>The weather report said we have to bundle up, it's going to be cold at the meadowlands, Kate
>Rooney that is your sleeping bag that we got you for sleepovers.
>But I'll get cold in just the Vader Undersuit
>Rooney, your grandpa owns the team. His seats are inside.
>Do you think my boyfriend is going to have a good game, Kate?
>Yeah that silly tall boy with the messed up hair who breathes through his mouth gave me a football with his name on it.
>That's Eli Manning and he did that because Wellington asked him to
>So you don't think he'll like the Care Bears cartoons on VHS I sent him?
>No Rooney, I don't.
Rooney hates football tho
Rooney: I'm gonna leave with Lawrence Taylor here he said he had candy back at his condo. I bet they are hi-chew and pocky!
Giants Head of Security: Now Miss Rooney we've told you about how sometimes people don't say exactly what they mean.
Rooney: Like when Sony said they wanted me back for the Girl with the Dragon Tatoo?
Giants Security: whatever you say miss mara
Rooney: Eli, are you proud of me! Did you watch!
Eli: Yes, Rooney I did. It was pretty impressive.
Rooney: So what do you think NOW?
Eli: No matter how many times you catch my passes off your special helmet I'm not going to date you, Rooney.
I agree with this anon 2bh. You people should bully hershlag, she's way more retarded.
Gnats fan here, Eli and Rooney would be a perfect fit if he wasn't already married. He might actually be more autistic than she is.
>Him sitting there at Coach Coughlin's retirement conference breathing through his mouth and drooling as he cried and looked like he was thinking "Why does Gwampa have to go 2 Heaven wiv da bunniez ma?"
Big time feels.
>It's a Rooney decides to get Eli a new San Francisco Giants hat for his birthday and Eli pretends not to be disappointed because she spent 3 hours wrapping it so the folds and tape are just right episode
Anyone else picturing these in a 90's sitcom format like Full House?
>it's a Rooney gets locked inside the LEGO store overnight and Kate thinks she has gone missing episode
>It's a virgin fat autistic faggot believing that Rooney would date him someday, and make everyday the same shitty meme to keep this delusional fantasy in his depressed head episode
>It's just a projecting sperg who want their waifu to be autistic just so that he can think that she's "just like them" episode
>It's a pathetic loser thinking waifus are a real thing and not a delusion shit meme for autistic fatvirgins episode
Rooney: Pugh! Pugh! Pugh!
LG Jason Pugh gives her a half hearted hug
Rooney: Chocolate Flowers! Chocolate Flowers!
LT Ereck Flowers: Fine get over here Wellington said Im not allowed to make you sad anymore.
OL Coach Flaherty: Now come on Rooney-Tunes move along, we've got to do Oklahoma drill now.
Rooney: Their hugs make me feel so tiny and safe!!!
OL Coach Flaherty: Rooney, can do you me a huge favor?
Rooney: Yes coach?
OL Coach Flaherty: Do me a favor and organize all those speed drill cones by size, shape and color.
Rooney: NOT A PROBLEM COACH! (skips off)
LT Erech Flowers: I don't get paid enough for this shit Mr. Mara
Wellington Mara: Get your ass down in 3 point stance, Chocolate Flowers.
>Rooney is a vegan.
shocking. with that hourglass frame I would have surely thought otherwise.
Next you are going to tell me Gwyneth Paltrow is a vegan who puts weird douches up inside her...
>It's a Rooney asks Odell Beckham jr. to get up on the ladder to get her antique legos and he falls off and gets a Lisfranc injury episode
>It's a Tom Coughlin yells at her until she cries because she isn't mentally tough episode. (Repeat)
IS AUTISTIC ROONPOSTING ALSO HAPPENING ON /sp/
ITS A PERFECT CROSSBOARD MEME, WOULD BE A WASTE NOT TO CAPITALIZE