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Film tropes that don't happen in real life
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Film tropes that don't happen in real life

>gruesome crime scene
>officers immediately have to go outside and throw up
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why doesn't this happen?
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>>64666687
Because the normal reaction is shock and not nausea.
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>>64666811
says who?
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>>64666821
normies
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>>64666946
>FBI
>normies
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>>64666629

You don't think the smell of rotting flesh would make you throw up?
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>>64666993
No, because the natural reaction is to stop breathing through your nose, not throw up like a girly girl
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>>64666629

That does happen but usually only if the person on the scene is a newbie. The smell of rotten human flesh always makes you puke the first time you encounter it. It's like an evolutionary response.
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>beta male gets the girl

why do they taunt us like this
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>>64666629
It's not the crime scene that's making them throw up, it's the shitty yellow tint.
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>>64667044
I went balls deep inside your mum yesterday and I didn't puke, anon.
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>>64667101
silvio never even spoke to the girl
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>>64667114
There's no tint in that shot IMO. It's natural.
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>bad guy gets shot in the abdomen.
>Instantly drops dead.

>recoiless handguns

>cocking of non-existent hammer on combat style handgun

>girls firing mid- and large caliber handguns one handed and hitting anything
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I'm an officer and I have to throw up when I see a dead body that looks like shit.

so, OP is wrong.
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>>64667116

Anon... my mom is dead.
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>>64666629
Small women with no muscle don't lead hostage rescue teams.
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>shooting a gun with a silencer
>pthew
>pthew
>pthew
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>>64667304
Why do you need muscles to shoot a gun?
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>>64667304
You don't need muscles to hold and fire an 8 lbs AR
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>>64666687
Because real cops will just laugh about it because they're /b/-tier desensitized to gore and seeing people get rekd
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Not an officer or anything, I don't even work in a field that deals with dead bodies

I've seen three dead bodies, one was fucking horribly maggoty and bloated and shit and the only thing that remotely made my stomach churn was the smell. I was fine though, not even traumatized

fuck I've gotten too edgy
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>>64666811

I imagine the smell of a house full of corpses would be bad tho
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women should only be allowed to shoot cute tiny pistols. making them use big rifles is sexist
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>>64667302
I'm so sorry anon... that would explain all the dishes piling up
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>courtroom scene
>witness getting questioned is backed into a corner
>"Yea I did it and here is how with every specific detail!"
>"Order order!"
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>>64667336
I could swear I've seen some smarter updates to this where the sound effect is an actual crack, but offhand I can't think of an example. Seems like it was a 70s-80s-90s thing.

I can cite pic related for some good operatorism.
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>>64666629

>Le main characters needs to be likeable so that audience can relate to them.
>Le if director knows that something will be shocking for the audience, the main character needs to reflect that shock, thus stay relatable.

I fucking hate that shit
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>>64667339
>>64667352
Why do you think the military and police have fitness requirements? To promote physical wellness?
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>>64667406
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>>64666687
Because Hollywood doesn't want to portray police officers as a bunch of pussies.
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>>64666629
That's because of build-up stress before action
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>>64667453
what are you even saying you crackhead
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>>64667464
Yes, and those requirements are much lower for women.
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>>64666811
>Bad smells have never caused people to throw up in the history of bad smells and throwing up
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>historical army
>everyone is carrying swords instead of spears
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>>64667336
As a person who has actually fired guns with suppressors (NOT FUCKING SILENCERS) I have never ever ever seen a movie that accurately shows the sound they make
It just goes to show how uneducated and libtard the media is, or at least how it panders to the uneducated libtard viewers
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>>64666629
This is true, I'm pretty much numb to every form of gore and shit. None of it phases me, only thing that might freak me out is if I encountered a real life "Thing"
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>>64667586
it has nothing to do with that you retard, it's just so we can have silenced guns in movies.
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Why did Guillermo 'el Sicario' del Taco shoot Emily Blunt when she found him taking that cop hostage?
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>>64667391
>not even traumatized

Not even a little bit?
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>>64667586
The shotgun tube from No Country?
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>>64667336
sub sonic .45 acp with a decent suppressor is close to what movies portray.
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>>64667613
Because she was trying to stop him/arrest him and she was pointing a gun at him which was a big no-no
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>>64667638

Bump
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>>64667196
No it isn't. You're blind if you think reality looks like that.
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>>64667039
The point is that this was an irregular occurence. I guarantee you would puke. The smell of rotting flesh, coupled with the adrenaline and vertigo after a shootout would definitely make you puke.
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>>64666629
Are you retarded? My uncle was a cop and he said when he was a rookie they found a bloated body that was a person who ODed. Sat ina crack den over a week. He puked his brains out and had anxiety for weeks. It happens to all the rookies
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Most shootout scenes, even in works with realistic tone, are bullshit.
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>>64667520
Thanks to equal opportunity bullshit
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>>64667613
she almost disrupted the mission
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>>64667586
These sniper rifles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvIgiz6km0o
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>>64667605
Ya lets see that in action. Go and volunteer with EMS one night and see how you feel
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>>64667586

Honestly it's a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. That sound effect has been in the moviegoing comsciousness for so long now that it would probably be jarring for the audience to not hear it if a suppressed gun is used.
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>>64667638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtIqTfObXIo
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>>64667897
>implying the hardest part of being EMS isn't hauling fatasses on stretchers up and down stairs for twelve hour shifts
>implying EMS people vomit from gruesome gore and not from the constant smell of old people as they visit retirement homes all day carting around dying folks
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>>64667973
Seems pretty close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKJiwcGvaqI
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>>64667391
I bet you can still hear them scream, late at night when you go to sleep.
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>>64666629
>Cop forgets to read the perp his Miranda Rights
>He has to be released and all charges have to be droped
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>>64667955
Same thing with swords being drawn and a "KSH" noise happening. I watched Harakiri yesterday and all the silent sword drawing was weird at first
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>>64667973

>ywn have fun shooting shotguns on your private range on your big american property

feels bad
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>>64666629
Here's my shitty attempt at the removing the shitty yellow tint. Fuck any director that uses that shit. It doesn't make your movie look good.
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>>64666811
Have you ever smelt rotting flesh?

It crawls inside your nostrils. It makes you feel disgusting from the inside.
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>>64666629
>hardcore SWAT/FBI/HRT operators
>throwing up after seeing some bodies

yeah, that was kinda strange to see
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>>64669100
it makes it look
>>cinematic
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>>64669100
That looks too familiar though. Like it was shot in your own backyard.
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>>64669100
just looks brighter and more vibrant
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>>64669104
So park rangers have to throw up every time they go near a dead animal?
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>this thread is actually full of retards who think it's acceptable for a seasoned hostage rescue operator to vomit whenever they smell rotting flesh
Hopefully you guys are never on any HRTs.
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>>64667605
>I don't feel sick so no one else does.
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>>64669233
I know they throw up every time the go near your mom...
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>>64669174
>That looks too familiar though. Like it was shot in your own backyard.
At least it looks like real life.

Here's set photo vs final film.
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>>64669322
No, unlike you I'm not on any hormone replacement therapies you fucking faggot.
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>>64669107
That's not "some bodies" though. That's an entire house worth of rotten corpses embedded in the walls.
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>>64669503
damn nigga that video is good quality. what release do you get?
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Christ who would have thought /tv/ would be full of such pansies.
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>weak Character points gun to villain
>villain: 'Heavy, isn't it? XD'
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>>64669780
> klick
> you have to switch the safety off first
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>demon/monster gets hold of a side-character
>brutally mauls him
>demon/monster gets hold of the main character
>punchs him and throws him away
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>>64669837
Oh wait, I didn't notice that this thread wasn't about tropes you hate.
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>>64669837

Since when do demons exist???
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>>64666811
I remember one time, when I was working at a reptile shop, the rat bins in the back got flooded. The owner bred his own feeders and it was a significant part of his business. Each mouse and rat family had its own bin on a rack that had about 5 rows and maybe ten bins per row. There was a water nozzle coming into each bin off a main water line. One time one of the nozzles got gunked up and didn't close all the way, which led to that bin being filled. What we didn't understand is how this led to all the bins in half the feeder room being flooded.

I cannot explain the smell and visual I experience that day. Rotted, bloated rat and mouse bodies floating in a soup of soggy bedding and decaying flesh. Me and my friend spent all day back there cleaning that mess up. I feel for these cops.
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>>64666629
Name 20 flicks 15 joints and 7 movies where this happens

Also it was just the smell of the bodies, the real question is how did that smell not already stink up the whole house
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>>64669503
U can see the cam opertor from the acog lol
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>>64666629
based retard
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>>64667390
Can confirm, my dad was a detective. But even when he was just a cop, he would get calls where people would report a bad smell or something. He said a few times he found bodies that were moving from the maggot infestation inside of them.
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>>64668819
Most "blatantly guilty criminal has to be released because technicalities" scenes are dumb and unrealistic, especially because they're usually done with criminals that aren't wealthy like Freddy Krueger. In real life, the balance of justice is strongly in favor of the police and the prosecution
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>plot twist: /spoiler it's a glock
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>>64667586
> (NOT FUCKING SILENCERS)

Silencer Co and NC Silencer would like to have a word with you.
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>>64666629
What the fuck are you on about, almost nothing in real life happens like it happens in the movies.
Even the closest shit have HUGE amounts of dramatization.
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EMT here, both OP and >>64668021 are right. When there's an emergency I'm too busy doing my job to be disgusted, however when we perform transfers from hospitals and shit, stuff where you don't do anything other than physically transport the person, if said person smells(they often do) then yeah, it's pretty disgusting.
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>>64667586
>I have never ever ever seen a movie that accurately shows the sound they make
Guns are fucking loud.

I remember an interview about Bonnie and Clyde, where the the director was at the premier, and noticed something was wrong with the gunfire, so he rushed upstairs to the projection room. The guys said they thought the soundtrack was fucked because the gunshots were so loud and noisy, they turned down the mix. He explained to them that they were SUPPOSED to be obnoxiously loud.
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>>64669966
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>>64667794

>bulletproof wooden tables
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>>64671042
I was an orderly in an orthopedics wing of a hospital for a while, and the worst part for me was the smells and sounds.

Like how no one ever talks about how the inside of people have a smell that you can never forget.

Or the sound of a bone saw during an amputation. My first week on the lob I had to hold a leg up for the doctors while they performed the amputation, and then got to carry it down to pathology.

I still have nightmares about that job.
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>>64667754
The vaguely sweet odor of rotting flesh, especially one contained within a tight space, will make many people puke.
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>>64670017
>Acog
That is a aimpoint not a acog.
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>>64666811
>>64666687
>>64666629

Worked crime scenes doing pickup/delivery for 3-4 years. The cops are usually joking around about getting spaghetti or roast beef afterwards. Maybe the ones who it is their first one might if the smell was bad enough, but I had never seen it happened. Come time to move the body they will clear the fuck out though so no one asks them to help.

>>64667044
this guy is full of shit
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>>64671353
man I can definitely feel you
>smell of people's insides
>sound of bones cracking

why did you take the job?
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>>64666629
I have friends who's job is to take dead bodies out of buildings
They told me how they had to have cops help them pull out a body of a 500+lb obese dude
The cops threw up after
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In years of buying my own groceries, I haave never had

>a brown paper bag
>a French baguette sticking out
>dropped the bag at the moment I met the love of my life
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>>64671110
kek
n1 m8
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>>64671684
Do you fold your baguette or what?
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>>64671770
>BAGUETTE FOLDING SCUM

HOLY SHIT SQUISHES THE MIDDLE PART FUCKING SAVAGES
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>>64667044
When I found my mother's bloated and decomposed body in her bed I was pretty sad but I didn't puke
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>>64671654
>why did you take the job?
I was in school. It was a job through a temp agency, and i was lead to believe it was going to be janitorial work.

I remember the interview they asked me "Do you have a problem with blood and nudity" and i was like 20 so my answer was "I fucking LOVE blood and nudity."

But I didn't seriously consider it not being the fun kind of blood and nudity.

The only thing that still kind of bothers me about it was holding down a patient when they bringing them out of anesthesia. You would be amazed at the amount of fight even a little old lady has.
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>>64671684
>>a brown paper bag
They seemed to go out sometime in the 90's. But before that they always asked "Paper, or plastic."
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>Movie has soldiers, especially high-speed-low-drag special operations
>A bunch of them are women
I have literally never heard of a woman passing selection for any such unit
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>>64671684
>paper bags without handles

why.tiff
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>>64671684
>>64671770

Do American baguettes not come in individual bags?

In the UK if you buy a baguette, they're either already in a cellophane bag or in a bakery they put it in one of these long brown bags.

Having food out in the open like that is just gross. Which leads me to another one:

>character drops an apple
>wipes it on their clothes
>eats it
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>character is a "nerd"/"loser"
>He's good looking, has plenty of friends, and talks to girls
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>>64672064
>Having food out in the open like that is just gross.
A lot of time they're more like paper sleeves. Also a bread with a hard crust is absolutely fine being left out in the air until you can get home and put it in the breadbox. You DO have a breadbox don't you?
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>>64666811
Rotten flesh literally causes one to throw up involuntarily if it is strong enough, there is no way to describe how horrible it is, it's like a psychic attack.
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>>64671861
wew
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Cop here. The rotting smell is what gets me. The only time I got sick from just the visual was a lady in a car wreck whose face got ripped off by a piece of metal.
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>>64672189
>it's like a psychic attack.
It is. We're social animals, and the smell of a dead body provokes an instinctual response. If something is out there killing other people, then the survival instinct says GTFO.
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>>64672064
>wipes it on their clothes
>this is something bad

Get a load of this princess.
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>>64672064
Also UK, I've seen freshly baked bread out in the open on shelves at supermarkets in the bakery part. However, you're supposed to put that bread in a paper bag, not throw it right in your trolley, buy it and have it poking out your carrier bag.
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>>64667464
Okay but like have you seen how many obese cops there are?
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Cops or actions heroes having a personal lab manned by a single generic scientist.
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>>64671464
what's the difference
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>>64671967
>>64672013
pic related, from The Departed. He was carrying bagels instead of baguettes. Check on the celery, though.
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>>64672488
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My coworker is a volunteer fireman. He says that there are two types of guys, ones who throw up the first time they see a burned corpse and those who don't. Second time, nobody vomits.

It's the smell, not the view.
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>>64672488
And the in-joke on it from Michael Clayton.
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>>64672064
American, and this >>64672351
My the grocery stores I go to have bakeries that have baguettes and other breads either in paper bags like pic related or on trays in a warmer for you to pick out with tongs and put in a paper bag yourself.
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>>64671968

One great moment from Generation Kill was the reaction the recon marines had when they saw female marines on a highway and got pissed off because they knew how far they were from the frontlines by then.
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>Having sex
>wearing underwear
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>>64667605
Yea thats what i thought about myself too until my first day at the ME office when we had a bloated corpse that had been rotting for about 3 months. I didn't know that smells could even be that vile and disgusting.
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>>64673215
>Just had sex
>they use the sheets as clothes
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>>64673256
I knew a park ranger who had to recover floaters from a lake popular with personal watercrafters. He carried menthol, the stuff they smear under their noses in Silence of the Lambs.
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>>64666629

Delta operators probably don't have such terrible trigger discipline IRL
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>>64672488
I meant paper bags in real life.

Come to think of it, I think the whole recycle, reduce, reuse thing from the 90's is what killed paper bags. I still remember when fast food restaurants used Styrofoam for everything.
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>>64673397
>/tv/
>understanding trigger discipline
They're in a situation where they are expecting to fire dipshit. That's when you're SUPPOSED to keep your finger on the trigger.

It's a different story when you're holding a gun without expecting to use it.
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>>64673397
>thinking trigger discipline matters in an actual combat situation
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>>64673399
PAPER'S BACK IN HIGHER END SUPERMARKETS

BUT THE ECO HIPSTERS WILL BRING THEIR REUSABLE CLOTH FAGGOT BAGS
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>>64673399
Aldi still has paper bags.
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>>64673474
>>64673504

He's surrounded by civilians and doesn't know if he was going to shoot. His finger should have been straight, not curled around the trigger.
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>>64673543
ALDI CHARGES YOU FOR BAGS

TRADER JOES GIVES YOU FREE PAPER, THEY EVEN DOUBLE EM

ALL THOSE RECYCLED TREES ARE CRYING
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>>64673641

I read that paper bags are actually worse for the environment than plastic
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>>64673514
I live in Austin, TX where they have a ban on bags. You bring you own bag or pay a minor fee for some heavy duty plastic bags that are semi-reusable.

It's not that bad, until you forget to put them back in your trunk.
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>>64667039
I have smelled a corpse before, in an exposed graveyard. I was hired to move coffins after rain and a lot of run off had fucked up a hillside that coffins were buried in. These were 20 year old bodies, too.

The smell was so sickening, I had sniffing powder under my nose, and I still immediately, without even being able to control it, threw up on my shoes.
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>>64673641
Aldi also lets you take their empty boxes for free and use them so they don't have to bother disposing of them
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>americans pretending they've tasted real bread once in their life
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>>64673397
wow, you're retarded
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>>64666629
wrong. mom told me a story

>was driving by somewhere
>saw a ton of cops at a lake
>drove over to see whats going on
>talked to cops
>they had to find a little girls body who drowned in a lake
>the cop she spoke too came out of the bathroom looking like he was just throwing up
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>>64673709
>nd I still immediately, without even being able to control it, threw up on my shoes.
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>>64671968
>a 90lb special ops woman soldier
>movie needs to establish her as tough because it isn't readily apparent from her small skeleton stature
>she threatens a 6'2" 220lbs male of athletic build
>"YOU BETTER DO WHAT I SAY!! GOT IT!!!"
>the male is visibly shaken and says "okay okay you got it ma'am!!"
>girl walks away all badass and picks up her radio and speaks some random military jargon into it

doesn't that stuff seem really forced to anyone else

seems most prominent in capeshit
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>>64673754
>not having a bread maker
>2015+1
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>>64673754
Yeah. When I lived in France for a year.
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>>64673315
Yea they make the breathing masks/respirators that have vicks in them now that helps too
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>>64673796
That's how female MPs are. All the ones I saw anyway.
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>>64673628
>His finger should have been straight, not curled around the trigger.
In which case he would be dead.

Jesus fuck, you're taking the meme too seriously.
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>movie chainsaws always start on the first try
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>>64673754
>YUROKUCK DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HIPSTER ARTISAN BAKERIES

AND MOST DECENT SUPERMARKETS HAVE ON PREMISE BAKERIES, FRESH BREAD OUT THE ASS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE IN THE STATES
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>>64673924
>movie chainsaws work like plasma cutters and merely touching something is enough to cut through
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>>64666629
>Film tropes that don't happen in real life
all of them.
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>>64673916

It's not a meme, please don't ever talk about guns to someone who is partially weapons trained
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>>64673953
no

I lived in washington dc for 5 years, by far one of the most european like cities in usa and still couldnt find real bread

"artisan" bakeries dont know how to make real bread
and lets not get started on joke chains like pain quotidien

sorry amerifat, you never had real bread
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>>64666629
My guess is that it smelled quite bad.
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>>64673808
Bread makers are for lazy cocks.
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>>64673994
>all of them.
Almost all of them.
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>plucky female lead has geeky nerd buddy in just the right obscure knowledge field to help her

>that's a moth clarice
>that's the dangerous kind of covalent hexafloride, Ms. Boobsavich
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>>64673994
Needs more yaddle, amiright?
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>>64673994

Can someone shoop Ben Al'Fleck in that?
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>>64674071
Everything needs more yaddle.
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>>64666629
You do realize that when ya got a decomposing dead body there's still shit and vomit and all the smelly vomit inducing chunkiness inside each deliciously smelling bag of dunkey right?
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>>64673987
>all movie chainsaws are equipped with chains that include the no-bite bit.
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>>64674114
so FUCKING disgusting
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>>64674145
Makes me diamonds
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>>64674114
When that kush
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>NYC detectives move through traffic off-screen so efficiently they can visit three of the five bros in one afternoon.
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>>64674137

>chainsaw never kicks back towards the operator when sawing through shit
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>>64674201
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>>64674202
DUNK-DUNK
[screen title]: 1:29pm, Staten Island

DUNK-DUNK
[screen title]: 2:05pm, Upper East Side
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>>64673914
mostly speaking about how rules of reality tend to bend around strong female characters. 220lbs meatlords seem to become lighter than air when these tiny girls brought up on water and crackers start throwing them around. it just really takes me out of the movie and i wish they'd at least try to be somewhat believable about female soldiers.

why are female soldiers never muscular in movies? why are they always caked up models? whenever a female soldier actor actually looks the part, she's supposed to look like some freakish monstrosity or something. it's dumb. it'd also be acceptable of the female agents and stuff actually used tactics that are viable for their body type (BJJ, surprise tactics, disguises, pocket sand, whatever) but seems like usually they just throw punches at dudes that are three times their weight
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>>64674202
>visit three of the five bros
>bros
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>>64674205
>all movie chainsaws have had the blade brake removed by an expert technician
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>>64674016
NIG I GO TO YUROP EVERY YEAR AND GET BETTER BAKED SHIT DOWNTOWN
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>>64674202
Name one example. Name one cop ahow that takes place in more than one borough
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>>64674309
You heard me.
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>>64673694
Paper bags in landfills/dumps/littered around the street are better than plastic.

Recycling paper is worse than plastic. In order to recycle paper, recycling plants have to chemically bleach all the ink, grease and other stains out of paper before shredding it to a pulp. The process creates toxic waste. Carbon emissions from the transport of recycling from peoples homes to the recycling plant are also bad. It is much more environmentally friendly to farm trees directly next to a paper mill and ship out the paper. Fun fact, paper recycling is subsidized by the government. It is not profitable by itself. Recycling paper has no upsides at all besides making liberal yuppies feel good about "saving trees".

Recycling metal is still profitable and transportation emissions aside is no more worse for the environment than mining (besides the actual extraction of the metals, at least). Plastic is currently at a turning point where it is slowly starting to become profitable to recycle.
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>>64674359
It's not NYC, but I don't remember traffic in LA ever being an issue on 24.
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>>64674359
What rare flag would you have never to have seen any episode of Law and Order ever?
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>>64674316

>chainsaw never runs out of gas
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This brain dead wannabe jarhead /k/tard threads always crack me the fuck up.

Are any of you people actually in the armed services or are you just pussies that shoot guns in your white trash uncle's backyard and whine about how actors hold guns wrong in action movies on anime message boards?
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>>64674416
>movie chainsaws always pre-loaded with precise ratio of blade oil to gas.
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>>64669591
the trailer?
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>>64674462

>movie chainsaws don't weigh 10+ pounds and are as easy to handle and swing around as a lightsaber
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>>64666629
this scene is fucking retarded.

I have ONE dead rat in the fucking wall, and my apartment smelled like SHIT for a fucking week.

This place has dozen bodies and not even a single fucking fly anywhere to be scene.

film was shit
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>>64674501
>character wields chainsaw sideways for that OG gansta look.
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>>64674462

The blade oil and gas aren't mixed. 2 stroke engines must have engine oil mixed in with the gas though.
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>>64673709
How the fuck were they still moldy after 20 years? was the soil entirely clay or what.
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>>64666629
When I seen the film I presumed the vomiting was just a come down reaction to the adrenaline and anxiety of the mission
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>>64672333
Is it not so you don't come across a rotting animal corpse and try and eat it, if you happened to think that smell/taste was delicious you would get some disease and die.
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>>64667269
>bad guy gets shot in the abdomen.
>Instantly drops dead.

Worse:
>guy gets hit in back with knife
>instantly drops dead

Thought this bullshit went out of style in the 60s...then Skyfall actually killed off pic related that way...
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>>64674553
On all the ones I've used, you fill both reservoirs at the same time. Movie chainsaws always follow this discipline and never lock up from running out of blade oil.
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>>64674629
>movie chainsaw blade/chain tension always perfectly set to begin with.
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>>64674600
>ask /tv/ for operatorcore in a Sicario thread
>get recommended Strike Back
>people constantly dying instantly and quietly from thrown knives
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>>64674747
operator isn't the same as realistic
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>>64673994
>Billy Batts

"Get your fuckin' shine box, Luke!"
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>monster can basically kill anyone by punching them
>monster grabs protagonist
>throws him out of reach

Every fucking time.
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>>64674947
TENTACLE RAPE MONSTER VS FINNDU IN TFA?
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>>64674174

Piss off, Stripe.
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>>64675010
Is your shift key broken?
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>>64666629
They were throwing up because of the smell, not because they were in shock
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>>64667039
>>64673709
>>64667754
And it's in fucking Albuquerque, the bodies were most probably half hot soup
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>>64675189

Actually dry, hot environs like Albuquerque tend to create mummies when bodies are left out. Florida would be another matter though.
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>>64675189

>confusing Phoenix with Albuquerque
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>>64673996

>partially
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>>64667039
>, because the natural reaction is to stop breathing through your nose, not throw up like a girly girl

By that time you've already smelt it. Intelligence isn't your forte.
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>>64666629
Is there a decent release for this movie? I want to rewatch but can't find nothing but shitty camrips
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>>64666629
Any use of bows and arrows. Fuckers ALWAYS nock the arrow instantly and perfectly, put a finger above and below the arrow, and don't use their index finger to rest the arrow on.
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>>64675391
SPARKS ENCODE IS WATCHABLE AT 9MBIT, ITS USUAL SCENE BITRATE, BUT THE MOVIE COMPRESSES WELL, MINOR BANDING IN DARK SCENES

OTHERWISE GET THE TAYTO ENCODE AT 17MBIT, ITS GOT DD-EX AUDIO

THE REMUX HAS ATMOS
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>>64674016
I was amazed when I discovered American bread has sugar in it and bread anywhere else usually doesn't. I'm American and ashamed of our bread game.
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>>64666629
That often does happen, actually. Even veteran cops can be traumatized by crimes.

My friend's dad stumbled upon the murder-suicide of two girls who went to school with us and their father. It put him into a significant depression and brief physical illness despite decades in Miami police.
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>>64675016
>not posting the superior gremlinfu
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>>64675668

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HaL3SOnhVw
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>>64675852
Can't find any on the pirate bay
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>>64675958
WHATS 'AMERICAN BREAD' TO YOU, WONDERBREAD?

ANYTHING YOU CAN BAKE ACROSS THE ATLANTIC YOU CAN BAKE IN THE STATES, YUROKUCKS HAVE THEIR NOSES UP THEIR OWN ASSES

MINOR TASTE DIFFERENCES COME FROM VARIATION IN THE FLOUR USED AND MINERAL CONTENT OF THE LOCAL WATER
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>>64676399
The one at the top is fine. You know how to spell the title right?
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>>64666629
>he has never smelled death
be glad faggot
I think rotten beef + fish comes close to it.
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>>64676540
The one from JYK?

Utter shit.
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>>64676435
That picture, kek.
Yes, Wonderbread or any preservative laden shit bread that comes wrapped up in a bag after setting on a shelf for weeks. It's fucking bread, why does it need to be sweetened?
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