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>gangster film
>gangsters just say random garbage, it's not even clever, just big strings of uncreative and uninteresting metaphors and euphemisms

"Ya see, mikey was the kind of guy who would neva let nobody fuck wid his soup. If someone touched mikey's soup, dey could expect a vacation to da bottom of the ocean."
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>>64703648
Scorsese is a hack
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We called him Willie 3 times, cause he always said everything 3 times

im gonna go get the apples gonna go get the apples, get the apples.
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>character is crass and a sociopath
>but talks about their criminal activity through shallow euphemisms
why do they do this?
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>Italians control everything
>not Jews
>the Italians are played by Jews
pottery
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>character practices a martial art
>it's a meme martial art like kung fu or aikido
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>character is said to be intelligent
>plays chess
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>>64703917
>fight between elite fighters
>it takes place entirely standing up with lots of intricate kicks, blocking with palms and no grappling
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>>64703917
What are some non-meme martial arts then? Pencak Silat? Wing Chun?
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ITT: autistic people get upset with things yet again
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>>64704005
wing chun is the memiest martial art in existence
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>underground bareknuckle boxing match
>boxer headbutts other boxer
>receives no punishment
If headbutting isn't punished, why even make it a boxing match? Why not just make it an mma match?
Why would bareknuckle boxing even be so exciting that it would tempt people to break the law? We have mma which is practically bareknuckle anyway. The mma gloves are mostly just to prevent lacerations to the hand and broken fingers.
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>>64704005
Vovinam viet vo dao
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>>64704005
karate, tkd, jiu jitsu, judo, muay thai, boxing, wrestling (in no particular order)
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>>64703648
>>gangsters just say random garbage
No, that's just your thread.
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>2 DEA partners can't crack the case after spending hours looking at the aerial photos
>one of their wives walks up and solves the case in one glance of the photos, immediately
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MOOK?
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>>64704147
>characters can't crack the case
>one of the secondary characters starts saying something
>protagonist interrupts him
>"Wait... say that again"
>case solved
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bjj, muay thai, mma (it IS a martial art)
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>>64704113
epic. fucking epic. nice.
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>>64704113
ohh right away ya gettin fuckin fresh
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>>64704005
SYSTEMA
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>>64703648
spend an afternoon hanging around with lowlife scum and you'll understand there is an endless stream of bullshit coming from their mouths. If you're unlucky, you'll meet sociopathic lowlife scum; that's the kind who believe their own bullshit.

After that is the advanced course, where you'll watch lowlife sociopathic scum bullshit one another to the level where they try to convince everyone else in the room of the bullshit coming out of their mouths in order to be the "top dog" in the room at the time.

Graduate course is (of course) prison, where you'll come to an intimate understanding that lowlife sociopathic, bullshit-spewing scum are little more than dogs sniffing around for some advantage or another trying to bolster up some small tidbit of self-esteem before someone bigger comes along -- like a pack of dogs. Then you'll understand.
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>>64704200
>characters can't crack the case
>one of the characters is actually the killer
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>I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a fuckin' ruling on this right now. You don't fuckin' hit him.
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>>64704348
what's wrong with that?
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>think you're out
>they pull you back in
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>>64703648

This isnt funny and doesnt happen. Don't try to be creative again.
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>>64704384

It's the corniest shit ever and no one would ever talk like that. It sounds like a parody of tough guy gangster characters.
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>>64704410
It does.

Casino. Goodfellas. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. etc
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>>64704452

Really doesnt. At least not in Casino or Goodfellas. Find me a quote that uses meaningless metaphors and nonsensical phrases.
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>>64704494
>>64704410

>>reddit/
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>>64703887
Casino is literally the other way around, and so is Once Upon A Time In America. DeNiro plays a Jew in both flicks
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>>64703648
>OP thinks everything should be quips
>OP seems to think every character should be witty no matter how much of an autistic Neanderthal they're portrayed to be
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>>64704441
>corniest shit ever
>no one would ever talk like that

well excuse me, I wasn't aware we had a mafia expert in our midst. I'm sure you spend hours down at the blue collar bars in all the rough and tumble parts of town, listening to how exactly those types of folks talk.
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>>64704618

>well excuse me, I wasn't aware
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>>64704591
no, my problem IS that they talk unrealistically in a really cheesy way, with jokes and metaphors.

autistics and neanderthals don't talk like that.
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>>64704441
It's not that bad
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>>64704645
>cheesy, uninspired jokes and metaphors
>unrealistic
You've never left your house, have you?
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>>64703648
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>>64704452
>>64704452
>he pointed out my flimsy meme for what it was
>better call him a redditor
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>>64703887
I'm so sick of this board. Nobody has any fucking clue what they are talking about and 70% of the text is green.
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>>64704644
Point stands. You've never left your basement, how could you possibly know how other people actually talk, especially hardened criminals?
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>>64704618
>well excuse me, I wasn't aware we had a mafia expert in our midst. I'm sure you spend hours down at the blue collar bars in all the rough and tumble parts of town, listening to how exactly those types of folks talk.
you most likely have sub 100ng/dl and severe aspbergers and lack of self/social awareness.
you give off a real cuck vibe.
What is it about the writing style redditors have that makes them all sound like weenie, cuckboy faggots? I picture them all sitting on giant dildo chairs when they type.
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>>64703964
>character is intelligent
>forced chess references and metaphors everywhere
>also mentions his love for classical music
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>>64704311
I've spent my entire life around criminals and I can confirm this.

Everybody from small time immigrant gang members to Hells Angels and Bandidos, from Yugoslav mafia guys to armed political extremists. Everyone in the crime game is an insecure dog trying to bark louder than the others.

At least in northern European crime, I don't know about the American mob and such but I imagine it's the same deal there.
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>>64704768
>>64704737
1 minute gap between posts
followed by a 1 minute and 10 second gap between posts
hmmm
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See, Tommy was the type of guy that described his fishtank as the entire atlantic ocean, always making himself look better than he really was. Where's he now you ask? Well let's just say that his fishes didn't like being stuck in his fishtank anymore. Capone knew this
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>>64704813
what is it about your actually opinion that is so flimsy and insecure? the guy said you don't know what your talking about, so instead of attacking the content of his "argument" you just go right at his character. The true cuckboy is you, meme lord
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>>64704852
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>>64704822
>but i imagine it's the same deal there

it is, bunch of dogs barking over each other
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>>64703964
>the shot of the chess game makes no fucking sense to anyone who knows the rules
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>>64704841
>i have nothing to actually say at this point
>ill just dance around and imply they're samefagging

not even gonna waste my time "proving" we aren't samefagging, have fun with that
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>>64704852

Did you ever hear the expression monkey see, monkey do, Ray? Well I'm the monkey and you're about to see what this monkey can do. And I'm not talking about monkeyshines, kiddo.
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>>64704892
I called him an autistic cuckboy because of his faggot way of typing
>well excuse me, I wasn't aware we had a mafia expert in our midst. I'm sure you spend hours down at the blue collar bars in all the rough and tumble parts of town, listening to how exactly those types of folks talk.
not because he disagrees with me
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>>64704975
>not even gonna waste my time "proving" we aren't samefagging, have fun with that
wonder why that is, samefag
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>>64703648
What do you think a bunch of fuckin dumb new Jersey and long island wop trash with an 8th grade education to speak with the eloquence of JFK
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>>64703964
>two of the biggest masterminds in the world playing chess
>Check!
>Look again! Checkmate!
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>>64705111
no I expect them to speak like normal lower class Italians.

"Then I stabbed him to death"
rather than
"Dis ting was SHAAARP. Believe me, you'd neva seen a blade like dis. And once it was thru wid him, it made a ol big mess. Da kind of mess like back da old country after the woyld war, like when your ma spills da sauce everywhere"
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>>64703964
>>64705191
>characters are highly skilled at card games
>"Read 'em and weep - royal flush!"
>"Damn! That's the third time tonight!"
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>>64705250
but that's how people from joyzee talk though
like Joey Diaz
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>>64703917
>>64703974
>>64704005
>>64704084
>>64704086
>>64704201
>>64704270

> Elite mook is martial artist
> does fancy kata to show off skills
> hero decks him with one punch
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>>64704970
lol, I hope this is a thing just to trigger chessfags.
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>>64703648
yeah that's how gangsters are, real life isn't The Wire or Godfather, It's Sopranos and Goofellas
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>>64703648
They're supposed to be ignorant fucking thugs, not eloquent sophisticated criminals
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>>64704147
This is something that can happen in real life. If you've ever poured over a problem for a long time without solving it, you'd realize that sometimes all you need is a fresh pair of eyes, or a break and then a fresh perspective.
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