>Sean Penn will be forced to testify against El chapo in his

decapitated with cock and balls shoved in his mouth when?

>>64752745
>implying they want the FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF, etc on their asses.
Celebrities are off-limits. Even for the cartel.

Does Penn want to die? I mean, come on.

>>64752826
Nobody is off limits for the cartel. If the cartel wants him they will get him.

>goes to haiti for "humanitarian work"
>us puppet elected as haitian president
>meets hugu chavez
>hugo chavez dies after claiming "cia" gave him "cancer"
>meets el chapo
>el chapo caught

>implying sean penn isn't a DEVGRU operator

>>64752708
>Celebrities are off-limits.
Oh yeah because they are such a national treasure ! What would America do without Penn!

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The wrong Penn died.

>>64752826
Don't they already have all of those orgs on their asses already?

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>>64752872
literally SAD

>Admitted his efforts to help police locate El chapo to be able to leave Mexico
Did he admit to this though? I know he said he "assumed" that police were watching his every move.

I mean HOW much will he be missed

>>64752826
Who is Selena?

>>64753004
He was being held as a "associate" of el chapo but told mexican police he was with the US and helped capture them so he could be extradited back

>>64753055
When you're facing vanishing into a Mexican prison for the rest of your life without due process, you'd say pretty much anything to save your ass.

>>64752826
just because americans literally worship celebrities as living gods doesn't mean everyone else does too

>>64752857
that's much easier in mexico on the border where everyone is dirty and can be scared or bought off. He lives in LA, sending anyone after him is a suicide mission

His thoughts on Donald Trump
Penn said he and Guzman discussed various topics, including Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, whom Guzman referred to as "mi amigo." Trump has been highly critical of illegal migration of Mexicans to the United States.

>mexico allows manlets to become powerful

can we just wipe the country out?

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>>64752872

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>>64752872

>>64753098
Only idiot liberals do that

>>64752872
It's true, all of it.

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>>64752708

>>64753125
Yes yes we know.

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>>64752872

>>64753145
>Only liburals
C'mon now.

>>64752826
>forgetting the D.A. Breathing down their neck

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>>64752872
>Bradely Cooper plays him in the inevitable biopic

FUCKING
POETRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL_vhqjo5b4

>>64752708
>Wahh he beat his wife!

Every man has met a woman at least once in his life who needed a good kick in the teeth. I've got 0 sympathy for women who get beaten up and yet still stay with the guy. All their excuses are bullshit, it all comes down to them being worthless leeches who can't survive on their own.

I'm sure Penn is a twat anyway, but beating his wife isn't reason to write the guy off.

>>64753102
>sending anyone after him is a suicide mission
Even El Cobra?

>>64752708
Sean Penn is next on the list of 3's.

>>64752902
Another good mawfucka taken from us thanks to Lean
#rippimpc

>>64753102
Youre so sheltered its adorable.

>>64752708
>Admitted his efforts to help police locate El chapo to be able to leave Mexico
source

>>64754243

this, I'm sure he was involved in the capture, its just too convenient

but he'd be fucking INSANE to admit it

>>64753102
If the cartel wants you dead you're dead you fucking idiot

>>64753102

>eh thinks you're safe in the US with an open border and millions of illegal mexicans already there

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>>64753102

>>64753137

lol allowed

chapo killed for his power, he took it

also the US guv helped knock off his competition

we'll see if the USA cocaine market crashes when he's captured.....or if the CIA keeps the money for themselves

>>64752745
scalp face when? is he working for the maquilladores?

>>64752826
>FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF
>Implying they can get their hands into these guys
Mexicna laws work very different, we don't have procedures, we don't have CSI or criminal investigations, we don't have detectives, our policemen are corrupt. We don't have a "criminal" database, even the fucking GPS and stuff like that doesn't work.

I could liteally kill a hundred people before someone catching me, and even after that, I could pay to be free, even if I go to a trial, the trial will last 5-10 years.

>>64752708
Dozens of mexicans celebrities have been killed for their links with drugs.

>>64754683

If your some no name mexican reporter or cop, yea

But if your a internationally known AMERICAN actor, your kinda untouchable by them.

Yea they can kill him, but doing so would gurantee certain doom for their whole organaztion. America places limits on it cops and soldiers to look nice, but pull some shit like killing one of our famous people, and we will come for blood.

>>64753137
Manlets always get power, Napoleon, Hitler, Mussolini, etc....

It's the manlet complex

>>64755270
kek

>>64755321
>believing brit propaganda

He was actually normal sized for his time

>>64755342
Google Kiki Camara

>>64755220
i love how idiots speak of things they do not know, ignorance sometimes is bliss, but most of the time, it's just ignorance.

You have the internet available to you, a wealth of knowledge at your fingertips, do some research you lazy imbicile

>>64755438

>implying mexican cops actually catch killers

how many dead bodies hanging from the bridge today jose?

>>64752857
>>64754115
>>64754683
>>64754805
OK, so I don't know this shit in depth and my information is just from Narcos but there was this guy, Kiki Camarena (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiki_Camarena) that worked undercover for the DEA. The drug cartels found out, abducted him and tortured him to death because that's what they do all the time. Problem is, he was an American DEA agent and not some random Mexican. This apparently pissed the US off to no fucking end, despite not being allowed to extradite the dudes involved in the kidnapping, the US was so pissed they just straight up fucking kidnapped Mexican citizens anyway. They went after them so hard everyone got the message, do not fuck with us. No one has for a long while.

Then one retard named Jesus killed another agent named Jaime Zapata 5 years ago, in response the US captured everyone involved including the boss of the whole fucking state he got killed in. And Jamie was just a fucking immigration and customs officer.

So yeah, I really do think certain Americans are off limits and the cartels know this. Billy Bob from South Carolina might not be, but I sorta feel like a celebrity might be afforded the same protection simply because of how visible they are.

>>64755486

>implying the US government would trust mexican cops to do anything

They would just send bounty hunters to snatch up targets like they have in the past.

>>64755438
>>64755438
Less than 10% of crimes are investigated, less than 1% of crimes are ever punished in Mexico. I live in Mexico, so I make my reseah on field, not in fucking intermet.

>>64755559
>They would just send bounty hunters to snatch up targets like they have in the past.
>Implying bounty hunters can deal with mexican land
Dude, don't liste to media, Mexico is not a desert,is filled with forrest, mountains and jungles, if someone goes deep down, it will be really hard to catch him, they catch El Chapo because he went back to a populated city.

>>64755551
>but I sorta feel like a celebrity might be afforded the same protection simply because of how visible they are.

how fucking young and stupid are you?

there is a history of famous people being tipped off and protected by the FBI and CIA when there's any kind of contract out on them

in 1st world countries anyways

>>64755680

Yea, not like America has a fleet of drones with thermal and night vision to make their every minute on the run feel like an hour.

Like is it really worth it to incure the wraith of the most powerful military every to kill fucking sean penn. Just keep selling you coke and bribing the CIA, and not piss off the American public by killing a famous american.

>>64752708
>Testifying against cartels

He'll have to quit acting and go into protective custody

>>64755586
y donde crees que vivo yo imbecil, educate, en serio, no tienes ni la menor idea de como se vive cuando se trata de buscar justicia en este sistema, para que te informes de uno, soy abogado, fui judicial, y aunque la corrupcion es abrumante, no todos somos asi, es dificil conseguir todos los resultados cuando una corporacion esta infectada de corrupcion, y no siempre es de dinero, a veces es de amenazas a la familia, hay falta de presupuesto, pero si hay departamentos de balistica, criminalistica, criminologia, y demas, ha habido suficientes reformas en materia penal que los juicios tradaran menos, y todo esto te digo no como empleado de gobierno, no lo soy, te lo digo como persona que en eso trabaja, no nada mas ando en la calle repitiendo lo que otra gente ignorante repite, por eso te invito a dos cosas:

1.- investiga lo que dices, no hables por hablar, cuando una persona conoce los verdaderos detalles quedas en ridiculo

2.- no solo te quejes, has algo al respecto, el pais y la gente esta como esta porque es mas sencillo abrir la boca para hablar mal de nosotros mismos que para ayudarnos

>>64755897
>le triggered mexican meme

>>64752872
He is the Sicario?

>>64755897
By replying in a different language I can only assume that you're severly glutescooted even though I don't know what you said.

disregard if pasta

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>>64752872

he does get around a lot for an actor..

>>64752872
Medelllin?

>>64755551
got a freedom boner right there

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Does anyone like Sean Penn?

>>64756399
Real men ties Madonna to a chair and beats her with a bat. Fuck Sean Penn. The guy wont be sleeping well for the rest of his life.

Even if someone claims americans are off limits(they arent) there will still be a chance that one of those pissed off/mental underbosses just wacks him anyway and says "fuck the police" to whatever uncle sam thinks about it

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He deserves it just for writing this article, this is like season 2 of True Detective but thousand times worse:

>“Espinoza is the owl who flies among falcons.”

>“Places where what can go wrong will go wrong, had gone wrong, and yet in the end, had delivered me in one piece with a deepening situational awareness (though not a perfect science) of available cautions within the design in chaos.”

>“‘Carne Asada,’ an oft-used cartel term describing the decimated bodies in cities like Juarez after mass narco executions. Hence, I go for the tacos.”

>“I’m in my rhythm. Everything I say to everyone must be true. As true as it is compartmentalized. The trust that El Chapo had extended to us was not to be f*cked with.”

>“The look in his eye is far away, but locked dead on me. My speculation goes audio. I hear chain saws. I feel splatter. I am Sean’s dubitable paranoia.”

>“Following this Clark Kent-into-Superman extravaganza, Chapo returns to the table. His demeanor, casual. His battle gear, anything but.”

>“In a narrow, dark passage between ours and an adjacent bungalow, Chapo puts his arm over my shoulder and renews his request that I see him in eight days. ‘I’ll be saying goodbye now,’ he says. At this moment, I expel a minor traveler’s flatulence (sorry), and with it, I experience the same chivalry he’d offered when putting Kate to bed, as he pretends not to notice.”

>“His six-foot-three frame towers above me, knowing he is inadvertently caught with proximity to the five-foot-three couch, and that I, at five feet nine, am left standing only inches from a king-size bed. It’s a Mexican standoff.”

>“We are cruising at well over 100 miles per hour. I like speed. But not without my own hands on the wheel.”

>>64756399
Nah, never have.

>>64756518
This desu. Sean knows this. It will gnaw at him. Make him look over his shoulder more than once at any mexican walking behind him on the street.
These guys drop snitches into fucking drums of acid. Insanity fears no retribution from merrkuh.

Sean Penn is shitting fucking bricks in his fancy mansion right now and its hilarious

>>64756525
>>“His six-foot-three frame towers above me
>>64752708
wat

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>>64756525
>Hence, I go for the tacos.

>>64756837
He's talking about Espinoza, not El Chapo

>sean penn will die horrifically trying to do the right thing

this is just how I pictured him dying.

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Sean Penn isn't untouchable. If he actually led the Mexican police to Guzman, he´s in deep trouble. They call him el Jefe de jefes for a reason, this brown manlet controls a billion dollar criminal organization.

Sean Penn is such an idiot.

>>64756525
It's mostly well written, you autistic little queer.

was getting caught part of el chapo's plan?

>>64756855
He fucked it up by going for pretentious language. Terrible writer, compare

>'Carne Asada,' a cartel term describing the mutilated bodies in cities like Juarez after mass narco executions. I go for the tacos.

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>>64756952
You should be asking Penn if he thinks it worked out well for him

>>64756901
i didn't even notice that dodd was the burn notice dude

>>64756894
He wasn't trying to do the right thing, he was doing his usual "make buddy with evil people so I can appear cutting edge" shtick and got arrested and probably threatened to disappear for it. He ratted to save his life.

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Mr. Guzman, I'm SAG

>>64756525
Oh god

>we live in a world where Hollywood actors catch crime kingpins

It's like Team America came to life

>>64757248
You mean
>we live in a world where Hollywood actors are crime kingpins

>>64757248
Who will be the next hero celebrity? Vin Diesel? Ice Cube?

>>64757343
Ben Affleck will lead the US to Al-Baghdadi

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>>64752708

>>64753137
Vote Trump!

>>64752872
Ha, that action movie he made about being an agent may have been autobiographical lol

>>64757412
Ben "Takbir" Affleck prob is baghdadi

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>>64757533

>>64757853
10/10

>>64753102
>sending anyone after him is a suicide mission

So?

They do it because if they don't, their families are executed.

>>64757661

He has you fooled. Affleck is trying to seem pro-Islam and maintains a beard to infiltrate ISIS and kill its leaders.

>>64755551
>Jaime Zapata

He was killed with guns the ATF was using in something called Fast and Furious, a campaign to track illegal gun sales through teh cartels.

When they hunted those people down it was because they were all about to be called before congress and go to jail.

Penn is about to make some seriosu lifestyle changes if he cares about his safety.

>>64755220
like all those murders of peasant women. There's probably a few serial killers there, besides the cartel members.

>>64752708
>imply that is actually El chapo

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>>64752872

"Chapo puts his arm over my shoulder and renews his request that I see him in eight days. "I'll be saying goodbye now," he says. At this moment, I expel a minor traveler's flatulence (sorry), and with it, I experience the same chivalry he'd offered when putting Kate to bed, as he pretends not to notice. We escape its subtle brume, and I join my colleagues inside the bungalow. "

>>64755551
Sean Penn's views piss a lot a people off though. I'm not saying they'd look the other way if they found bits and pieces of him on Hollywood blvd but him od'ing wouldn't raise too many eyebrows

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>>64753169

>>64756518
If he remains to live in the US after this hes a fucking idiot. Europe is his best bet

>>64758552
Yea, no one ever disappears in Europe.

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>>64752872
oh crap

>>64753878
Lmao faggot. Women won't touch you because they know you don't understand them, and if you actually had one of these deadbeat broads under your thumb why the fuck would you be here?

I hope you choke on your next tonsil stone while fapping to chinese cartoons, you redundant virgin.

>>64752708
This guy is so fucked. The shit the cartels do to people makes the islamic state look like the fucking salvation army.

>>64752826
This is the most pathetic post I've ever read on the internet let alone 4chan, what a deluded fucking loser.

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Imagine if osama were still alive, and sean penn interviewed him while he was on the run

>>64758727

>You don't understand them

Neither do other women....

>>64758633
Switzerland is pretty much a mountain fortress.

>>64758979
>mexican poorly imitating swiss accent
>Hey Sean, would you like some blow?
>Fuck yea I would, WOOO!
ded

>>64758484
Top kek!

>>64758979
Switzerland is a bank. The bank goes where the money is. Guzman has billions.

>>64753102
Yeah it's not like there's any mexican communities in California they could hide in.

>>64754115
and youre so naïve its pathetic

>>64754805
not every Mexican works for the cartels donald

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>>64752708

Think about what wacking Penn would do for the cartel's image in the US. I can't imagine such strong negative public sentiment woudl persist after that.

>>64759248
Honestly, they don't even need a Mexican to do it. When you have literally billions of shekels at your disposal, you have options.

>>64759248

>poison m&ms.jpg

>>64758484
high meme

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WTF is Sean Pean doing meeting El Capo? Is he staring for a new drug dealer film and was doing research on it?

>>64759466
he's an real life edge supreme faggot. He does it for the edgy points.

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>>64756525
>“I’m in my rhythm. Everything I say to everyone must be true. As true as it is compartmentalized. The trust that El Chapo had extended to us was not to be f*cked with.”

>>64759466
doesnt he have kids?
why would he go meet that guy?
I mean, I get it if he searches for you to meet because he's a fan and can kill your entire family, you go meet the guy

but I think Penn actively tried to get in touch with El Chapo

>>64757067
He snitched because authorities were holding him and threatening him with charges. He's a beta faggot and they broke him in less than a day.

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Denis Rodman did it better

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>>64759555
source on the pic

>>64752945
and
>>64752857
and
>>64758785

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>>64759555
checked senpai

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>>64756525
>‘Carne Asada,’ an oft-used cartel term describing the decimated bodies in cities like Juarez after mass narco executions. Hence, I go for the tacos
>Hence, I go for the tacos

>>64756399
but men dont buy them they just 'ren't them
boy wish i could buy a girl

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Snitches get stitches, Sean. And you just snitched on satan himself

>>64755270
Yeah, whatever you say buddy. Just keep telling yourself everything will be ok and Murica will make all the bad people disappear. ;)

why would hte cartel care? Wouldn't they already have a new boss?

>>64753102
>suicide mission
Wait, do you actually think that's gonna stop them?

Maybe if he goes back to Mexico, but even that seems unlikely.

>>64759555
kek

>>64760101
For the principle.

>>64755804
>untouchable because of "muh military" and muh "AMERICAN CITIZEN"
ignorance is bliss

>>64756994
It does read better that way, but if you think the word 'hence' is pretentious you're a failure.

>>64759636
It's an edited screenshot from The Sopranos, where Christopher Moltisanti is struggling to write a script.
>2016
>browsing /tv/
>not knowing The Sopranos

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>>64758484
my fucking keks

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>>64758484

baller

>>64758484
kek wheres the original