There isn't a single likable person in this entire movie.

But Chris 'Meme' Pratt was, like, really cool, my wife's son burst laughing when he said he's the alpha

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>>64706045

>doesn't like Jimmy Buffett

>>64706045

> Predator + Aliens = Jurassic World
> The sum is not better than either of its parts

>>64706045
Hoskins was awesome and his plan would have been the single most badass thing in Cinema history. Killing him single handedly slaughtered the movie's potential.

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I kinda liked aunty.

>>64706243
she's hot but her character faces no repercussions for being a giant cunt throughout the whole movie

>>64706119

My boyfriend's daughter like him too!

>>64706286
She isn't any more of a cunt than Owen is.

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There were two likable person actually.

The aunt was fine, everyone else was terrible though. It was a shitty movie. Her Secretary died just for babysitting her shitty little nephews. I felt bad for her.

>>64706243
Would bang

>>64706045
I liked Lauren Lapkus

>>64706394
She refused to kiss Jake Johnson

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High heel running was fun too.

>>64706427
Well that's just good taste.

>>64706045
or good acting. I found it cringey as hell all the forced scenes.

like the "le emotional dying dinosaur throwback to JP1" scene was so fucking forced it was unbelievable to fuck. Her breaking down crying, it's like wtf?!

>>64706225
>raptor Seal Team 6
>badass

Hello reddit

>>64706500

>be high ranking zoo employee
>Lion breaks out of pen and kills a bunch of giraffes
>not being upset that your animals are dead

>>64706045
The indian dude is likable as fuck. Of course they killed him off.

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>>64706786
>unironically liking indians

>>64706709
fuck off go watch it again it didn't flow like that at all

>>64706119
>my wife's son
is this a new meme?

>>64706946
no it's old and unfunny /pol/ shit

>>64706327
>Bryce_Dallas_Howards_Stone_Cold_Steve-Austin_impression-gif

Why did nothing come of the older brother being a cheating shithead?
Why did the younger one have sometimes-autism that affected nothing?

Zara died for their sins.

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>>64706243
I loved how she started off being kinda cold and bitchy but ended being kind of badass in her own right

It got me hard af

>he doesn't like the Tyrannosaurus
>he doesn't like the Pakis who got out of containment

Bryce dallas howard
Unless u a faggot

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>>64708998
I think people make these threads as an excuse to post more of her

>>64706327

>those rocks

I didn't realize George Lucas had released a Special Edition of Jurassic World

>>64707005
/sp/ actually

>>64706418
Looks like someone singing down on her

>>64709132
*Going down on her

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Dr. Wu, I'm Ingen

>>64706045
Likeable is a subjective term. Both protagonists were better written than TFA leads and had an arc. I liked them.

But reddit said I had to like Chris Pratt?

>>64706418
mmm you can tell she's used to the big ones

>>64709103
Kek

>>64706418
>oh that's right honey, that's your Aunt Claire's sweetspot

Erotic aunt/nephew slashfic when?

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>>64706243

>saves the day by turning loose a T. Rex to deal with the I. Rex
>in high heels
>sweaty and hot as fuck
>making me seek out the nudes of her from "Manderlay"

Meanwhile, dumb bitch Chris "Dance Off" Pratt stands there like a moron while Private Pyle is getting mauled to death WITH A WEAPON IN HIS HANDS.

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>>64709402
Aunt Claire is a a literal godess

>>64706286
Just like Sarah Harding.

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>>64706418
>posting the inferior one

The older brother was a little twat but he was hot as fuck

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>>64706286
>her character faces no repercussions for being a giant cunt

>>64706045

I hated Pratt's character. A disgrace to the human race that cares more about Dinosaurs.

Also, the park cast was so fucking stupid.

If dinosaurs aren't getting any viewers, make some 20 foot long prehistoric insects from that time era, or literally anything else besides more dinosaurs.

>>64706946
>>64707005
>cuck
>old meme
Cancerous redditors need to leave

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I didn't watch the movie, but isn't she likeable?

>>64706286
Attractive cunts deserve no repercussions.

>>64711425
Her sister is hotter

>>64706045
Honestly I could care less about the quality. I just enjoy the delicious butthurt this causes internet SJWs

>>64711425
She had like 10 seconds screen time

>>64711425
>but isn't she likeable?
she has like :30 seconds screen time tops
Phasma has more screen time

>books and films should have likeable characters

what the fuck. why do idiots think this

Anyone else think Pratt should play young Han Solo in the flashbacks in the next Star Wars?

>>64711632
In a stupid action blockbuster like this one you need a character to root for as it is one of the only things to keep the audience invested in the movie. Script writing 101.

>not liking auntie titties

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>>64711742
>ywn have passionate sex with dirty, sweaty, sexy aunt claire

>>64711990
the probably smells a bit funky

I liked blue.

That end fight was pretty awesome. Otherwise the movie was complete and utter garbage.

>>64711632
>why do idiots think this

Because idiots (>>64711715) watch the slop.

>>64706418

>when you cum but he's still licking

>>64706709
Except that she was shown to be emotionally unattached to the animals, it was the owner and Starlord who saw them as living things. She saw them as assets.

>>64711632
It's pleb shorthand for compelling characters. But Jurassic World didn't have compelling characters either.

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>>64712202
Would do anything to satisfy that goddess

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The kid is a qt

>>64712769
Be he whines too much.

>>64712769
i'll bet his circumcised dick sucking skills are world class at this point.

>>64712769
Kids, I hate them in every movie. Always annoying as fucking fuck.

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>>64712786
Fine by me.

>>64712801
did his new aunt Bryce teach him that?

>>64712912

The only movie were a kid actor was tolerable for me was the kid from Enders Game. Only kid actor that didn't suck.

>>64712769
i think that kid is the most autistic character i have ever seen in a movie