Year of the Spoony:

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>>64683184
He has fallen too deep, there will be no return

>>64683184

Is he still beating April?

>>64683309

Not even joking, I think he's mentally broken. There's been way too many little things piling up over the years that are just weird, like the dog twitter. His flip outs in his streams prove he's too far to have any fun.

>>64683347

Wow! Wow, anon, you really had to go there?

Fuck you. Fuck you for even SUGGESTING that.

>>64683380
I know man, I know, I've been following him since Brad Jones did a first collab with him, but then I stopped around the twitter rape saga, hes just bitches and moans all the time

>>64683579

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk5SD-riZWQ

>>64683347
Oh dear god. Is that ACTUALLY all that was said to set him off in this video?
>>64683714

Bahaha.

Does anyone have the video of Spoony where the red dragon appeared?

>>64684562

Yep. Someone in the chat said that he wishes Noah doesn't take out his anger on April and that "his prayers are with her".

>>64683477

The Antwiler doth protest too much.

I wish I were an artist because I could make some great memes for these threads.

>>64684720

He's always on fucking edge and ANYTHING sets him off. Dude is a nutter right now and he likely will never improve.

Those meds he's been taking have probably melted his brain.

>>64684854
Tough guy talk from him is pretty funny though, at least I can laugh at that.

spoony lost it

he's months and months behind on his patreon rewards, his pledges are dwindling, there's a shitton of angry comments on his patreon page over all of the deadlines he missed, he's barely releasing any reviews at all, he's sending hundreds of tweets a day, he flips out on his fans during his streams (one of the few things he actually does) over insignificant shit, he has to do a movie because of that patreon reward when he can't even release weekly content, april is complaining about how they're struggling to make ends meet, and he's still bipolar

and this is all after he promised that he would stop going on twitter and focus on content over a year ago

>>64685022

>last week /tv/ went into his streams and kept asking him when the movie was coming out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IROtLzx0jWk

Will this be the year he finally kills himself?

>>64685175
Either that or he bounces back up.
In any case one thing is sure. He can't continue on like this. It's just isn't going to happen.

>>64685247
>or he bounces back up.

Has there been anything about his personality that would suggest he's capable of doing that? Every time he just gets worse. He doesn't have a "bounce back" mindset. He's a bipolar alcoholic turbo nerd.

>>64685247

This is the same guy who broke up with a ginger slut who he only dated for 1-2 years and it made him suicidal.

I don't understand why he doesn't do those 2/3 hour vlog reviews of films he's just watched. They take no fucking prep time, and it's just him and April on the sofa chatting shit. He could easily knock one out a month if there's a suitable movie, and would actually make it look like he's doing some fucking work.

I'm guessing it's because people bitched they were so long, so now he does nothing except play games, shout at people giving him advice, and ban people with the username Mexicanghost.

>>64685575

They were always long but they kept getting longer and longer. Weren't his recent ones like 2.5 hours long or something?

All that nigga needs to do is just rant on cam, and then edit it down to 30 minutes.

Also that format is better for podcasts but whatevs.

>>64685555
advertising streams are against the global rules.

fuck off and take your internet boyfriend with you

Can someone post the picture where /tv/ finds Linkara's porn accounts?

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>>64685671

>>64685575
Those were much better with Miles.

>>64685690

He gets a measure of respect from me for defusing the entire thing by being honest.

>>64685575
I like listening to his movie vlogs at work. Sinister is probably my favourite. For some reason i can only find it with russian subs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31mdahJ2t8

>>64683184

I want to hear Trump do a summary of Spoony's complete self-destruction.

>>64685870
He wishes that he's that thin,

>>64685829

Sinister is a favorite of mine as well, actually. There's legitimate criticism and analysis of the movie.

>>64685870
>actually drawing this
>actually posting this

fucking no-life losers ITT

>>64685870
> anime
> star wars
> 3ds

what a disgusting person

>>64685895
Yeah, he also brings up good points about horror movies in general.

>>64685914
>implying I drew that
You're retarded.

>>64685948

and you're a faggot who i bet i could beat up

>>64685723
Oh god, I forgot how much better Miles was in those. It's almost as if he actually paid attention to the film and applied logic to what he'd just seen.

Spoony and April somehow always bring up some imaginary plot hole that ruined the film for them, despite there being usually being a good chunk of exposition in the film explaining away exactly what they're fucking complaining about.

>>64685914
>>64685921
haha, a mod removed the pic

>>64685948
you posted it. you fail at life completely.

>>64686002
Girlfriends always do that shit in reviews.
See Brad too, his reviews are shit now.

>>64686047

She just wants to impress her Spoony so he won't hit her anymore.

Best vlog is Prometheus. They tear that movie apart. That damn dog is annyoing though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg6S62vx5PI

>>64686002

April is a doormat.

>Noah: Here's what I think
>Miles: I respectfully disagree

>April: Well I think that...
>Noah: I know more about this
>April: I'm sorry sir.

>>64685986
Top kek, you sound 12.
>>64686014
You're retarded. You fail at life completely.

>>64686071
>>64686002

I sent Noah an email a year ago saying he should do a podcast series with Miles about movies. They just watch movies/trailers and bullshit about them. Simple, easy, etc.

>>64686119

He subsequently tried to ban you for having an opinion but realized he couldn't do it outside of a stream or his website.

>>64686119
Too bad Spoony is too egotistical to take suggestions.

>>64686047
I have to admit I haven't seen much of Brad's reviews. The only real ones of his I've seen are those midnight screening videos where they're sat in the car after viewing a film.
The ones I've watched are pretty entertaining, have they gone downhill now?

>>64686119
But that would require effort from Noah

>>64686152

It's really insane how he does nothing now. They are barely hanging on and now he's switched ENTIRELY to being a streamer. He thinks this is "content".

And he's AWFUL at it.

You can tell he hates his fans and his job.

I wonder if Noah made backups of all his videos that are now gone from his site, thanks to Blip.tv shutting down. Can't find his Deadliest Warrior The Show Vlog anywhere.

>>64686256
Some bro said he has all of spoonys blip videos saved and will some day post the archive here.

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Remember when AVGN and Nostalgia Critic were in some anime?

This still baffles me to this day. It's so strange to think Japan even knows who they are. Best explanation I can think of is that someone was going through Google Images for images to use as references.

>>64686307

I sincerely hope he has his Spoony vs The Internet vids, those ones are probably Spoony at his most dickish and barely anybody knows about them.

I still love his phantasmagoria let's play. Watch it like once a year or so.

>>64686364

What was the backstory to those? Because he never posted them to his site. It was some streaming site. Why would he make videos and then never advertize them?

>>64686358

James I can actually understand. Doug's the weirder choice.

Why did a juicy spoony thread have to appear when I'm just about to go sleep.

>>64686358
AVGN actually has a lot of Japanese fans. At least he used to. His vids are all subbed on niconico.

>>64686609
>juicy
It's the same shit that's been posted over and over again in every thread about the guy for the last year or two

>>64686396

Cause I think even he realized how bad they make him look.

The only one I remember remaining (cause someone else recorded it) was one where he's telling his fans to convince him to like Cabin in the Woods. Now granted I'm not a big fan of the movie myself, but he actually gets to the point where he says something like "Everything I say is right" and he kicks someone who said they disliked a movie he dislikes.

I do remember one line about "what about your creepy parted at the front serial killer hair?" That someone said to him in the chat which was pretty funny, but he just grabbed it and replied "this? Gorgeous."

Probably the only time I've ever seen him reference the long hair when somebody's negatively brought it up.

>>64686364
you mean this?

https://soundcloud.com/lostinthestatic/episode-12-spoony-vs-the

>>64683714
Fuck you for posting that

>>64686307
Like that will ever happen

>>64686672

Nah that's something different. What I'm talking about came out around the same time as Cabin in the Woods.

>>64686672

No, it was some streaming site. I can't remember the name of it. It had a semi-regular video stream where Noah would engage in a chat. He never posted it to his site, so I never knew about it when it was up. I think the site is now defunct.

the one I saw had Noah bashing the Zelda games as tired and just making the same game over and over again.

Where's that gif of him flying towards the screen? Can't have a Spoony thread without that or mentioned the dickgirl he's dating/married to.

>>64687623
it's getting old desu

It's all about Latza now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8IhwlFahg0

>>64688185

That reminds me. there was some other group of reviewers who /tv/ kept talking about last year. Their vids got like 50 views. They even made a documentary for themselves. Looks like they invested too much in themselves and think they'd hit it big if they kept it up.

>>64688294
You mean this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/user/DeckerShado/featured

>>64688365

It wasn't one guy, it was a team of people. I just kind of looked at their channel once or twice, never actually watched their vids.

None of their vids got more than 300 views. Apparently their leader had invested a lot into this.

>>64688440
if you never watched their videos how can you make a statement such as "the leader invested a lot into it"?

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>>64686358
What made you lose all respect for AVGN?
For me it was the Lloyd Kaufmann video and the movie.
Especially the movie.

>>64688609

/tv/ made threads about them and talked about their back stories.

It's obvious they thought they were the next Channel Awesome.

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>>64688440
Maniac Expression?

>>64688675
Manic Expression?

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>>64688769
They still make shit
http://www.manic-expression.com/

>>64688769
Decker Shado is on manic expression btw

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Reminder:

>Badass Beard – Very much so.
>Big Beautiful Man - 6'4", stocky, and an imposing presence when put up against...well, almost anyone else.
>Cultured Badass – Going by appearances, and his manner of speech, he is this. The Creepy One could be best described as what might happen if the host of Masterpiece Theater became a Hell's Angel.
>Dark Is Not Evil - Looks like something between a Goth and a Badass Biker, but is in fact a reasonable and level-headed reviewer.
>Long-Haired Pretty Boy – Subverted. He's a bit too rough to fit the archetype. He fits better into the Bara Genre category.
>Mr. Fanservice - for the Bear crowd. He's a Big Beautiful Man, tall and stocky, with a penchant for reviewing certain things in his underwear, Cool Hat, and shades.
>Nerds Are Virgins – Was subjected to this trope throughout high school. In reality, he'd solved that little problem via a technicality, but couldn't be bothered to inform anyone.
>If the rumors about his love life are any indication, he's done things that most guys would shoot their own mothers to experience.
>Urban Legend Love Life – This plagued him while he worked for a certain retail chain.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/ThatLongHairedCreepyGuy

MANIC EXPRESSION POWER RANKINGS

'GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT' TIER
FanFic Critic, Moviefan12, The Cartoon Hero, Timdiana, The Hardcore Kid

'JESUS CHRIST, STOP FUCKING SHOUTING ALL THE TIME FOR FUCK'S SAKE' TIER
Rowdy C

'JESUS CHRIST HOW ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING' TIER
That Long-Haired Creepy Guy, ParadiseandFaries, Madhog thy Master

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>>64688996
id fuck her tbqh

>>64689082
So would I

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>>64688692
yeesh, maybe those tow handsome fellas would have a better go at it on the radio.

>>64688996
>212 episodes
I like how she doesn't know anything about sex. Not even basic sex ed shit

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>>64689212
>5 patrons
>$142.65

https://www.patreon.com/manicexpression?ty=h

>>64689261

Those are either friends/relatives or pity donations.

>>64688616
His first couple AVGN episodes coming back from the movie made me think he was just rusty and just needed to get back into the flow of things. But things got worse and worse and since that piece of shit movie the episodes have been 100% dogshit. You can tell his hearts not in it. He doesn't care about the games, he doesn't do anything too creative with them, and he is vulgar just to be vulgar (whereas the early AVGN was actually more realistic nerd rage)

>>64689212
>>23 views

This whole concept is hilarious. They're basically talking to a wall. those views are just as likely to be bots. Just background noise.

>>64688918

>writing your own article

>>64688814
Didn't he have a review or something where you could hear his retarded girlfriend screaming in the background?

>>64689688
I need to know. It's probably true though

>>64689688
You were not wrong about the "retarded" part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NlhQKSw8bM

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>>64690238

>>64690238
holy shit she is

>>64683184
>create one quality video per week
Already failed here.

I'll be surprised if we get one good video out of him this year.

>>64688616
That Lloyd Kaufman video was so bad, but I think it was his Seaman review where he just made shit jokes about "semen lul" the entire time I had to stop watching

>>64690395

I swear there's some older video of him saying that he thinks his show is like some tv show and he should have an "episode" like once a month.

Noah is screwed now. His mind has melted away. Can you imagine this guy trying to get an office job again? He'd be fired within two weeks.

>>64690412
The semen jokes stopped like 20 seconds in

>>64690462
Why would he need an office job? He has patreon.

>>64690238
I've heard about going full retard

But this is ridiculous!

>>64690463
Oh, my mistake. Honestly the whole thing about the Cheetahmen 2 Kickstarter made me not really care for his stuff as much before that

>>64690595
the way his patreon has been dropping lately, it won't be sustainable much longer unless he really pulls together some quality regular content soon

>>64683184
I just want him to review Final Fantasy XIII-2

Bringing back Rebruary would be cool though

>>64690595

At 2500 April say they are barely surviving. Noah's video out puts are getting less and less. The reviewers who focus on 20-40 year old man child interests is dying in general since these fans aren't going to stick around forever.

Do you really think this patreon is going to last forever? That we'll see 65 year old Noah and his kids talk about some Holo-movie they just downloaded to their brains via Valve's new Mind-direct service?

I only come into these nonsensical threads for rare Latza. Moving on.

>>64688616
Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle was probably the turning point where he went from good to awful. He barely talks about the games, focusing entirely on stupid sketch comedy. It's clear he did zero research on the series and knew nothing about them and did not care, the games were just an excuse for dumb fight scenes.

After that, he did stuff like ROB The Robot (which is just him fighting a toy robot) and the Kaufman episode (which could have been really interesting, but it's just Kaufman trying too hard).

He's had some alright stuff since, but it's just never as good as his old stuff. I thought his "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde The Game The Movie" video was good and he should continue with that, but even there, Mega64 did it better with their "Friday the 13th the Game the Movie."

>>64690642
There will always be loyal fans that will donate. Spoony will be fine until retirement.

>>64690685
Where has April said this? I mean, she also has a job. They should have lots of money, unless she buys like new 1000$ shoes every month.

>>64690816

I didn't save it, it's in previous Spoony threads if you care. But she said they are just scraping by with what they have.

Remember, these idiots bought a 300,000 house and got a mortage. If they rented a modest apartment they would be fine.

>>64683184
Even though he's lost like 4k worth of Patreon support he needs to lose enough to make him realise that hes been a lazy cunt and needs to make worthwhile content so people actually give a shit about him.

Not fucking Let's Plays and wrestling videos that nobody gives a fuck about.

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>>64688769
what is this rabbit hole you shown have me

>name came from the founder's book series
>be an indie author too, check this authorbro's book out
>it has 2 stars on amazon
>mostly because of a 1 star review some sperg left because the us postal service fucked them on shipping
>mfw amazon would have pulled this in a heartbeat if the author gave a shit enough to complain to about it once
>mfw when the book has a ~2,000,000 sales ranking, meaning it has never sold more than 20 copies
>and this is the namesake of his channel

just getting into the doc now but this guy has got to be the most self-absorbed asshole I've ever seen. hes so lost in the world of himself that hes barely a functional human being. Love seeing a different flavor of lolcow like this instead of the traditional raging autist

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At least Spoony will never be a bigger egotistical piece of shit like this guy.

>>64691014
>implying Spoony doesn't still think his almost decade old "award" for internet comedy doesn't make still him a star

>>64688616
>For me it was the Lloyd Kaufmann video
It was a bad video, but I'm pretty sure James said it was all improv, and it's not really Jame's fault if Lloyd is bad at improv. I doubt he had time to write a script for it.

>>64690977
>Hope everyone from TGWTG, Reviewers Unknown, Media Slayer, and the Net Dwellers gets a chance to check this out. If you're a fan of Stop the Hate I think you'll love it.

>>64691154
>Implying that's 1/10th the ego that is this schmuck.
Seriously most of TGWTG crew was okay. Sure Joe was a dumbass, Lindsey was a femnazi and TJ shoved a banana up his ass but at least none were as pretentious or as ignorant as fucking Doug Walker.

These guys are D-list Internet Celebs whose time is fading fast.

Are they aware that they are heading towards obscurity??

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>>64683184
Maybe he'll finally go to rehab this year
But that would mean people have to care enough for him to do an intervention..


So I guess we'll have to wait till 2017 and beyond, indefinitely.

>>64691383
>Been around since 2008
>Enough money to buy a house
>Still "scraping by."debt free
>"Fading fast" as you put it
Yeah okay I'm sure 6 months from now we're all going to be going spoony who?

>>64691383
is any e-celeb above a D? And if so, who would be considered rank A-C?

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>>64691403

Don't Miles and April care about him?

>>64691489

E celebs are on their own scale. Noah is a D-lister at best. PDP is like an A.

A rank eceleb ranks as a D list real life celeb.

>>64691511

Miles lives too far away and April is scared Noah will hit her if she speaks up again.

>>64691511
Nah, April is waiting to inherit all the sweet loot he'll drop and Miles would just be just glad that Noah is crashing on God's couch from then on instead of his ..did I say God's couch? I meant the Devil's

>>64691547

We joke, but she's legitimately a doormat. She blames herself and feels guilty she isn't contributing more money to the home.

>>64691511
Miles probably fucks April on the side.

>>64691536

Angry Joe should be a D-Lister but thanks to ingratiating himself with the new guard, he's managed to stay in both camps (somehow).

The thing is Spoony USED to be the A-List, he's been doing this internet entertainment shit longer than most of these guys and he's always gonna be known by all these other e-celebs simply because he was here first, but his popularity's nothing like it used to be.

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>>64691403
I'm awaiting Miles' solution to this problem

>>64691581

>She blames herself and feels guilty she isn't contributing more money to the home.

She does?

>>64691684
She does, it's all detailed in her FB update that someone here must be able to post for us,

>>64691610
>Spoony USED to be the A-List

That's not true. At his height he was very popular among the nerd types. But he was never an A lister. He has 100,000 subscribers. I doubt that he was much higher than that in the past.

Dodger has 500,000 subscribers and she's borderline irrelevant.

Angry Joe has 2.3 million subscribers.

There's also TONS of e-celebs taht 4chan doesn't care about because they don't focus on the nerd topics. They're not our demographic.

Just because someone is well known around here, doesn't mean they're really big.

>>64691739

>AJ is literally 23 times the e-celeb that Noah is

Let that sink in.

>>64691739
so do kids these days tweet each other during recess to talk about how awesome that shot pewdiepie made in nuclear throne was or some shit?

>>64691814
That's pretty insane considering I don't even know what his name is

>>64691996

Angry Jose. An illegal Mexican who reviews games.

Trump will show him the door when elected.

>>64691996
His name? Seven Dollar Joe

>>64691996

Joe Vargas. But he'd much prefer it if you called him 7 Dollar Diego.

>>64691996
Everyone on /v/ gives him a lot of shit, but he was pretty much a nobody before he got on the YouTube train.

He stayed committed to his channel by making quality content consistently.

Deserves a lot more respect than Spoony does.

>>64692205
Spoony makes provides content, he recently played through mgs4 and 5.

>>64692287
Let's Plays are not meaningful content anon, especially from Spoony who became popular because of his reviews (hasn't made one for fucking ever)

On top of LPs Joe gets out 30 - 40 minute reviews with costumes, high quality editing, skits (which are hit and miss) only a few days after the game is released.

He also reviews movies and does interviews.

I don't even watch him anymore, but you have to appreciate his dedication.

>People new to the world of Manic Expression

Decko Shado is using a retarded girl (as in actually retarded) for shelter and money, and he hates everything to do with her (there's a video with her and he looks SO angry).

He's also the one probably posting about ME since he's a shitter like that.

>>64692362

His last movie review was 10 months ago.

10 fucking months ago. Hell when did he even last do a movie vlog? 3 months ago?

>>64692375
>(there's a video with her and he looks SO angry)
I'm gonna need a name or a link senpai

>>64692414
Nope I'm pretty sure his last movie vlog was Avengers 2 and that came out what like 8 months ago

>>64692375
I can't find the video where you can hear this gf screaming in the background, do you know wich video it is?

>>64692362
Have you seen Spoony's LP's?

I disagree that LP's aren't meaningful: they can be and they can really add to your channel (both in terms of views and goodwill). Look at BASED Mike doing his Cinemassacre streams: he answers questions, talks about behind the scenes stuff, talks about films/games, he's really likeable and it's all set against him playing some NES game.

Meanwhile Spoony sits around, threatening the few dedicated fans he gets, plays in pretty much silence except for a few "thinking out loud" parts where he's figuring out puzzles and it's that ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.

His LP's are doing more damage to his channel than he realises.

>>64692440
I atleast expected a Star Wars TFA vlog. But nope, nothing.

>>64692432
Honestly, I'm sure it's on his YT channel somewhere. I'll give it a quick peruse.

>>64692442
That sounds familiar, she's yelling in the background and he looks so fucking DONE with her.

>>64692472
The only LP I've ever really enjoyed was the Research Indicates one for Tresspasser. He doesn't overreact, knows almost everything there is to know about the game and shows everything. This is how LPs should be, not overacting retards screaming into their mics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6A3SaRr26M&list=PL0058A651EB882B48

>>64685022
>there's a shitton of angry comments on his patreon page

since he stopped allowing comments on his website and youtube it's the only official place of his to see proper criticism, there are also lots of "but he is bipolar!" people

>>64692472
>His LP's are doing more damage to his channel than he realises.

And he uploads them INSTEAD of real content.

>Noah plays Bioshock Infinite a few days ago
>/tv/ asks him when his movie is done and other inane questions
>Noah is smart and ignores the chat
>it clearly angers him as he turns the chat off though
>abruptly ends the stream soon after starting it
>he never uploaded it to his page

>>64692585
Haha, oh wow.

>>64692487
He does have one dipshit I just finished watching it before this thread lol.

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Why does anyone care about this guy? He hasn't been relevant in years, barely even makes videos, is constantly whiny and miserable about EVERYTHING and does nothing but shit on his own fans.

This guy doesn't deserve attention or a following. If you want to be a fan of a guy for being an asshole, go worship DSP. At least he puts out content.

>>64692600
Where is it? I feel stupid now

>>64692612
/tv/ loves e-drama anon, it distracts them from their own shitty lives.

The people who start these threads and dwell in them, you don't want here on the board. They're human waste and the reason behind all the problems the board has.

Hasn't Noah just been a major asshole all his life, and we've only realized this recently?

>>64692626
It's actually pretty crazy anon there's this site kinda on the down low called youtube there you can find all kinds of angryjoe content just don't go spreading it around cause before ya know the site will be drowning in newfags.

>>64692658
Pretty much. He got away with it at first because he was only yelling at bad video games.

>>64692663

He's talking about Noah not Angry Jose

>>64692663
Spoony has not uploaded a TFA vlog, what are you smoking?

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>>64692626
I'll probably delete this post but here's proof man, crazy I know. . .

>>64692710
>>64692663
>>64692600
laugh at him

>>64692687
Oh, fuck spoony of course he doesn't do shit.
The only thing he was ever even remotely famous for was his FF shit reviews.
His horror nostalgia games were good as well

>>64692710
What? I asked if Spoony had uploaded a TFA vlog. I don't give three shits about Angry Pablo.

>>64683714
I really don't know what Spoony was thinking when he decided he'd start streaming, he really doesn't have the personality for it

>>64692728
no, laugh at the others, since they didn't understand that he was talking about Noah and if he had uploaded a TFA vlog

>>64692734

I liked his FMV hell shorts too.

>>64692741

He was thinking "this is content. Give me more patreon cash",

>>64692761
i meant laugh at the retard who made those posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5cIUrx_ttg

Watch one of his older vids. He was so normal and likeable.

Neo-Noah is some Sith.

>>64692789
oh

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>>64692799
>sith
haha no, he's wormtongue

>>64692799
I think the turning point was when he won Mashable, everything was downhill from there

>>64692830

Post one of those pics you can buy of him where he looks like Wormtongue.

>>64692799

These are sad. I'm remembering why I liked him originally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vs07e3fp5U

His videos were originally about things he cared about and wanted to talk about or bitch. Media from his childhood mostly.

He ran out of that material years ago. He is just running on inertia to pay his bills.

>>64692799
He looked like he had a social life outside of the internet. Like he had something going for himself and made videos in his spare time

Now he locks himself away all depressed.. playing meaningless games, immersing himself in having no life. I don't think he'll ever be able to fix himself, he's too far gone

>>64693359

In his Terror Trax vid he says he was 26 and still living with his parents. I don't think he was ever normal.

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>>64692874

I've also heard rumblings about him being in trouble with the IRS, does anyone know more about that?

>>64693359
Doesn't he have a long term gf now?

Man, I remember when spoony offered to rape his coworker. Good times.

How did that song go again /tv/?

>>64693498
He's gonna get you and your lass,

hes gonna rape jesuotaku in her ass,

he'd rather play, FF8,than take his bi polar medicine again

he's the wrestlemania autist,
he's the donate to my patreon or I'll starve wrestlemania man

>>64685740
True. He owns up to it, and then everyone mostly forgets about it. The end.

>>64693392
Why does he look so sinister?

>>64693392
wtf

>>64685740
Pretty ballsy I'll give him that imagine if it was Doug

>>64693392
He could be Adam Driver's double

>>64693446
I don't know what his situation is with her, I bailed when he left yt the first time around
This was when he was doing the Phantasmagoria series. I still occasionally click on some of his stuff but.. it's just too depressing. It's like watching a cheesy 70's movie matinee on a Sunday and it's beautiful out. That kind of sick feeling you get deep down when you know you're reaching an all time low. If he's got a gf it doesn't look like it made any kind of an impact

>>64693543
>hes gonna rape jesuotaku in her ass,
Real talk, senpai: Why would anyone rape a woman in the ass? There's a cooch right next to it.

>>64693998
>There's a cooch right next to it.
That's gay dude

>>64693998
it is my understanding that assholes are tighter in general

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>>64690891
They bought a house there fucked

>>64694071
>Heterosexual sex with women is gay

>>64694184
hownew.ru

wow reading the comments on their patreon page, so much vitriol for Spoony and April and yet they continue to do nothing except put out their hat in front of them and plug their ears. I think I am almost starting to feel bad for them because someone really does have to be mentally ill to be fucking up something that should be so easy. Come on you two, do something,, anything, you're going to lose your house for fuck's sake!

>Keeps grovelling for more time from his Patreon donaters
>The last 50+ videos he's put out have been him streaming video games and occasionally banning someone

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>64694295
>>64694326
>The last counter monkeys were just filmed from a con months ago
Spoony's finished

>>64691511
I'd drink all day, too, if I didn't have to work.

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>>64688769
what the fuck

>>64692646
This.

>>64693392
He is one ugly motherfucker

>>64694344
I'm pretty sure he hasn't played really with anyone so he has nothing to talk about now anyways.

>>64694885
why not? he already knew a few people in that area before he even moved to Illinois. And even then, he hasn't made an new friends down at the local gaming/comics/movie shop yet?

>>64692535
The Somethingawful letsplayers are far less autistic and shit due to SA being ready to rip into people if they do

>>64692646
This

My life is spiraling out of control I'm just here for easy keks

>>64692646
my life was shitty years ago and these people gave me good laughs when I needed them. I am frustrated that he doesn't seem to be trying but don't want to see anyone lose their home.

>>64692646
well, you're not wrong...

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>>64683714

>>64683714
>that response to the wife-beater comment

Definitely beats his gf.

>>64685022
>april is complaining about how they're struggling to make ends meet,

Did this really happen?
Sauce?

It pleases me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2Xe5cqkbk
Linkara 2.0

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>>64696268

>>64696269

From the preview I thought it was Linkara. He even has the same voice and speaking style. He says "Yes" the same.

>>64685740
This. I didn't expect that from him, good on him. If it happened to me I would contemplate suicide.

>>64696269

These people are untalented failures. If they had talent, they would make something original. Instead they are parasites, just offering commentary and jokes on other people's media.

>>64686364
Did anyone EVER grab a recording of the video that had Spoony and his ginger cow GF in it after he won some idiotic internet award? He deleted it almost instantly because of the backlash and I never saw a mirror anywhere.

>>64696318
that's just heart breaking

>>64696318
Well fuck, I was getting ready to gloat because I hate neo Spoony but it's actually totally god damn depressing because him being a fuck up is clearly emotionally hurting that poor girl and now I feel bad.

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>>64693543
kek

>refuse to pay for movies, pirate everything instead
>gladly pay some dipshit's bills so they can sit around and make random observations about the movies when they feel like it
top kek this generation is retarded

>>64696443
No it isn't. They want money from the internet for doing nothing. If Noah doesn't want to make content then he should get a real job.

>>64696664
No one is going to hire a Wormtongue look-alike

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>>64696443
It was a little sad until I read her last comments.

>Poor as shit
>Gotta buy all this useless merch because I'm a nerd
>SO MUCH MERCH

Lost all sympathy there, not that I had much to begin with considering they're getting basically money for doing barely anything and bought a house they couldn't afford.

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>>64687623
>>64687710
He's gonna get you.

>>64696269
it's like if Linkara came out of the closet

>>64696733
This.

Not that they shouldn't be allowed nice things, but it seems like their priorities aren't in order.

>>64696698
>>64696733
sounds like she's working. says she has a part time job and working really hard with her etsy shop, though it's not things I'd ever buy. It's spoony who's sitting around all day doing nothing yet she feels she's not pulling her weight enough.

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>>64683184

I don't know what is worse

>The pathetic failed at life scumbag known as spoony

or

>The pathetic people who actually keep track of his failure of a life

>>64696785
Her etsy is shitty jewelry, buttons and perfume, this is the kind of thing a person with a full time job would have as a hobby. I could find five 30-40 year old women at a flea market selling the same kind of shit on a given Saturday.

A part time job is better than nothing at least, but it doesn't justify frivolous spending.

>>64696895
>he set up the camera for this
>he got naked for this
>he put the footage of this on his computer
>he spent time editing it
>he thought this is entertaining
>he thought this was funny
>he thought people would want to see this

let that sink in.

How do you lose the bags under your eyes, I'm very pale and I've had them forever.

>>64696350
It's much easier to be a critic than to create something decent.

>his fallout 2 playthrough
basically sums up spoony

>>64696955
>implying it wasnt great

>>64697105
He did a FO2 playthrough?
A good one? Or just another shitty stream?

Checked on his site. The last review he did was Febuary 2015.
Wew lad.

>>64697204
i mean the live wire one where he basically stays silent or screams at his viewers for most of the playthrough, that basically sums up spoony nowadays

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>>64697056
Buy one of those caffeine roll-on sticks.

They even make ones specifically for men so you don't have to feel embarrassed.

The women's ones are better since some of them contain concealer.

>>64696591
Lord British!

DON'T

>>64697530
CALL

>>64696591
>tfw you can't get someone

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>>64688918
>Was subjected to this trope throughout high school. In reality, he'd solved that little problem via a technicality, but couldn't be bothered to inform anyone.

>>64697547
ME

>>64697582
BABY

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>>64697575
>a technicality
Is he pulling some Bill Cosby shit?

so did he ever get on Jimmy Fallon?

>>64697800
what?

>>64697810
He tried to bring his board games on Jimmy Fallon's show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9sA4rOi7w

>>64697843
How delusional is this guy?

>>64693392
The next Joker after Leto.

>>64684624
#prayforapril

>>64685084
I asked him when the Latza crossover was happening and the got banned for calling Todd a C.u.c.k

>>64698025
Why is he taking roleplaying so seriously?

>>64690816
>NEET so detached from reality that he thinks $30k a year between two people is a lot of money.

They're probably paying more than $1000 a month in rent easy.

>>64698480
Fuck that, I'm never moving from my comfy and cheap apartment.

>>64698480
>NEET so detached from reality
Bro, where do you think you are?

>>64698589
/tv/ - the board for black people with jobs.

Where do you think we are? Because it's not /r9k/ famalarama

>>64698657
>>64698480
>implying people with jobs waste their precious free-time on 4chan

>>64698025
holy shit who can even tolerate this guy for 10 seconds

"I heard that Curtis"

>>64698025
What are some other great salty spoony moments?

>>64688616
the movie

>>64699330
who the fuck do you think posts most of these threads?

>>64699364
Douge?

What if Douge came up with the whole cuck meme about James? He is tired of always being in second place after James.

>>64699330
James is too pure for 4chan but I'm sure Mike browses /tv/

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>>64683184
>Year of the Spoony
And what a shit year it will be.

>>64697843
The idea itself isn't awful. I think it's kind of creative for Spoony to make a video pitch and send it to Fallon's producers privately. It could be funny, even if there are copyright issues with broadcasting some of it.

Obviously where it falls down is the fact it wasn't private but a public call to arms for his personal army to make him famous, and the desperate expression on his face.

>>64697843
This is ridiculously pathetic. Even the notion that he thinks his stupid ass VHS-based board games would make for good late night entertainment.

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>can't figure out the white balance
>non of his "employees" will tell him how it works just to fuck with him
>buys a new camera
>with YOUR money
>his employees laugh at him behind his back
>and at YOU

>>64699330
I think it actually would be good for Douge and Linkara to see these threads once in a while. Maybe that would put them on the ground again. As it is now, they are delusional beyond saving.

>>64696269
Of course he has a patreon

>>64696895
Source?

>>64693998
Anal is more intimate than vaginal

>>64699676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9ZlvRdVKA

pretty good review desu

Spoony Watch

>4 months since a personal vlog (him and April trying market foods)
>8 months since a movie vlog (Avengers Age of Memes)
>8 months since Miles made an appearance (B-Fest reviews)
>10 months since a Spoony Experiment movie review (Massacre at Central High)
>13 months since a Black Hole of Board Games review (Nightmare)
>14 months since he addressed fans on-camera promising to stop using Twitter and make content
>17 months since a Spoony Experiment game review (Big Trouble in Little China)


In 2016, Spoony posted:

>68 Live Wire Videos
>15 Wrestle Wrestle Videos
>15 Counter Monkeys

So, basically, Spoony is a streamer now. He'll (poorly) play games and stream to fans online, while getting annoyed with their presence and post the whole thing unedited online. He may film an unedited rant about wrestling or D&D now and then. Other than that, he's basically dead.

2008-2009 Spoony is gone.

I hate the whole ugly autistic losers review things on the internet genre.

>>64699428
is that... is that "kaka" on his upper lip?

>>64699768
You know how CWC is too lazy to edit out the beginning and endings of his videos, even though it literally takes seconds? Spoony is CWC now. First five plus minutes of his LPs is just nothing happening and when he does start, he doesn't even do something a la "Hey, this is Spoony, welcome to my Live Wire of Gone Homo".

How can you be that fucking lazy? I put more effort in deciding which flavour of bonbons I should get at my convenience store than he does into his motherfucking job.

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>>64699768
>In 2016, Spoony posted:
>>68 Live Wire Videos
>>15 Wrestle Wrestle Videos
>>15 Counter Monkeys

That's a lot of content for 10 days though, what's the problem?

>>64699756
It's fucking gross and only fags with tiny dicks who watch tons of porn and never have actual sex think it's anything other than a disgusting hassle.

t. One of the 5% of people posting on 4chan who aren't virgins.

>>64699768
> 2008-2009 Spoony is gone.

I remember finding him through a youtube user's favorites list in 2008 or 9, it was the play through/riff of Phantasmagoria 2. Holy fuck was it good, it really felt like a millenial new media doing the next generation of MST3k. I felt glad to find it at the right time and looked forward to his development.

Boy, how that turned out. Seems to happens to all millenials when they hit their 30s. Either they settle into traditional marriage, or they circle the drain of decadence, where even if they can pay for their living needs their life is a disaster of regret and doubt

>>64700055
Am I a virgin if penis was in bagina but no cum?

>>64700124
no but you're probably gay

>>64700124

I didn't consider myself a virgin and I had that problem for like three years after having sex and still not being able to cum. Then I got a gf I was comfortable around and I was launching loads errywhere. Get a gf brah.

>>64692654
>the reason behind all the problems the board has.
Fuck off with your boogeyman bullshit. I've seen you post this theory before and you've never come up with any logical reason as to how we're the unholy evil that is behind /tv/'s downfall.

>>64699768
Counter monkey is best spoony content tbqh family

>>64699805
pardon me, /tv/, but seriously...

IS

THAT

KAKA

ON

HIS

UPPER

LIP

?

>>64699613
we have...

>>64700403
Post feet pls

>>64699805
Yes.

>>64699541
>>non of his "employees" will tell him how it works just to fuck with him
Now that you mention it, I wonder why Malcolm has never told Doug how to adjust the white balance? He's a film major and made student films before he worked for Doug, he must know the basics of filmmaking.

>>64700452
Donate t my patreon, become a patron and I will deliver customized pictures of my feet.

>>64698718
I shitpost on /tv/ while at work since I have some dead time here and there

>>64700588
He and any other person aren't allowed to tell Douge or Rob how to do things

>>64692654
It's basically a "Just Fuck My Shit Up" thread but instead of a 'has-been' actor it's a 'never-was' internet persona. Besides /tv/ loves a good spiral into a pit of despair story, even if it's a bottom of the barrel Z-list web reviewer

>>64683714
Well his streams sure seem like a fun time

>>64691814
>>64692087
>>64692119
I don't get Angry Joe, he makes about 70% of his content ranting about gaming journalism and bad business practices. But he sides with Anita, it makes no god damn sense

>>64700811
the siren call of being cucked is too strong. it's liek a vortex

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>>64700811
>gaming journalism

>>64700930
I thought hispanics were cuck-proof, god damn

>>64700711
I said free time.

>>64696649

Even funnier:

What these guys do blatantly violates copyright law. They talk over movie or game footage without permission. They claim "fair use" as a trump that covers everything. It's only a defense and for small use of tiny amounts of material for education purposes. These guys are cutting up the best scenes, basically making an abridged version of the movie and then distributing it online for entertainment reasons.

Imagine you slave away making some indie film, and one of these dipshits has the nerve to cut your film down to 30 minutes and talk over it and then distribute it online for free.

>>64701186
this

i wish the hammer of justice would come down on one of them at some point.

>>64697056

It's due to low blood pressure. Or high blood pressure I can't remember.

Get regular sleep, for 8 hours at the same time every night. Next start drinking more water. Like lots more. A lot of time it's caused by dehydration.

>>64697407

>caffeine roll on sticks for eyes

that sounds fucking terrible.

>>64697105
>>64697204

https://youtu.be/OZah1GSDxk0?t=1h5m30s

He sucks at the game and flies into a rage over it.

Reminder that this guy claims to be an expert on old PC games.

>>64697912
>How delusional is this guy?

This is the same guy who made a twitter for his dog, wrote tweets from said dog's perspective in toddler speak, and used it to flirt with women, asking if they'd be the dog's "mommeh".

>>64698480
>rent

Mortage on a 300,000 house actually.

>>64700381
Main reason I can't be really mad at him, is that he got me into D&D and I'm still having tons of fun with that.

>>64701331
best part of his stream is him getting triggered and trying to act like a tough guy
>now is not the time to mess with me
kek

>>64700381

Used to. When he had actual stories he was great. But he doesn't really play much anymore. So his fun stories are gone.

>>64701557

Where exactly is that?

>>64701627
here
>>64683714

though he basically says that every time he streams / gets triggered by chat, as if he's intimidating his viewers

>>64701385
wtf

>>64701627
every stream when some bored viewers rile him up

>>64700381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsui0TVYk_Q

This is one is pretty funny

>>64701680

Internet Tough Guy to the core.

Does he not realize that flipping out over mild trolling, criticism and questions just invites more? I mean, /tv/ is starting to come into his streams when they see him to riff on him.

>>64701724

https://twitter.com/oreoantwiler

I think he deleted the more outrageous flirting posts but the thing is still there. Also he stopped updating it when he got a real waifu.

>>64701762

Back when he hasd stories. The stories were good. Now ti's just him doing theory or just going over one of his books he only half read.

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>>64701385
You weren't lying. This is some serial killer shit.

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>>64701801
>Does he not realize that flipping out over mild trolling, criticism and questions just invites more?

Seems not, he disabled comments on all of his videos and his livestream chat is usually dead, since you basically can't say anything that won't send him into a rage.

>wow, great game, did you do xyxy?
banned
>so spoony, when's you're next video coming out
banned

Then people just start trolling him till he breaks down and shuts of the stream.

>>64701724
His main twitter account isn't any better, last time I checked he'd post every 5-10 minutes, talking to himself, about comics, his dog and other nonsensical shit

>>64700055
>It's fucking gross and only fags with tiny dicks who watch tons of porn and never have actual sex think it's anything other than a disgusting hassle.

That's not true though.

>>64701894
He's gonna continue to post like that on twitter until his retirement.

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>not trolling Spoony in his streams

I mean they're so fucking boring that there's nothing else to do.

>that time when /tv/ got bored and lurked his stream
>Spoony being an utter cunt to his actual unironic fans (all 200 of them in the stream at the time)
>"DON'T TELL ME HOW TO SOLVE IT, I'M HUNGRY TO USE MY BANHAMMER" etc
>/tv/ starts asking him about his content, why it's shit, etc etc
>he's literally reading the chat and so thin-skinned that he can't help but reply to all the trolling way after it's scrolled up
>suddenly a bunch of people asking about why his brother killed a mexican
>someone posing as the ghost of a Mexican drug dealer
>he tries to reply then goes silent
>didn't even ban me and the other /tv/ cunts becasue he was so defeated
>ends the play through with a "Some people just ruined it for the rest of you, I hope they're happy."
>mfw

>>64697407
I'm going to buy one of those, maybe right now, brb.

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>>64701680
>he's intimidating his viewers
What's laughable is that every single one of his viewers could beat the crap out of him in real life.

>>64702402
I think Noah has trained martial arts once, he could probably defend himself, but who knows.

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>>64702094
That was great, wish I had been there.

>>64702466
>he could probably defend himself
With the sticks that he calls arms?

>>64702466
Unless Spoony has some sort of CCP (he probably can't own a firearm because he has psychological issues anyways), I have no idea how he'd defend himself against anyone.

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>>64699768
JUST

>>64702562
Just saying that he might know some basic techniques. But yeah, he has no muscles.