ITT: We make John Oliver zingers
"Starbucks: the place where you daughter buys overpriced drinks before she is 21,
NO SALLY, 7 DOLLARS FOR A DRINK IS NOT A GOOD DEAL, NO MATTER HOW MUCH PUMPKIN SPICE IT HAS"
Oliver is among the traitorous leftist scum pushing for invasion of rapists and terrorists in Europe.
Fuck this subhuman trash.
"Okay, okay so recently I realised something, right? You know how the Republican Party is stuck in the past, right? And how they say """IT'S BETTER TO BE DEAD THAN RED!!!!"""", right? Stick with me here.
*Republican flag prop is hoisted up*
*pre-scripted audience starts laugh at the realisation of the joke*
WELL, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!
Well he does have a point with that.
Trump pretty much killed the Republican party.
Withers he wins or not.
"Twilight: a film where a young girl chooses between falling for a werewolf or a vampire.
NO BELLA, YOU DON'T WANT SOME MYTHICAL DEMON TO KISS YOU. JUST FIND A NICE PALE BOY AND LIVE UNDERGROUND, LIKE A HOBBIT."
As wrong as he usually is that's taken out of context, he was referring to declining birth rates in European countries
they must make their bulls wear condoms when they prep then over there or something.
>"Ukraine, or as Putin calls it, Mykraine"
>it's an "angry European lashes out at Americans on the internet because his wife will never have a son because of European bull prepping etiquette" episode
Thanksgiving, the place where white people eat massive meals to celebrate the genocide of millions of natives!
No Bubba, eating another wing will NOT give smallpox to another tribe of natives, you DON'T have to stuff yourself!
The context is that the traitorous governments have been tricked into treating all their finances like a jewish ponzi scheme. You need more and more people paying in as the years go on in to support the people taking out. If the population declines, the entire thing crumbles.
See social security.
Bravo John, bravo!
I was going to be a hateful bigot until I remembered the current time and date.
>le current year meme
>social progress is bad
It's a construct in that Hispanics and Asians will be redefined as white to keep it the white man keeping the black man down.
Seriously, hispanics are gonna be like the Irish and the Polish. Jump straight from "pump my gas you dumb mick" to "check your privilege white boy" with nothing in between.