So you're probably wondering how I got here
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I'll bet you wondering how I ended up like this. I was in charge! And this character comes along and crashes my plane with no survivors.
Welp, we've got to go back a few years...
>9/11 will be 15 years ago this year
Feels weird remembering life before that now.
he actually thought he might possibly have a shot at a fair trial with the cowboys of the military and get his country back.
if he would have given the imperials their embassy, hed still be drinking grey goose.
Woah woah, hey hang on a minute!
Alrighty then. pretty suspicious, right? Well, give me a minute to explain myself.
See that ugly, grimacing mug on the right there? Yeah, that's actually me. You know how you have those days were you regret ever getting out of bed? This was one of those days. But I'm getting ahead of myself now. Let me tell you my story and how exactly I wound up John Wayne over there sticking his gun in my ear!
The title is a bit misleading but he was willing to face torture, a fake trial and an execution just to get speak the truth in front of an audience.
Opposite of a coward senpai
He was necessary evil.
It was either him or letting Muslims have a fucking theocracy.
Muslims live in the fucking 1300's bro. They're uncivilized brutes.
>Saddam Hussein is too great to be defended, even by Saddam Hussein
This nigger though
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Gimme dis webm ploxxer?
CBF googlerfying im too pissed...