Now you guys are probably wondering how I got here. Truth is, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Back in the day I used to be a world-class smuggler. I even made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs. (Somebody's been spreading the rumor that I did it in 14. They're full of sh*t) Now I'm just another victim of patricide smack dab in the middle of a galaxy-spanning civil war , but before I can tell you that story I have to tell you this story...
Ok, so here were my options.
A: Duck his saber then roll on the ground while Chewie takes him out with a surprise bowcaster blast to the face
OR B: Take his saber in the chest then fall down the shaft and die.
>Shoulda gone with A.
AYYYYYYOOO HOL UP HOL UP ONE SEC [email protected] THAT SHIT AINT RIGHT, NOW I KNOW WHAT U BEEZ THINKIN, HOW THA FUCK DID AN OJ LIKE MY ASS END UP IN THE NEWEST VID ON WORLDSTARWARSHIPHOP.COM? WELL HEAR ME OUT NIGGA IMMA BUST THIS
>BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA "GET DOWN!"
IT ALL STARTS WITH DIS WHITE-ASS MUFUGGA TAKIN OVER OUR HOOD, DIS NIGGA NAME BE SHE PALESTINE OR SUM SHIT. SO MY BOY ANNY KING COME UP AND TELL MY ASS HE'S ACTUALLY A SITH! MAN DATS FUCKED UP, IT BE LIKE A CRIP BEIN THE LEADER OF THE BLOODS, NOMSAYIN BUOY?