Why is he always looking out of windows what the fuck does he do all day? does he just stare out his window all day?
>implying clear night skies aren't comfy as fuck
Palpatine knew how to enjoy the simple things in life more than any jedi, hell he wore comfy robes all day long and had a nice custom throne he could move with the force.
>Old as fuck
>look out space window
>think he might like to fly his shuttle over to the galactic thrift store
>maybe they have jipoor snipets or whatever he likes
>decides he's too tired
>tfw he finally got to rule the galaxy but was too old to truly enjoy it
Poor Sheev, imagine having to wake up one morning to find out your prized space station got blown up by a bunch of hippies.
I'll bet he just went back to bed and didn't feel anything after that until Vader told him his son could be a good successor, imagine him feeling the first bit of joy in years to that noise.
>a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
>shoot a load into space
>a long time later that spunk finally hits an asteroid
>that asteroid eventually hits a planet, and turns out to be the first bit of DNA that sparked life on Earth
Sheev: Look, Vader. Everything the force touches is our kingdom.
Darth Vader: Wow.
Sheev: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Vader, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
Darth Vader: And this'll all be mine?
Darth Vader: Everything the force touches...
imperial hubris. same as the bridge on a star destroyer or sending in brite-white armored stormtroopers into forests and deserts. like the bright red coats british soldiers wore fighting indians in north american forests
>your favourite death star gets blown up
>curl into bed and watch space netflix
>the retarded robot butler calls you up and tells you his son could be a handy replacement
>awesome; now things are beginning to look up
>start your plans to convert the young skywalker to the dark side
>you fail but BTFO the jedi anyway so it doesn't really matter
>your only opposition is about to be extinguished, you feel your luck changing
>the retarded robot throws you down a mineshaft
being sheev is suffering
According to the Star Wars RPG sourcebook (admittedly not the the most reliable source) the Emperor had a harem of Twi'lek dancers. So when he's not communing with the dark side he probably does kick back and relax every now and then.
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... Unnatural.
>That monologue about killing the Jews during this sequence
He can do anything, maybe he appears on toast and space tortillas with the force.
>now just stand there, pull your saber out and gently let it rest over anakin's saber
I will never turn to sheevposting...You failed, your sheevness..I am a baneposter, like my dubs before me
You can't become Supreme Chancellor, Galactic Emperor, and Dark Lord of the Sith without pleasuring a meaty manstick or two, you naive, scrumptious young lad.
Why didn't the rebels just send a lone X-wing to blast that window with a couple of torpedoes, killing the emperor? I'm pretty sure it's canon that the emperor wasn't invulnerable to being fucking incinerated. Was the Force stopping them or something?
Why did he leave a big bottomless hole laying in the floor of his office?
Wait guys what if he used the force to fuck Anakins slave mom? What if her "virgin birth" was Sheeve hanging out back in the toilets at the senate using the force to fuck women across the galaxy while on his lunch break?
Palpie is very restrained whenever he's not being utterly evil. It's weird, the Dark Side is supposed to be all about emotions, but his default setting is utterly placid.
Maybe he was so powerful and wise he was usually beyond the whole light and dark side shtick.
that's... that's really cute.
n-no homo guys.