I like this movie though, it's a guilty pleasure

When the fuck is it gonna be on HBO? Or is it on Cinemax?

>>64688531
So how bad is this movie? I actually downloaded it, but haven;t gotten around to watching it.

>>64688531
it is a sumptuous visual feast

>>64688531
I didn't like it persay but the villian was neat. Ny dad thought ge was the same guy as khylo ren however lol

>>64688589
Look forward to how pretty the world is instead of the numerous plot holes and shit acting.

Doesn't Channing Tatum play the wolfman in this movie?

>>64688531
maybe tv could be persuaded to think this a quality flick through sheer contrarianism

but wachowskis are an obstacle

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>>64688531
Looks like Dennis

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>>64689089
I giggled

>>64688531
9/10 setting
9/10 plot
2/10 execution

Everything in that movie was great except channing tattum and mila kunis. Their acting and character interaction was like watching two moldy pieces of bread try to crawl at each other and awkwardly make out. ICREATELIFE!!!!111! was also kind of dumb. crazy people do scream suddenly but screaming suddenly doesn't make you crazy.

What a waste of a setting. It was so interesting and imaginative.

It was a piece of shit. The battle scenes were horrible, you couldn't figure out what was happening, just a mess. Shit acting too. Redmayne was a fucking turd.

>>64689520
Yes, why did they pick Mila Kunis? Olivia Thrilby would've been a better and cheaper alternative. She can act too. I really wanted to like that movie, and I did, but I had to switch my brain off a few times. The wings were nice though.

>>64688531
It's hilarious, but because its so bad.
Watched it drunk at the theater and was laughing my ass off with my mate.
The real question is, was it supposed to be a B-movie?

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>>64688531

Best unintentional camp masterpiece in years.

I wanted more scenes with Eddie and the brother doing his best Michael Sheen impression.

>>64689520
>9/10 plot
lol no.

>>64688531
It's the kind of movie that will live on as a cult classic. Has a lot going for it, but has a bunch of fatal flaws that keep it from being great and the only way to really enjoy it is on an ironic level.

It's a modern day David Lynch's Dune basically.

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>>64692076
I swear, he's probably the only person in the movie that's having fun with it.

>>64688531

Jupiter Ascending is textbook perfect guilty pleasure tier.

I put it right up there next to Chronicles of Riddick as good old fashioned comfy home theater food.

>>64688589
It was a lot better than I anticipated. Despite everyone making fun of Rednayne he's actually pretty great. Really disappointing movie because it had some really great things but bleh execution.

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>>64692076

I wonder if good actors sometimes intentionally star in garbage as their way of taking a vacation.

>>64692267
Probably. They don't have to work as hard and just get to have fun hamming it up all while getting paid for it too.

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>>64688531
Utter shit.
Fan fiction for a fat disgusting permavirgin skank.
Utter Utter shit, worst 30 minutes of my life so far.

>>64692267
At the time, they probably thought they were doing something good, like nazi germany.

>>64688589
Delete it.
Just fucking delete it.

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>>64689520

2/10 setting
>A city in america then space narnia.

0/10 plot
>Flying rollerblading werewolf mercenary, saves girl who doesn't know she is a secret queen.

0/10 Execution
>Dogshit pure dogshit

5/10 Visuals
>Occasional nice use of lens flare

>>64688531

I found it more entertaining than both 2015 Marvel movies and Force Awakens. .

Mostly because it isn't more cookie cutter by numbers recycled shit.

Yeah it's not some great classic and it's kind of a mess, but its a fun watch if you know what it is going in.

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>>64689520
>Everything in that movie was great except channing tattum and mila kunis

Most of the rest of the cast were British, should have had to Brit actors in the leads. Channing Tatum is the reason I haven't bothered to watch it.

I didn't make it past 15 minutes. It was so terrible. The pew pew laser weapons, the terrible acting, Redmayne's fucking TERRIBLE voice.

I couldn't keep watching it. I turned it off faster than the new Shannara Chronicles, where I only managed 20 minutes before it activated my gag reflex

>>64688589
Be prepared to fuck around with the volume, the main villain whispers throughout the entire thing compared to everyone else