Why don't you go to the living room /tv/? Your parents miss you

My parents interrogate me about being 20 years old with no friends and sitting in the basement all day. I try not to talk to them as much now.

>>64683882
It's just awkward, I don't belong there.

>>64683882
I do a weekly meme presentation for my parents so they can relate to me

>>64683882
because they watch boring british quaint tv or british crime shows which are boring as fuck.

>>64684801
>haha well as you can see mum and dad this is a place called FOURCHAN where all the greatest memesters go for the dankest of memes. Sometimes we get a little too rambunctious and call them Epic may mays hahahaha. Isnt that just hilarious?? :^)

>>64684843
they keep telling me to take my podium back to my room, but i try to leave it there all week until the next presentation day

>>64684698
Yeah you do it's your parents

>>64683882
I'm 63 years old you cunt.

because i'm a fat pussy

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>>64684903
You mean your lectern?

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>>64685390
>>64685369
is this one of those Berenstain things?

>>64685369
>>64685390
What a homosexual thing to get autistic over.

because I haven't had two parents in the same household since I was 7

>>64685456
4 here, iktf

>>64685456
Your mom's boyfriend doesn't make you call him dad?

>>64685560
she hasn't been with anyone for 15 years

Jokes on you I've taken over the living room and kicked my parents out of there.

>>64685447
Are you retarded?

>>64685595
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