Leonardo DiCaprio on a bicycle

Leonardo BiCaprio

>>64705043
Did he sell his Prius?

>>64705062
fuck why i laffed

cargo shorts are fashion faux pas playa

>>64705043

Just drive a car you cunt.

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>'I could never date a woman who doesn't believe in climate change,' he assured Germany's TV Movie magazine.

>>64705141
That's why DiCaprio is based. Unless he's at an awards ceremony or it's for a role, he's always dressed like a slob and skinnyfat. Yet he can still bang any model he wants.

>>64705266
I don't get the hate for Leo on /tv/. He seems like a pretty cool guy to me... Is it because the reddit "le oscarman" meme?

>>64705043
omg he's just like us

based

>>64705043
>that baggy shirt and shorts

he really is transforming into Jack Nicholson 2.0

>>64705824
Sounds like he took his role in The Departed a little too serious

>>64705266
>he's always dressed like a slob and skinnyfat.

it's also him trying to blend into the crowd

>>64705135
Because you're from reddit, much like this thread.

>>64705043
Is he on his way to getting his Oscar?

>no helmet

setting a great example for the kids

>>64705182
>not controlling what she believes
You both are beta fucks.

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>>64705043

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Superior being cumming through

>>64705043
Pretty cool he's not even using his own bike just the city ones you rent for a bit for change

fuck, he's advertising while biking. what a billboard

>>64706001
Has Arnold finally started the roids again after conversing with Stallone?

>>64705043
>>64706001
why don't they just use cars?

>>64706029
Bro that's just like a city bus but only a bike version... he's just giving back to the city

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Elizabeth Olsen on a bicycle

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>>64705043
Danny DeVito walking a dog

>>64706110
>what is New York or any huge city
Traffic is a bitch, you actually will get around faster on a bike.

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Me on ur mum

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>>64706154

This is legit the kind of garbage they put in supermarket tabloids.

"We caught a few snapshots of Tony Danza rollerblading."

You are all shit-tier people.

>>64705141
When you're literally a super-rich famous movie star, "rules" like that don't apply to you in the slightest. You have to be autistic.

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>>64706001

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>>64706293
>I want to be famous but not get attention when I'm not promoting my films
You're right, poor them

>>64706269
What's funny about that? It's just Danny Devito being based

>>64706379
wtf who is that

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>>64706686
the Modern Family blonde mr newfag

>>64706126
underrated qt

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Ellen Page juggling.

>>64706126

>No Lizfu to go bike riding with on a summer day

;_;

>>64705570
>Is it because the reddit "le oscarman" meme?
What do you think?

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Ellen Page drives by you hippie losers

>>64707108
wowee

wait a minute . . . THAT'S NOT A BICYCLE

>>64705141
nah they look cool and are comfy

>>64705778
when will he listen to brad pitt and leo and get /fit ?

>>64707108
Is there anything this woman can't do?

>>64705141
I know this is likely bait, but let's set the record straight...

Leo DiCaprio transcends the alpha-beta paradigm. The guy is a super-mega-ultra-alpha. When you're in his league, you don't even have to maintain "alpha" pretensions. The world is yours.

Imagine walking down the street and knowing any woman you look at will go moist instantly. Even the most forthright, loyal, happily married women would gladly sacrifice their family lives to fuck you just once. Even a glance would fill them with validation and be remembered as a highlight of their lives.

Leo is so off-the-charts alpha that he's probably bored with it. The things he says and does make no sense to people like you and me. We still have brass rings we want to grab. Leo has gotten them all, and he's probably drifted into a strange form of insanity.

For all we know, the guy flies to Taiwan and fucks kids dressed as firemen. Maybe the guy gets off by fucking animals on the endangered species list. He grew tired of pussy so long ago that his tastes have likely grown ever more bizarre and gourmet.

The guy could simply say the word, and an army of 10/10 women would volunteer to be his live-in slave for fuck's sake.

The guy is way beyond alpha.

>>64707250
Jeez, get off his dick already

>>64706001
kek can you imagine you driving your car and suddenly ahnold pops out of the traffic by your side?

>>64707108
The only balls she ever juggled

>>64707301
It's probably Leo shitposting himself.

>>64707245
Act.

>>64706154
It would be awkward not to acknowledge Danny DeVito walking this dog, but once you did, you'd just feel stranger.

>>64707245
Yes, she can't take my hard, throbbing, erect penis in her ass withOUT crying like a little girl. That's okay though. Because her tears only make my Penis harder!

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>>64707444
>leave me alone!

Best thread on /tv/ right now

Why is this thread allowed but all actress threads are immediately deleted?

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>>64708119
>actress threads

>>64708119
because it's the best thread on /tv/