This will be the year he puts his life back together:
>treats his fans nicely
>gets a good work schedule
>creates 1 quality video per week
>brings back "Rebuary"
>no more sodas
>cuts his hair
>loses the bags under his eyes
It's gonna be great!
He has fallen too deep, there will be no return
Not even joking, I think he's mentally broken. There's been way too many little things piling up over the years that are just weird, like the dog twitter. His flip outs in his streams prove he's too far to have any fun.
I know man, I know, I've been following him since Brad Jones did a first collab with him, but then I stopped around the twitter rape saga, hes just bitches and moans all the time
spoony lost it
he's months and months behind on his patreon rewards, his pledges are dwindling, there's a shitton of angry comments on his patreon page over all of the deadlines he missed, he's barely releasing any reviews at all, he's sending hundreds of tweets a day, he flips out on his fans during his streams (one of the few things he actually does) over insignificant shit, he has to do a movie because of that patreon reward when he can't even release weekly content, april is complaining about how they're struggling to make ends meet, and he's still bipolar
and this is all after he promised that he would stop going on twitter and focus on content over a year ago
>or he bounces back up.
Has there been anything about his personality that would suggest he's capable of doing that? Every time he just gets worse. He doesn't have a "bounce back" mindset. He's a bipolar alcoholic turbo nerd.
I don't understand why he doesn't do those 2/3 hour vlog reviews of films he's just watched. They take no fucking prep time, and it's just him and April on the sofa chatting shit. He could easily knock one out a month if there's a suitable movie, and would actually make it look like he's doing some fucking work.
I'm guessing it's because people bitched they were so long, so now he does nothing except play games, shout at people giving him advice, and ban people with the username Mexicanghost.
They were always long but they kept getting longer and longer. Weren't his recent ones like 2.5 hours long or something?
All that nigga needs to do is just rant on cam, and then edit it down to 30 minutes.
Also that format is better for podcasts but whatevs.
Oh god, I forgot how much better Miles was in those. It's almost as if he actually paid attention to the film and applied logic to what he'd just seen.
Spoony and April somehow always bring up some imaginary plot hole that ruined the film for them, despite there being usually being a good chunk of exposition in the film explaining away exactly what they're fucking complaining about.
I sent Noah an email a year ago saying he should do a podcast series with Miles about movies. They just watch movies/trailers and bullshit about them. Simple, easy, etc.
I have to admit I haven't seen much of Brad's reviews. The only real ones of his I've seen are those midnight screening videos where they're sat in the car after viewing a film.
The ones I've watched are pretty entertaining, have they gone downhill now?
It's really insane how he does nothing now. They are barely hanging on and now he's switched ENTIRELY to being a streamer. He thinks this is "content".
And he's AWFUL at it.
You can tell he hates his fans and his job.
Remember when AVGN and Nostalgia Critic were in some anime?
This still baffles me to this day. It's so strange to think Japan even knows who they are. Best explanation I can think of is that someone was going through Google Images for images to use as references.
Cause I think even he realized how bad they make him look.
The only one I remember remaining (cause someone else recorded it) was one where he's telling his fans to convince him to like Cabin in the Woods. Now granted I'm not a big fan of the movie myself, but he actually gets to the point where he says something like "Everything I say is right" and he kicks someone who said they disliked a movie he dislikes.
I do remember one line about "what about your creepy parted at the front serial killer hair?" That someone said to him in the chat which was pretty funny, but he just grabbed it and replied "this? Gorgeous."
Probably the only time I've ever seen him reference the long hair when somebody's negatively brought it up.
No, it was some streaming site. I can't remember the name of it. It had a semi-regular video stream where Noah would engage in a chat. He never posted it to his site, so I never knew about it when it was up. I think the site is now defunct.
the one I saw had Noah bashing the Zelda games as tired and just making the same game over and over again.
That reminds me. there was some other group of reviewers who /tv/ kept talking about last year. Their vids got like 50 views. They even made a documentary for themselves. Looks like they invested too much in themselves and think they'd hit it big if they kept it up.
It wasn't one guy, it was a team of people. I just kind of looked at their channel once or twice, never actually watched their vids.
None of their vids got more than 300 views. Apparently their leader had invested a lot into this.
What made you lose all respect for AVGN?
For me it was the Lloyd Kaufmann video and the movie.
Especially the movie.
They still make shit
>Badass Beard – Very much so.
>Big Beautiful Man - 6'4", stocky, and an imposing presence when put up against...well, almost anyone else.
>Cultured Badass – Going by appearances, and his manner of speech, he is this. The Creepy One could be best described as what might happen if the host of Masterpiece Theater became a Hell's Angel.
>Dark Is Not Evil - Looks like something between a Goth and a Badass Biker, but is in fact a reasonable and level-headed reviewer.
>Long-Haired Pretty Boy – Subverted. He's a bit too rough to fit the archetype. He fits better into the Bara Genre category.
>Mr. Fanservice - for the Bear crowd. He's a Big Beautiful Man, tall and stocky, with a penchant for reviewing certain things in his underwear, Cool Hat, and shades.
>Nerds Are Virgins – Was subjected to this trope throughout high school. In reality, he'd solved that little problem via a technicality, but couldn't be bothered to inform anyone.
>If the rumors about his love life are any indication, he's done things that most guys would shoot their own mothers to experience.
>Urban Legend Love Life – This plagued him while he worked for a certain retail chain.
MANIC EXPRESSION POWER RANKINGS
'GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT' TIER
FanFic Critic, Moviefan12, The Cartoon Hero, Timdiana, The Hardcore Kid
'JESUS CHRIST, STOP FUCKING SHOUTING ALL THE TIME FOR FUCK'S SAKE' TIER
'JESUS CHRIST HOW ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING' TIER
That Long-Haired Creepy Guy, ParadiseandFaries, Madhog thy Master
yeesh, maybe those tow handsome fellas would have a better go at it on the radio.
His first couple AVGN episodes coming back from the movie made me think he was just rusty and just needed to get back into the flow of things. But things got worse and worse and since that piece of shit movie the episodes have been 100% dogshit. You can tell his hearts not in it. He doesn't care about the games, he doesn't do anything too creative with them, and he is vulgar just to be vulgar (whereas the early AVGN was actually more realistic nerd rage)
At 2500 April say they are barely surviving. Noah's video out puts are getting less and less. The reviewers who focus on 20-40 year old man child interests is dying in general since these fans aren't going to stick around forever.
Do you really think this patreon is going to last forever? That we'll see 65 year old Noah and his kids talk about some Holo-movie they just downloaded to their brains via Valve's new Mind-direct service?
Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle was probably the turning point where he went from good to awful. He barely talks about the games, focusing entirely on stupid sketch comedy. It's clear he did zero research on the series and knew nothing about them and did not care, the games were just an excuse for dumb fight scenes.
After that, he did stuff like ROB The Robot (which is just him fighting a toy robot) and the Kaufman episode (which could have been really interesting, but it's just Kaufman trying too hard).
He's had some alright stuff since, but it's just never as good as his old stuff. I thought his "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde The Game The Movie" video was good and he should continue with that, but even there, Mega64 did it better with their "Friday the 13th the Game the Movie."
I didn't save it, it's in previous Spoony threads if you care. But she said they are just scraping by with what they have.
Remember, these idiots bought a 300,000 house and got a mortage. If they rented a modest apartment they would be fine.
Even though he's lost like 4k worth of Patreon support he needs to lose enough to make him realise that hes been a lazy cunt and needs to make worthwhile content so people actually give a shit about him.
Not fucking Let's Plays and wrestling videos that nobody gives a fuck about.
what is this rabbit hole you shown have me
>name came from the founder's book series
>be an indie author too, check this authorbro's book out
>it has 2 stars on amazon
>mostly because of a 1 star review some sperg left because the us postal service fucked them on shipping
>mfw amazon would have pulled this in a heartbeat if the author gave a shit enough to complain to about it once
>mfw when the book has a ~2,000,000 sales ranking, meaning it has never sold more than 20 copies
>and this is the namesake of his channel
just getting into the doc now but this guy has got to be the most self-absorbed asshole I've ever seen. hes so lost in the world of himself that hes barely a functional human being. Love seeing a different flavor of lolcow like this instead of the traditional raging autist
At least Spoony will never be a bigger egotistical piece of shit like this guy.
>For me it was the Lloyd Kaufmann video
It was a bad video, but I'm pretty sure James said it was all improv, and it's not really Jame's fault if Lloyd is bad at improv. I doubt he had time to write a script for it.
>Implying that's 1/10th the ego that is this schmuck.
Seriously most of TGWTG crew was okay. Sure Joe was a dumbass, Lindsey was a femnazi and TJ shoved a banana up his ass but at least none were as pretentious or as ignorant as fucking Doug Walker.
Maybe he'll finally go to rehab this year
But that would mean people have to care enough for him to do an intervention..
So I guess we'll have to wait till 2017 and beyond, indefinitely.
>Been around since 2008
>Enough money to buy a house
>Still "scraping by."debt free
>"Fading fast" as you put it
Yeah okay I'm sure 6 months from now we're all going to be going spoony who?
Don't Miles and April care about him?
Nah, April is waiting to inherit all the sweet loot he'll drop and Miles would just be just glad that Noah is crashing on God's couch from then on instead of his ..did I say God's couch? I meant the Devil's
Angry Joe should be a D-Lister but thanks to ingratiating himself with the new guard, he's managed to stay in both camps (somehow).
The thing is Spoony USED to be the A-List, he's been doing this internet entertainment shit longer than most of these guys and he's always gonna be known by all these other e-celebs simply because he was here first, but his popularity's nothing like it used to be.
I'm awaiting Miles' solution to this problem
>Spoony USED to be the A-List
That's not true. At his height he was very popular among the nerd types. But he was never an A lister. He has 100,000 subscribers. I doubt that he was much higher than that in the past.
Dodger has 500,000 subscribers and she's borderline irrelevant.
Angry Joe has 2.3 million subscribers.
There's also TONS of e-celebs taht 4chan doesn't care about because they don't focus on the nerd topics. They're not our demographic.
Just because someone is well known around here, doesn't mean they're really big.
Everyone on /v/ gives him a lot of shit, but he was pretty much a nobody before he got on the YouTube train.
He stayed committed to his channel by making quality content consistently.
Deserves a lot more respect than Spoony does.
Let's Plays are not meaningful content anon, especially from Spoony who became popular because of his reviews (hasn't made one for fucking ever)
On top of LPs Joe gets out 30 - 40 minute reviews with costumes, high quality editing, skits (which are hit and miss) only a few days after the game is released.
He also reviews movies and does interviews.
I don't even watch him anymore, but you have to appreciate his dedication.
>People new to the world of Manic Expression
Decko Shado is using a retarded girl (as in actually retarded) for shelter and money, and he hates everything to do with her (there's a video with her and he looks SO angry).
He's also the one probably posting about ME since he's a shitter like that.
Have you seen Spoony's LP's?
I disagree that LP's aren't meaningful: they can be and they can really add to your channel (both in terms of views and goodwill). Look at BASED Mike doing his Cinemassacre streams: he answers questions, talks about behind the scenes stuff, talks about films/games, he's really likeable and it's all set against him playing some NES game.
Meanwhile Spoony sits around, threatening the few dedicated fans he gets, plays in pretty much silence except for a few "thinking out loud" parts where he's figuring out puzzles and it's that ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
His LP's are doing more damage to his channel than he realises.
Honestly, I'm sure it's on his YT channel somewhere. I'll give it a quick peruse.
That sounds familiar, she's yelling in the background and he looks so fucking DONE with her.
The only LP I've ever really enjoyed was the Research Indicates one for Tresspasser. He doesn't overreact, knows almost everything there is to know about the game and shows everything. This is how LPs should be, not overacting retards screaming into their mics.
>there's a shitton of angry comments on his patreon page
since he stopped allowing comments on his website and youtube it's the only official place of his to see proper criticism, there are also lots of "but he is bipolar!" people
>Noah plays Bioshock Infinite a few days ago
>/tv/ asks him when his movie is done and other inane questions
>Noah is smart and ignores the chat
>it clearly angers him as he turns the chat off though
>abruptly ends the stream soon after starting it
>he never uploaded it to his page
Why does anyone care about this guy? He hasn't been relevant in years, barely even makes videos, is constantly whiny and miserable about EVERYTHING and does nothing but shit on his own fans.
This guy doesn't deserve attention or a following. If you want to be a fan of a guy for being an asshole, go worship DSP. At least he puts out content.
It's actually pretty crazy anon there's this site kinda on the down low called youtube there you can find all kinds of angryjoe content just don't go spreading it around cause before ya know the site will be drowning in newfags.
I'll probably delete this post but here's proof man, crazy I know. . .
haha no, he's wormtongue
His videos were originally about things he cared about and wanted to talk about or bitch. Media from his childhood mostly.
He ran out of that material years ago. He is just running on inertia to pay his bills.
He looked like he had a social life outside of the internet. Like he had something going for himself and made videos in his spare time
Now he locks himself away all depressed.. playing meaningless games, immersing himself in having no life. I don't think he'll ever be able to fix himself, he's too far gone
He's gonna get you and your lass,
hes gonna rape jesuotaku in her ass,
he'd rather play, FF8,than take his bi polar medicine again
he's the wrestlemania autist,
he's the donate to my patreon or I'll starve wrestlemania man
I don't know what his situation is with her, I bailed when he left yt the first time around
This was when he was doing the Phantasmagoria series. I still occasionally click on some of his stuff but.. it's just too depressing. It's like watching a cheesy 70's movie matinee on a Sunday and it's beautiful out. That kind of sick feeling you get deep down when you know you're reaching an all time low. If he's got a gf it doesn't look like it made any kind of an impact
wow reading the comments on their patreon page, so much vitriol for Spoony and April and yet they continue to do nothing except put out their hat in front of them and plug their ears. I think I am almost starting to feel bad for them because someone really does have to be mentally ill to be fucking up something that should be so easy. Come on you two, do something,, anything, you're going to lose your house for fuck's sake!
my life was shitty years ago and these people gave me good laughs when I needed them. I am frustrated that he doesn't seem to be trying but don't want to see anyone lose their home.
These people are untalented failures. If they had talent, they would make something original. Instead they are parasites, just offering commentary and jokes on other people's media.
Did anyone EVER grab a recording of the video that had Spoony and his ginger cow GF in it after he won some idiotic internet award? He deleted it almost instantly because of the backlash and I never saw a mirror anywhere.
Well fuck, I was getting ready to gloat because I hate neo Spoony but it's actually totally god damn depressing because him being a fuck up is clearly emotionally hurting that poor girl and now I feel bad.
>refuse to pay for movies, pirate everything instead
>gladly pay some dipshit's bills so they can sit around and make random observations about the movies when they feel like it
top kek this generation is retarded
It was a little sad until I read her last comments.
>Poor as shit
>Gotta buy all this useless merch because I'm a nerd
>SO MUCH MERCH
Lost all sympathy there, not that I had much to begin with considering they're getting basically money for doing barely anything and bought a house they couldn't afford.
sounds like she's working. says she has a part time job and working really hard with her etsy shop, though it's not things I'd ever buy. It's spoony who's sitting around all day doing nothing yet she feels she's not pulling her weight enough.
I don't know what is worse
>The pathetic failed at life scumbag known as spoony
>The pathetic people who actually keep track of his failure of a life
Her etsy is shitty jewelry, buttons and perfume, this is the kind of thing a person with a full time job would have as a hobby. I could find five 30-40 year old women at a flea market selling the same kind of shit on a given Saturday.
A part time job is better than nothing at least, but it doesn't justify frivolous spending.
>he set up the camera for this
>he got naked for this
>he put the footage of this on his computer
>he spent time editing it
>he thought this is entertaining
>he thought this was funny
>he thought people would want to see this
let that sink in.
Buy one of those caffeine roll-on sticks.
They even make ones specifically for men so you don't have to feel embarrassed.
The women's ones are better since some of them contain concealer.
>Was subjected to this trope throughout high school. In reality, he'd solved that little problem via a technicality, but couldn't be bothered to inform anyone.
Is he pulling some Bill Cosby shit?
>Year of the Spoony
And what a shit year it will be.
The idea itself isn't awful. I think it's kind of creative for Spoony to make a video pitch and send it to Fallon's producers privately. It could be funny, even if there are copyright issues with broadcasting some of it.
Obviously where it falls down is the fact it wasn't private but a public call to arms for his personal army to make him famous, and the desperate expression on his face.
>can't figure out the white balance
>non of his "employees" will tell him how it works just to fuck with him
>buys a new camera
>with YOUR money
>his employees laugh at him behind his back
>and at YOU
I think it actually would be good for Douge and Linkara to see these threads once in a while. Maybe that would put them on the ground again. As it is now, they are delusional beyond saving.
>4 months since a personal vlog (him and April trying market foods)
>8 months since a movie vlog (Avengers Age of Memes)
>8 months since Miles made an appearance (B-Fest reviews)
>10 months since a Spoony Experiment movie review (Massacre at Central High)
>13 months since a Black Hole of Board Games review (Nightmare)
>14 months since he addressed fans on-camera promising to stop using Twitter and make content
>17 months since a Spoony Experiment game review (Big Trouble in Little China)
In 2016, Spoony posted:
>68 Live Wire Videos
>15 Wrestle Wrestle Videos
>15 Counter Monkeys
So, basically, Spoony is a streamer now. He'll (poorly) play games and stream to fans online, while getting annoyed with their presence and post the whole thing unedited online. He may film an unedited rant about wrestling or D&D now and then. Other than that, he's basically dead.
2008-2009 Spoony is gone.
You know how CWC is too lazy to edit out the beginning and endings of his videos, even though it literally takes seconds? Spoony is CWC now. First five plus minutes of his LPs is just nothing happening and when he does start, he doesn't even do something a la "Hey, this is Spoony, welcome to my Live Wire of Gone Homo".
How can you be that fucking lazy? I put more effort in deciding which flavour of bonbons I should get at my convenience store than he does into his motherfucking job.
>In 2016, Spoony posted:
Live Wire Videos
Wrestle Wrestle Videos
That's a lot of content for 10 days though, what's the problem?
It's fucking gross and only fags with tiny dicks who watch tons of porn and never have actual sex think it's anything other than a disgusting hassle.
t. One of the 5% of people posting on 4chan who aren't virgins.
> 2008-2009 Spoony is gone.
I remember finding him through a youtube user's favorites list in 2008 or 9, it was the play through/riff of Phantasmagoria 2. Holy fuck was it good, it really felt like a millenial new media doing the next generation of MST3k. I felt glad to find it at the right time and looked forward to his development.
Boy, how that turned out. Seems to happens to all millenials when they hit their 30s. Either they settle into traditional marriage, or they circle the drain of decadence, where even if they can pay for their living needs their life is a disaster of regret and doubt
I didn't consider myself a virgin and I had that problem for like three years after having sex and still not being able to cum. Then I got a gf I was comfortable around and I was launching loads errywhere. Get a gf brah.
>the reason behind all the problems the board has.
Fuck off with your boogeyman bullshit. I've seen you post this theory before and you've never come up with any logical reason as to how we're the unholy evil that is behind /tv/'s downfall.
>>non of his "employees" will tell him how it works just to fuck with him
Now that you mention it, I wonder why Malcolm has never told Doug how to adjust the white balance? He's a film major and made student films before he worked for Doug, he must know the basics of filmmaking.
It's basically a "Just Fuck My Shit Up" thread but instead of a 'has-been' actor it's a 'never-was' internet persona. Besides /tv/ loves a good spiral into a pit of despair story, even if it's a bottom of the barrel Z-list web reviewer
I don't get Angry Joe, he makes about 70% of his content ranting about gaming journalism and bad business practices. But he sides with Anita, it makes no god damn sense
What these guys do blatantly violates copyright law. They talk over movie or game footage without permission. They claim "fair use" as a trump that covers everything. It's only a defense and for small use of tiny amounts of material for education purposes. These guys are cutting up the best scenes, basically making an abridged version of the movie and then distributing it online for entertainment reasons.
Imagine you slave away making some indie film, and one of these dipshits has the nerve to cut your film down to 30 minutes and talk over it and then distribute it online for free.
It's due to low blood pressure. Or high blood pressure I can't remember.
Get regular sleep, for 8 hours at the same time every night. Next start drinking more water. Like lots more. A lot of time it's caused by dehydration.
>caffeine roll on sticks for eyes
that sounds fucking terrible.
>How delusional is this guy?
This is the same guy who made a twitter for his dog, wrote tweets from said dog's perspective in toddler speak, and used it to flirt with women, asking if they'd be the dog's "mommeh".
Internet Tough Guy to the core.
Does he not realize that flipping out over mild trolling, criticism and questions just invites more? I mean, /tv/ is starting to come into his streams when they see him to riff on him.
I think he deleted the more outrageous flirting posts but the thing is still there. Also he stopped updating it when he got a real waifu.
Back when he hasd stories. The stories were good. Now ti's just him doing theory or just going over one of his books he only half read.
You weren't lying. This is some serial killer shit.
>Does he not realize that flipping out over mild trolling, criticism and questions just invites more?
Seems not, he disabled comments on all of his videos and his livestream chat is usually dead, since you basically can't say anything that won't send him into a rage.
>wow, great game, did you do xyxy?
>so spoony, when's you're next video coming out
Then people just start trolling him till he breaks down and shuts of the stream.
His main twitter account isn't any better, last time I checked he'd post every 5-10 minutes, talking to himself, about comics, his dog and other nonsensical shit
>not trolling Spoony in his streams
I mean they're so fucking boring that there's nothing else to do.
>that time when /tv/ got bored and lurked his stream
>Spoony being an utter cunt to his actual unironic fans (all 200 of them in the stream at the time)
>"DON'T TELL ME HOW TO SOLVE IT, I'M HUNGRY TO USE MY BANHAMMER" etc
>/tv/ starts asking him about his content, why it's shit, etc etc
>he's literally reading the chat and so thin-skinned that he can't help but reply to all the trolling way after it's scrolled up
>suddenly a bunch of people asking about why his brother killed a mexican
>someone posing as the ghost of a Mexican drug dealer
>he tries to reply then goes silent
>didn't even ban me and the other /tv/ cunts becasue he was so defeated
>ends the play through with a "Some people just ruined it for the rest of you, I hope they're happy."
>he's intimidating his viewers
What's laughable is that every single one of his viewers could beat the crap out of him in real life.