>>64855938
>http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html
CDAN is really bad now.

Blind Gossip seems to be accurate 70% of the time though.
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>>64856553
Rogan was friends with Kelly Preston? He started the gay travolta rumor?
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>>64856145
Exactly. "I'm sorry, but I don't discuss the personal lives of my employees."

He either (1) fucked up bad, (2) wants to get Jimmy canned for some reason, or (3) honestly Jimmy doesn't have a problem and this guy was too autistic to realize that saying the truth looks bad in this scenario.

I think #1 is most likely.
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>>64855514
Is this board did not exist, this would be literally the ony interaction I would have #fallons tv show.
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>>64857576
>to alleviate the pressure of knowing he's not cut out to be the host of the tonight show
lmao, yeah right. He's only the highest rated talk show right now.
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>>64855483
I'd be drinking too if I wasn't funny.
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>>64857772
lol.

No drink 4 u.
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>>64857798
>this poster genuinely thinks Fallon is funny
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>Cage, Nicholas.

Long-time heroin user. Didn't make it through high school. Attacks paparazzi. Has at least dabbled in (and with, and on) men. "Was such an asshole on the set of Wind Talkers, that the crew referred to him as "Nick The Dick" behind his back." Reported to have a large snuff film collection, which is what broke up his marriage to Patricia Arquette. Doesn't tip (shame on you!). Formerly with Patricia Arquette (ex-wife), Laura Dern, Angelina Jolie, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lisa Marie Presley, and Uma Thurman.

BASED NIC
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>>64855483
>Always, we are worried about his safety. There’s been conversations about that.
>But he totally doesn't have drinkg problem, guys!
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>>64857856
>large snuff collection
Nice so that movie he did was more of a autobiography
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>>64857856
I think the tipping is true. There was a guy here years ago that claimed Cage said, when asked by the poster if he forgot to fill in the tipping line on the receipt, something like, "I got a tip for you: Get a better job."
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>>64857757

>lmao, yeah right. He's only the highest rated talk show right now.

Are you naive? Just because you excel at beating out the competition doesn't mean that you're cut out for it long term. We are talking decades potentially. He might not have the disposition that can really keep him going.
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>>64855912
>http://web.archive.org/web/20050421000017/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html
If you host this on tumblr, it'd read like one of their problematic fave pages
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>>64857856
don't talk shit about people you don't know
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>>64857602
Idk but the job is getting to him. The talent pool isn't what it once was, the old gen of hosts knew how to talk, knew how to carry a conversation like a grown up, had wit, bantz, they were naturals

The new hollywood doesn't seem to have these types, they've been phased out apparently. Seems like Jimmy is cracking under the strain
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>>64857856

>Reported to have a large snuff film collection

this is so fucked up and ironic considering his work on '8mm' that i could believe it
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>>64857909
>"I got a tip for you: Get a better job."

not very nice but it's good banter
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>>64857841
my autism makes me want to fully explain how you are wrong

but my meds just kicked in
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>>64857924

>don't talk shit about people you don't know

I'm sorry Reddit we will leave your hero alone now.
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>>64857924
I'm justying copying stuff from this site lad

http://web.archive.org/web/20050421000017/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

I wish nic the best desu
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>>64855912

>Cameron, James.
>"Into being dominated in bed" (now there's a visual none of us needed).

there is a years worth of memes here i swear
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>>64855912
I kekd at the Kevin Bacon part everything else on both sites was negative idk they had to bring the Bacon into this.
>"Everyone loves them. (Bacon & wife) They're very sweet, friendly and genuine. They were reported to act very warm toward each other, and always left big tips."
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>>64858140
Most celebrities are assholes anon, why does this surprise you?

I'm sure you are one of those people who actually believes taylor swift loves her fans so much that despite pictures of her partying new years eve, it was actually her liking tumblr posts by her fans.

Grow up, anon smdh tbqh
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>>64855938
>This almost legal celebrity offspring of an A list acting couple has started transitioning from male to female. Jaden Smith (Will and Jada Smith)
Oh god my sides
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>>64858447
I'd believe it.
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>>64858447

can you imagine the amount of angry black conspiracy ranters who will take to youtube comment sections everywhere if this is true
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It would explain why he can't stop giggling all the time. Every fucking sketch the man has ever been in he's cracking up like an idiot. I fucking hate Jimmy Fallon.
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>>64855912
>Fraser, Brendan. FOD. Hygienically challenged. (Brendan, you stink! Bathe, man, bathe!) Linked with Alicia Silverstone.

JUST
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>>64858593

what is FOD? keep seeing that
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>>64858615
Friend Of Dorothy, means they're gay.
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>>64858447
>>64858466
>>64858512

I just googled that and found out he likes to wear girl clothes in public. It might be accurate.
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>>64858621

would've never guessed that one. cheers m8.
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>>64857655
no, he "de-gloved" it,
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What else isn't Jimmy Fallon /tv/?
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>>64858615
>what is FOD? keep seeing that
Every single gossip site claims people are gay and/or they are doing drugs. It's cliche.
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>>64858690
Funny
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>PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS: She is a great actress. Really special. The thing is she is probably at best B+ list despite being on two great television shows simultaneously. One on pay cable and the other is on cable. Sometimes you have to pay extra for it but not always. Anyway, I think she is great and wonderful and I am really worried about her. She has always had issues with her body and an eating disorder but this is the worst I have seen her. She needs some help soon. Abigail Spencer ("True Detective" HBO) ("Rectify" Sundance)
You think the fappening videos had something to do with it?
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>>64858788
I had totally forgotten she was on True Detective. Seaon 2 was so uninteresting, holy shit.
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>>64855483
Translation: Please don't raise our insurance.
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>>64857655
"degloved"
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>>64858945
He got it stuck in a kitchen drawer or something and peeled the skin off it.
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>>64858690
Jimmy Fallon is NOT a mind reader
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>>64855483
I'd be drinking too if I knew I fucked up the chance to date Natalie Portman
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>>64859043

>date

Fucking hell on earth. A fuck buddy thing would be great, but actually shaking up with a Zionist diva would be literal hell.
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>>64858711
it's not cliche, it's reality

Just because you don't hear about every single admission of homosexuality or party with drugs doesn't mean it's not happening. It's VERY common in hollywood, and there's hardly attempts to hide it. It's just not pushed in main stream media unless it's a juicy story.

You're not going to read about every single time someone lights up a joint at a party or brings a lover home.
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>>64859114

Plus when people get on drugs they do some gay shit. I've had some 'straight' friends get pretty gay on a big night.

And celebrities party erryday
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>>64859043
>spaghettied with Portman
>spaghettied with Kidman
Any other actresses whose surnames end in -man that he spaghettied with?
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>>64855938
>http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html
I check this one every few days and have actually seen quite a few come true
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>>64859154
>that friend that starts rubbing his dick on everything whenever there's alcohol in him and saying that if you touch that you're now touching his penis and you're gay
I wonder if famous people do that to their awards and shit.
>"lol I rubbed my dick on that Oscar you're a faggot now"
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>>64858690
Jimmy Fallon is not The Batavian Republic, a sister republic established by Revolutionary France in the former Dutch territories which existed from 1795 - 1806
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>>64859164
I'd like to see (it's a fuckton of work so I'm not doing it) previous blinditems that came true. Kind of like a confirmed list.

Bruce Jenner transitioning into a woman was posted about a lot
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>>64859218
That went back to the 80s though
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>>64859204
what

i once got really high on coke and couldnt get hard to fuck this girl upstairs so i stood in a room by myself jacking off my tiny dick keeping a look out that noone could see me

i got away with it but there were like 10 people around that room both upstairs and outside

>coke
>not once
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>>64855514

TVs on gas station pumps? That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard
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>This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress from the biggest movie of the year has tried to get ahead of the PR curve and is blaming her bad behavior and unwillingness to do things on her co-star. Not true at all. She is turning into a massive diva while he has been gracious and willing to do whatever the studio wants. Daisy Ridley/John Boyega "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
Should post that whenever the waifufags have one of their threads
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>>64859277
The only one's I've seen are like touchscreen controls for the pump, that when aren't in use, advertise shit in the store like Slurpees
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>>64859308
This one turned about to be false though. Ridley was right that Boyega is a cunt; one of the big tabloids here did a spread on him being an asshole, showing up late, etc.
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>>64859351
So your source is a tabloid? Is that really "confirmation"?
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how do you lose a finger just from drinking??
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>>64859406
What do you think happens when you can't pay your bar tab?
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>>64859406

By "not having a problem"
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>>64859380
It wasn't Ridley saying shit, though, I mean. It was people talking shit about Boyega's attitude and professionalism. I am absolving Ridley of some nefarious scheme.
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>>64859406
get drunk as fuck and on other narcotics

then you start thinking you can't feel any pain, cause you can't

then you're like, fuck this ring is so tight, JUST COME OFF, and you start to pul and pull and pull and then someones like "whoah jimmys pulling his finger off what the fuck JAMES STOP" and then jimmys laughing and falls onto a sofa and you think fuck what should we do? should we call an ambulance? then someones like FUCK YEAH HES FUCKING BLEEDING THAT SHIT IS FUCKED BUT FLUSH THE SHIT FIRST so you do that then you ring 911 and say jimmy fell over
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>>64859277

>America
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>26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#9**
This A- list actor/comedian/host risked his career on a publicity stunt. Well, not risked it entirely. His employers who sanctioned the risk gave him $500K for taking the chance. They were more than pleased with the result. Steve Harvey ("Miss Universe" flub)

I fucking knew it. That shit smelled fishy from the start
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he also loves his coke. based jimmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lqqSop0ywI
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>>64859277
Not really. Our mayor had TV's put into bus stops. He also walks around with skull-topped cane and speaks like he's a 1930s movie duke.
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>>64859406
someone told him he needed to pull his finger out
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>>64859517

people like that who need to be the centre of attention, like its an evolved tactic to ensure theyre remembered in the tribe and they get taken care of by providing the tribe with laughter or someshit
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>>64859529
literally this:
>>64859481
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>>64859566

Wow. Someone is a little bitter over being the permanent guy on the sidelines at the party.

Posts like these are probably why. Chill out.
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>>64859406
you dingus, you trip, fall, try to grab a counter top, drawer, etc, except you are to drunk to use your fingers and your ring gets snagged on the edge and your body weight gets held up by a single piece of jewelry thus dragging your finger skin down with 150+ lbs of force. I've seen it happen with deer stands before. See >>64858675
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>>64858447
>>This almost legal celebrity offspring of an A list acting couple has started transitioning from male to female. Jaden Smith (Will and Jada Smith)
>Oh god my sides
Like, he is literally a model for a woman's clothing fashion line. This is not a secret.
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>164. BLIND GOSSIP 01/13 **#4**
>We just about fell down laughing when we heard this. A big network executive claims that a certain late night TV guy doesn’t have a drinking problem. HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Glug. Sniff. NBC Entertainment chairman Bob Greenblatt/Jimmy Fallon
Well this just got too meta for me
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>>64859821
>[Optional] Do you think our late night guy is funny?
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>>64855912
So like half of hollywood is gay??
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>>64860098
pansexual - boys, mean, girls, women, orgies, animals
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>>64855483
>Greenblatt
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>>64855514
ugh, same.
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>>64859158
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>>64855912
>http://web.archive.org/web/20050421000017/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

>Author hates anti-Semitism, conservatives rampant drug use and promiscuous men

What a fun person
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>>64860299
>tfw its been 90 minutes and you havnt drunk any liquor

Anyone know any alcoholics? Theyre fucking hilarious. They start shaking and shit when they don't get their booze. I think they can literally die from withdrawals. haha
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>>64857574
not funny hes the best of the big 3 though
by a huge margin
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I'd drink myself to death too if I was an unfunny asshole
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>>64860335
real alcoholism is awful and will fuck your shit up famigliano, most people don't even realize how bad it can be
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>>64855483
>>64855483

Can he just fuck off already.

This unfunny patronizing and generally laughing at his own jokes dipshit needs to go.
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>>64855912
>Affleck, Ben. Rude and a boor. "Boring." May possibly be more than just friends with Matt Damon and perhaps other men over the years. Has a filthy mouth. Tranny chaser. Recovering alcoholic. Has used hookers in the past; likes threeways with hookers and Matt Damon. One account has the two looking at each other (and getting off on that) while doing the pro. Has had work done on his teeth, hair, and chin. Linked with Pamela Anderson, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Lauren Holly, Famke Jannsen, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez, Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears (who he cheated on Jennifer Lopez with, while Spears was seeing Justin Timberlake).
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>>64855483

HE FOUND A WAY
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>>64859821
Where are you getting this from? I mean, the place that is solving these blind items?
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>>64855483
>he doesnt have a drinking problem
>Always, we are worried about his safety
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>>64855912
>Black, Jack. "Incredibly nice."

Absolutely slanderous!
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>>64861631
He does seem like a very nice guy. Just ask the crew or look at the behind the scenes of the goosebumps movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cn716jv61s
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Friendly reminder that alcoholism IS NOT a disease. It is a condition. YOU choose to drink.

Don't let liberals fool you. Alcoholism is the fault of the alcoholic.
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>>64859481
In America, we are free to wear tiaras if we want to.
In Europoor, only royalties are allowed to.
Poor subjects, never knowing how it feels to be a free citizen.
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>Chow Yun Fat. The Coolest Man Alive.
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>>64861380

Alt.gossip.celebrities

Also good for learning what women are beards and what actresses are giant sluts

Hint: all of them
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I hope he dies
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>Costner, Kevin. Humorless slut who overestimates the level of his own talent. Prone to interfering with production, direction, etc of his films. Cuckolded John Travolta and Cal Ripken, Jr; Ripken punched Costner out for that. Uses hookers. Linked with Halle Berry, Kathy Lee Gifford, Elle Macpherson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kelly Preston, and Mira Sorvino.
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>>64861924
>In Europoor, only royalties are allowed to.
>Europe is one country
I've no idea in which country this isn't allowed but the geological knowledge you've gained from school, given you went there, aren't really paying off are they?
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>>64862213
I can't believe you took that post seriously.
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>>64855912
>Lance Armstrong
>bisexual
>No rumor about how he's s sociopath on a bicycle
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>>64862431
i heard he only has one testicle too
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>>64855912
>>64855938

Who the fuck writes these things?
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>>64862431
>sociopath
>literally did nothing wrong

a man owes his duty to himself. he took the risks and made his money.

afaik he didnt have to pay all the money he earnt back and he won in the end.
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>>64862523
Cycling is dirty as fuck and he's not worse than the rest but he's still a sociopath
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She is so fucking fake no wonder he has to drink.

Also the fuck happened to his finger?
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>>64862569
how and why does lying make you a sociopath
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>>64862638
He manipulated people for years
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>>64862595
fell over and his ring caught on the edge of a table

At least thats what he said
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>>64859277
Yeah I've seen them near Woodstock, NY. I don't think they exist outside the northeast though.
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>>64862702
We have them in Florida too.
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>>64862701
>ring cut finger off while falling
Yeah sure.

Should have at least said he had a knife in his hand or something.
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>>64862694
manipulating people doesnt mean theres something wrong with you / sociopathic
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>>64862759
It's a real thing m8

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=deglove&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi1x5_Qt6nKAhXC5qYKHWe5ClQQ_AUIBygB&biw=1920&bih=943#safe=off&tbm=isch&q=finger+degloving
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>>64855483
>Greenblatt

OY VEY
Y

V
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>>64855912
>(and anyone who claims he isn't, after having seen his odious piece of offal The Passion, is either lying, anti-Semitic themselves, or pig-ignorant as to what anti-Semitism actually is).
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>>64862741
Seen them in VA as well
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>caring about a successful grown mans alcohol/drug usage
You aspies look for every nook and cranny to try and take down people better off than yourselves.
That or you're just a carebear liberal sissy and you fell into the wrong website and you're still here because of cognitive dissonance.
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>>64862569
>Cycling is dirty as fuck
Literally everyone in cycling is doping and that's why he never saw it as such a big deal / something wrong.

It's an open secret. Olympics are no different either. Records set by athletes 40 years ago openly juicing to the gills are now being broken because of improvements in "dietary science"? Give me a fucking break.
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>>64861924
>free
>America

lol
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>>64862702
Seen a few in georgia.
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>This singer is writing a screenplay. So she says. Only… she’s not. "The truth is that [she] is functionally illiterate. I don’t think that people realize that about her. She didn’t graduate from high school, not because she was busy, but because she can’t read or write beyond a second-grade level. When I receive emails or texts from her, it’s like they were written by a child whose native language is not English. It’s just a jumble of words, some bigger than others (as if she is trying to sound intelligent). She does not understand the concepts of grammar or spelling or sentence structure. I sometimes have to ask other people to read the messages and then we piece together what she is trying to say! The thought of her writing a screenplay is laughable. I have never even seen her read a book (although she will pose with one for a photo shoot if required). Never. Not even to [her child/ren]. What she is going to do is lay out the broad strokes of the story and let a ghostwriter handle it. Of course she’ll take all the credit though! She wants that Oscar!!! That’s why she is going to name herself the writer/ producer/star/composer/everything on this project. Beyoncé

Laughing out loud.
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>>64863194
>Implying performance enhancing drugs are morally wrong
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>>64862826
pretty close to definitive... or at least partially
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>>64863365
>That literally was never implied
>Not even once

>Not even him.
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>Bowie, David. "Goes out of his way to be nice to his fans." Huge drug abuser. Married to Iman. Openly bisexual & supposedly linked at one time with Mick Jagger; also linked with Bianca Jagger and Marianne Faithfull.
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>>64855938

>His meetings last week in Miami were extensive and this week here in LA he has been busy for 15-16 hours a day meeting and speaking with reps of celebrities hoping to cash in on the celebrity sex trade. One thing he has noticed over the past year is that many celebrities, especially the higher profile ones no longer want to go to Dubai for these meetings. They want them to either be in Mykonos or in the Med this spring and summer or some new destination. Only the higher profile celebrities really have this option. They know that if it is reported they are in Dubai, that everyone immediately knows what they are doing there, no matter how good the cover story.

>celebrity sex trade

da fug
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>>64863712
It was, don't be an aspie.
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>>64855912
"Chow Yun Fat: Coolest man alive."

Well damn.
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>>64855483
You'd drink too if you knew Nicole Kidman wanted to fuck you and you dropped it.
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>>64855912
I have a hard time believing a few of the ones here.
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>>64864020
TFW we all know that feel.
TFW that feel has probably been the backbone of the creation of 4chan itself.
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>>64855938
>This Golden Globe winner likes the world to think he is sober but he was pounding back shots with this controversial (and made more controversy last night) director who was also a winner last night. Jon Hamm (Best performance by an actor in a television series, drama "Mad Men")/Quentin Tarantino (Award for best original score on behalf of "The Hateful Eight" composer Ennio Morricone)

Oh Jon, please, please. Don't do this to yourself man.
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>Rogan, Joe. Asshole. Needs repeated beatings before he's fit to rejoin the human race. "Only known to sleep with men. Frequently the men are transvestites. Destroyed strictly platonic relationship with Kelly Preston by constantly badgering John Travolta to get him a movie part. When he stopped being invited to Preston and Travolta's home, he spread rumors (false) that Travolta had come on to him and that he'd turned Travolta down."

I'm not the biggest defender of Rogan but this sounds nothing like him. He never moved on John Travolta's level. He was always a C level star and he's pretty honest about that. I don't think he knows Travolta
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>>64864452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4
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>>64864520
>Rogan Watch
Seek help
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>>64859481
>Europe
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>Raimi, Sam. "Sam Raimi was an INCREDIBLE person to work for. He was the best boss in Hollywood. He was friendly, funny, VERY down to earth and normal and always had time for his employees and fans. By far the most generous person I met in LA. He fought with the Paramount producers to get me paid and credited even though I never asked for it (he didn't even tell anyone he did it - his assistant told me about it)."

Based Raimi
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>>64855483
Hey, it's that autistic guy who didn't realize he could fuck Nicole Kidman!
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>124. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/11
>This B-list filmmaker is a talent, but they’ve found themself in the middle of nowhere career wise. Their last project was a huge success, so why don’t they have anything in the works? Truth is, no one wants to work with them – they make EVERYTHING about race and people are scared of being embroiled in a controversy over stupid stuff. Ava DuVernay "Selma"
I'm waiting for her shitfit when she sees the Oscar noms now
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>>64857507
The only problem I'm seeing is he doesn't have any.
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>>64857559
That's because LA is full of assholes
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>>64865573
that's awesome
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>>64855483
>In October, he was in Boston to accept Harvard University’s Lampoon award
Who the fuck thought he deserved that?
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>>64865573
based
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>>64866022
isn't she the one who tried to screw over marvel?
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>I normally wouldn’t venture into this arena, but because this person is an A+ lister in that world and is known outside the Christian music scene, I figured this would be fun for everyone. This guy has been married forever and is always talking about love and family and how he believes family first and you are a horrible person if you cheat on your wife. First of all the guy cheats on his wife all the time and generally the people he cheats with are Christian singers like himself. He likes to stick to the young female singers who audition to be backup singers. You are only going to get to sing for him if you are really young and this is your first gig outside of singing at your church. He is no better than some producer doing the casting couch thing. If you want a gig with our singer you are going to have to sleep with him. He loves the impressionable ones who have never been away from home or just are willing to do whatever he says because he is their leader. Apparently over the years, a couple of them have become pregnant and even though he will talk about being pro-life until he is blue in the face, he is the one paying for their abortions. Nothing to come back and expose him.

Who dis?
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>>64859164
This is where I heard about denzel washington having dementia which was confirmed at the golden globes when he couldn't say an acceptance speech for his lifetime achievement.
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155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#8**
This permanent A list stand up comedian/former A- list mostly television actor was asked to leave a club the other night because he was smoking crack in the bathroom. Dave Chappelle

>lol
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>>64867046
He's getting into character for a Tyrone movie
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>>64855483
>This late night talk show host has been begging his wife to come home, or at least make it look like they are living together, to try and get some good press

Did his drinking drive them apart?
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I think we have another potential JUST on hands
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>>64855748
His finger came off because his wedding ring got snagged on something.
Different occasions
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>>64867079
Probably the fact he goes to bars and has collected more women's phone numbers than a phone book.
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>post Failon's best skits
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>>64857657
this has been getting posted on /tv/ for months
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>>64857657
everyone in the biz knew about it

I don't know about the normies though, but pretty much every single person in showbiz knows what goes on behind the scenes at SNL
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>>64867620
same
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>>64866581
>Christian Music
>A+ lister
>known outside of Christian music

Kirk Franklin
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>>64855483
>NBC boss Bob Greenblatt says Fallon is just fine.

Fallon confirmed to die next.
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>GOLDEN GLOBES After Party (from JV friend of E.L.): "Someone had to tell me who this person was. When they said her name and her song, I recognized her, but still had no idea what she looked like in person. Foreign born one hit wonder. She let any guy who would share their coke take a feel of her or do some other things which I have never seen at a party here. Guys were literally penetrating her and she let them do whatever they wanted while she was actually snorting the coke. When it was done, she was done. It wasn’t like they had to work that hard to find bare skin."
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>>64867701
>it's a neckbeard fantasy about being famous post
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>GOLDEN GLOBES: This former Disney A list tweener is now getting roles via the casting couch. It isn’t like the mogul has not made a million careers for people who did the same thing. I just really thought this actress was above it. Zendaya/Harvey Weinstein

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Also, there was another one where Johnny Depp thre a bitch fit because he didn't get nominating in the Globes for his overracting in Black Mass

Most recent entries from this month if you haven't figured it out: http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2016/JAN.html
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>>64868088
>pleb who isn't in "The Biz" detected
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>>64868152
>This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and having another good awards season despite the unusual name, has a bit of a coke problem. It has caused a lot of jaws to drop the past month over the holiday season. Saoirse Ronan (born in The Bronx, raised in Ireland)
aww
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>>64855912
>>64855938

I remember these. These still are and always were worthless and complete bullshit. Here, I'll write one for you.

>Gay. Well, probably gay. Someone saw him laugh at a joke way too hard. Not nice to people in service industry. Jerk to other people. Has/had a coke problem. Cheats on their spouse. All around scumbag.

It's always the same shit. Hell, they even just try to come up with the weirdest shit. Like PTA's says, "he's not a loyal friend." I mean, what the fuck? These people are children.
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>>64868152
Holy shit the super blind item "bani is in town"!!!
I wish I was rich as fuck.
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>>64867925

How do I get into these events if I already have access to coke but no claim to fame?
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>>64868152
>zendaya
all of my dicks
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>>64855550
How about a boring wasted one?
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Any Dan "don't call me that" Schneider blind?
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>>64868369

unconfirmed (as in they guessed it was him, but didn't "solve" it) that back in 2013 he was named in a pedo investigation
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> BLIND GOSSIP 01/05 **#1**
This singer is writing a screenplay. So she says. Only… she’s not. "The truth is that [she] is functionally illiterate. I don’t think that people realize that about her. She didn’t graduate from high school, not because she was busy, but because she can’t read or write beyond a second-grade level. When I receive emails or texts from her, it’s like they were written by a child whose native language is not English. It’s just a jumble of words, some bigger than others (as if she is trying to sound intelligent). She does not understand the concepts of grammar or spelling or sentence structure. I sometimes have to ask other people to read the messages and then we piece together what she is trying to say! The thought of her writing a screenplay is laughable. I have never even seen her read a book (although she will pose with one for a photo shoot if required). Never. Not even to [her child/ren]. What she is going to do is lay out the broad strokes of the story and let a ghostwriter handle it. Of course she’ll take all the credit though! She wants that Oscar!!! That’s why she is going to name herself the writer/ producer/star/composer/everything on this project. Beyoncé

top kek
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>tfw waking up from a rage filled liquor coma
>manager calls me to cover shift of a flaky old lady
>I snapped to and started drinking at 8:30
Living the dream
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>>64868269
John Travolta?
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>>64868306
>http://okmagazine.com/photos/selena-gomez-kendall-jenner-gigi-hadid-didnt-pay-dubai/photo/1001187272/
>“American celebrities are hot commodities overseas,” the source said. “They befriend these girls and entice them to hang out by offering them luxurious experiences.”
lol at how openly this is discussed and how normies are fooled by any of it

Entire vacation and all accommodation are taken care of, "no strings attached"
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>>64855622
I heard he had an SNL problem back in his cocaine days
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>9. BLIND GOSSIP 09/03
>You probably won’t watch this show if you are over the age of thirty, but you would know the name of the girl involved. She is just so sweet and innocent looking, it’s hard to believe that she is pregnant. Or, rather, was pregnant. The father of the baby – who is a person of responsibility in the actress’ world – had to beg and plead with her to give up the thought of becoming a mother at such a young age. Oh, and if his wife had known about this, she probably would have agreed.
>Miranda Cosgrove/Dan Schneider, executive producer for iCarly
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>>64855483
>Accident prone “Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon does not have a drinking problem, says top NBC brass.
He's just 'tired and emotional' a lot.
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>>64868369
>81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/07 **#6**
>The goody goody Nickelodeon actress who had her own show on Nick and is not named Victoria Justice and is now trying to make it in movies or mainstream television was certainly not acting goody goody this week at a frat party. She even brought her own coke to go with the frat provided Molly. Miranda Cosgrove "iCarly"

the legendary "ghost" lol
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>>64855912
>Name-Ethan Hawke
>Dirt-tends to look dirty and disheveled in person

>It only smellz

You cant make this shit up
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>>64855483
>How long until the intervention episode airs?
Never. But seriously that would be the most awesome fucking thing to watch this faggot have to do.
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>>64855938
Quite shitty page

>This reality mom is starting out the year on an angry note. She is absolutely furious that a rival made out better in the recent fake boyfriend wars! The first mom wanted this very popular boy bander to date her daughter. He declined – and one of his band mates declined – so she got stuck with their leftovers, an outsider with a long list of problems. But guess who DID successfully score the popular boy bander for her daughter a couple of weeks later? That’s right, the second reality mom! The truth is that the second reality mom is simply much smarter and much more influential than the first.
First Reality Mom: Yolanda Foster "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Her Daughter: Gigi Hadid
Popular Boybander: Harry Styles
Leftovers: Zayn Malik
Second Reality Mom: Kris Jenner
Her Daughter: Kendall Jenner


How did this gossip drone not use his/her brain?
Zayn is fucking married and sitting on millions.
Kendall was seen dating some guy a week ago
Harry styles? Why? Why would he be doing this considering he is stalking Taylor swift nonstop? He has money, he has nothing to gain for fake relationship PR
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CDAN is my guilty pleasure. Enty is so fucking based.
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>>64868657
daily reminder that one of obama's daughters was caught doing this too, right after she hooked up with hollywood types via Girls
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>>64860098
Every theater kid I knew in HS was a flaming homosexual so it doesn't surprise me.
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>>64869070
some of this is wrong, at times

like with ridley about boyega
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>>64862856
>>64860170
>Greenblatt was born and raised in Rockford, Illinois, USA.[1] He was raised Catholic and attended Boylan Catholic High School.[6][7]
Who knew
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>>64869184
sauce?
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>>64869358
google my nigga, I ain't your fucking search bot

her being at Girls will be a separate story from before the frat fiasco
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>>64855483
I instantly like him now that he's a confirmed alcoholic

Punished "Jimmy" Fallon
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>>64869070
>How did this gossip drone not use his/her brain?
>Zayn is fucking married and sitting on millions.
>Kendall was seen dating some guy a week ago
>Harry styles? Why? Why would he be doing this considering he is stalking Taylor swift nonstop? He has money, he has nothing to gain for fake relationship PR
This is honestly the dumbest post in this thread and that's saying something.
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>>64855483

Johnny Carson was pissed all the time... So, were the guests. It loosens inhibitions and makes for better interviews. Let's have a throwback Tonight Show. Who gives a fuck?
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>>64855483
>Jimmy Fallon

Fucking who?

>R: 236 / I: 38

Get this shit off /tv/.
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>>64869312
>>
>This singer is writing a screenplay. So she says. Only… she’s not. "The truth is that [she] is functionally illiterate. I don’t think that people realize that about her. She didn’t graduate from high school, not because she was busy, but because she can’t read or write beyond a second-grade level. When I receive emails or texts from her, it’s like they were written by a child whose native language is not English. It’s just a jumble of words, some bigger than others (as if she is trying to sound intelligent). She does not understand the concepts of grammar or spelling or sentence structure. I sometimes have to ask other people to read the messages and then we piece together what she is trying to say! The thought of her writing a screenplay is laughable. I have never even seen her read a book (although she will pose with one for a photo shoot if required). Never. Not even to [her child/ren]. What she is going to do is lay out the broad strokes of the story and let a ghostwriter handle it. Of course she’ll take all the credit though! She wants that Oscar!!! That’s why she is going to name herself the writer/ producer/star/composer/everything on this project. Beyoncé

>This A+ list singer wants an Oscar. An acting one. She thinks she is that good. She is buying options on countless screenplays that have a role for her which her people think could garner an Oscar nomination. Everyone is trying to convince her she would have a better chance at a supporting Oscar, but she says she doesn’t backup anyone. It is lead or nothing. Beyoncé

HOLY KEK
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>>64869682
>It is lead or nothing. Beyoncé
I love these stupid gossips because half the time they seem true
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>>64869581
Go back to your Star Wars threads
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>>64869581
Nig, he hosts the biggest late night TELEVISION show in the US. He couldn't be more /tv/ relevant. Dumb fag.
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>>64863865

Oh, I know about this one.

Giggitty.
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29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#12**
I already wrote about this A+ list rapper’s criminal history and her love of burglary and robbery, but it turns out she came a pillar away from being charged with murder. She fired multiple times at someone but missed while the victim hid behind a pillar. The DA later dropped the charges when the victim would not say anything. Nicki Minaj

this one is true, considering she WAS a hood rat
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>>64869845
>late night

You may as well be talking about football for all the fucks I care about late night talk shows.
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>>64869755
the one with beyonce is 100% true and confirmed through other sources
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>>64857624
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>>64863865
It is implied here aswell
>>64868547

Celebrities make up excuses for visiting Dubai whilst in general they get paid there

Even googling "Celebrity dubai sex" will have the first link giving you details

Lauren Goodger was offered £40k for sex with Dubai millionaire after 'humiliating' tape leaked online
14:08, 4 SEP 2014 UPDATED 14:26, 4 SEP 2014
BY REBECCA POCKLINGTON
The star opened up on Celebrity Big Brother about a shocking offer she received shortly after her sex tape was leaked
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>>64870031
36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/06 **#2**
This former A list singer turned part-time reality judge has told some people she is pregnant. I hope not because she was being her usual beyond boozy self at a party this week. Wow she can drink a lot for her size. Christina Aguilera
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Yacht season in the Med is still the number one requested time of the year.
#34 – Back for another season is this former Tweener actress from Nick who has not done anything of note since reaching adulthood. She had her own show and was not even the "star." Victoria Justice "Victorious" ("star" Ariana Grande)
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>Over the weekend, this former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A lister was being propped up by his actress wife because our actor could barely function. Our actress plays the martyr card beautifully despite the fact that she is the one making sure he stays addicted. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

HOW DO WE SAVE HIM
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>>64855483
Why is this guy killing it on ratings? He isn't funny nor is he clever. Is it just because he's "safe" enough for the geriatrics that still watch the Tonight Show?
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>Amerifats can't handle their drinking
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>>64868600
Poor Icarly. Why you don't save her, /tv/
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>>64870493
We couldnt save dubs guy

Just when you thought there had to be someone in Hollywood who would refuse to get a facelift or procedure done to their face, comes this intense A list mostly movie actor in a big award type film this year. He has moved away from the franchise role he once had. Anyway, he has a brand new scar down the side of his face where some work was performed. It is hard to tell because of his facial hair. Why get the work done if you are going to hide the results? Christian Bale ("Batman") ("The Big Short")
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>>64859012
That's what degloved means.
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Almost everyone in high-visibility positions ends up struggling wiht substances at some point. That sort of scrutiny is hard on the mind.
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>>64858447
He doesn't even have to change his name.
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So who is A+ list right now if Christian Bale and Johnny Depp aren't? Jennifer Lawrence? Fassbender?
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>>64870916
Anyone marketed, A+ insures that you cannot fall down below because of your marketing team pushing you. i.e Jennifer Lawrence.
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>>64870916

the people making headlines every other day, not just when they have a project to promote. katy perry, taylor swift, lady gaga... this rank is mostly about popularity rather than power.
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>>64859308
>and unwillingness to do things on her co-star.
what did they mean by this?
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>>64871043
It's missing the ","
Read it again, she blames Boyega for her faults. I.e he has bad influence, Boyega made me not show up in this PR event bla bla
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>>64855912
>Almodovar, Pedro. Gay.

Truly, a shocking revelation.
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>>64871043
in the tabloid, it mentioned that she didn't want to do signings or appearances with him anymore, and especially not just the two of them
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Carrie Fisher slept with George Lucas?

This amuses me.
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>>64870008
> THIS BOARD SHOULD ONLY CATER TO MY INTERESTS

Good luck with that, Mortimer.
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>Fraser, Brendan. FOD

He would have been better off with guys.
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>>64855483
he probably drinks less in a week than james corden does in a night
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>>64869502
Great example here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpscJe4L9Do
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Lee, Christopher. "A complete and total gentleman, down-to-earth and very gracious."
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>If you thought his [Shia Leboeuf's] last publicity stunt was insane, his next will have everyone talking. He’s planning on getting a full body wax and shave because he’s planning on going fully nude in a mock slave auction. He’s planning on doing full body blackface and be shackled on his neck

holy shit this can't be real
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>>64873220
KEK
please be real
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>>64873220
MADMAN
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>>64868223
Please don't be true
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>>64855483
Hell be fine
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>>64871043
Jews are pushing interracial coupling and God bless her soul she is trying to resist the cultural marxist agenda.
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>>64868223
Omg yes, cokefu will only get slimmer
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>Dicaprio, Leonardo. Slut. Reportedly aggressively bisexual. Treated Claire Danes horrendously on the set of Romeo (although I've since been told that the latter rumor isn't so and that the two are friends). Reported heavy drug & alcohol use, to the point where it interferes with his acting performance. Hygienically challenged. Punk. Allegedly made gay porn under another name. Has used hookers in the past; likes anal sex with them. Tickle fetishist. Linked with Christina Aguilera (the combined weight of their skanky ho-itude no doubt created a Black Hole of Skankiness), David Blaine, Gisele Bundchen, Naomi Campbell, Cameron Diaz, Natasha Henstridge, Eva Herzigova, Lauren Holly, Rachel Hunter, Juliette Lewis, Tobey Maguire, Demi Moore, Kate Moss, Bijou Philips, Baby Spice,
Q-Tip, and Kate Winslet.
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>>64872138
atleast he wouldnt have to pay alimony if he was with guys
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Honestly what's the big fuckin deal?

The guy is the host of the Tonight Show. Why wouldn't he go out and drink to his hearts content and make millions of dollars?

There are autists on here who drink until their liver is begging for a death wish and they aren't making jack shit.

The guy has fun, he's sociable. actually enjoys peoples company and is working for that shit network NBC and put them back on the map.

I say more power to him. Drink till you make that shit show watchable again.
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>>64858675
How can people fucking tolerate having something that tight on their finger 24/7?

Married people are inhuman
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>>64855912

Name-David Duchvony
Dirt-reportedly has huge schlong

I believe it. hnnnng.
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>>64855912
This is the best thread derailer I've seen.
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>>64862522
RDJ
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>>64855912

>Kiefer Sutherland
>Dirt-he is the grandson of late Saskatchewan Premier Tommy Douglas. Douglas is the chief architect of Canada's universal healthcare system.

No wonder he and his dad are total bros
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>>64860299
came here for this pic
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>>64859043
What's this about? What's the story?
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>>64878794
Kiefer is a pretty cool guy, all MGS games should be redubbed with his voice. After playing through MGSV he's the only Snake to me, Hayter can go cry like a bitch.
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>>64856553
Isn't that the guy with a big mole on his dick?
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>>64855912

Bacon, Kevin. "Everyone loves them. (Bacon & wife) They're very sweet, friendly and genuine. They were reported to act very warm toward each other, and always left big tips."

Kevin and Kyra confirmed as pure class :3
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>>64855912
>Trump, Donald. Focus of evil in the modern world

Even back then this nigga was making liberals mad.
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>>64874586
I want /pol/ to leave.
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>>64865573
>Spider Man 4 never got made
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Carter, Helena Bonham. "Dresses like an old homeless woman and has the worst breath you've ever smelled." "Whines when male co-stars don't make passes at her." Home-wrecker (with the husbands' help, of course). Broke up Kenneth Branagh's marriage to Emma Thompson, broke up Tim Burton's marriage, and was also linked with Steve Martin.

Tim Burton confirmed cuck
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>Cleese, John. Is hard to work with, but he admits it. People who've waited on him, on the other hand, have found him to be "extremely nice and forgiving." Didn't get along with his mother, who didn't want any children and regretted Cleese's birth.

Al-always look on the bright side of life
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>>64878377
Pretty sure it's the opposite
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What the fuck does anyone see in this asshole? Most punchable face in the us i can see!
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Cage, Nicholas. Long-time heroin user. Didn't make it through high school. Attacks paparazzi. Has at least dabbled in (and with, and on) men. "Was such an asshole on the set of Wind Talkers, that the crew referred to him as "Nick The Dick" behind his back." Reported to have a large snuff film collection, which is what broke up his marriage to Patricia Arquette
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Chaplin, Charlie. Had a taste for young women; was the inspiration for Humbert Humbert in Lolita. "Notoriously oversized." Linked with Louise Brooks, Marion Davies, Paulette Goddard, Hedy Lamarr, Pola Negri, and Lupe Velez.
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>>64859517

>drunken
>literally doing the most cliched, "Doot, doo-doo, I'm not on coke", while nervously wiping at his nose every three seconds
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>>64855912
>Tarantino, Quentin. Egotistical and unpleasant (although reportedly quite good at oral sex).

>Samuel L. Jackson vs Spike Lee (SLJ claimed that Quentin Tarantino made “blacker” films than SL)

>Spike Lee vs Quentin Tarantino (S.L. was offended by the use of the N-word in Pulp Fiction)

UNO FARTO
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>"hahehe I have a drinking problem but I take cocaine before every show to keep me pumped so cool thing is I can drink and beat myself all I want because my jew bosses will cover it for me if I keep racking in the ratings so awesome I scream at quest love so I can release my tension from snorting primo dope so cool so awesome wanna see my Bob Dylan impression awesome whooooaa hahehe"
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>>64855514
>Americans can't even pump gas without needing a screen in their face
My word do you have feeding troughs in drivethroughs while you wait for your order too?
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>>64881821
you actually can grab a take-me in case of a long wait
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>>64855912

>Ben Affleck vs Rob Schneider (B. said that "Pearl Harbor isn't like a Rob Schneider movie." R. responded, "Well, he's got that right. Mine's intentionally funny.")

BTFO
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>James Cameron vs Kate Winslet (Cameron, that asshole, called Winslet “Kate Weighs-a-lot”)
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>>64882081
BASED JIM
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>>64855912
>Reeves, Keanu
>Linked with Carrie-Anne Moss, Keanu Reeves, and Michael Stipe

How does one link with himself?
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>>64855912
>Name-Elijah Wood
>Dirt-gay, lives with Dominic Monaghan; looks like a little elf person, went apeshit on a fan who photographed him in an LA gay bar (The Abbey) with his boyfriend in tow; lives with Dominic Monaghan; used Franke Potenta as a beard, seriously what a dumb elf fucker

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