This isn't one of those out of the frying pan and into the fire situations Ray, our goose has been cooked in the fire this whole time while we were grabbing mimosas from the fridge, thinking our ducks were all in a row locked up in the freezer. It just took a ruined Thanksgiving fucking dinner for us to realize our smoke alarm batteries ain't fucking working.
Ever been to a baby shower, Ray? I remember my first. I was walking around asking everyone "Where's the baby? Where's the baby?" They all looked at me like I was nuts. But you know what I finally realized, Ray? The baby was me, and I've still got a lot of growing up to do.
My father once told me a story about how during the height of the Cold War, the space race, the Americans had invested millions of dollars into developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians? They used a fucking pencil.
That's me, Ray. I'm the fucking pencil. Casper's killers knew this, and now they're trying to erase everything i've built.
nope. when vinceposting started off it was much harder and it was just a "ITT we come up with stuff that this guy might say" so everybody was using big pretentious words and turns of phrase and idioms that made no fucking sense while trying to sound deep. it was only after a while that a formula emerged for it.
original vinceposting was like
>stop this egregious rambunctiousness Ray or so help me I will get apoplectic, capiche?
now it's like
>they say that [popular phrase] Ray, well [bizarre nonsensical inversion]
During the California Gold Rush a lot of prospectors out west would find the bones of human hands deep within the earth Ray, deeper than any man had a right to dig. Do you know who those hands belonged to, Ray? Shoshone larcenists, these days I wonder if my own hands belong in that desert muck along with Casper's killers. The bones spell out a message ray, from the natives to us. They spell out 'asshole' and only God knows who's it for.
They say there's more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy Horatio, Ray. Well I don't have much time for philosophy, Ray. Never was one for autodidactism myself. There ain't time when you're crawling up outta the gutter, trying to make ends meet on the streets. I ain't exactly thinking about Schopenhauer's Parerga and Paralipomena when I'm kickin' some rat fuck's teeth in; and I don't exactly know who the fuck Horatio is supposed to be exactly but I do know one thing that Caspere knew, that we all knew, the Earth ain't dreamin' no more, kid. take a shot.
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