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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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>>64670859
He was a good friend.
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I'd rather hear the story of Darth icky the gross
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>>64670859
help me im starting to believe the darth jar jar theory im even starting to wonder what the title the phantom menace really meant
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Is it possible to learn this power?
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>>64670859
yes
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>>64671063
not from a jedi
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>recordscratch.wav
>freeze frame

WOAH WOAH WOAH! They're talking about ME! Darth Plagueis, the Master of Disaster, the Myth of the Sith, the Bullseye of the Dark Jedi! But I wasn't always such a monster. In fact, let's rewind this a bit, all the way back to 1999...
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Darth Tryanus
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>>64670859
They say he had such a knowledge of shitposting that he could keep threads alive past page 10
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I've always thought that sheev was the student of darth plagueis that he mentions. thoughts?
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>>64671063
Not from a small guy
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>>64671852
Yes that's so beyond obvious.
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>>64670859
Yeah, didn't see the tragedy though.

He will never see his clone armies in action, and all he wanted to do was live forever.
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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Childkillerus the Brave?
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Hev' yah eever herd the trahgedy of Kanjiklub?
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>>64671063
yeah
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>>64670859
Just marathoned this scene, is Sheev the Emperor?
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>>64672546
no r2 is.
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>>64670859

It is said that he could save a person from dying from a broken heart, and despite the incessant cooing of a droid going "OO-BOO, OO-BOO."
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I read something somewhere that described Sheev as having Darth Plagueis in a nearby room slowly dying of poison or something while he was having that conversation with Anakin.
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>>64670859
i'd rather hear the treason lightsaber dance
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>>64671304
underrated.
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>>64674958
In the EU, Sheev killed Plagueis in the same day he turned into the Chancellor, by drugging his drink and fucking him in the ass with Force Lightning.
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>>64675184
why would darth maul exist then if they still followed the rule of two?
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The NFL playoffs are on. Can you guys try to be normal? Just once
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>>64671246

The way he tricked Anakin was masterful, he answers it in a way that implies he can teach Anakin the power, when in reality he knows fuck all about how to do it.

Bravo, Lucas.
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>>64670859
Have you ever made a deal with Kanjiklub?
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>>64675184
Ah, that sounds about right. Where did you read that? Would that have been from the comics and have ended up on one of the wiki pages?

>>64675213
1. Darth Maul was a tool
2. The Rule of Two isn't a cosmic force, it's a rule. Just because a character says something "Always two there are" doesn't mean it's set in stone and enforced by some galaxy-wide institution. It's a custom. It's a general rule. It's a "way of doing things". One doesn't explode if a third one is introduced to the Dark Side while the first one laughs. It's just a policy amongst the Sith to protect their asses.
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>>64674958
>'tis the season then
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