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>The weather report said we have to bundle up, it's going

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>The weather report said we have to bundle up, it's going to be cold at the meadowlands, Kate
>Rooney that is your sleeping bag that we got you for sleepovers.
>But I'll get cold in just the Vader Undersuit
>Rooney, your grandpa owns the team. His seats are inside.
>Do you think my boyfriend is going to have a good game, Kate?
>Boyfriend?
>Yeah that silly tall boy with the messed up hair who breathes through his mouth gave me a football with his name on it.
>That's Eli Manning and he did that because Wellington asked him to
>So you don't think he'll like the Care Bears cartoons on VHS I sent him?
>No Rooney, I don't.
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>>64656143
Rooney hates football tho
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Rooney: I'm gonna leave with Lawrence Taylor here he said he had candy back at his condo. I bet they are hi-chew and pocky!
Giants Head of Security: Now Miss Rooney we've told you about how sometimes people don't say exactly what they mean.
Rooney: Like when Sony said they wanted me back for the Girl with the Dragon Tatoo?
Giants Security: whatever you say miss mara
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Rooney: Eli, are you proud of me! Did you watch!
Eli: Yes, Rooney I did. It was pretty impressive.
Rooney: So what do you think NOW?
Eli: No matter how many times you catch my passes off your special helmet I'm not going to date you, Rooney.
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>>64656143
GOAT meme
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STOP BULLYING ROOROO
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>>64656240
Damn, Kate is fucking based. Best Mara tbqh.
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>>64656505
she sang the national anthem at a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gabb41YgUF4
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>>64656479
I agree with this anon 2bh. You people should bully hershlag, she's way more retarded.
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Gnats fan here, Eli and Rooney would be a perfect fit if he wasn't already married. He might actually be more autistic than she is.
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>>64656733
I'll bully hershlag with my dick 2bh
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xD I can't wait till I post this on /r/4chan!
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>>64656733
malick does that to people
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>>64656733
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OP's a fucking retard
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>>64656775

>Him sitting there at Coach Coughlin's retirement conference breathing through his mouth and drooling as he cried and looked like he was thinking "Why does Gwampa have to go 2 Heaven wiv da bunniez ma?"

Big time feels.
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>>64656733
not as retarded as calling her Hershlag

do you think calling her that makes you closer to her?

fucking pathetic
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>>64656775

>it's a Rooney leaves her legos on the floor and Eli steps on them episode
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>>64656991
>It's a Peyton has to come over and kiss Eli's foot because he wouldn't stop crying and then takes Rooney and Eli out for chicken parm sandwiches and ice cream episode
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>It's a Rooney decides to get Eli a new San Francisco Giants hat for his birthday and Eli pretends not to be disappointed because she spent 3 hours wrapping it so the folds and tape are just right episode
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>>64656986
spotted the redditor
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>>64656991
>>64657068
>>64657135

Anyone else picturing these in a 90's sitcom format like Full House?
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>>64657176
>it's a Rooney gets locked inside the LEGO store overnight and Kate thinks she has gone missing episode
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>>64657176

>It's a Rooney drives Peyton's convertible through the house episode
>It's a Eli and Rooney lose Peyton's pet turtle episode
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>>64657176
>It's a Peyton is sad, so Rooney and Eli try to keep Brock from playing episode
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>>64657176
>it's a Rooney accidentally takes all of Peyton's HGH episode
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>>64657176

>It's a Peyton brings home papa john's pizza™ and rooney uses it as a Frisbee episode
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>>64657176

>It's a Cooper walks up the stairs and never comes back down again episode
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>>64657593
>It's a Eli and Rooney have to run the Peyton's favourite Papa John's ® franchise
>Rooney keeps wearing pepperoni as glasses
>Eli tries tossing the dough
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>>64657215

>"Yo!"
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I don't get this maymay
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>>64656955
is this right after she had a kid? those boobs are amazing.
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>>64657981
that's because you need to go back to reddit
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>>64656143
>It's a virgin fat autistic faggot believing that Rooney would date him someday, and make everyday the same shitty meme to keep this delusional fantasy in his depressed head episode

>It's just a projecting sperg who want their waifu to be autistic just so that he can think that she's "just like them" episode

>It's a pathetic loser thinking waifus are a real thing and not a delusion shit meme for autistic fatvirgins episode
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>>64658042
waiter, this pasta is cold
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Sometimes I think this is an alright place, with alright people.

And then I come across a thread like this.
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>>64658042
Hi Ryan
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>>64658257

>I DON'T LIKE THING SO NOW I HATE PLACE WAAAAHHHHH

Those posts about autism hitting a little too close to home for you?
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>>64656240
>NY Giants stadium
>Ribbon board behind Kate showing Jets-Ravens scoreboard

It's not just the Mara sisters that had to learn how to share
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>>64656986
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>>64658404

The Jets know they're the ones renting space in that stadium. They're salty as fuck about it too.

>Jest
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>>64658345
They aren't posts about autism, they are posts by autists
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>>64658443
No. It's posts by people having fun and you're mad about it because you either have autism or think they're making fun of your waifu.
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>>64657811
Rooney is a vegan. I don't think she would be doing that with pepperoni.

It's like you don't stalk her at all
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Rooney: Hugs!
O-Line: Groan
Rooney: Pugh! Pugh! Pugh!
LG Jason Pugh gives her a half hearted hug
Rooney: Chocolate Flowers! Chocolate Flowers!
LT Ereck Flowers: Fine get over here Wellington said Im not allowed to make you sad anymore.
OL Coach Flaherty: Now come on Rooney-Tunes move along, we've got to do Oklahoma drill now.
Rooney: Their hugs make me feel so tiny and safe!!!
OL Coach Flaherty: Rooney, can do you me a huge favor?
Rooney: Yes coach?
OL Coach Flaherty: Do me a favor and organize all those speed drill cones by size, shape and color.
Rooney: NOT A PROBLEM COACH! (skips off)
LT Erech Flowers: I don't get paid enough for this shit Mr. Mara
Wellington Mara: Get your ass down in 3 point stance, Chocolate Flowers.
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>>64658609
>Rooney is a vegan.

shocking. with that hourglass frame I would have surely thought otherwise.

Next you are going to tell me Gwyneth Paltrow is a vegan who puts weird douches up inside her...
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>>64659039

Hey man leave Chris Martin out of this.
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>>64659103
OHOHOHO
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>>64659103
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>It's a Rooney asks Odell Beckham jr. to get up on the ladder to get her antique legos and he falls off and gets a Lisfranc injury episode

>It's a Tom Coughlin yells at her until she cries because she isn't mentally tough episode. (Repeat)
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>>64660010
IS AUTISTIC ROONPOSTING ALSO HAPPENING ON /sp/

ITS A PERFECT CROSSBOARD MEME, WOULD BE A WASTE NOT TO CAPITALIZE
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>>64660283
>>>/sp/64769298
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>>64658345

all anti-Rooney posters are bitter as fuck femanons who are jelly of Rooney's top tier smile, aesthetics and Lego ability.
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>It's a Rooney makes Peyton a vegan parm episode
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>>>/toy/5392607
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>>64660697
parm?
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>>64656143
reminder that janitors are faggots
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>>64662226
gay faggots?
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>>64662226
grass is green?
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