What scenes have been ruined thanks to /tv/?
>>64691206
if anything it made it way funnier
>>64691206
the interracial breeding ground scene in TFA
fuckers spoiled the entire thing for me
>>64691294
>ruined
/tv/ has managed to turn that shit scene into a work of art
>>64691233
What?
>>64691206
IMAGINE
>>64691206
it made it funnier
Is someone going to post the pasta? I would but I'm on my laptop.
>>64691294
Tell me about Buzz. Why does he wear the helmet?
>>64691866
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I was taking a break from /tv to avoid spoilers and clicked, without intent, in the speed dial or wrote the addres on the navigator, something like that, and saw this pic
shit
>>64691907
It's not a spoiler.. the man is in the credits and showed up on the red carpet.
TFA is a basic hero's journey, there isn't anything to spoil. Nearly all the depth to Star Wars is post-hoc fan-service, the movies themselves are children's movies.
TOSTITO
Not ruined, but enhanced. Turned into something beautiful.
It's treason, then.
>>64691906
Copypasta or samefagging? Either way, I have a cure for your stuttering problem, anon.
>>64692025
lol why does the headsman cringe and jump back like he was scared of the decapitated head?
>>64692051
>blood spraying
>white robes
>>64691906
Every time.
>>64692025
I was merely providing the copypasta.
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.
>>64691661
did you even watch the movie
>>64692207
Do you do everything your imaginary friend tells you to? Lack of good taste is no excuse, junior.
>>64691206
The Sheev vs. Mace Windu fight in Episode III
Sheev in general
The plane scene
>>64692354
The Billy Batts scene in Goodfellas
>>64692354
>>64691906
>And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down,
Every fucking time
>>64691206
>TDKR Plane scene
>Pretty much every Marky Mark movie other than shooter
>It's treason scen from RotS
>the ending of terminator 2
>>64691906
>>64691206
As a kid I found this scene awkward to watch. It was one of the first times I'd seen a woman undressing and dancing "sexily" but I felt ashamed at the sight of her. Disgusted even.
I mean, imagine being Arnold?
>>64691206
Mace Windu vs Sheev
Anything involving Sheev Palpatine.
LOOKS
>>64692025
>dat moonwalk
based hangman
>>64695093
I got to see her tits in Trading Places as a kid. I somehow knew this was somebody else's idea of sexy and not for every body.
>>64695118
>that body
>that bra
>highleg panties
Are we supposed to sympathize with the pasta? Because goddamn.
>>64693019
How is it even possible to have a negative ass? This scene defies fucking physics
>>64691906
Thank you
>>64692025
You gotta hand it to him, that was a pretty good stroke. One handed and clean through.
I would have trouble doing that two handed.
>>64695390
Don't worry, god loves all of his creatures, even those who couldn't spot a great pair of tits if it slapped them in their faces.
>>64692025
fuck muslims.
>>64695420
spotted the faggot