can we all appreciate the fact that R2-D2 could lay this fucking

I agree with your gf but I like R2 way more. My wife's son is bonkers for BB-8. His dad beat the shit out of me after I bought him an R2 toy.

BB-8 had more personality and was more likeable than most of the human characters from the prequel trilogy and he was a fucking robot.

give him fucking props for being an actually decent character instead of looking for reasons to shit on him.

that aside, yeah R2 is also a great character

>brother said he thinks orange works better for a utility droid than blue
>whacked him

It's just one of those things you need to do

>>64695282
>R2-D2 = Reddit

>BB-8 = 4chan

>>64695308
>my wife's son
/tv/ really does have the best memes

BB-8 and R2-D2 make such a great couple it's almost inevitable that C3-PO is gonna get cucked at some point

>>64695282

BB-8 has a much better design as an atromech for nimbly maneuvering through a star ship in the event of a technical malfunction.

BB-8 is fast as fuck, I mean what is R2's top speeds not including the prequels Jetpack.

It's not even a fair race.

>>64695282
R2 has been cute for 40 years. That's staying power. When I think about TFA I forget BB8's a character.

>>64695396
what a shame. 4chan = shame, i guess.

>>64695282
you really don't deserve to have a gf, you stawarsfaggot

>>64695639
Ooh watch out guys, a tough guy just entered the thread

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>>64695639

>>64695463
Bro, R2 can fucking FLY around, as seen in the prequels. He has ultimate maneuverability.

>>64695741
Yeah but we took like five films to figure that out, maybe BB-8 can fly too

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BB-8 could easily escape and outrun R2, he's so fucking quick

Not to mention he'd just bounce down stairs in a rush whereas R2 has to slow down to navigate them

no idea how BB-8 gets UP stairs, though

>>64695308
>My wife's son

every time

>>64695463
R2D2 is designed to stick to the hulls of space ships and repair damage, even during combat. BB-8 is a fucking ball that has no purpose whatsoever until someone writes a book about it's lesbian adventures.

>>64695830
BB-8 doesn't have a tazer. R2 does. Checkm8, Babby8fags

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>>64695308
>my wife's son

BB-8 is just a cheap R2 knockoff anyway. Its design is literally just:
>hmm, let's have an R2 clone, but slightly different so we can mooch more money off of figurines
>besides, gotta have pottery y'know ;^)
>alright, how about we just put R2's head on a football, and then color it orange
>GENIUS!

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>>64695282
That's because R2-D2 is just a bin on wheels, whilst BB-8 actually has a personality.

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>>64695917
>R2D2 is designed to stick to the hulls of space ships and repair damage, even during combat. BB-8 is a fucking ball that has no purpose whatsoever until someone writes a book about it's lesbian adventures.
R2 wasn't designed to do that for 20 fucking years and you know it. In the OT the only thing it's clear R2 is designed to do is:
a) rape computer ports
b) sit in a purpose built little hole in an X-wing

>>64695951
>BB-8 doesn't have a tazer.
what

>>64695951
>BB-8 literally attempts to tazer Finn on the falcon

>>64696016
He does tazer him on Jakku

>>64695996
Its a basketball, footballs arent spheres

>>64695282
Did anyone else feel that BB-8 was aesthetically misplace and inserted just to sell toys for Disney?

>>64697579
Not particularly.

I wish they added a new tall robot into the cast as well. Maybe one with an extremely alpha personality.

>>64697579
No, shut up

>>64695282
>can we all appreciate the fact that R2-D2 could lay this fucking ball cunt thing over the table and ravage its storage slot in 2 fuckung seconds if he wanted to
Sounds hot

>>64697644
touchy

>>64695455
He's moved on probably.

Probably having the time of his life participating in gay protocol droid orgies.

>>64695396
>reddit
R2-D2

>tumblr
BB-8

>4chan
C-3PO

>>64697764
4chan is gay and uptight?

>>64697868
yeah

>>64697868
More like they pull their cock out on their baseball card.

>>64696001
>r2d2 doesn't have personality
>bb8 does

Wrong: the post

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>>64697764
Sadly accurate