King Ecbert is the most based character in the show, prove me wrong.
Even Meryn Trant is in the show, oh, and he's a pedophile in Vikings aswell.
>not realizing GoT is just the feudal/tribal politics of Middle Ages Europe with dragons, zombies and giants.
At least you can look up the events loosely depicted in Vikings and learn something about history...all you're going to get from GoT is fatter and nerdier.
Who /acts like this in real life/ here?
>mfw I get pissed when someone's talking about Christ near me
>literally walk up to them and stare at them in silence
>make it visible that I'm upset
>mfw they get scared of me
You better cower you fucking normalslimes
Vikings being manlets is a well-known fact, literally any google link will support this
>historical records show that the average Viking man was about 170 cm (5’7”) tall which was not especially tall for the time. Blond hair was seen as ideal in the Viking culture, and many Nordic men bleached their hair with a special soap.
>cuckdaddy, cuckin' on his son.
>world's only hot tub
>dragging England kicking and screaming into unity
>follows ancient roman war tactic instead of meme rushing his opponents
pagans get out REEEE
It's a Ragnar gave up this prime peice of pussy for an ayy lmao who cheats on him anyway episode
shieldmaidens aren't realistic, the only account of them we have are from muslims literally 1k year ago, even then they were considered weird
Ecbert getting her spared was ... retarded. I don't know why writer fell so in love with that character, she really does not add much as character
>its a porunn scene
>its a auslaug scene
>its a shiggy diggy scene
>its a seer scene
So here's the cucked list.
King Ecbert= Uncuckable
Aethelwulf The King of being cucked=Cucked (Literally)
Applestand= The king of cuck onto others as they cuck onto you.
>It's a Bjorn lets his hot peice of ass get horribly deformed trying to play soldiers in a real battle episode
she's in it a lot in the first season. she's still a main character but doesn't appear as much in later seasons.
it's realistic. she's a shieldmaiden, she can fight on par with men but she doesn't solo 1v5 or anything like that.
lmao athelstan could have banged bjorn's mom if he wanted
>mfw alfred the great will absolutely destroy ragnar's sons
>in the bible belt
>billy joe and his friend wearing a confederate flag belt buckle shootin the shit about Jesus
>you approach them in your fedora and ill-fitting trenchcoat
>attempt to stare them down all whilst making autistic throat/mouth noises
>get beaten half to death and dragged into a muddy bayou
>excruciatingly painful fedora tip
>reminder that horlk's son cucked Rollo and fucked the best milf
Does anyone sort of wish floki and ragnar stayed bros?
One of the greatest broships ever tbqhf. would love to see them conquer all together
Series seem to fuck with broships too much and make it more complicated than it needs to be
Floki is a bitch. Hopefully he gets offed. Only reason to watch this is for Lagertha now. Also was Siggy's death scene a joke? Or did they just run out of budget?
even ragnar cucked his own brother in a deleted scene
enough for ragnar to die and see aged up ivar and sigurt
>It's a 38 year old woman on a tv show looks hotter than most A-List Hollywood actresses episode
When they're partying down after killing nympho's shitty brother, she walks over to Lagertha and says something about how Lagertha interests and attracts her, plants one on here, and then Lagertha walks away without another word.
Yeah, name 1 actress hotter than this, without maymays
We don't have any examples in the non-legendary sagas of women fighting. Hervor Agantysdóttir and Hervor Heiðreksdóttir from Hervarar saga ok Heiðreks were legendary female warriors, but that's about all I can think of as far as women fighting in battles go.
>swn poison you and rub herself while you squirm, completely erect and agonizing then piss on your empty carcass
>aslaug bottom of the list
>gisla bottom of the list
>siggy bottom of the list
Blade 3 era Biel
Too bad pregnancy ruined her
"Dying hair with special soap"
Was bleaching it so that they didn't get lice whilst being indoors with their livestock during the harsh winter months.
The average height of a man isn't far off of that now; well, a caucasian man. Not much has changed. But if you're going to make a warbang, you're going to take the tallest well built rugby team looking motherfuckers.
Why did they have to make Aethelwulf into a turbocuck?
>It's a finnish actors episode
Dropped season 4.