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The Revenant (2015)
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Daily reminder that if you dislike this cinematic masterpiece of the 21st century, you are a plebeian with shit for brains who needs to call mommy so she can come hold your hand and walk you the fuck back to reddit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCt8hky4nqc
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It's the first film I've ever thought about going to watch twice in the theater. I'll probably actually go watch it again Monday.
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screamng and shouting the movie
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>>64682958
t. redditor
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>>64682958
Howdydo reddit
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>>64682958
Oh hello there, reddit!
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Hey I'm making a movie called The Revenant and it's really good because it's about like survival and man vs nature and stuff and it's going to have really good cinematography by that guy who did the dinosaur movie and it'll be artistic because I'll cut to shots of nature when there's intense stuff happening to show how epic nature is like omg and I'm going to shoot it in long takes because all the best directors do it and I'm one of those great directors like Tarkovsky because I'm going to have the mother levitating like in Mirror and it'll be really dreamlike and cool because the camera isn't on a tripod and it's like that guy who did the dinosaur movie where it's all flowing and beautiful but I'm going to make it violent and cool by having close ups so extreme that Leo's breath gets on the lens and I'm making everything super violent like Tarantino epic I know right but it'll be serious and it'll show how man are animals and how we're worse than the savages because we cut people's hands off and stuff but that's not all because it'll have super deep philosophy and there'll be a monologue where God is a squirrel and he gets killed and eaten because god is dead and we have killed him you know like Neechy but only super deep thinkers will get it like me god damn it I'm so smart

Get some fucking taste, /tv/ cinephile
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>>64682958
REDDIT
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Just got back from it. Really wasn't that great. Those Tarkovsky homages in the dream scenes were pretty cringey. Especially the one where the wife is floating directly above Leo. It came off as comical and felt like one of those Ring spoofs in Scary Movie 3.
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>>64682958
>>>/r/eddit
>>64683070
Who the fuck are you quoting, kiddo? Reddit is this way >>>/r/eddit
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>>64682958
go back to reddit
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>>64682958
>>64683070
T I D D E R
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>>64683087
>It came off as comical
You can either crawl back to reddit or 9gag, the choice is yours bud.
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>>64683146
Why? I can get the best of both worlds right here on /tv/.
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>>64682958
>>64683070
Sup redditurds.
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>>64682958
No matter how much he tries, Inarritu is no Malick or Herzog, and that is never clearer than here, where he transforms what could have been a fascinating exploration of a man's resilience against the cruel, unfeeling magnificence of nature into a simplistic revenge picture. Lubezki does great work work as usual, but to what end? Too polished and prestigeous to be as daring as everyone involved seems to believe it is. This is "art" for the Superhero/reddit crowd.
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>>64683172
Sorry redditor but you will NEVER fit in, now call mommy so she can come hold your little hand and walk you back home, i.e. reddit.com
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>>64682741

memes aside, this movie was top tier. i was sold after that bear scene even though there was 2 hours left after that
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>>64683070

>the dinosaur movie
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>>64683172
Because he just got out of his /v/eddit phase and is now in his honeymoon phase of /tv/ haha
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I wouldn't say I disliked it, but it wasn't that good and it definitely wasn't a masterpiece.
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>>64683087
>Just got back from it, it was like, not cool and like yeah I don't know it just didn't feel as fun as like the other epic blockbusters out there. It was like so cringe haha at some point his wife was like flying and shit haha I laughed out loud in the theater, it was like the cool scary movies haha
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>>64682996
>>64683020
>>64683061
>>64683085
>>64683135
>>64683139
>>64683122
>>64683146
>>64683180
>>64683267
HELLO SAMEFAG
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>>64683381
HELLO REDDITURD, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO CRAWL THE FUCK BACK TO REDDIT????

>>>/r/eddit
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>>64683346
Its only a masterpiece to plebs that only watch capeshit and play videogames
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>>64683407
Using the word 'capeshit' won't make you fit in. Try again reddit.
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>>64682958
yo wassup reddit ;^)
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>>64683407
>plebs
>capeshit
wew
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wow, the neo-cinephile cringe in this thread is strong. Inarritu has always been a hack for people who are just "getting into movies" and recently realized Nolan isn't a god.

Reddit is the proper place for wannabe cinephiles to worship mediocre hacks.
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>>64683506
It's ok reddit, there is no need to be upset, you can simply dry those tears and call mommy so she can come hold your hand and walk you back to reddit. It's all gonna be alright.
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I genuinely think /tv/ is worse than /b/, and that's fucking saying something
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>>64683438
Being here before you joined us last year makes me quote unquote "in", authentic reddit
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>>64683553
Hey there reddit
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>>64683381
maybe next time reddit
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>>64683580
You're still not fooling me, sorry reddit.
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ITT: redditors getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>64683553
/film/ soon
These tasteless capeshit drones won't know what hit them when we get old /film/ standards back
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>>64683407
>>64683580
Korinefag pls go
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Is this the one film that both reddit and 4chan blindly love?
It makes people feel smart I guess desu senpai
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>>64682958
Hola reddit :>
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>>64682958
reddit
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>>64684689
thanks for the input reddit
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>>64683996
It wasn't overly memed so the plebs got a chance to display their despicable taste.
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>>64684743
"Visceral" is the most meme adjective I've seen to describe this movie, and is used by everyone trying to sound smart about it.
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>>64684714
You're welcome faggot
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>>64684783
Yeah, I saw this film with three other family members and they were saying that this movie is the greatest of all time and has the greatest cinematography. What is wrong with people?
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>>64685150
Don't know desu.
If this wins anything at the Oscars I'm offing myself
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>>64684689
There's no need to cry about it, redditor, just fuck off back to reddit.
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>>64682958
kill yourself redditor
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>>64685252
Oh i'm sorry, the adults were talking, now what was it you wanted?
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>>64685323
Shhhh redditor, no tears, only dreams now.
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>>64682741
Fuck off with you faux intellectual pleb bait.
>look I'm just like Tarkovsky!
>look I'm just like Coppola!
>I'm so deep with this dialogue!
>Due to production being behind schedule, the snow melted during the location shoot in Canada before filming was complete. With summer rapidly approaching, there was no choice but to relocate the entire production to southern Argentina, where there were similar wintry conditions.
Maintaining an aesthetic my ass. Iñárritu was way over his head at it shows.
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so when are we gonna ban the word Reddit on this board? Contributes absolutely nothing, ever. State why you dislike someone's opinion, don't just call them another website.
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>>64685388
Don't forget that God awful Jodorowsky reference.
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>bear scene
>well shit, he got fucked up, /tv/ lied about the bear rape though
>he gets attacked a second time
>well fuck, I guess he'll play dead this time and stagger back
>gets attacked a 3rd time
>don't fuck with nature

What was that pyramid, anyway? It was hard to make it out.
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>>64685388
It's because of plebeian little turds like you that most motion pictures produced today are movies and flicks. Whenever a film comes out you redditors can only say ''hurr it's trying so hard xD'', ''hurr it's artsy fartsy xD'' or ''hurr it's le all style but has le no substance xD''.

>>>/r/eddit

>>64685398
Dumb frogposting redditor, you will never fit in.
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>>64685490
What the fuck are you smoking?
It's not faux shit like this that's going to advance cinema. Iñárritu shouldn't strive to copy better directors (badly), he should try to do his own thing.
Posters like you should be erased from this board.
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This was kino af desu senpai
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>>64682958
you forgot a colon
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>>64685602
>>64685490
This better be bait.
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>>64685398
dumb frogposter
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>>64685572
Stop pretending that you care about cinema, silly redditor. Let me see that top 10 of yours of this year and of all time so I can have a chuckle.

inb4 ''Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, The Godfather and the list goes on!''
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>>64685657
>asking for a top ten list
>a fucking list where I would arbitrarily rank films like some sort of competition
>accuses me of not caring about cinema
>calls me the redditor
The irony.
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>>64685657
All of those films are better than the revenant.
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>>64685752
>he doesn't have the balls to share his favorite films while expressing is ''love for cinema''
>he thinks he's fooling me
>he's still denying to be a redditor
shiggy diggy doo
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Inarritu has never made a good movie.
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>>64685813
Yeah and that's because he only makes good films.
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>>64685811
I don't see how posting my favorite films is relevant to the arguments being made.
Feel free to post yours if though, no one is stopping you.
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>64685813
Film/flick/kino whatever
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>>64685813
Birdman was good.
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How is the leaked copy's quality?

How about sicario? Is the leak good quality?
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>>64685988
go watch the movie in the theatre. Pay the $6 for a matinee.

I guarantee being at the Theatre and not distracted watching it at home contributed a lot to my enjoyment of it. Some parts are slower and I probably would have gotten distracted on my phone or something.
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>>64685964
nah
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>>64686082
>best picture winner
>not good
>can't even admit that it is at least a decent movie, regardless of his personal opinion on it
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Leo was good but not great. Maybe next movie.
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>>64686048
You can't smoke, drink beer, pause, cook tendies, masturbate, or be naked in a theatre. I do all these while watching pirated films from the comfort of my moms basement.
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>>64685388
>>64685572
>>64685898
Show me your favorite films, Mr. Lover of Cinema. Don't be shy.
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>>64682958
redditor spotted
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>>64686177
I think he'll get it. The playing field is not super strong this year
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>>64683543
Hi /v/, I know that your fellow crossposter plebs can be easily impressed by you saying "gb2reddit" but real /tv/ cineastes can spot fraudulent garbage cinema and capeshit lovers like you from a mile away. Take your video game aesthetics and new favorite hack director back to your home board.
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>>64685423
What was that?
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>>64686321
>projecting this hard
Tell me what your favorite films are or crawl back to reddit.
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>82 / 5 / 25 / 1

lol
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>>64686389
reddit
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>>64686353
>I have no argument, give me your taste
How about you make like your favorite meme actor and crawl back to /v/?
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>>64686226
Problem Child 2
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>>64683205
>le malick is good meme

Malick is a hack. Knight of cups was ass
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>>64685398
Hello reddit
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>>64686413
>I don't have taste
It shows, reddit. You can still prove me wrong (if by some miracle I actually am) by simply posting your favorite films, Mr. Lover of CInema.
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ITT: redditors calling redditors redditors to try to distinguish themselves from redditors
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I have a slightly different opinion of this film than the majority of posters here. I look forward to being told to return to Reddit.
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>>64686501
You start, Mr. Player of Video Games. Let me guess, your favorite filmmakers are Kubrick, Kurosawa, Bergman...the list goes on?
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>>64686506
Nice try changing the original imgur filename but you're not fooling me.

>>>/r/eddit
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>>64686519
>>>/lgbt/
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i can't believe that there are plebs on /tv/ who think that this is anything more than a flick for redditors with no taste
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>>64686226
Why? Do tell me how that is relevant.
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>>64686546
Touché.
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>>64686533
>putting empty spaces between your lines
good try blending in redditard, but you stick out like a sore thumb
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>>64682958
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/
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>post yfw you realized the frenchmen kidnapped the indian princess so the tribe would kill the American fur trappers and trade in their pelts
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>>64686124
>Oscar winner
lol
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>>64683070
Proof that /tv/ is not dead
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>>64683262
>>>/r/movies
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>>64686730
Just = reddit
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This movie and drive are the only two movies I've ever walked out on.
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>>64685423
The bird flying out of the chest wound?
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Wha the fuck are you talking about, reddit has masturbating over this movie since 2014.
>http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/opwtfp/the-revenant-rmovies-poll/view
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>>64686346
This>>64686888
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>>64686528
>You start
No problem:

À nous la liberté (1931)
Francesco, giullare di Dio (1950)
I bambini ci guardano (1944)
I Was Born, But... (1932)
La Jetée (1962)
Les Enfants du paradis (1945)
Sciuscià (1946)
The Crowd (1928)
The Human Condition II: Road to Eternity (1959)
Umberto D. (1952)

Now let me see your favorite films.

Don't dodge the request this time, silly redditor.
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It was good. Main problem here is that tom hardy was the better actor and deserves the Oscar.
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>>64682741
I fell asleep before he killed Fitzgerald. Saw fitz kill the ginger though. Pretty movie but boring. I tried not to spoil myself with anything related to it except for the usual commercial ads.
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>>64687033
>reddit
reddit
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Posting this in both threads.

Anybody else surprised that the ending wasn't Glass bleeding out, propped up against a tree, staring up at the branches while that theme played again (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MTXJA_e3dw) or his dead wife spoke again?

That would have been better than the ending they did put in. Fitzgerald has that line during his death "you came all this way for your revenge, but it won't bring your boy back", and then there's just no closure on him saying that to Glass.

I didn't like the ending they chose.
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I absolutely fucking hated that they showed his breath fog up the lense. Thanks for reminding me that I'm watching a movie, and completely taking me out of the experience. What the fuck were they thinking? The way he looked in to the camera at the end was cheesy as fuck too. Those are really my only two complaints.
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>>64687160
Are you me?
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>>64686992
>it took him 20 minutes to copy paste Italian neo-realist flicks
All I see is that you enjoy meme movements.
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>>64687160
>showed his breath fog up the lense
I don't know what to feel about this
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>>64686888
>>64685423
>>64686977
Shit, I'd noted that while watching the movie when the screener first dropped and thought I'd post about it on /tv/ to sound smart, but then I forgot about it until I saw these posts. I'm retarded.

>>64686974
Shh, don't trigger the redditors.
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>>64686992
>all made before 1960
Trying way too hard there.
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>>64687184
>he doesn't realize that out of those ten only four are italian
>he doesn't realize I'm italian
>he thinks I'm waiting for his next reddit-tier reply to instantly reply
>he posts meme grids in an attempt to save face
Silly redditor.

Let me guess, you haven't watched a single one of my top 10 favorites uh?
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>>64687292
>a 1962 film is listed
>''they're all made before 1960! waaah''
Mr. Redditor hasn't bought a pair of nu male glasses yet?
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>>64687233
Nothing breaks immersion more than characters acknowledging the camera or making physical contact with it. Its almost as bad as acknowledging the audience.
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>>64687310
>>he doesn't realize I'm italian
At least you have a good reason for your shit taste, it's in your genes.
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>>64687366
>all made before 1963
Trying way too hard there.
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>>64687383
>calls my favorite films shit
>posts a meme grid
>still hasn't posted his actual favourites
Reddit, just stop.
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Do I get to be called Reddit too guys?
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>>64682741

I am not falling for the Caprio oscarbait meme.
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>>64682741

Only cuckolds love this pleb-tier garbage.
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>>64687583
Let me see your favorite films so I can have a chuckle Mr. Patrician.
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>>64687645
Clockwork orange
Momento
Machinest
Fire in the sky
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>>64686992
Jesus christ, dude. Stop while you're behind.
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>>64687686
>>>/r/eddit
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>>64687434
Here you go, wop. Try expanding your tastes beyond your shitty country's literal plebeian "movements" while you play video games and pretend to have any notion of taste.
აშიკ-ქერიბი (1988)
書を捨てよ町へ出よう (1971)
Touha zvaná (1969)
Ավետիք (1992)
Un homme qui dort (1974)
പിന്തുണ (1967)
Ménilmontant (1926)
Nostos - Il ritorno (1989)
Ordet (1955)
Oдинoкий гoлoc чeлoвeкa (1987)
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>>64687690
Awww did the little reddit babby get triggered? Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
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>>64687718
Nice meme response reddit! I see you've been here on /tv/ for a week, good job.
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>>64687716

T H I S
H
I
S

Plebs absolutely BTFO'd!

>>64687686

Fire in the sky?
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It was pretty and that's about it
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>>64682741

>american movies
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>>64687645
Mūsų nedaug(1996)
Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975)
Stroszek(1977)
砂の女 (1964)
As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty(2000)
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>>64682741
Shit taste OP.
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>>64682741
So fucking good. Some faggot at the very end got up and said

"Damn leo I'm disappointed, no acting! I said it, I said it. Boring"

Then someone shouted for him to go see transformers, and everyone elses mumbles become loud "Loved it." and "Wow!"
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>>64687716
>აშიკ-ქერიბი (1988)
Ashik Kerib is a 6/10 at best.
>書を捨てよ町へ出よう (1971)
This is not a film.
>Touha zvaná (1969)
Trash.
>Ավետիք (1992)
Avetik is also a 6/10 at best.
>Un homme qui dort (1974)
Meh, 7/10.
>Ménilmontant (1926)
Good but I know you never watched it.
>Nostos - Il ritorno (1989)
Shit, I'd give it a 4/10.
>Ordet (1955)
Great but I know you also never watched it.
>Oдинoкий гoлoc чeлoвeкa (1987)
The Lonely Voice of Man is a 6,5/10 at best and I'm being VERY generous.

Post your actual favorite films, silly redditor. Stop dodging your request, you're digging yourself a deeper hole after each desperate attempt to save face.
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>>64687964
Entire audience sounds autistic as fuck.
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>>64688029
Never felt more solace with a crowd before.
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>>64687836
>Mūsų nedaug(1996)
6/10 at best.
>Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975)
Good but I know you never watched it.
>Stroszek(1977)
Not bad but you probably also didn't watch it.
>砂の女 (1964)
Good but you also didn't watch it.
>As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty (2000)
A failure in my opinion but it was a nice try, I'd give it a 7/10.

We both know that you never watched any of those films though because if you did you would've only posted the ones in latin script in their original title and I'm sure you're not japanese. Post your actual favorites, redditor.
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>>64687993
>your request
my request*
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>>64687993
>>書を捨てよ町へ出よう (1971)
>This is not a film.
You Googled all the others, why didn't you Google that too, Giovanni?

>À nous la liberté (1931)
Vulgar garbage.
>Francesco, giullare di Dio (1950)
Absolute vomit.
>I bambini ci guardano (1944)
10/10 perfect film...I'd say if de Sica did literally the opposite of everything he did in this abortion
>I Was Born, But... (1932)
Pathetic wankery
>La Jetée (1962)
A favorite of pseuds. No wonder you masturbate to it.
>Les Enfants du paradis (1945)
An open sewer, as if an Indian carefully made this film.
>Sciuscià (1946)
Again, only an infantile Italian "mind" can come up with this afterbirth
>The Crowd (1928)
Horrible. Just kill yourself for liking it.
>The Human Condition II: Road to Eternity (1959)
The real wonder of the human condition is how you manage to pleasure yourself to this soiled piece of celluloid
>Umberto D. (1952)
Another example of what the Mediterranean means by art - sick perversion of the highest order.

All your favorite flicks are barely 1/10 and I'm being VERY generous too. Why do you even try to pretend to have taste while shitposting in between video game cutscenes?
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>>64688285
>An open sewer, as if an Indian carefully made this film.

I'm dead
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>>64682741
>if you don't like what I like you're reddit
opinion discarded
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>>64688285
>Google
I watched it and it's not a film, it's a movie.

>Vulgar garbage.
You haven't watched it.
>Absolute vomit.
You haven't watched it.
>this abortion
You haven't watched it.
>Pathetic wankery
You haven't watched it.
>An open sewer, as if an Indian carefully made this film.
You haven't watched it.
>this afterbirth
You haven't watched it.
>Horrible
You haven't watched it.
>soiled piece of celluloid
You haven't watched it.
>sick perversion of the highest order
There is absolutely nothing perverted about it, but then again, you haven't watched it.

Now, instead of acting retarded to try to save face, stop dodging the request and post your favorite films, silly redditor who enjoys pretending to be a lover of cinema.
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>>64687069
What how? I only go there to lurk for iOS jailbreaking. Movie was like 20 minutes too long.
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>>64683139
>winning the intrawebz this hard
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>>64687993
>>64688131
lol
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>>64682741
babbys first meme movie?
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>>64688481
t. ''It was boooooriiiinnng!!! Ughhh!!! There weren't enough explosions dude!!!!''
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>>64688426
>I watched it and it's not a film, it's a movie.
Better than any of your flicks. Also, you forgot to mention the PMA Azeez flick in your "critique". I think Google DEFINITELY failed you there.

>You haven't watched it.
I have. But you clearly haven't seen აშიკ-ქერიბი.
>You haven't watched it.
I have. But you clearly haven't seen 書を捨てよ町へ出よう.
>You haven't watched it.
I have. But you clearly haven't seen Touha zvaná.
>You haven't watched it.
I have. But you clearly haven't seen Ավետիք.
>You haven't watched it.
I have. But you clearly haven't seen Un homme qui dort.
>You haven't watched it.
I have. But you clearly haven't seen Ménilmontant.
>You haven't watched it.
I have. But you clearly haven't seen Nostos - Il ritorno.
>You haven't watched it.
I have. But you clearly haven't seen Ordet.
>There is absolutely nothing perverted about it, but then again, you haven't watched it.
It's pornography to aesthetes like me, and I've certainly watched it, or at least forced myself to. But you clearly haven't seen Oдинoкий гoлoc чeлoвeкa.

Do they have migrant rescue video games now, Lorenzo?
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>>64688285
You're going places kid.
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>>64688629
Yeah that's what he's saying.
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>>64688285
maximum bantz
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YOU NEVER GOING TO GET YOUR FUCKING OSCAR LEOFAGS
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>>64688668
>But you clearly haven't seen აშიკ-ქერიბი.
I have.
>But you clearly haven't seen 書を捨てよ町へ出よう.
I have.
>But you clearly haven't seen Touha zvaná.
I have.
>But you clearly haven't seen Ավետիք.
I have.
>But you clearly haven't seen Un homme qui dort.
I have.
>But you clearly haven't seen Ménilmontant.
I have and I've also downloaded it, pic related.
>But you clearly haven't seen Nostos - Il ritorno.
I have.
>But you clearly haven't seen Ordet.
I have and I've downloaded it too.
>forced myself to
>to watch Umberto D.
Massive disgustingly smelly plebeian turd detected.
>you clearly haven't seen Oдинoкий гoлoc чeлoвeкa.
I have.
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>>64688668
>>64688867
>>But you clearly haven't seen Ordet.
>I have and I've downloaded it too.
pic related
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>>64688285
>Another example of what the Mediterranean means by art - sick perversion of the highest order.
But he didn't list Salo.
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>>64682741
agreed, I loved it, but I'm still too pleb to articulate on why it was so amazing I mean some of the symbolism I know just went over my head but it was nonetheless beautiful. every shot just made you feel so present to everything in the setting and it was either very somber or very intense.

people who are just hurr durring; simplifying the methods used to shoot the movie in a mocking way are just contrarian faggots or true plebs who have no idea how to truly appreciate or value anything.
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>>64688992
>truly appreciate or value anything
>symbolism I know just flew over my head
>i'm stil too pleb to articulate on why
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>>64688285
>>64688989
>Another example of what the Mediterranean means by art
That would be pic related along with the art of Canova, Corradini, Sanmartino, Monti and I won't even name the countless incredible painters.

Italian art is the greatest and there is nothing perverted about it, unlike american modern contemporary '''''''''''''art''''''''''''' which is an abomination.
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>>64689031
>i'm stil too pleb to articulate on why
But he's not too pleb to appreciate a work of art.
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>>64689126
>Italian art is the greatest
>he forsakes the Russians
>he thinks literature isn't the greatest art form
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>>64689205
>can't articulate why
>appreciating art
Is this where /b/ goes when there bored?
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>>64689126
>I only know italian art so it's the best!
lol
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>>64682741
>Cis male sausagefest
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>>64689241
>he conveniently ignores architecture, painting and sculpture
>he also doesn't know a thing about italian literature
Stop posting, redditor.
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When people stop talking about The Revenant in a thread about The Revenant and start arguing about reddit
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>>64689306
>lol
What's funny, redditor?
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>>64689376
It just proves that anyone that thought the revenant was better than good is a redditor
Like this fag>>64689393
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>>64689393
You trying to appear cultured on an anonymous image board.
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>>64689306
>>64689393
Besides, the only type of art which can compete with italian art would be french art which is heavily italian influenced (also wouldn't exist without it) and then again, it can only compete in the painting department.
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>>64682899
this, gonna watch it again monday
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>>64689376
friendly reminder to report anyone who mentions reddit in a thread about movies because it has literally never not in one situation added to the discussion
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>>64689490
>trying to appear cultured
I'm not. Why do you think so though? Why are you so insecure? Are you uncultured?
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>>64682741
The Bear scene and the final fight scene actually made me cringe at points. Perfectly depicted gore and none of it was unnecessary imo
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>>64689527
>in a thread about movies
>a thread about movies
>thread about movies
>about movies
>movies
This is a thread about a film though, silly redditor.
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>>64689539
Are you? Please respond in detail.
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>>64685485
looked like skulls to me, but I couldn't tell if they were human or beast. Think that was the point though
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>>64689588
What's your question exactly?
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>>64689543
yup. I really loved this movie, I'm glad I saw it with the people I did because the discussion we had afterwards was fantastic.

But contrary to what some other posters have said, I NEVER want to see this movie again. It was fantastic, yes, but the gore was so well done it made me squirm in my seat.

I would turn to look away at some moments, and see the 2 people I saw it with looking away as well. It was very well done. It never really felt overdone, because every injury and fight scene had a weight to it that made it feel real.

Like, no shit, it's a fuckin' movie. We all know this. But when I want to avert my eyes because it feels real, you know it's just well done.
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>>64689539
I don't have to claim I am.
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>>64689640
Then why are you so insecure?

>>64689633
>I really loved this movie
>really loved this movie
>loved this movie
>this movie
>movie
Anon, I...
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>>64689588
Honestly, who cares? I've been scrolling down this argument and it just sounds like a waste of time.

Also, who gives a fuck if he's from reddit? I don't give a shit where he's from even if his opinion's shit. Hell, I browse reddit from time to time, it's not all too bad.

This honestly just seems like a big waste of time, there's no point to it.
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>>64689670
>Then why are you so insecure?
I'm not the one attaching art images I just took from google images to my posts.
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>>64689670
God damnit, I saw it in a fucking movie theatre filled with other human beings (ONE OF WHICH WAS MY BEST FRIEND, THE OTHER WHICH WAS FAMILY) instead of watching a pirated movie at home masturbating to my tendies.

Nobody gives a flying fuck what you call it, it's a movie/film whatever the fuck you autists here want to call it.
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Is there a worse board on 4chan p4p?
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>>64689717
>I just took from google images
Read the filenames you clueless imbecile and if only you knew about the amount of art pictures on my computer which are all classified by artist...

4chan is an imageboard by the way, if my posting of images (which are related to the subject we're currently talking about) triggers you, you're free to call mommy so she can come hold your hand and walk you back home, i.e. reddit.

Got it, kid? Or do you need me to repeat myself?
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Ya know, I used to think I was autistic or socially awkward until I came here

Jesus Christ, some of you people really make me sad

get the fuck out of your house sometime
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>>64689739
pic related

Learn, redditor, learn.
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Why the fuck do I come here? Every person arguing in this thread is a fucking faggot
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>>64689808
>ya know
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>>64682958
epic shitpost reddit!
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>>64689807
Wow you have art pictures on your computer, you're so cultured anon!
Your detailed post trying to justify what you're is just proving my point.
By the way, why are you posting sculptures on a television and film board and do you keep referencing reddit?
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>>64689895
Silly redditor, stop being so insecure, nobody is claiming to be more cultured than you, don't worry, go visit /r/art or something.

Everything's gonna be alright.
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>>64689838
Welcome to the club faggot.
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>>64689969
Way to ignore everything I said, my cultured friend. But do keep replying, you're not proving my point at all.
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>>64690018
>you're not proving my point at all
Silly redditor.
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>>64683267
People who post "hello reddit" should be shot on sight.
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>>64689739
Your post literally screams ''I'M A REDDITOR!!!!!!!''.
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Is anybody in this thread talking about the movie?

I just got back from it an hour ago and was really underwhelmed, and I'm wondering what I missed. Tom Hardy and his character were amazing, but Leo and his struggles were almost completely uninteresting to me. I liked a lot of the scenes individually, but as a whole the film just didn't move me at all.
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>>64683381
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>>64690203
>Leo and his struggles were almost completely uninteresting to me
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ITT: reddit getting BTFO
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>>64690812
this

Redditors on suicide watch.
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>>64691498
>I didn't really like the movie that much
>AHHHH REDDIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
Really blowing people out there.
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>>64683205
It's still a little rough but it's worthy of its efforts. Can't always have an Avatar, reddit.
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>>64691550
>being this triggered
kek, redditors are amusing.
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>>64690203
Boredom happens when you have time to think and toy have nothing interesting in your mind, especially is a set piece such as revenant. If I were you, friend, I'd try to not be so boring.
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>>64691595
I'm genuinely curious as to what people see in this movie and all that's here is memes and reddit get out posts. Are people just impressed by the artistry of the film? I'll admit that it's well made but that's pretty much the only thing going for it.
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is this a western or more of a submarine kind of film?
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>>64691699
>that's pretty much the only thing going for it
HELLO REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>64691720
Mind explaining in more detail?
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>>64691621
The film doesn't give you much to speculate on.

Most of the scenes are very literal. Stuff happens and it doesn't mean anything else. Most scenes told almost nothing knew about Leo's character, and for the most part there wasn't enough information about leo's character to speculate in the first place.

A lot of the visuals were cool and some of the stuff that happened was cool, but it wasn't really the sort of movie that makes you think a lot.
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I have wholly lost track of who's redditing who.

It's all reddit now.

I am the last true channer.

>they're just holograms
>just a bunch of a fucking lasers
>click on the pretty mountains now anon
>that's a good anon
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>>64691780
It's supposed to make you reflective, which is why there's so much downtime. This is supposed to give you a sense of Leo's character as he has nothing left and is chasing ghosts.

It is a bit rough but if it were better it would be a masterpiece. It's worth seeing.
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>>64686225
So why are commenting in a /film/ thread? you pathetic movie parasite
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>>64687160
The lense flares were poor also.
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i like this movie, it looks really pretty.. i'd like to see it in a theater
i still think leo is a terrible actior though and yea those dream scenes.. they just seemed odd
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>>64691875
Reflective on what exactly? Leo's character has exactly one motivation and exactly one character trait. It's not like there's much to reflect on.
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>>64686506
This is like inception, but even more shit.
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>>64682958
reddit pls
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>>64692072
His dead wife and now his native son taken from him.

I don't know, man, you have to be able to empathize.
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>>64687716
"They're good because they're foreign and obscure!"
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>>64687645
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>>64690203
Hardy is the calibre of actor di-craprio only dreams he can be
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>>64692608
No one asked you to post a pic of yourself, silly redditor.
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>>64693400
>not understanding how an imageboard works

hello redditor-projecting again i see?
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>>64682741
this movie is long take meme trash for 13 year olds and redditors

iñárritu is a hack who steals from tarkovsky, malick and jodorowsky without understanding any of them, people who dick ride this garbage know nothing about cinema
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I pirated it and used the money I saved to watch TFA again. Literally don't remember anything about the revenant except Leo's ripped up throat grunts.

>not going to Reddit
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>>64685490
if you think the limit of the spectrum is mainstream movies to the revenant you don't know shit about current film culture
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>>64694024
Everyone already said that, find some buzzwords
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>>64686124
>giving a shit about the oscars

It's 2k16 jesus christ
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Never been to reddit but I doubt it's worse than this place, just look at this embarrassment
>>64686992
>>64687993
>>64688285
>>64687716
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>>64683368
I actually legit laughed out loud when Dicaprio was crawling up to the man raping the indian girl. He had a godly view of man ass and slapping balls.

And I'm pretty sure the whole theater thought I was laughing at the girl getting raped.
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>>64682741
>Not out till Jan 28 in my country
Fuck at least I have the screenr
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>>64682741
The cinematography was good but children of men was done better. Also nothing happened in the movie. The story could have been condensed down to like 60 minutes without the wankery. Also none of the characters were very good. Didnt give a shit about a single one.
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>>64682741
I feel like for this movie they got the actors, got the setting then realized they need to have a storyline
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9/10 movie. will watch again.
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>>64694623
>a plot guy
end yourself
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>>64682741
DiCaprio ruined this movie.
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>>64683070
fucking eh.

Klondike is better than this POS.
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>>64694456
happy I wasn't the only one who thought about the poor porno guys who have to do that move every day.
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>>64682741
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>>64695643
Thank you Leo
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>>64682958
heeeelloooooo reddit
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Apart from character logic that didn't make sense near the end, this movie is MOTY 2015.
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so this is the gritty reboot to dances with wolves? well its better than avatar the gritty reboot to fern gully
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>>64686567
c'mon man. I just wanna know what your favorite films are. Don't be a bitch.
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Why is everybody here so angry?
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>>64696936

The Tree of Life
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>>64682741
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>>64697033
Because they are ugly virgins who will never get any.
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>>64697327
Pretty much
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