based Stuckmann humiliates tryhard haters https://www.youtub

about time we got another plinkett review

i was really hoping it would be a video about the revenant and not another fucking star wars review

this video is bad

>abrams
>good director
>"master of scene transitions"

chris is a pleb

>Chris Stuckmann
>Jeremy Jahns
>Screen Junkies
>Cinema Sins
Literally cancer in human form

>>64706316
I want to disagree because it's in my nature, but you are right, so instead I'll say fuck you for forgetting Schmoes Know and theFLICKpick

>>64706142
Is he trying to emulate RLM? He's talking much slower andmore Plinkettesque than usual

>>64706142
It mystifies me how he and Jeremy Johns have such a huge fanbase. They're both have absolutely zero screen presence or charisma and their reviews consist of the most surface level analysis that any idiot could regurgitate. Johns in particular annoys me with his ADD jumpcuts.

>>64706142
you know that all those self-appointed "cinema critics" are ruining the movie experiences for a lot of people there?

>>64706577
And his fucking tryhard outfits. I had no idea talking about movies on youtube warrants formal attire

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>TFA probably was the most anticipated movie of all time

Right off the bat hes wrong, it's not "probably" the most anticipated, that goes to episode one.

Chris Weidman?

>>64706142
>we Plinkett now

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>literally 2min into the "review"
>Luke wasn't a part of campaing
wrong you fucking twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkBytoQfic

i like TFA but this guy is the worst

>>64706707
>I had no idea talking about movies on youtube warrants formal attire

Lay off, the guy loves Star Wars and spends all his spare time watching movies like a manchild, it's probably the only time he gets to wear his "nice" suits that he got from Men's Wearhouse, God knows he doesn't have a real job.

Did this nigger just waste 20 minutes of my life justifying movies being formulaic and samey?

Anyone who follows him on twitter knows he's been upset that people dare have problems with it. He's like a bitter chick who won't let something go. It's been a while but it was like 1 tweet a day about it for a good week or so

>>64706142
>pleb "critic"
>loves only shitty movies
nooo thanks

the bit about filmmaking was pretty bad. EP7 had terrible camerawork.

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>>64706982
How dare you.

Reminder that Stuckman doesn't watch foreign films or black and white films or silent films.

>>64707023
So he doesn't have shit taste?

>>64707016
The final lightsaber fight was particularly bad. It's like Abrams can't sit still.

>>64707023
nothing wrong with that
based af

>>64707035
TFA is shit. get over it

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I love Chris, but he is a pleb. I enjoy his voice, no homo.

>>64707076
Bon Appetite reddit!

>>64707023
meh not watching foreign films isn't that bad, I get it but not watching pre 80's movies is what triggers me.

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>>64707035
i like tfa
but cuckman is shit

>>64707023

well duh how are yu supposed to get youtube hits with fucking black and white movies

>>64707035
>>64707122
It's the plebbitors that drool & drone over star wars, not /tv/.

>stupid ass redditor trying this hard to make revisionist history and spam wrongly used reddit namethrowing

>>64707220
Fucking this bros, who wants to watch someone talk about shitty fucking black and white movies lmao. I want to see REAL mvoies

>>64707133
>not watching foreign films isn't that bad

Spoken like a true redditor

>>64707220
>EveryFrameaPainting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjFqcJQXGZ6T6sxyFB-5i6A

>>64707235
Hasta la Vista reddit!

>>64707252
i'm an eurofag bro. european cinema isn't that good right now

>>64706142
Stuckmann is so lacking in charisma that it's astonishing.

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>>64707326
>Le tout nouveau testament

>>64706142
jesus christ this guy is stupid
>it messed with the formula too much!
indiana jones is 300 years old. he can't even climb the stairs at this point.
>people can't even explain why the fourth movie was bad!
Beeeeecause it was bad?

>>64707326
>t. Only watches blockbusters but has a crippling lack of self-awareness so thinks he can make a statement like that

>>64707555
what

I find american indie movies way more interesting right now than what's coming outside america

The Plinkett influence here is embaressing.

>>64706142
Is he seriously trying to mirror the plinkett voice with the low, monotone comments?

>>64706142
Why is half this review talking about Indiana Jones?

>here is my collection of star wars book
>have i read them all?
>no
chicks are into star wars, eh?

>>64707259
But that requires a little bit of thought and knowledge beyond "epic scene is epic", "______ is a badass! xD" etc.

I'm 28 minutes in and this apologism is full of false equivalences. "OMG JJ kept the camera on Rey and Finn and not the explosions behind them like what Michael Bay would do, therefore better move lololollol XDDD"

>>64706142
stuckmann and based in the same sentence.

>>64707797
because Stuckmann can't go 2 minutes without talking about Indiana Jones.

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>>64706142
I agree with him.

I can see /tv/ being childish and ignoring every point he makes though.

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>>64706142
>stuckman thinks he knows film-making

>>64706142
>says people didn't like the prequel trilogy because it looked too different which made it not feel like star wars
>immediately follows this up with a 5 minute montage with side by side shots demonstrating how the prequel trilogy looks almost identical to the original trilogy

>>64706142
https://youtu.be/YbaliPyihCY?t=10m23s
hes trying to be plinkett so fucking hard

>Interstellar
>Good
in to the trash.

this nigger owes me 30 minutes

>>64708103
You're retarded.

He said it hits the same beats and used to video to show that, but pointed out that people don't think it looks and feels like Star Wars because it makes aesthetic changes.

Basically you ignored all the poetry because you were distracted by all the goofy shit Lucas threw in.

>>64708233
Better than Plinkett because it leaves out all the stupid reddit quips and psycho murdering bullshit.

>>64707068
>It's like Abrams can't sit still
Did you also hate these scene you fucking pleb?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sr-vxVaY_M

>>64708346
plinkett at least has a formula...
this is just tryhard shit
not that plinkett isn't but cuckman is just plain trash

>>64708260
No, it didn't. It was a comparison of shots. Those shots did not all happen in the same order in each film so it has nothing to do with "beats." It's one hundred percent a visual comparison.

>>64708367
what's your point? Scorsese knows when to move the camera and when now.

the longest shot in TFA is probably like 10 seconds. JJ is shit

>>64706439
boskeletonrp
original haha

He is claiming that the best this film has to offer is the characters.

Forgets to mention the Mary Sue, Poe Dameron is a generic character, General Hux is shit, Phasma is shit, Snoke is a wannabe Sheev, and last but not all the fried up old asian lady Maz.

The only "good" new character is Finn and that's because according to Stuckmanns own words he's "the most human" a claim that cannot be said for the rest of the new characters.

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Stuckmann: This is not a shit movie. Here is why.

This Thread: This pleb likes Star Wars. Let's make fun of him. Did I see the movie? Of course I did. Everyone saw it. Did I enjoy the movie? Yea. Stop trying to derail the thread, though. We're making fun of this guy who reviews movies in his free time. What do I do with my free time? Shitpost about movies.

>>64708233
>Chris sounding like Mr. Plinkett is meant to illustrate an important point he makes in the video. He may sound similar and do things similarly to RedLetterMedia in the video, but the structure of the analysis is actually quite different. Anybody? Just me? Okay.

literally 2deep4u

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Reminder that he was bullied in school and didn't have any friends in school and that's why he loves Blockbuster movies. That's why he's doing this now. If you attack TFA, you're attacking his only friend in life.

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>>64708785
>animeposter making fun of someone

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>>64708996

>>64707023

Some people don't watch some films

Not every film interests everyone

Calm down

>>64708785
You're the one to talk weeb

Stuckmann isn't that bad but the guy lacks personality. Definitely better than king Jeremy, the wicked who is a massive pleb that showers the most overrated movies out there with praise for the sake of "DUDE NERD STUFF LMAO".

>>64709133
Your mom can testify to the fact that I'm heterosexual.

Can somebody link this thread to Chris?

>>64709590
why. this isn't /b/

>>64708785
Get this anime out of here

>>64706142
This fucking faggot wants be Plinkett so bad.

>>64706142
I like Stuckmann but it's fucking pathetic his favorite film of 2015 is fucking TFA of all films.

Like 2015 was a dry year for the most part, but we still got a shit ton of gems here and there that absolutely blow TFA and the toy franchise which spawned it out of the water.

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>>64708785
>thinking you can make fun of someone while posting anime reaction image

>>64706142
couldn't make it through the whole thing

this guy is reaching so fucking hard on the why it's ok that it's so much like A New Hope

>>64706316
cinemasins doesnt fit in that list at all. their videos are comedy and for entertainment only

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>>64708785
kek
>>64710112
>>64709689
>>64709176
>>64708996
If you don't like anime your a normie redditor and need to get out.

>analysis
>not actually analyzing the film but defending it from criticism

should've been titled "In Defense of Star Wars" or something

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>>64710570
>implying I don't

bang

>>64710879
Didn't he go over the negative aspects of the film?

>bad CGI for the tentacle monster things
>plot conveniences
>John Williams score not up to par
>Deathstar version 3.0

You didn't watch the video, did you?

>>64711082
mentions those things in like 1 minute and sugar coats the rest

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>>64710570
Disliking anime is reddit meme strikes again

>>>/a/

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>>64711264
>posting a reddit meme
>disliking anime
>/out/

>>64711145
So you didn't watch it.

>heres a couple of times when a franchise tried to do something different and it failed miserably
>therefore all franchises that try something different will always fail miserably

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>>64711615

>>64706440
Schmoes Knows are plebs, but at least Mark is funny and cool.

>>64706142
You know you already lost when you start calling critics "haters".

>>64706982
>EP7 had terrible camerawork.
It was fine, it's not going to win any awards but it was certainly not terrible.

>>64706142
stupid normie
he wants to be Plinkett so bad

jelly of his qt gf tho

>>64706142
>hate formulaic movies
>prefer Temple of Doom to Last Crusade (though the Dad mechanic is nice like he says)
>bored to tears by Bond movies
>don't like TFA for being formulaic
I like how he brings up Siskel and Ebert only to dismiss Siskel's opinion.
It's like you people going to see the next Marvel annual installment every single time. I actually can't fathom how you aren't bored to tears.

>>64706142
I have a hard time dealing with this sjw's autism. I can't believe he's actually married.

>>64706142
I don't know who this man is but he looks like a bargain barrel Paul Rudd. I'm going to call him Raul Pudd.

here is the average fuckmann "review"

>yeah, this movie is really good/bad
>i really liked it/didn't like it
>it's just so good/bad
>you should go see it/shouldn't see it

>>64712190
lmao his gf isn't cute. And she wears that fucking head scarf.

>>64712254
cause his woman feels in control of him and she loves that. He's a wimpy sjw cuck.

>>64712515
>confirmed for never having watched a fuckmann review

>>64712620
fuckmann pls

>>64706897
I used to enjoy Stuckmann, but this...is he joining the ranks of ScreenJunkies and becoming a Disney shill?

>>64711387
>posts reddit: the visual novel

>>64712254
She's just as pleb and unfunny as him

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QD7vVsz6jDc

Perfect cuckle

>>64706142

>master of scene transitions

Does he provide any evidence of this?

I'd take Old Man Lucas's star wipes over whatever clunky transition Abrams has brought over from TV with him.

>>64706316

Add Schmoes Know. I get that their schtick is "we don't know anything about movies, we're just a couple of retards like you who want to hang out and watch some flicks", but why would I actually want to watch that?

And Cinema Sins is probably the worst thing on your list there. That thing is like listening to a teenage girl who spent the whole film texting complaining that the movie doesn't make sense.

>>64707016

Fuck you for pissing in my eyes.

>>64706142
I don't agree with the dude on some things, but that was a very well made analysis/review.

OH GOOD ANOTHER INTERNET REVIEWER FAGGOT SPAMMING HIS LINKS ON /tv/

FUCK OFF

>>64710570
anime IS normie

>>64706142
>and said "hey movies are awesome aren't they"
translation: I only car about lightsabers and explosions and not about characters or emotion.

>literally copying the story elements wholesale from a prior movie is the same as having a similar story structure
Indiana Jones had a similar formula but It would be more like if in the third movie they had to go get the Ark of the Covenant again and the opening scene was finding an idol in a jungle.

>He can feel a pull toward good
which is pants-on-head retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J06XxIM6CsA

>Far more compelling villain
Jesus what a retard. Making the character a little angsty bitch doesn't make them more compelling.

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>>64713568
contrarian, please

>>64706714
Half way disagree. A lot of people weren't happy about the trilogy being prequels. The fanfare was about equal for 7 and 1.

>>64712518
really?
man I thought she was it's ben so long

any pics?

He came off as a whiny baby that's upset everyone didn't jizz all over the same thing he did.

>>64706142
He looks like half Paul Rudd and half Chris Pratt

>>64712515
Every review can more or less be summarized as:
>The performances and effects were really good. The writing was good overall, though there were a few parts that could've been done better. Overall, I give this movie an A+. Tom Hardy deserves an Oscar.