Will someone please do something to ruin Bill's relationship with this fat gum-grinned sack of trash?
Ever since Bill hooked up with her, he's become toothless. He lost that NYC edge we all loved him for. He was mean and he could dress anyone down in seconds. This was a skill he acquired while living among other single angry and it made them all masters of their craft.
Now that this bitch has come in to the picture, he can barely get a word in edgewise on his own fucking podcast. Not only that, but he's toned everything down. His "rants" are "maybe society isn't running in our best interests right now" and his other shit is like "eat right and exercise :D !! Man I feel good today!"
What the fuck happened to this man? Right as he was about to become a legend, his horrible cunt of a woman tied a knot around his nutsack, it dropped off and he lost all of his vital energy. The only way he can recapture his past glory days is if he catches this bitch cheating and starts to hate the world again. Someone please help.
Holy shit this is enraging. Maybe Bill's less brutal these days because he's getting older and happier? The same thing has happened with every comedian. When things start going your way you can't be angry anymore.
It has nothing to do with his wife, you fucking dunce. Literally every famous person who gets married has to deal with people trashing their wife because they changed. It's a fallacy, it doesn't make any fucking sense, and it's insulting to both parties.
Would you fuck Nia if it meant old Bill would return?
I didn't even mind her until a couple months ago when she yelled at Bill for him yelling during his podcast, which makes him money and promotes him big time.
I like old Carlin better then his 60s or 70s self. He had a lot of things to say, and possibly looking back on his younger self he must have felt like a complete fool or tool which is why a lot of his rants started to sound like a personal blog. I consider Bill his spiritual successor, but he hasn't achieved his metamorphosis of duality yet.
cute rhyme, faggot
yeah, carlin didn't get happier with age, he got progressively more annoyed with how stupid everyone still was. even though he was an edgelord I believe his idealism is what fueled his anger. he expected better out of people
>Ever since Bill hooked up with her, he's become toothless. He lost that NYC edge we all loved him for.
They've been together for like 10 years or something, so unless you were a fan before then you have no reason to complain. Also NYC edge? Bill is from Massachusetts.
They haven't been married for 10 years. Big difference. Also no shit he was from Massachusetts. He lived and performed in NY for a while though. Which is where he made friends with a lot of the O&A crew.
That would require resurrecting Patrice. Can you do that?
If Bill can't be friends with Patrice, he should at least be able to have sex with a woman that kind of looks like him.
hes been with Nia for over 10 yrs. its you idiots that believed his "im a mgtow for lyfe" meme. that's right. all of his bits mimicking a women, he was referring to nia.
she probably helped his comedy career, considering bill wasn't even funny in the 90s
1. we're not your fucking army
2. pussy kills talent, look at billy joel pre- and post- Christie Brinkley
3. stop licking stand-up comedians' taints, you're barely above people who listen to drivetime radio
Nah, you find one where he's already in jail.