What went wrong?

Not enough Blackbeard screentime.

>>64691926
FORCE THAT MEME
FORCE IT

Roon-Roon didn't get her tits out in this one.

>>64691926

Literally every decision made was the wrong one.

>>64691988
this

>>64691926
>not heartily enjoying several viewings of the peter pan prequel

go back to reddit

Nothing really. Maybe more Huge Jackedman but that's about it.

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>mfw this shit is already getting deleted by the mods

Not enough Nirvana songs.

>>64692049

>The prequels
>Pan

I'm waiting for the day this board becomes contrarian enough to start defending Fant4stic

>>64692077
Does HotPockets really think he can stop this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
Need more of this

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Was a prequel to Peter Pan even necessary? Also, superior Pan movie coming through.

>>64692104
No, what we really need is more of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J111MX4IcJk

>>64691954
This.

Why the fuck are people asking "what went wrong" when no one here gives a shit about Peter Pan anyway

>>64692104
>need more of literally the worst thing to ever happen

fuck this movie

>>64691926
The first act had pacing probems, and some subpar acting and bad characters. The nuns being pure evil just did not seem to fit. Too obvious IMO. 2nd act was ok, could have had more development of Neverland world, how it works. 3rd act was amazing tbqh. The whole Faerie kingdom battle with the ships was great.

Also having them all sing that Nirvana song was horrendous. Completely takes you out of the movie.

Hooks character was poorly acted as well.

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...Nevermind

>>64691926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nka3167VENI

>>64692098
The fire rises

>>64692130
>>64692104
It's just so distracting and atmosphere breaking. The movie look bad but this is on another level

It would be like the first order started rapping Eminem in the middle of TFA.

>>64692198
was this some kind of like moulin rouge style musical? I don't understand why they thought they could pull this off

>>64691926
The Crocodile wasnt as cool or menacing as it should have been

>>64692104
>NEEEEEEEIIL TO THE KING!

Wait who is Neil again?

>>64691926

Probably should have had a different director

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>>64692242
>It's just so distracting and atmosphere breaking.

>>64691926

Tumblrinas wanted to kill Roon-Roon.

On a more serious note, the movie just didn't appeal to anyone.

>>64692242
>inb4 star wars edited Eminem lyrics

>>64691926
It tried to do the bullshit A Knight's Tale did but shat the bed.

I FEEL STUPID

>*record scratches*

Hello, hello, hello, how low... KNEEL.

Someone explain this record scratches meme

This needs a Plinkett review desu senpai

>>64692455
Every narrated movie has this somewhere in the narrative and /tv/ is so fed up with it that we have decided to meme it to death until writers never push this trope ever again

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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>64692104

Now I understand why Kurt Cobain killed himself.

>>64691926
It was based on a tired old book that nobody really cares about anymore.

>>64692642
>Every narrated movie has this somewhere in the narrative
Not even close.

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>*record scratches*
Whoa, wait! Hold on a minute! I bet you're wondering how we got here.
See that skinny kid about to take a big dive? Yep, that's me. But to find out how we got here in Canada, we're gonna have to go all the way back to the start. Play the music!
>Somebody once told me starts playing

>>64691926
>What went wrong?
The movie ends with Peter throwing faeries at blackbeard rather than hook coming into his own as a full on pirate and killing him in a well choreographed sword fight.

>>64693479
Courtney did it but yeah

it's not the story that should have been told
hook and peter should have killed blackbeard within the first half hour or 45 minutes while the rest of the film is about how hook went from being a pretty cool guy to the asshole pirate he was and should have ended with peter cutting off his hand for the crocodile to eat

>>64694459

But it has to be an epic trilogy anon, nothing can ever be resolved in its own movie.

>>64694362

>The movie ends with Peter throwing faeries at blackbeard

Now I'm imagining one of those scenes in fist-fights where a guy throws dirt or sand into the other guys eyes but it's a bunch of Tinkerbells instead.

>>64691926
THIS IS A RARE CASE OF EVERYTHING

>>64694515
>Now I'm imagining one of those scenes in fist-fights where a guy throws dirt or sand into the other guys eyes but it's a bunch of Tinkerbells instead.
That is almost exactly what happened

>>64694575

I might need to watch this for the stupid factor.

I knew this would be something special when someone thought it would be a good idea to give Joe Wright a bazillion dollars to do a big summer tentpole. Who looks at Atonement and Hanna and thinks they're going to get anything other then something fucked-up and insane?

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>>64691926
This was my favorite part tbqh

>>64693680
Name 4 narrated kinos where it doesn't happen

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>>64694690
This was my least favorite part...

>>64692382
>Uh, could the real Darth Vader please stand up?

>>64691926
Not enough Nirvana songs.

>>64694837
>kylo ren stands up
>we've got a problem here

>>64694782
>>64694782
That is uncomfortably bad. Somebody actually looked at this scene and went "yup, this looks good put it in the movie"

studio execs greenlighted it. it was all downhill from there

>>64691926
Too much Pandering to the reddit audience
Main villain looks like a Panda with that makeup

>>64692780
Heil!

>>64695458
That's a nice reddit joke

>>64696176
that's a nice reddit response

>>64694367

Yes well I do agree that Courtney is a fucking psychopath who coerced and manipulated him into it.

>>64691926
it was too mature for a kid's movie

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>>64691926
not enough origami