>Its an Asgards can't get O'Neill sence of humor episode
A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.
>ywn be a part of the broship that is Judge and Shanks
>ywn make a sexy calendar with your bro of all your SG waifus
>It's a Teal'c doesn't understand human jokes or idioms gag
>What is an Oprah?
>Things shall not calm down, Daniel Jackson. Things will, in fact, calm up
S6 is starting now, for anyone interested.
Not gonna lie, SELF-BUMP here. Pls, contribute. SG threads are always worth it.
The timeloop episode was pure gold.
O'Neil resigning to stick his dick in Carter.
O'Neil and Teal playing golf through the stargate.
Now you guys are probably wondering how I got here. Truth is, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Back in the day, I used to be in top5 most respected archaeologists in the world. Well, okay, maybe not that high. Anyway, I was pushing this controversial theory pretty high. A theory that Pyramids in Egypt were built by aliens. Crazy stuff, right? Unsurprisingly, nobody believed me. But as it turned out, I was right. US Army found this ancient artifact allowing people to travel to another parts of the galaxy, which we've called the "Stargate". They decided to use it to see what's on the other side, and I was sent as a part of the expedition force. That's a long, but interesting story. Do you want to hear it? Of course you do! The first thing I felt when I stepped through the Stargate...
>ywn be choppered in a hot LZ during the Gulf with Cpt Jack O'Neill, be captured and spend months in an iraqi prison being assraped by the republican guards most finest.