Why didn't the jedi sense the dark side in him despite being

>>64708587
it could have been any senator

He's got that cute innocent face you know you can trust.
Look into his pretty eyes, can a man like that be a sith lord.

>>64708742
>that smug shit eating smile
It's a good trick

>>64708587
Because the prequels were retarded, and they made the jedi inexplicably retarded.

Who wouldn't trust that face?

Palpy could toggle his Sith powers and turn into a regular senator.

>>64708709
Why didn't they investigate every single senator then?

>>64708997
The jedi were more about the jedi than the force at that point kidnapping children and utilizing clones to fight wars. Jedi were a shit.

>>64709105
because there's loads of them
and what are they supposed to investigate
>hello are you a sithlord

DUDE, CLOUDED MINDS LMAO

Obi-wan says all senators are evil.

>>64708587
"The Dark Side clouds all."
"Perhaps it's time to tell the Senate that our ability to use the Force is diminished."
Sheev's aura was so strong that it made all the Jedi weaker and dumber.

Because Sheev can hide his power level

>>64708587
CAN'T GRIEVE THE SHEEV

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>>64709159
A SITHLORD?

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Where was he hiding the lightsaber /tv/?

>>64708997
That's the point

>>64709439
up his shleev

>>64709467
DUDE
THATS THE POINT
LMAO

>>64709159
their blood?

>>64709508
I keked you faggot

>>64709508
kek

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>>64709508

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>>64709508

>>64708587
sheev aint a senators son

>>64709508
fuck*ng epic

>>64708587
it ain't sheev was playing

>>64708587
Because the prequels are shit. Just enjoy the memes

>>64708587
that's the joke

all politicians are evil
all politicians are stupid (that's why jar jar becomes a senator)

>>64710208
So jar jar is evil?
the jar jar theory is stupid as shit desu senpai

>>64709975
>yes your blood seems to contain a high content of sith

what

>>64710310
It only sounds stupid because of the live action Scooby film which did the same thing with Scrappy.

If Jar Jar had a neutral reception it'd be a great twist.

>>64710386
If he wasn't portrayed as a dumb fuck who has a lot of dumb luck I wouldn't scorn the theory as much. Though I can't say that it's impossible

>>64710441
>>64710386
unfortunately we will never know what lucas had in his mind originally

>>64710492
Who knows. Maybe one of the new directors will go full lucas

>>64710524
That would be pretty cool

I also hope lucas makes another "i don't give a fuck" movie like howard the duck, I've rewatched the other day and it's fun as hell

someone explain the jar jar theory

>>64708587
he was suppressing his power level :^)

>"So it's treason, then. AAUUGUGUGHGHGUGUHGGUH!!!!!!"

what did he mean by that?

>>64710382
Midichlorian count. It'd give the counsel a good idea on who's force sensitive Sheev's would be off the charts so they'd know it was him anyway

>>64710638
It's a good trick
>>64710586
Basically jar jar is a sith lord and he isn't actually conveniently clumsy. Also he convinced everyone to elect sheev

>>64710638
it's the coruscanti version of Allahu Akhbar

>>64710684
he's the dark lord of the sith I'm sure he can find a a way to cover it up

>>64710684
>implying a bunch of literal priests could ever control a government
>implying anyone could make our politicians take a blood test

i never understood this either considering he was supposed to be like a black hole in the presence of the force master of every fighting style and almost all known force technique save for plagueis death cheating.

what make it even worse is if yoda can sense anakins pain and by extension force presence all the way on tatooine how did he not feel such an all consuming presence of sheev when he fights maul and savage

>TCW TV is canon
it is now

>>64710684
>force sensitive
this is a buzz meme and isn't something canon or lucas approved. fuck off retard

sheev mastered the ability of force stealth

>>64710955
Midichlorians are though, and that determines if you're force sensitive

>>64711040
>and that determines if you're force sensitive
source where? besides your head canon? fuck off retard

>>64709508
lmao

>>64711077
>source
TPM faggot

>>64711124
oh you mean those non canon spin offs

>>64711124
not canon

>>64711191
>>64711195
>something I don't like isn't canon
Jesus christ

>>64711225
>wahh my headcanon isn't accepted

sir I think you've posted enough

>>64711124
the phantom menace introduced midichlorians. nowhere was it once explicitly stated (or even eluded to) that the more midichlorians you have the more "force sensitive" they are.
nowhere was it ever once stated that jedi can feel other jedi or even sith. qui-gon fights with darth maul briefly before coming to the brilliant conclusion:
>master what was that?
>I DON'T KNOW.. but it was well trained in the jedi arts?!
like was the red sabre not a dead fucking give away? the force isn't some ancient religion like vader was into and you are a dumb faggot for using buzz memes such as "force sensitive"

>>64710955
Then what the fuck do Midichlorians measure?

>>64710754
> Priests
> Not having influence in politics

wut.
And its a good thing these aren't our politicians, so in this made up galaxy there could be rules about blood tests. Especially considering there are known species that can shape shift.

>>64710745
This is probably true, but they could have at least addressed it in the movie

>>64711334
It was implied when anakin got a blood test and his midichlorian count was off the charts. That implied that anakin was force sensitive. About the sensing the force thing, jedi can sense the dark side in certain areas. Yoda for example can sense dark side feelings

>>64711388
midichlorians measure the force
but just because somebody has more midichlorians than another doesn't mean they can read them on their goddamn face

if you can influence the force with your power why is it not believable to "hide your powerlevel"

>>64709105
There was a guy who wanted to do it but Palpatine said something like: "Oh no no, we are not going to start a witch hunt, that is not how the republic works,etc etc" Smart motherfucker.

>>64711464
>That implied that anakin was force sensitive
no it didn't and stop using that gay ass term that means literally fuck all

what it did was give a plot device for anakin to be part of some prophecy and for any reason to keep him in the story.
>i am not here to free slaves
qui-gon and obi-wan could give a fuck about some slave kid. the only reason why they think he is special is they see his latent abilities. upon analysis of his blood and family history (lol no dad and le immaculate conception) they find that anakin is "unusually strong" with the force... the force is strong or weak with some. that's it

that isn't a free pass for every jedi to be aware of every jedi or every sith. you are creating plotholes where there aren't any and you are looking obvious plotholes like midichlorians in the first place

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>>64711334
The decision to train Anakin as a Jedi is made almost exclusively after he is found to have a high midiclorian count, noted to be even higher than Yoda, the most powerful Jedi in the order. This heavily implies that this count goes some way to determining force power levels, of a sort.

>>64711334
>"Midichlorians are a microscopic lifeform inside all living things. [...] Without the midichlorians [...] we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us, telling us the will of the Force."

>>64711471
I'll concede that last point. I still feel like it should have brought up in the film in some way.

>>64711639
>The decision to train Anakin as a Jedi is made almost exclusively after he is found to have a high midiclorian count
no it isn't. the council wants nothing to do with that little faggot and qui-gon say nahhh i will train him anyways, deal with it.

then qui-gon gets merked and the responsibility falls on obi-wan. who would have honored his master's wishes and trained anakin regardless of the council's decision all the same. have you even watched the movies or are you just some reddit scum fuck? i really think the latter
>lol this kid has higher midichlorians than yoda he is so stronk
>maybe there is a prophecy about him
coming from someone who loves prophecies this is shit ass story writing

>>64709508
Got me

>>64710166
>I am the Senate, son

>>64711755
That anon meant that Qui Gon decided he wanted to train him after the midichlorian count. The only reason why the council denied him is because they sensed fear in him

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>>64711755
>this entire post
>this poster

You know I think we need a new Godwin's Law about reddit instead of hitler

>>64711846
no after the midichlorian count he realized the le sekret prophecy (the one we have never heard of) that there is a "vergence" in the force in the form of a boy

>>64711669
isn't this redundant? Why have microscopic lifeforms who can use the force instead of just having the macroscopic lifeform use the force?

>>64711883
it's common for redditposters to not know what the fuck they are talking about
if you don't want to be called reddit then don't shitpost wildly

>>64709508
Noice.

>>64711915
Lucas wanted the space-magic of his laser-sword-wizards to feel more sciencey so it'd be believable.

>>64711938
So, by your own reasoning, you visit the website reddit?

>>64711971
how do you reason that, mr. reddit?

>>64709508

I just burst into treats.

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>WESA GOIN' HOOOO~~OOOOOOME!

What was the underlying meaning of this?

>start a thread about sheev
>it turns into a reddit tier argument

>>64712072
>he doesn't realize the reddit and /tv/ are the same
uhh i got news for you

>>64712002
>it's common for redditposters to not know what the fuck they are talking about
>if you don't want to be called reddit then don't shitpost wildly


>lol this kid has higher midichlorians than yoda he is so stronk

>stop using that gay ass term that means literally fuck all

>lol no dad and le immaculate conception

All quotes from your posts, all poor quality.

Besides, >>64711669 already refuted your points with direct quotes from the script

>>64708709
>it aint sheev

>>64708587
check the 2005 archives, anon

I think the Jar Jar theory is actually pretty believable with all the evidence, just look at the scene where he concedes all power to Sheev, he knew exactly what he was doing. And the gungans are fucking assholes so they didn't tell anybody they kicked JJB out because he killed the fishlings or some shit. Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

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>>64709508
lal

>>64712396
aren't they both from Naboo as well?

>>64712186
that quote just says what the force is. it doesn't say that certain people are "sensitive" or can manipulate the force to oppose the will of others.

understand that? if the force is the major influence on life and lifeforms can merely influence the force.. that doesn't mean that someone who uses the force automatically knows everyone eles who uses the force "force sensitive" or whatever faggy shit you memelords keep calling it

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>>64709508
I kek'd. you got me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9aPta_LajU

How can one character be so based?

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>>64709508

>>64711551
Did he wave his hands when he said it? Did he mass influence everyone?

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>>64709508

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>>64712396
Just look at his fucking face

>>64708587
>several scenes in the movie that involve lines saying how the dark side has significantly clouded everything
>basically spoonfed to you
>not understanding that he's the fucking emperor with UNLIMITED POWAAAA

>>64709508
english is not my first language and I missed the joke, care to explain?

>>64713931

Sheev + sleeve = shleev

>>64713931
back to sosach, ruskie

I just really like electricity powers like thundershock and lightning bolt

>>64712396

Its more likely that Sheev influenced Jar Jar to unwittingly assist in his plans.

>>64708587
Because it's convenient to the plot. The prequels are retarded stop trying to make sense out of them.

>>64714177
After Obi-wan is captured by the droidekas on Geonosis on live hologram tranmission, one of the senators says they need an army now. Sheev says something like "Who would be so bold to propose such a thing?" and blue horns guy says "If only Senator Amidala were here" right in front of Jar Jar, it was pretty clearly manipulation.

>>64709399

A SHIT LORD