>Lemmy dies >Bowie dies >??? the /cel/ Death Rule of

>>64750205
Trips

Probably another singer that only your grandpa knows or cares about.

Angus Scrimm died too

Anyone here don't care they died even through you were a fan and have to pretend to others you do

Leonard Cohen

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>>64750205
Totalbiscuit

>>64750274
fuck you

Both were aggressive cancers too.

Fuck cancer

>>64750205
>they were the two guys I Always joked would never die
I wonder if I ever said that about anyone else. That person is FUCKED.

Lemmywinks died? Noooooo who will stop wikileaks?

>>64750205
Sean Penn

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My guess is another musician turned actor

Tom Waits

>like pottery

>>64750300
kek

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>>64750339
>Sean Penn

Oh, you rascal!

probably true

All the biggest music icons are the same age
They'll all be dying this decade

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Two overrated english musicians died wow who cares

>>64750301
you know it's true

Won't be Keith or Ozzy, they're pickled and will live to be well over 100.

Probably Dylan or McCartney.

>>64750340
Don't even fucking joke about that shit.

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>>64750205

He won't last til the next academy awards even

>>64750306
they also died a few days after their birthdays. what old singer has a birthday soon?

>>64750255
This. Rustles me much worse than either Lemmy or Bowie.
I hope Lemmy filmed a cameo for Return To Nuke'Em High Vol II before passing away.

Steven Tyler

>>64750205
The guy that killed Lemmy

Ozzy Osbourne or David Attenborough

>>64750517

pleb confirmed

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Jagger's the man

They'll be dancing in the streets again in no-time

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gandalf

>>64750255
let me guess, his swan song is phantasm: ravager. can't wait.

>>64750205
Iggy Pop

>>64750205
Keith Richards

>>64750205
>>64750310
Keith Richards next?

>>64750205

. . .another smoker. . .

But no man has looked so hot with a cigarette since James Dean.

>>64751188
>>64751200
Back to back dubs confirm

>>64750205
pierre boulez already completed the rule of threes retard faggot. whoever your favorite band is bites from pierre. educate yourselves .

>>64751333
>rule of threes
>triple threes

confirmed

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>69 years old
>still making Twin Peaks
he'll be alright

>>64751188
>>64751200
Definitely Keith, it's a goddamn natural wonder that his body is still standing after all his abuse

>>64750517
fuck you when i die bowie and i are going to wander the fierce sandstorms of mars and you are going to be orbiting a planet made of writhing cocks waiting for your chance to land

>>64750205
Mick Jagger going to the hospital right now

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>>64751333
>mfw Boulez is dead

>>64751333
trips confirm that no one will ever remember her

>>64750255

literally who?

>>64751743
>her

some rnb singer natalie cole died too. never heard of her, but she was famous enough to be on the news

>>64751035
did they fuck?

>>64751770
thats Nat King Coles daughter you fucking middle school faggot. movies are the lowest form of entertainment.

>>64751188
>>64751460
Keith Richards or Ozzy Osbourne. Both of them are well into that "how the fuck are you alive?" phase.

>>64751812
yes

>>64750205
Roger Moore

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Iggy Pop

Connery ;_;

>>64751213
Yeah but james dean is a rapist so fuck him....

>>64751892
Nope. Those fuckers did so many drugs that they surpassed the mortality of normal men.

Ozzy's gotten so fucked up even in old age, nothing happens. Keith has fallen out of a tree, even lit himself on fire gassing up his Ferrari, still alive.

They're going to live to be so old Kirk Douglas is going to look like a preteen compared to them.

>>64752144
oh anon you're so funny

DiCaprio kills himself after Oscars
screencap this

>>64750340
Nah, two aging rockers that haven't done anything of note in the past few decades died. Waits doesn't fit the pattern

No, Bowie was the third. They always go in increasing order of popularity/impact. Just as /tv/ had throughout this year.

I think /pol/ is next on the list for meme magic. Start placing your bets.

>>64750340
Tom can't die without pulling a zevon and releasing one last album with all his old friends :(

Ridley Scott.

Looked like he was at death's door last night

>>64752044
What an idiot.

>>64751448
Transcendental Meditation has allowed David Lynch to ascend to the White Lodge. He now appears on our Earthly plane as an astral projection.

That meme you like is going to come back in style.

Who else wants Lynch to explore the power of meme magic in Twin Peaks S3?

>>64751892
I'll agree the odds are against Keith Richard, but he looked pretty alive and very well in that one Netflix documentary from last year. He's probably kicked the dope after the fall. Still on the booze and chain smoking though.

>>64752070
No, Connery is going to die in his own rule of 3 along with Billy Connelly and Alan Cumming.

>>64752362
So Trump is going to get meme magic soon

>>64750205
One from Metal/Rock
One from Pop/Rock
One from Punk/Rock
Iggy Pop, your time has come.

>>64752536
On Saturday, after a showing of the play he helped produce, Bowie was cited by reporters as looking 'alive and full of energy!' during the final bow. He collapsed 15 seconds after going backstage walking down some stairs but recovered and went home. He died the next day.

>>64752586
god I hope its this
the three biggest hacks all dead would be great

>>64752582
>implying he doesn't already have it

Trump's memechlorian count is the highest we've ever seen

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It's gonna hurt and you don't even realize how much.

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>>64752490

>>64752615
iggy pop is a hack but hes nowhere near the "biggest"

>>64750268
This

so i guess bowie isn't going to make a cameo in the new twin peaks.

>>64752594
kek, well, I stand corrected I guess

Robert De Niro
Clint Eastwood

>>64752144
>so fuck him

OR ELSE HE'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING FACEBITCH

>>64752765
Probably not, but its implied that he visited the Black Lodge when he says he was at "one of their meetings, above a convenience store".

Given that the Black Lodge seems to have a non-linear time dimension (Annie appearing in Laura Palmer's bed, Cooper and Laura having the same 'dream'), I think we might see a scene with the likeness of Bowie on the White Lodge.

The unseen character of Judy that Bowie's character refers to might also make an appearance as a way of tying S3 to FWWM

>>64750268
i never listened to david bowie deliberately. i really like motorhead but even then i'm not sad lemmy died. it's not like he's my friend.

>>64751747
Get out right fucking now

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>>64750340

you shut your whore mouth tom waits is fucking immortal.

>trips for ringo starr

>>64752846
hello reddit

>>64752906
Hi :^)

>>64752594
Keith Richards doesn't have cancer though. Cancer can kill you pretty quickly, like it did to Bowie. If Keith can withstand all the drugs then I think he'll be fine.

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>>64751892

Ozzy is a genuine mutant.

>>64753023
Literally who?
>MUH FAT GUY WHO SAID THE PREQUELS SUCKED XD
Kill yourself e-celeb worshipper.

>>64753023
Is mike a virgin? I don't wanna end up like him

>>64751747
plen

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Dead man walking

Don't bank on Keith or Ozzy's immortality keeping them alive. Bowie lived off red peppers and cocaine for a year without any issues and seemed to be aging at half speed until he died out of nowhere.

Nick Cave obviously.
;_;

>>64753023
Good. People who watch youtubers that aren't underage girls need to be disappointed.

>>64750736
>>64752301
>>64752379
>>64752903
/tv/ confirmed for patrician

>>64750205
Angus Scrimm was the third.

Three titans lost in the space of three weeks.

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Lipton is getting old as fuck

>>64750205
this is the closeted homosexual trio right? so maybe Travolta's next

>>64755194

How do you think he feels knowing he's outlived men decades older than him?

I'd feel like some kind of God.

>>64750205
>who will be the third?
Bowie is the third.
Boulez died yesterday or something

>>64750205
old drugies die... so what?

STOP JINXING THINGS YOU FUCKERS!

>>64755278
>closeted
][´+Bowie

i dont think that word means what you think it means.

>>64755278
>bowie
>closeted

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>>64751333
>>64751679
>>64755345
>Boulez
>Literally who?

Step it up, senpai

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>>64750205

Wow people die from old age or long term disease? NO way 2parnormal5me
illuminati confirmed
with jews u lose

>>64755194
Obligatory Natalie Wood implication reply

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Either him or Springsteen

>>64755465
>>64755459

up unitl his last dying breath, dude said he still liked women, wasn't his girlfriend a black model? whatever, it was all lies, because what he really liked was dick, yes he said he was bisexual, but he was hiding behind it, what he really was was a gay man, who kept women around to not be known as full on homo, so yes, in a way, he was partially in the closet.

>>64755589
He's done everything iirc

He went from hetero to homo to bi to homo to hetero again, or something like that

>>64750339
Hopefully, I hate that dickhead.

>>64751460
I have this theory that his body is actually already dead but he did so much Heroin that he didn't feel himself die and so much Cocaine that he still seems alive after death.

>>64755280
I outlive people decades older than me every day anon.

You're an idiot.

>>64755639
He was probably just bisexual, but called himself different orientations to fuck with people (no pun intended).

So he was kind of like what tumblr calls 'queer' nowadays except he wasn't being a faggot about it.

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I'm gonna have to do alot of protective meme magic to keep Rod Stewart safe.

>>64751528
shut up totalbiscuit.

rule of 3 is already completed Red Simpson died on the 8th