ITT: Share your Star Wars prequels headcannon

My headcanon is that they don't exist.

>>64652031
it happened, but was told from a certain point of view

I just completely disregard them and only go off of what Obi-Wan says in ANH.

>>64652067
From my point of view it was orally dictated.

The prequels are very flawed and honestly not good movies for a lot of reasons, but there is nothing wrong with the cannon. Midicloreans or whatever are the only thing that should be forgotten because they are stupid and ruin the mystery of the force.

>>64652031

My headcanon is that they're not canon

>>64652031
>Does anyone have their own head cannon for the prequels?
yes, I keep it in the closet in case anyone I know wants to watch the prequels, then I shoot them with it and they die instantly.

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it was a presentation of the events from artoo's perspective hence his inflated importance and all the robotic monotone lines and cgi

My head cannon is that they are 100% cannon. I'm a prequel fag so fight me.

Sheev is some kind of omnipotent deity who created the Star Wars universe and controls everything that happens in it.

Roughly 10 years after Episode III, he starts to lose his power over the universe and can no longer accurately predict every single thing that's going to happen.

>>64652187
Easy there. Don't worry, I think a few more redditors are coming in to back you up on that.

Qui-gon-jin liked Anakin's mom so much that when he died he went back in time as a force ghost and fucked her while she slept which created Anakin

This is why he makes such an easy bond with Anakin since he is his real dad and wants him trained even though it's a bad idea

>>64652187
>>64652105
>phone posters have terrible opinions on star wars canon
Everything checks out here.

anakin was a regular youngling

the movie is based on sheev's life

>>64652105
Midi-chlorians are actually a smart move and makes a lot of sense so you can have a power level and stories benefit a lot when there's a power ranking around.

>>64652316
Simply ebin

>>64652316
I almost didn't detect the sarcasm.

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This is the only prequel

Thousands of years ago, force users were dangerous and hard to control. The republic created the Jedi Order so that they could find and indoctrinate force users to serve their ends. The sith were created to fight the republic so that force users could be free to live their own lives.

>>64652389
Fuck off Hepler

>>64652389

i wish this was true.