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/tv/, take control! Take control of your board. This... this is the instrument of your liberation:
We came here not as shitposters, but as liberators to return control of this board to the people.
We take /tv/ from the moderators! The Redditors! The oppressors of the Big Guy who have kept you down with myths of moderation, and we give it back to you... the people. /tv/ is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by posting the big guy, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The humorless will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Generals will be convened. Memes will be enjoyed. Redditor tears will be shed. The janitors will survive, as they learn to serve true justice.
This great board... it will endure.
/tv/ will survive!