>barely outgrosses The Phantom Menace and Return of the Jedi

Dumb fuck can't we all get along

>Won't even sink Titanic

JIMBO IS LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.

forced meme is forced

>>64673097
why are all of you (on both sides) arguing over a marvel movie?

>>64673097
can someone answer the following for a guy whos just watched it?

How is finn able to use a light saber so well on his first go when he's not even a jedi

How is rey able to master jedi techniques like mind control etc and how to master the saber in a few hours when it took years for vader and luke to learn these things?

why cant the new order just capture rey, freeze her like they did in part 5, then proceed to use her eggs for cloning and fertilization purposes so they can make as many force strong offspring fom her then kill he rwhen they no longer need her?

why cant they just make clones out of kylo ren? like thousands of thousands of force sensitive powerful sith lord clones like kylo?

>land of cheap knock offs, not interested in cheap knock offs

>Barely outgrosses one of the biggest films of all time
>flop

Nice logic there, faggot

>>64673204

May the meme be with you.

>>64673097

wow
such meme
very tryhard

>>64673300
>How is finn able to use a light saber so well on his first go when he's not even a jedi

>How is rey able to master jedi techniques like mind control etc and how to master the saber in a few hours when it took years for vader and luke to learn these things?

Shockingly shit writing and taking liberties all over the place with the already established Star Wars lore. It will probably turn out to be some 'the force chose them because they're special' bullshit

>>64673316
Kek

>>64673300
Finn doesn't use the light saber well at all. He gets his ass kicked both times he uses it

>>64673300
>Finn
Stormtrooper training, they are trained to counter force-users (as shown by tr8t0r)
>Rey
Talent or some shit
>Capturing Rey
Maybe they were going to do that but you know, she escaped during interrogation (can't interrogate someone when they are frozen)
>Clones
Not a clue

how did the war between these two shit flicks even start?

>>64673354
Back to Reddit with you, cunt

>>64673097
>barely out grosses Phantom menace

TPM grossed 923 million. TFA is about to cross 1.6 billion after three weeks in theaters. I think 700 million is more than "barely"

>>64673097
>fourth biggest box office in history after three weeks
>flop

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN HERE? I'm new to /tv/ but not to 4chan and this kind of meme is just annoying.

>>64673487
>not adjusted
troll

Had they kill Ford IRL for this film it would make 10 billion dollars

They didn't need to resort to killing the cast to make money

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>>64673647
>not adjusted

>tfw Cameron will never evencome close, ever.

>>64673097
>Furious 7

>Hateful 8
>Ridiculous 6

Is this real?

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>it's a flop if you liked it you're a shill

>>64673300
>>How is finn able to use a light saber so well on his first go when he's not even a jedi
it's not hard to swing a stick around, when he goes up against someone with technique (Kylo) he gets his ass bat
>How is rey able to master jedi techniques like mind control etc and how to master the saber in a few hours when it took years for vader and luke to learn these things?
mind tricks are pretty basic, stormtroopers are weak-willed because of their mental conditioning. she has brute strength in the force but isn't refined with it
also >master
>why cant the new order just capture rey, freeze her like they did in part 5, then proceed to use her eggs for cloning and fertilization purposes so they can make as many force strong offspring fom her then kill he rwhen they no longer need her?
that's not their plan, they don't want a bunch of force-strong offspring
also carbon freezing doesn't work like that
>why cant they just make clones out of kylo ren? like thousands of thousands of force sensitive powerful sith lord clones like kylo?
again, why do you assume they want a bunch of powerful sith lords? the sith have always kept it to two

>>64674023
literally Reddit

>>64673300
>How is finn able to use a light saber so well on his first go when he's not even a jedi
Probably had some training with those cattle prod thingies

>How is rey able to master jedi techniques like mind control etc and how to master the saber in a few hours when it took years for vader and luke to learn these things?
Probably has something to do with that "awakening" thing. The force might just have "reached out" to her.

>why cant the new order just capture rey, freeze her like they did in part 5, then proceed to use her eggs for cloning and fertilization purposes so they can make as many force strong offspring fom her then kill he rwhen they no longer need her?
Cause that'd be stupid

>why cant they just make clones out of kylo ren? like thousands of thousands of force sensitive powerful sith lord clones like kylo?
Why couldn't they make tons of clones of Anakin Skywalker?

>>64674390
>you're also reddit if you like this flop

>>64673300
>not realizing Finn is force sensitive
Ren FELT his presence
the whole 'there has been an awakening' scene is actually about Finn as he's awakened from being a Stormtrooper by his force sensitivity.