chappele or pryor would be an actual good stand up
kevin hart is meh, but he seems like the most fun out of all of them to actually hang out with. chappele seems like he would mope around and go back to Africa after a few hours.
Fuck kat williams
>mfw not even white
lmao. you self-hating white liberals need to learn that basically everyone hates niggers.
>that feel when rates for incest are higher among African-Americans than for anyone else
>Implying I want some profanity laden stand up routine at my wedding
>Dave shits on all my guests for being white and roasts me for not honeymooning in africa
>Katt smokes crack and has a pathetic meltdown in front of my parents, begging for white peoples acceptance while his "act" solely consists of weed jokes and hating white people
>Kevin "manlet" Hart ruins the day with his awful hacky jokes
>Pryors corpse spins in his grave, which has been relocated onto the wedding bands stage
I'd have to say Pryor i guess..
it really boils my bunsen when niggers imply incest is somehow a white thing just because they saw it on Game of Thrones
THEY'RE THE VILLAINS YOU DUMB NIGGERS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTED BY THEM
patrice is the obvious choice for lead entertainment but kevin hart would be my best man because my name is also kevin (YOOO everyone! Kev's in the house) and Katt Williams, Charlie Murphy and Dave would all get sat at the funniest table of all time
Since time travel is involved with Richard Pryor, can I get 80's Eddie Murphy?
I'll have them all perform, then I'll pay them a hefty amount of money, and then after I'll let them gangbang my white wife with their BBCS while I watch and slurp up their GODLY seed from my wife's vagina and ass to clean her up.
>Kevin "manlet" Hart
>Katt "babby-boicock" Williams
>Dave "married a gook" Chappelle
There isn't a chance in hell that those 5'6 comedians have BBCs, more like LBC (little black cucks). Pryor would fuck your wife real good though.
Special guest appearance by Norm MacDonald.
Possibly Patrice aswell if he was alive.
For some reason I'm under the impression (and I might be wrong) that Patrice wasn't exactly mainstream when compared to those people OP listed.
>For some reason I'm under the impression (and I might be wrong) that Patrice wasn't exactly mainstream when compared to those people OP listed.
Patrice was better known in the comedian circle than outside of it. He'd still fill out houses though. He was probably the only person besides Burr that could bomb and still be funny as fuck.
But Eric would be a great person to have at any event
>At the age of 17, O'Neal was convicted of statutory rape of a 15-year-old girl and sentenced to 60 days in prison, served during his summer break, so as not to disrupt his schooling. The act, which occurred when O'Neal was still 16, would have been legal in most states, but Massachusetts lacks a close-in-age exception, and has an age of consent of 16
>anon thinks statutory is "rape"
Completely indifferent to Patrice, but wasn't that a statutory rape? He was seventeen and she was, what, fifteen? Unless there's another factor I'm totally unaware of, I don't really think that merits the same moral condemnation as forced sex.
>all the retarded negro butthurt itt
>idiots who think only whites hate niggers
you people are a new kind of stupid