The screenwriter also wrote "Batman and Robin" if that gives you any clue.
The director is hit and miss (more miss), but ultimately when the producer has a shitty idea and you don't say "fuck you" then this is what you get.
and yet it was more memorable and was more exciting than TFA. The only line though that makes me cringe very time I remember it and its been what, nineteen odd years now is, "Last one to kill the bad guy, buys the beer."
that, will haunt me forever.
>yet it was more memorable and was more exciting than TFA.
I actually really liked this movie when I was younger. Growing up the dialogue was the thing I noticed first, it's goddamn awful and if this was a modern movie it would essentially sound like a transformers film in how people talk.
Honestly aside from BLAARP the effects all ages pretty well and I really like the spider sequence. The acting is a prequel like spectrum of insane overacting to wooden to just fucking awful.
yeah it was. it was suspenseful too. the force awakens was just bullshit. no fun, just a by the numbers type of movie. it was like A new Hope's retarded autistic cousin.
nothing was better then gay star wars
based Matt Lablonk
It wasn't just me then.
Her little girl tits just looked way too nice all film. It wasn't fair to lonely little boys like me.
only homosexuals like you dont
What's it like being the only person in the world to have a particular opinion?
>i like gobbling cocks for breakfast lunch and dinner then standing in line and saying please sir may i have another
oh it shows
>thinking i gibe a shit
your trollfu is reddit tier, faggot. are you only here cus of TFA?
>no wait i get the last word
are you kidding this movie is dark as fuck! Not just spider Smith, Will living alone all those years after his family dies, the scene where they discover their own graves, the spaceship actually exploding when they try to escape the planet, killing his family a second time (before Will sends his dad back to just before it explodes).
Even earlier in the film they find that derelict ship from earth with no survivors that was sent out to find them.
anyone got the longer webm where she offers him the handie?
The entire thing with the derelict ship is what fostered my love of that trope in movies, books, and video games. Abandoned ships, forgotten ruins, and secret bases get my cock hard like nothing else. The mystery and atmosphere of it all... Unf.