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JUST

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3375884/no-crypt-keeper-new-tales-crypt-exclusive/
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>m night shyamalan
>TNT instead of HBO
>no Crypt Keeper

literally 0/10 idea
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>>64723580
>>64723660
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id watch if it was this dude from that garfield halloween special
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Who here /OnlyWatchedTheCryptKeeperSegments/ when they were a kid?

Still never watched an actual episode to be honest
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This shouldn't be that big of a deal. The Cryptkeeper wasn't even the presenter for most of the comic series, the Old Witch was (I think).

The problem is that TNT is probably going to try to turn this show into a rip-off of American Horror Story. Which means it's going to end up being a bad version of an already shit show.
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>Tales from the Crypt
>its one tale over 13 episodes

Ummm?
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>TNT is teaming with M Night Shymalan to revive Tales from the Crypt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTwOhFJ7Ylk
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>>64724121

Why do horror fans hate American Horror Story?

I don't watch it nor am I really a "horror fan" but I find it interesting
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>>64723660
Not to mention they are doing away with the anthology format and going for an American horror story type show. This shit is dead before it even starts
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>>64724391
I liked the first season, but subsequent seasons have been "the world's edgiest soap opera."

The whole show works on characters having "dark, secret pasts" and milking that secret for as long as they possibly can. American Horror Story is too cowardly to kill off important characters, or even worse, in the third season they would kill off a character and bring them back in the very next episode, so suddenly it was like nothing that happened mattered. It's just shit LOST-tier writing.
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I like horror hosts and maybe it's better to do something new than try the Cryptkeeper again.
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>>64724391
Because it's not a good show
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>>64724391
Female writers.
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>>64724774
Guess you didn't watch the second season then because all of two people, one being the murderer himself had dark secret pasts.
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>>64724391
Ryan Murphy is a terrible writer who can't figure out how to write a coherent narrative. His method for creating a TV series, even a short one, seems to be just introducing plot lines to try to keep things interesting, and then abandoning them when he realizes he has no way to resolve them. Everything I've watched of his followed that formula and I just stopped watching his stuff because I realized he's a hack that can't write.

Horror fans in general probably don't like the show because it doesn't focus on horror very much. It's mostly teen drama-type stuff placed in a vaguely horror-themed setting, and with lots of campiness.
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>>64724391
it's not horror, it's just glee with horror tropes thrown in
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>>64724662
Fuck really? Why are they even calling it Tales from the Crypt?
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>>64723580
>no-crypt-keeper

So it isn't actually Tales from the Crypt.
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The old man with the hood is from Vault of Horror, he just guest starred in Tales from the Crypt.
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>>64725093
Brands have value
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>no crypt keeper
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>>64725093
I honestly don't know. Fans of the original are just going to be pissed off with all the changes. They really should just call it something else
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>>64725410
This one won't anymore
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>>64725340
this
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>>64724959
I did see the second season, and that was terrible for entirely different reasons. Season two sucked because they had 20 different subplots going on at any time. That season lacked focus, and it showed by the final episode when they didn't explain the aliens and they didn't explain the zombies. A lot like LOST, they just kept throwing in more and more shit with no hope of any of it ever making sense in the end.
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>>64723580
WHY NOT JUST BRING BACK MONSTERVISION? IS JOE BOB STILL ALIVE?
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Who /bordelloofblood/ here?
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>>64725923
My nigga
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stream link?
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>>64723580
Calling it now

>BUT THE NARRATOR IS MORE LIKE THE COMIC
Will be the strongest defense faggots will use for this, even though the cryptkeeper is one of the most iconic characters in horror
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The fuck is the point of making Tales from the Crypt without the Cryptkeeper? Make a bland, shitty original horror show instead of tarnishing the legacy of a good one with a worthless reboot.

Tales from Some Faggot who Likes Tweests
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I dont have a proper image to convey my disgust.
Help.
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>>64723921
Faggot
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>>64723660
this x100
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Horrible.
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>>64725923
>>64726019

>mfw people honestly prefer BoB over DK

What is wrong with you?
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>>64725093

The stories will still be based on the comic
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They're soiling the good name of Tales from the Crypt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv4RDx5TSrs
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>>64723580
>shamalamadingdong
DROPPED
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>>64723580
So from everything i've been hearing it's gonna be TFTC in name only, no Cryptie, no half hour story format, TNT so no tits or brutality, 2016 so no stories that upset people.

Yeah this will be complete shit.
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>Tales From the Crypt
>One central story per season

JUST
U
S
T
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>>64728241
>he can stomach Billy Zane

Fucking hack of the highest caliber
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>>64726157
And watch it be M. Night himself hosting this garbage.
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Objectively the best thing about the series was the Crypt Keeper's puns.
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>>64723580
>M night
>TNT
>No Keeper

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

The Keeper wwas 50% of the reason to watch the original


FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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But without a crypt keeper, who's going to keep the crypt? Inb4 that's the tweest
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