http://www.slashfilm.com/hbo-tales- from-the-crypt-crypt-kee

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>>64708978
>HBO will fund a Deadwood movie instead of this

>>64708978
>No nudity
>No Crypt Keeper
>No HBO
>M.Night Shamaladingdong

dead on arrival

>there is nothing new under the sun

The wacky pun-happy Crypt Keeper was the worst fucking part of that horror anthology series.

Perhaps the new one will do better.

>>64708978
I don't mind them ditching the HBO Crypt Keeper if they aim for one more like the original comic series. The puppet from the HBO series is probably falling apart anyway and if they did bring him back I'm sure they'd go for a CGI replacement instead of making a new one.

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>>64709113
came in here to post this
fucking kill me

the only way they could salvage it is if they get good writers and make hour long original episodes with good plots and actual scary moments instead of just by the numbers "greedy idiot kills someone and now has to hastily cover it up" episodes

>Reportedly the new version may not be a weekly anthology series like HBO’s adaptation. Instead, each season will have one storyline for 13 episodes, not unlike American Horror Story, and the first season will focus on voodoo in New Orleans.

>>64709552
don't forget an old fart reading a book in front of a fire place

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>>64709662
That's just staying closer to how the comics depicted him and it can be done well. The 70s movie did it and it was awesome.

What the fuck
To think i suddenly had something to be excited for in my pathetic life
That sure teaches me to have hope for anything again