Ya see that dingus right there? Yea... That's me. Being harrassed by the paps and about to get my tongue burnt.
How'd I get here? To answer that we have to go way back...
It all started when I visited my friend bill Cosby at his gang's arcade the previous night....
>You see that Swedish hunk right there? Well, that's me on the right. You're probably wondering how I ended up playing a game of chess against Death itself.
>Let's just say Risk wasn't an option.
It's even better to half ass it.
>smiling for some reason
Gets me every time
>So... you are probably wondering how i ended up like this.
>To answer this we have to go back a few months.
>You see, one day this little girl tried to kiss me on the job. And boy... did that lead to a lot of trouble.
>It ain't me starts playing.
>So, you are probably wondering how I ended up DAMAGED like that
>let's go back, mom's gonna freak