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Who do you pick /TV/
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Patrice
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pryor doing standup from the grave would be a sight
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>>64729900
i will not have a nigger at my wedding
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Carlos Mencia
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>>64729900
I literally don't know who the guy on the top right is.
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>>64729958
you won't
but your wife on the other hand. ..
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Patrice
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>>64730009
Eric Andre
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The only right choice is Chapelle
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>niggers
>good at comedy
I want shitskins to leave.
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Kevin Hart, of course. The dude's a riot and almost everyone can get a good laugh from his material. He seems like he'd be a genuinely fun dude to hang with.
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Didn't have to think about it for a second.
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Sam Hyde

brotip: this is the correct answer
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>nigger comedy

WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS
BLACK PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS
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>>64730189
Here is your reply so you don't have to keep refreshing
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>>64730025
shieetttt
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>>64730301
Nice Reddit opinion faggot
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>>64730025
top kek
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Patrice O'Neal
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>>64729900
Pryor since he's dead
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>>64730171

this desu
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>>64729900
chappele or pryor would be an actual good stand up
kevin hart is meh, but he seems like the most fun out of all of them to actually hang out with. chappele seems like he would mope around and go back to Africa after a few hours.
Fuck kat williams
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>>64730336
Here is your reply
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>stand up comedy at a wedding

My personal choice would be Chapelle but my pleb friends would probably be more impressed by Hart being there
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Why would I want a comedian at my wedding?
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>>64730578
fuck off reddit
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>>64729900
>Chris
>Dave
>kat
>All manletts
hehe when will they ever learn
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>>64730578
cuck
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Can I just have a normal white comedian instead?
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>>64730647
Nice meme
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>>64730642
Because your lif is a joke and the wedding is the punch line.
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Bill Burr but he can't bring his orangutan of a wife. My wedding will be "humans only". No dogs, cats, rats, or niggers.
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>>64730171
You must be 18 to post on 4chan
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>>64730702
Perfect meme my friend
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>>64729900
>do stand up comedy at your wedding
is this a thing?
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>>64730189
/thread
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>>64730367
Typical reddit response senpai
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Kat williams, obviously, the dude is a golden god.
Everything else is trash tier. Screaming isnt funny, guys.
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>>64730721
Cause in this hypothetical situation you have to pick a black guy
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>>64729943
the only answer
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>>64730733
no bullying please
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>>64730189
>>64730820
Samefag
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Chris does the least amount of white jokes and would help me feel tall.
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>>64730772
So you're banned from your own wedding?
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>>64730979
chris rock isnt in the image stupid
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>>64730988
Well if he was any of those he wouldn't even have a wedding.
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>>64730799
>2015
>not wanting chapelle back
I want off this planet
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>>64730988
>SJWs attempt at jokes
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>>64729900
EDDIE MURPHY
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Hart
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>>64731044

fucking racist white people goddamn
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>>64731044
I meant Kevin heart. I got him confused with Chris tucker who happens to be the non-HBO version of Chris rock.
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>>64730772
You totally don't sound like a redneck
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Steve Harvey of course, perfect choice
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>>64730772
Go find your state's gun laws, purchase a pistol, purchase one bullet, and put it into your brain
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>>64731229
>mfw not even white
lmao. you self-hating white liberals need to learn that basically everyone hates niggers.
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>>64731054
Chapelle is gone, anon. Nobody is happy about it but he isnt coming back.
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>>64729900
Oh Dave all the way. Just getting to see him live would be a check off my list
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>>64731051
That redneck fagg would probably be marrying his cousin
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>>64730301
the guy who fucked that tranny?
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>>64731331
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>>64729900
As a real nigga, Pryor is the only correct answer here.
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>>64731383
>that feel when rates for incest are higher among African-Americans than for anyone else
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>>64731346
>pretending not to be white just to win an Internet debate

Stop it dude
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>>64729900
I wouldnt have any niggers at my wedding, except maybe Bill Burrs wife or else he wont come.
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>>64731525
>pretending
i'll post my brown cock lad, just for you. i know it's not a bbc but you're a fag suburban liberal so you'll choke on it regardless.
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>>64731346
I love how on 4chan you guys who always insult liberals make sure to spew racial slurs in the rest of your posts

You're really edgy.
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>>64731364
his stand up is shit now...its not comedy...its literally him getting pissed off and complaining on stage with a mic
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>>64731488
Whatever floats your boat
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>Implying I want some profanity laden stand up routine at my wedding
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>>64730256
*tips fedora*
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>>64731092
>le sjw boogeyman
Make points instead of spouting off buzzwords faggot
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>>64731383
You know your not doing a good job of pretending to not be butthurt about it just ignore him.
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>>64729900
Mel Brooks or Norm MacDonald.
Billy Crystal or Gallagher for a close second pick. Gallagher can smash the wedding cake with his mallet.
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>>64730942
Burtthurt nigger detected. How does it feel being worthless? I literally matter more than you in this world.
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>>64731599
>implying you won't just Google an image
>Mfw admitting to having a small cock
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Gilbert Godfrey so he can make fun of my Jewish mother-in-law
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>>64729900
>Dave shits on all my guests for being white and roasts me for not honeymooning in africa
>Katt smokes crack and has a pathetic meltdown in front of my parents, begging for white peoples acceptance while his "act" solely consists of weed jokes and hating white people
>Kevin "manlet" Hart ruins the day with his awful hacky jokes
>Pryors corpse spins in his grave, which has been relocated onto the wedding bands stage
I'd have to say Pryor i guess..
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>>64731580
Here's your reply
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>>64729900
Sam Kinison so he could talk me out of it.
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>>64730189
If there's one race who is severely overrated at comedy it is the kikes.
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Dane Cook. Unironically.
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>>64731783
Dude you seem a little mad
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>>64730799
Killin' Them Softly was 16 years ago.
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>>64731945
Never reply to me again unless your contributing to the fucking thread.
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>>64732036
Because you hate yourself and your bride and all of the people you would invite to your wedding?
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>>64731401
Only feminine cucks obsess over what other guys do with their dicks bruh
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>>64731716
>implying I'm not trying to troll him
You seem a little new maybe you should lurk more
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>>64732071
What the fuck
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>>64729900
Chapelle is the least likely to offend old white relatives
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>>64729900
Why the fuck would I want a stand-up comedy routine performed at my wedding?
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>>64732102
wew
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>>64732100
This. And i genuinely think hes funny.
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>>64729900
>picking kat or midget
>ever
chapelle because i dont want to put a corpse at my wedding
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>niggers
>allowed at my wedding

Thank fuck I live in a state where niggers are rare. I feel bad for people that have to suffer them on a daily basis.
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>>64729900
a) they're not funny
b) why would a nigger be at my wedding?
I have money so does my family, we don't live or allow niggers around us.
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>>64731488
it really boils my bunsen when niggers imply incest is somehow a white thing just because they saw it on Game of Thrones

THEY'RE THE VILLAINS YOU DUMB NIGGERS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTED BY THEM
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>>64729943
>>64730050
>>64730434
Muh bros.
patrice is the obvious choice for lead entertainment but kevin hart would be my best man because my name is also kevin (YOOO everyone! Kev's in the house) and Katt Williams, Charlie Murphy and Dave would all get sat at the funniest table of all time
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>>64732313
>>64732324
>>64732333
Opinions discarded
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>>64732407
>reddit filename

fuck off
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>>64731488
Dude even me with my white ass knows that's not true
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>>64732489
Nice meme
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>>64732228
There was a time when I laughed at Dane Cook but I legitimately attempted to watch one of his more recent specials and it's just garbage.
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>>64732571
I remember that time.
I remember being 13.
There was more hope then
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>>64730256

this desu.
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>>64729900

Since time travel is involved with Richard Pryor, can I get 80's Eddie Murphy?
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>>64730578

>white people be like "here is your reply"
>black people be like "da fuck is 4chun ya little white nerd? lmao the fuck outta here pham"
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>>64730025
nice
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>>64732715
>white people be posting like they black
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>>64729900
I'll have them all perform, then I'll pay them a hefty amount of money, and then after I'll let them gangbang my white wife with their BBCS while I watch and slurp up their GODLY seed from my wife's vagina and ass to clean her up.
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>>64729900
Pryor, because I'm not an underaged faggot.
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>>64732837
>Kevin "manlet" Hart
>Katt "babby-boicock" Williams
>Dave "married a gook" Chappelle
There isn't a chance in hell that those 5'6 comedians have BBCs, more like LBC (little black cucks). Pryor would fuck your wife real good though.
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Dave Chappelle obviously

>no Patrice o Neil
Thats cold senpai. Thats cold. He was pretty redpilled and funny as fuck. Between these two for me
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None. There won't be a single nigger at mine
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Bill Burr.

Special guest appearance by Norm MacDonald.

Possibly Patrice aswell if he was alive.

>>64733202
For some reason I'm under the impression (and I might be wrong) that Patrice wasn't exactly mainstream when compared to those people OP listed.
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>>64730009
Kat Dennings.
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>>64730025
lol
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>>64733446
Get with the times grandpa, we hate Burr now, too famous
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>>64733446
>For some reason I'm under the impression (and I might be wrong) that Patrice wasn't exactly mainstream when compared to those people OP listed.
Patrice was better known in the comedian circle than outside of it. He'd still fill out houses though. He was probably the only person besides Burr that could bomb and still be funny as fuck.
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>>64733572
>>64733446
I still love Burr. How could anyone hate a ballsy Boston boy like bill
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>>64729943
first post best post
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>>64729900
Eddie Murphy for sure
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>>64733759
BILLY
RED
FACE
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>>64732333
People believed that loooong before the game of thrones. Rednecks have always been seen at notorious cousin fuckers.
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>>64730025
got damn
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Why do people like Patrice so much? Can someone post his best stand up?
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>>64729900
Why is Kevin Hart in the picture? No Chris Rock? No Eddie Murphy?
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>>64730106
lel
But Eric would be a great person to have at any event
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>>64736492

His best performance was the rape he was convicted of. Don't bring this up around his cuck fans, they will make a million excuses about how he dindu nuffin.
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>>64730025
THAT'S FUCKING BRUTAL
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>>64730025
I specifically asked my fiancee to leave her boyfriend at home for our wedding. She said she'd get back to me on it later, which I totally respect, btw.
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>>64729900
Katt williams and Kevin hart are shit. They choose that shit over Patrice or Eddie murphy, fucking teenagers
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>>64736646
>At the age of 17, O'Neal was convicted of statutory rape of a 15-year-old girl and sentenced to 60 days in prison, served during his summer break, so as not to disrupt his schooling. The act, which occurred when O'Neal was still 16, would have been legal in most states, but Massachusetts lacks a close-in-age exception, and has an age of consent of 16
>anon thinks statutory is "rape"

>>>/tumblr/
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>>64736646
Completely indifferent to Patrice, but wasn't that a statutory rape? He was seventeen and she was, what, fifteen? Unless there's another factor I'm totally unaware of, I don't really think that merits the same moral condemnation as forced sex.
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>>64730025

SHOTS FIRED
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>>64730025
Slaughtered.
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uh Kevin James duh
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>>64731346

If you're not white then what are you?
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>>64730199
He is by far the worst choice. I watched an entire show of his and never even cracked a smile, that's difficult I've laughed at female comedians before btw
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Eric Andre
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>>64729958
This
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>>64730025
E T H E R E D
T
H
E
R
E
D
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>>64729900
Snoop dog every time
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>>64730025
Terrificly meme'd
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Patrice O'neal

;_:
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Bill Cosby
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>>64729943
Wow, posted that without even seeing the first comment
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Chappelle
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>>64730025

Australian detected
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>>64729900
Richard Pryor is the right answer.
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>all the retarded negro butthurt itt
>idiots who think only whites hate niggers

you people are a new kind of stupid
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>>64729900
None of them because they aren't funny. At all. Why are negro comedians all so overrated?
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can I get Sam Kinison to do my funeral? He wasn't even that funny, I just like the idea of him shitting on my life.
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>>64729900
1. old Chappelle
2. old Kat Williams
3. Richard Pryor
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>Mega Gap
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999. Kevin Hart
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>>64729900
I'd never willingly watch an american do stand up
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Doug Stanhope is God, but would ruin the atmosphere of the wedding, so either Pete Holmes or Eugene Mirman for a wedding. Kyle Kinane if it's just the bride, groom, and close friends.
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>>64729900
Dave Chapelle

>>64730025
B T F O
T
F
O
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literally the best comedian of all time
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>>64729943
Woild literally ruin the wedding
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>>64730025
daaaaangers
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>>64729900
Bottom right meme is Kevin Hart right?

I'd probably pick Pryor
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>>64729900
Kat or Dave.
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>>64729900
SAM HYDESAM HYDESAM HYDE

HO HO
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Yvon Deschamp
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>>64730025
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>>64730025
You didn't have to kill him
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>>64729943
came here to post this
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>>64729900

Richard Mother Flipping Pryor
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>>64730256
easily one of the best comedians
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