What was it like having sex with Anakin Skywalker?

Extremely painful

>>64655883
he's probably terrible

The sand gets everywhere.

Let's just say he knows a few good tricks.

>>64655883

sand

coarse and rough

she says hes very rough, can be very.. forceful

let's just say he knows his way around the force, if you get my drift

>>64655956
no, please explain

>>64655883
Rough, coarse, and irritating.

>>64655883
the real question is how is Padme in bed, she looks like the dead fish type

I never did because I'm a senator.

>>64655964
he was the best starpilot in the galaxy, if you understand my meaning

>>64655984
nah rey would be a dead fish. padme knows how to move dat thang

I hope he kept his cock sheeved, for protection

>>64655925
Spinning is a good trick.

>>64655964
He is a rapist.

>>64655893
He's a big guy

>>64655883
>Midichlorian spooge
That stuff probably stings like fuck.

>>64656024
*sniggers*
FOR YOU

he was a big fan of choking

>>64656013
"No Anakin, I don't want to"

"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"

>>64656008
Probably the other way around.

Padme= dead fish

Rey= will fuck you with a strap on

>>64656068
From his point of view, the oxygen was evil

>>64656106
Leia = will smoke deathsticks out of your asshole

>>64656071

no NO NOO

Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I double teamed your mother with your father?

He was a good friend.

>>64655883

wonder if he got his schwartz twisted?

>reddit humor
Pls mod just permaban everyone itt

>>64656106
Padme and Rey = entitled Hollywood girls that would make you do all the work then complain afterwards
Leia = would let you fuck her ass, mouth and pussy, in that order, for a line of coke

what's it like having sex with sheev when he gets unlimited power?

>>64656071
You're hurting me!

>>64656210

it's treasonthen

Not as good as sex with Luke.

>>64655924
Rough and coarse

Do you think sex with aliens exists in Star Wars universe?

>>64655883
he probably used force

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>>64656825
No I don't think anyone ever thought of that

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>>64656905
>>64656825
I mean it would go against nature right? haha who would ever want to fuck a hot as fuck piece of twilek ass right

>>64656961
No wonder Disney killed the EU this shit is anime tier retarded

Is it fair to use jedi mind trick to give a girl orgasm?
Is it fair to use force push during thrusting?

>>64657009
I'm sorry I thought it was an heterosexual thread, my bad

>>64657024
>jedi mind trick to give an orgasm
That's not how female orgasm's work anon... You have given a female an orgasm, right?

>>64657009

Jabba has a slut back up singer in his bar that looks and dresses just like that except blue instead of red. Its canon

he could force choke your prostate while jerking your dick into his mouth with force speed.

I think he would be a fantastic lover.

Like having a tumble in bed with a good friend

>>64657072

If you can mind fuck someone into doing whatever you want them too, you can probably trick thier brain into thinking its having a orgasm, scientists do that shit to animals all the time for shits and giggles

> No Anny, don't put it in there
> I find your lack of anal disturbing
> heavy breathing

I have a feeling he's incredibly awkward in bed. He can't even handle the missionary position because his thrusts are either too jerky or too robotic.

Padme tries to teach him but he starts crying and yelling at the same time and snot gets everywhere.

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slave fetish i'm guessing

too bad, padme doesnt strike me as the femdom type

He's forceful.

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What would it be like to have sex with Grievous?

>>64657072
are you being serious?

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>>64655925
>Let's just say he knows a few good tricks.

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What would it be like to have sex with Dexter Jettster?

>>64657529
>>64657473
>4 arms

I think you both know

>>64657546
I don't think I do

>>64656935
Sauce?

>>64657625
It would leave quite a mess

That's what I call aggressive negotiations. And by that I mean rape.

>>64657672
hot kinky joe

>>64656935
>asian
into the trash

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>>64657782
underrated aliens

>>64657024
>you will come.. now!

>>64657752
>>64657782
fugg these were supposed to be 1 post

>>64657072
Are you implying orgasms are entirely tactile? Are you perhaps, autistic?

>>64657268
do girls like the helicopter?

>>64655883

Probably god awful if I'm being honest

>>64656935
This is a blue board you fucking retard

>>64658377
Like my balls.

do you think he still got laid after becoming darth vader?

>>64657752
How would that even work?

>>64658411
You mean after he dragged his dick through molten lava for half an hour?

>>64658250
Sure they do.
Spinning is an old Jedi trick.

>>64657009
It is canon you fucking retarded. Even interspecies relationships are canon due to the tv show.

>>64658389
MODS

>>64656071
You will now experience the true power of the dark side

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He forces himself on you.

>>64656106
It was right the first time

>Rey stares at you with a face like when she's holding out Luke's lightsaber the whole time
>Padmes down for anal

>>64656210
it' was impressive, most impressive.

This thread reeks of memes

>>64657752
for you

>>64655883
How about with Mace or Finn?

>>64658617
mace is a pussy destroyer
especially with that frown he'd be pumping an alien broad ''YOU have lost!''