Save Bill Please

DRILL THE OIL

YOU MUST TOIL

>>64667010

billy "anti cuck" blueballs

>Save Bill from happiness and the greatest career success he's experienced yet

Jesus she doesn't look like a real person what the fuck

>>64667629
>success
>happiness

Being chained to an ugly braying nag and watering down his material?

>>64667010
Holy shit this is enraging. Maybe Bill's less brutal these days because he's getting older and happier? The same thing has happened with every comedian. When things start going your way you can't be angry anymore.

It has nothing to do with his wife, you fucking dunce. Literally every famous person who gets married has to deal with people trashing their wife because they changed. It's a fallacy, it doesn't make any fucking sense, and it's insulting to both parties.

>>64667010
he's from Boston ya cunt

burn the coal, pay the toll. i hope she divorces him and steals all of his money.

>>64667784

getting toasty roasty ;) ?

>>64667010
Would you fuck Nia if it meant old Bill would return?

I didn't even mind her until a couple months ago when she yelled at Bill for him yelling during his podcast, which makes him money and promotes him big time.

>>64667784
>Maybe Bill's less brutal these days because he's getting older and happier? The same thing has happened with every comedian
Didn't the opposite happen with Carlin?

>>64667934
Carlin just got worse to the point where his specials became ridiculously bad ovation marathons.

>>64667756
Jesus man.. you sound like a miserable cunt

>>64667010
Pathetic. You're a sad cunt OP.

>>64667010
was never funny anyway
cried for a week because phillywas mean to him
boo hoo faget

>>64668317

mad I called out wig-wearing hos like you?

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>>64668075
I like old Carlin better then his 60s or 70s self. He had a lot of things to say, and possibly looking back on his younger self he must have felt like a complete fool or tool which is why a lot of his rants started to sound like a personal blog. I consider Bill his spiritual successor, but he hasn't achieved his metamorphosis of duality yet.

>>64668434
>He had a lot of things to say
Unfortunately none of them was funny.

>>64667866
cute rhyme, faggot

>>64667934
yeah, carlin didn't get happier with age, he got progressively more annoyed with how stupid everyone still was. even though he was an edgelord I believe his idealism is what fueled his anger. he expected better out of people

>>64668421
Here it is (You)

>>64668493
baseball/football is funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXacL0Uny0

>>64667010
>Ever since Bill hooked up with her, he's become toothless. He lost that NYC edge we all loved him for.

They've been together for like 10 years or something, so unless you were a fan before then you have no reason to complain. Also NYC edge? Bill is from Massachusetts.

>>64668725

They haven't been married for 10 years. Big difference. Also no shit he was from Massachusetts. He lived and performed in NY for a while though. Which is where he made friends with a lot of the O&A crew.

>>64668543
nice try but that's not me.

>>64669546
Alright fine but this is the last one (You)

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>>64667010
>Save Bill

That would require resurrecting Patrice. Can you do that?

If Bill can't be friends with Patrice, he should at least be able to have sex with a woman that kind of looks like him.

>>64670519
Patrice and Bill were always friends, right till the end right?

I swear man, Boston for some reason bred the greatest comics of all time.

hes been with Nia for over 10 yrs. its you idiots that believed his "im a mgtow for lyfe" meme. that's right. all of his bits mimicking a women, he was referring to nia.

she probably helped his comedy career, considering bill wasn't even funny in the 90s

>>64670519

I could see him saying that

>>64667010
1. we're not your fucking army
2. pussy kills talent, look at billy joel pre- and post- Christie Brinkley
3. stop licking stand-up comedians' taints, you're barely above people who listen to drivetime radio

>>64670519
>If Bill can't be friends with Patrice
it would only take one bullet

White male/Black female marriages last longer. Fuck off with your cheating white wife that will take you for everything you have.

>>64671230

Hahaha are you looking after your wife's son right now?

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>>64671314
Nah, you find one where he's already in jail.

>>64667010
Christ Bill.

I always figured Nia was at least hot for him to put up with her.

Did he just want to marry Patrice Oneil?

The guy is almost 50.
He's not going to be some edgy 35-year-old for the rest of his life. Give him a break.