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So did people cry in cinema during TFA?
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So did people cry in cinema during TFA?
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>>64701683
That title crawl was so singular and centralized I was already bored with the movie by the time it finished. WHERE WAS THE INTERGALACTIC INTRIGUE?!
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>>64701733
NO POLITICS
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>greedo shot first
Just fuck my shit up to be honest with you familia
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>Greedo shot first
Anyone else get the feeling this was created by someone who isn't a star wars fan?
Something about that just seems so fake.
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>>64701733

I suppose you're the type who supports "There are heroes on both sides" level ambiguity
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>>64701805
>"There are heroes on both sides"
At least it sounds like there are stakes.
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>>64701832
based retard
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>>64701798
Yes, Zenpencil is a fag
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>Greedo shot first
Who the fuck actually supports this idea?
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>>64701852
>LUKE SKYWALKER HAS VANISHED
I bet your little nerd brain did a little nerdgasm when you read that, nerd.
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First watch I was on the edge of my seat because it was pretty fun.

Second watch I was just kind of like "Ok". Then again I don't cry at movies.
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>>64701683
The sound design really missed every point.The trailers did more for me than the whole movie. Every "emotional" scene fell flat for me...
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>>64701683
Doe anyone else think they really fucked something up recording the title crawl music? The trumpets/french horn/whatever sound like AIDS
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>>64701683

I clapped at the end of Revenge of the Sith
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>>64701733
>Episode I
>THE PHANTOM MENACE

>Turmoil has engulfed the
Galactic Republic. The taxation
of trade routes to outlying star
systems is in dispute.

>Hoping to resolve the matter
with a blockade of deadly
battleships, the greedy Trade
Federation has stopped all
shipping to the small planet
of Naboo.

>While the Congress of the
Republic endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events,
the Supreme Chancellor has
secretly dispatched two Jedi
Knights, the guardians of
peace and justice in the
galaxy, to settle the conflict....
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>>64701887
>>64701798
Yeah definitely written by a guy who just overhears Star Wars discussions/arguments.

Kinda like if someone made a comic about Trekkies and assumed the primarily argument the nerds was Kirk vs. Picard.
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>>64702019
That's actually not a bad crawl. It presents the problem, explains why it's important to the whole "Republic" and puts you right in the throes of the opening conflict completely informed and up to speed.

The movie is shit but that opening crawl is decent.
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>>64702019
terrible
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>>64701787
>>64701798
>>64701887
I know that in all reality the Zen Pencils artist just doesn't know enough about Star Wars to know that George Lucas is really the only person on the "Greedo Shot First" side and that this isn't some "Team Edward" sort of thing. I've seen his other comics, the guy is a fucking idiot who substitutes emotion for substance.

But still, in my mind the "Greedo Shot First" guy is a /tv/ contrarian who will take on literally any opinion so long as it is sufficiently unpopular.
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Lot's of people clapped
Lot's of people fapped
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>>64701683
Who the fuck would wear a "greedo shot first" shirt?
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>>64701683
The red head is most likely a tranny. I hate my generation.
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>>64702127
This. Zen Pencils has been mocked by other comic artists. I was in a thread in /co/ and jesus christ the zen pencils artist is annoying.
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>>64701683
>greedo shot first
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>>64702014
Who didn't? Best theater experience of my life.
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>>64702172
Ironic contrarians
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>>64702019
now thats what i call worldbuilding
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>>64701683

>the man is wearing "greedo shot first"
>hipster glasses
>nu-male look

seems about right
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>>64701798
I've never met a Star Wars fanboy who cared about that meme.
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>>64701683
>your IQ will never be low enough to unironically like Zen Pencils
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>>64702042
WHOA WHOA WHOA

*record scratch*

Are you claiming that Zen Pencils is a stupid hack who does not understand what he's illustrating?
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>>64702127
There are two sides.
Its "Han shot first"
Or "who gives a fuck?"
Nobody is on team "greedo shot first"
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>its a "the faggot who draws zen pencils steals a quote and uses it to push his own reddit agenda" episode
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>>64704172
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>>64701683
>reading webcomics past 2009
Wew lad
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>>64701683
I just hugged my buddies and gf while we muttered "it didn't suck" mantra.
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>>64704172
God what a hack
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>>64701683
wha kind of retard argues that Greedo shot first

no one would ever buy a t-shirt that says that

the person who made this comic is probably a female who saw Star Wars for the first time 2 months ago and is now "so nerdy amirite guys!?!??! xD"

star wars is so normie now
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>>64704430
>star wars is so normie now

it always was
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>>64704267
>Zuckerberg
>world's richest man

jej
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>>64701683
Friend I saw it with cried at the Han stabbing.

Another guy audibly shouted "NO"
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>>64704529
maybe, but the new movie is ultra-PC and panders really hard to women especially

the main character was a woman, who was perfect and invincible, and there were tons of women in jobs throughout the first order in the background
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>>64704735
>there were tons of women in jobs throughout the first order in the background

There was women in the rebel alliance and the Jedi order too. Big whoop.
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>>64704735
>>64704735
>the main character was a woman, who was perfect and invincible, and there were tons of women in jobs throughout the first order in the background
Only the first one is a problem.
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>>64704735
>WAAAAAAAAAAAH THERE'S GIRLS IN MY STAR WARS FUCKING NORMIES WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>64704172
My favorite part is that none of that art is good, or even 'art' at all. Also lmao @ the IRS putting someone in jail on an apparent whim, to such an erroneous degree that the dude in prison can become a massianic anti-capitalist author. Holy cow.
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>>64701683

>tumblr hair
>nu-male with his asian gf
>grown adults crying at a fucking kids adventure movie

The whole "le nerd XD" shit is THE worst thing
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>>64701683
Do Americlaps really treat nerd shit like a religious experience?
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>>64704267
>worshipping a person who literally stole the idea for his website that made him rich

Gay
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>>64704844

no, but they pretend to for "le Im such a nerd!" cred with other hipsters
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>>64701805
I like it better when both sides have their own share of assholes.
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>>64704924
forgot pic
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>>64702168
Upvoted.
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>>64703608
Too bad TPM was fucking bad.
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>>64701683
only the redditors
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>>64704267
Guy is still dwelling on the bully literally 10 years later; the bully probably never gave it a second thought. He someone thinks its a victory.
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Some faggot seriously yelled when Rey turned on the lightsaber for the first time, he also started cheering when she slashed Kylo and him and his group were the only ones who clapped. This was TWO(2) days after it came out at a midnight showing no one in the theater I watched it at myself included gave fuck about this shit. I'm pretty sure that cuck cried and I hope he's dead.
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>>64704990
sup reddit
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>>64704267
>>64704172

lel at how its "HIGH GROSSING FILM OF ALL TIME" or "RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD!"

And hes also the type of faggot who says shit like "money doesnt matter
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>>64704172
I hate all his preachy advices
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>>64704924
>>64704959
You should probably kill yourself.
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>>64705066
He doesn't even come up with them himself, he just takes quotes he found on reddit
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>>64704267
McDonald's doesn't have janitors. I know, I've worked there.
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>>64704430
the person who makes zen pencils is a guy
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>>64701683
I've gotta admit that I my eyes watered a bit during the title crawl.
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>>64705087
It comes off really preachy with his art, for some reason.
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>>64705082
no
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>>64704430

the whole point is that the characters girlfriend is wearing a "han shot first" shirt because HAHAHA DESPITE OUR MANY DIFFERENCES WE STILL GET ALONG HAHAH EVEN THOUGH SHES A CHINK AND IM A PURE BLOODED ARYAN OPPRESSOR!
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>>64705247
I think you're reading just a bit too much into it
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>>64704267

This is such a horrible lesson to try and teach people. Not everyone is going to be rich and successful just because they're a good person. Often the asshole bullies are going to become rich or famous or whatever. The lesson should be turn the other cheek and not dwell on the lives of others, not find success just to go back and rub it in their face... this artist is a manchild.
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>>64702019
Replace the taxation sentence with something more Star Wars-y and it would be fine tbqh.
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>>64704959
>all dat detail
Dear lord
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>>64705501
Zen Pencils is yet another dogshit webcomic drawn by a whiny faggot.
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>>64704267
>implying kikerberg wasn't a fucking chad
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I had an entire row of the 501st club behind me,the entire movie was filled with them woooing,crying and clapping like it was the greatest thing they have ever experienced in there lives.

And here I was sitting there trying to sink in all the "what the fuck whys"they did in the movie
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>>64705574
Welcome to 40k,will you choose loyalty to the Emperor or get BLAMed like the rest of the heretics?
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>>64702014
American I take it?
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>A tranny, an asian, a nu-male, a black guy

HOW PROGRESSIVE
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>>64704735
I'm surprised they made the female storm trooper captain such a selfish pussy that she would get their death star blown up out of self preservation.
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>>64705976
what is a Nu-Male exactly? can you explain im genuinely confused and google provides nothing
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>>64708241
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>>64701805
>Trying to talk shit on others when your world view consists of little more than chess pieces.
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>>64708359
much appreciated
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>>64708359
Seriously what's with people with this look and premature balding? Is it confirmation bias or do most per-maturely balding males turn to this look?

Feels good as fuck having hair.
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>>64704816
I think the idea is that he realizes he was wrong and writes a manifesto about it.
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>>64704990
>hating on TPM
go back to reddit
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>Sitting between your wife and her boyfriend

What a shitlord.
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>>64708359
Why the fuck are beard and glasses on there? A beard is a manly thing and glasses are for anyone. You think I'm gonna shave and wear some gay fucking contacts to appease to your faggot permavirgin asses? How about I curbstomp you instead you cumchugging niggers. You can tell that shit was written by some wispy faced /v/edditor.
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>>64709226
Hello reddit
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>>64709269
Found the kid who can't grow a beard. Tell me /v/edditor how many guys with beards laughed at you in your gaymergate chatroom that you had to start crying about men with beards?

Video game journalism is not a real thing.
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>>64709226
If you're this insecure about a fucking picture then you don't even deserve to have a beard, you disgusting nu-male.

Either remove it or accept your nu-male status.
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>>64709226
Calm down before I slap your shit four eyes
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>>64709370
lel fuck you my beard is glorious and both of the bitches I'm currently fucking love it, go shave your pussy you tranny faggot.
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>>64709226
dont ever fucking respond to me again unless youre contributing to the thread
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Mel Gibson has a beard and he's the most non nu-male manly man in the world. That picture is retarded and you should be ashamed for reposting it.
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>>64709226
>beards r le epikk XD
>>>/reddit/
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>>64709226
here we see the incredibly worthless male cling to his only perceived redeeming aesthetic feature, the beard, if it were to become criticized or seen as a negative trait in any way he would be absolutely devastated and left with 0 self-esteem, watch as he fights to his last breathe to hold on to his last shred of dignity
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>>64701683
What was there to cry about?
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>I don't like your facial accessories so you're a male feminist
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>>64709488
>handsome with a career
>clean shaven
>loses career because of jews
>grows nasty ass beard

Also stop samefagging
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I always felt like "hoping to resolve the problem with a blockade of deadly battleships" was supposed to be funny, like damn what an overreaction

"Hey guys we don't really like this whole tax th-"
"Ok well here's a BLOCKADE OF DEADLY BATTLESHIPS YOU FUCKS"
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>>64709226
>Nick Offerman
>not a nu-male
confirmed for never watching anything he's in other than Parks and Rec. Ron Swanson is satire
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>>64709530
Never said that. Cry more pussy.

>>64709558
Go play a video game faggot. I have to get in the shower and get ready to go watch sports then fuck one of my girlfriends anyway.
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>>64709604

Confirmed for retarded kike sympathizing secret tumblrina.
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>>64709626
Women who like guys with beards are usually fat smelly chicks
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>>64701683
Literally the only person that believes Greedo shot first is George Lucas
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>>64704172
>>64704267
You look like you have a problem.
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>>64701683
I almost got a bit teary when the theme blared and the opening crawl started, took me back to the first time I watched Star Wars and the whole anticipation about what the fuck this was going to be about.

Then captain clanky showed up, Kylo Ren taking off his mask, the whole rant by Rey telling Finn she is a big strong woman and don't need no nigga holding her hand just left me sporting a sneer on my face that lasted the rest of the movie, the 10 minute drive back home and the subsequent 4 hours posting my opinions about the film on /tv/.
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>>64701683
No. The most emotional I saw anyone get was my dad. He called Kylo an ugly faggot after bitching about Han's death
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>>64709922
based dad. Is his favourite author Tom Clancy?
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