Can /tv/ say something nice about this man?

Bad Boys II and Pain and Gain are patrician tier

the rock was good

>>64651239
Visually complex

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>>64651239
He's explosive

>>64651239
He isn't JJ Abrams.

>>64651239
Has never made a bad movie besides the Tranformers movies and even the first one is debatable.

>>64651239
hes a good money earner. its not his fault millions pay to see his movies

>>64651316
Transformers 4 is a GOAT popcorn flick

zack snyder is a great american

>>64651380
I haven't watched it seen it's release date

>>64651239
Only Redditors hate him.

>>64651239
no lie, because of his camera work, and editing. He is considered inventive in film making circles.

>>64651239

He was funny in South Park

>>64651659

https://youtu.be/hxgkXxa9c3s

>>64651316
Pearl Harbor is literally worse than the disaster it is based on

>>64651239

A genuine auteur. His films are some of the most brilliant satire of the modern age.

>Bad Boys - Fun buddy comedy with two charismatic leads. Enough bouncy energy and sexy ass Tea Leoni to detract from the dumb, sophomoric comedy.
>Bad Boys 2 - More of the same dialed up to 11.
>Armageddon - Michael Bay doing Roland Emmerich but somehow better. Probably benefits from a great cast and a good decade for movies of its ilk.
>Pain and Gain - Good fun performances from solid actors. Made me love Anthony Mackie despite him being saddled with poor dick jokes and coupled with the hulking black hole of humor that is Rebel Wilson. Also good to see The Rock in some loose black comedy.
>Transformers 4 - Best Transformers movie by far. Nostalgiafags will cling to the first movie because it was the least of a clusterfuck but it's still objectively bad and nonsensical. At least T4 had the decency to give us a limited number of robots, give them distinctive personalities and designs, and give them more dialogue and screentime than the lifeless, cartoony, paper thin, pointless, usually racist or sexist caricatures he casts as human characters. Also Stanley Tucci was great but when is he not?

He knows what average dumbfuck wants and gives it to them.

>>64651659
you mean Trey Parker was funny.

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>>64651413
Indeed.

>>64653194
You mean asians, right? Asians.

>>64651239
he was great in Quantum Leap
not so much in Enterprise

>>64651260

>Pain and Gain

>patrician

>>64653313
maybe he should spend time on actually directing and writing the movie than doing this during filming

pathetic

>>64651380

Worst movie I've ever seen in theatres, hands down. So bad, even my pleb friends hated it. Two even walked out.

And no, I didn't walk in with high expections.

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>>64651239

He is great businessman. He knows exactly what the masses want and he gives it to them with no regard towards artistic quality.

People only consider the Rock good because they were children/teenagers when they watched it.

>>64653812

It's, quite literally, the Fargo of our generation.

>>64651260
>Pain and Gain
>batrician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcHvRhq36hw

I love Bad Boys II with no sarcasm and no irony.

>>64653953

No Fargo is is Fargo of our generation.

Also Pain and Gain lacks any of the subtlety of Fargo. I see where you draw the comparison, but no.

>>64653967

>the coffee banter

stopped watching there. total garbage

>>64654063

>it lacks any of the subtlety

that's the POINT. It's all about excess. That's what boneheads like >>64653967 this guy will never understand.

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one of the all time greatest studio auteurs for me

>>64654204
He's kinda sexy desu senpai.

>>64654204
autist being the key wird

Bay is the master of Flicks

1) Bay
2) Brett Ratner
3) JJ Abrams
4) Paul WS Anderson

Pain and Gain was a perfectly enjoyable, well directed action comedy.

>>64651239
makes good "turn off your brain" popcorn flicks

>>64651239
Hes got a purty mouth

>>64654245
JJ's flicks try too hard