How did he know the song before it was written?

>>64645014
Modernising the theme?

TWIST

Hook was a time traveller.

OR

The time frame is actually in a dystopian old english style of 2015.

I havent even watched it.

>>64645014
>>64646008

Its a shitty Bioshock Infinite explanation. Stolen songs from the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI4tiKqpNIU

How does this get greenlit, but the sci fi thriller I wrote doesn't?

reminded me of this, but at least they gave it a remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6xYSfJ6I7Q

>>64646008
that's not hook, you stupid nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE

In case anyone doesn't know what OP is talking about.

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT

Honestly, some subsect of the moviegoing population must love this shit, because it happens all the time now.

Since A Knight's Tale, I've always found it totally embarrassing when they do this shit.

>>64646131
All the people chanting as this flying ship comes out is actually pretty cool. The kind of ego-stroking theatrics is a good image. Just wish they had done like anything at all else besides make them chant smells like teen spirit I mean who thought that was a good idea?

>>64646204
>some subsect of the moviegoing population must love this shit


The same subsect that gets pissed when they have to read subtitles?

>>64646122
Re read my last line you stupid nigger.

>>64645014
I made a Panposting thread earlier and the Janifat deleted it instantly

Fuck u I liked it.

>>64645014
Kurt killed himself in order to transport him back in time to teach the pirates a song so that it could be in a shitty movie no one will remember in two years.

If you saw the old Nirvana documentary on VH1 you'd know that.

>>64646560
its actually the board fucking up
some threads arent actually being created, even though they appear on the catalog

>>64645014
scene looked cool. why do people have to take things so seriously?

>>64646692
But then I got warned for "advertising/spamming"

>>64646719
oh okay, guess you fucked up then anon

>>64646089
holy shit this is horrible. I knew there was a reason I never wanted to watch this pile of trash

>>64646204
tbqf, the only thing the masses were doing were the stomp stomp clap, and saying we will rock you.

>>64646131
Inappropiate song aside, that was pretty good.

Any more villain introductions like that?

>>64646204
It was to show that jousting was the same as modern day sports events. Where everyone in the stadium exactly that.

There is a reason for it in Knights tale, in Pan it is just... bad.

...nevermind

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>>64645014
...Nevermind

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>>64646089
god damn

Why did Huge Act Man agree to do this scene? He's a good actor. He should have said no.

>>64647192
Being ridiculously over the top appeals to the gay in him

>>64647192
Why did he agree to play as wolverine?

>>64647192
he liked it, no kidding
i think it was partly his idea

>>64647266
Because it launched his movie career turning him into an A-list actor?

>>64646237
The song is about immaturity so it actually makes sense.
Personally,I liked it.

>>64646131

I honestly don't know how to feel about this

>>64647266
Russell Crowe was going to play him and then suggested Jackman instead.

>>64647353
The song isn't about anything. None of Kurt's songs were about anything, he just wrote words that sounded good.

>>64647286
I'm pretty sure that was Swordfish buddy

>>64646546
did you watch the clip? they introduce him as blackbeard, you daft jigaboo.

>act man actually looks into the camera

The absolute m a d m a n

>>64647241
See: Les Miserables

>https://youtu.be/JEVago2PKn0

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>>64647027
>that godawful wig
what were they thinking?

>>64647550
That his character would wear an awful wig.

>>64647192
$$$

also probably because of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>>64647388
Yes, that's exactly what artists think

There is no meaning to anything in art work

>>64647722
>Kurt Cobain
>"Fecal Matter"
>"Erectum"
>"Godchild"
>"Abort Christ"
>"Your Government Hates You"
>"Homophobe Vasectomy"
>"I Hate Myself and I Want to Die".

I don't kneel to anyone!

>>64646237
A simple bland chant would've been fine. Just a basic orchestral run behind it would've been great.

>>64647472
This was not that funny, but for some reason I am laughing my ass off. I can barely breath. This makes no sense to why I find it so funny.

>>64648270
Welcome to YTP. You're a little late on the ball.

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AND I DON'T KNOW

WHAT I'M SAYING

>>64648400
ITTH HARDTH TO THTALK
WIFTH ALL THESETH MARBLESTH IN MY MOUTHTH

>>64645014
>TWIST
>Hook was a time traveller

this isn't a twist, it's in the movie that he kidnaps earth children from different time periods

>>64648484
No the real twist was that Blackbeard killed Kurt Cobain

>>64646131
i dont want to ever watch that again

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still not hating it

>>64647027
What did he mean by this?

Did he read the script?
Is that the script?

This is a good scene.

>>64647027
Does Cobain even say this in the original song?

>>64646089
I hate everything about this, looks fucking disgusting

I am 19 years old and unironically love Nirvana and every song they've made. Do I need to be killed?

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wait so why does 'Blackbeard' look like Dracula dressed as a conquistador instead, ya know Blackbeard the pirate?

Kurt Blowbrain was a fucking hack

They steal kids from different time periods.
I like to imagine Blackbeard was a grunge kid

Can someone do a CIA edit of le nevermind man?

>>64648695
How do you even look at a picture of that movie and expect any pretense of realism?

>>64646612
Of course you did, anon. Of course you did.

>>64648680
No, at least you dont like confetti wop and Kanyeah

Why did they have to ruin such a brilliantly shot scene with a fukin meme song. The whole thing cringed hard.

courtney wrote all his songs

I wanted to check the lyrics to nevermind, this is what google gave me instead:

Nevermind
Leonard Cohen
The war was lost
The treaty signed
I was not caught
I crossed the line

>>64649147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlTTVIwpS0A

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>>64648973

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>>64649197
Thank you, you are truly a good friend and a big guy

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>>64649147
>>64649175

>watching Kurt Cobain sing
>"Nevermind" starts playing

I FEEL STUPID

AND CONTANGIOUS

>>64646131
how the fuck would they even know that song?

>>64646131
>BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKBERD

>>64648656
Yeah, but not in that tone of voice.

>Oh well, whateeeever neeeeevermiiind

As opposed to

>Oh well, whatever....NEVERMIND.

>>64645014
he wrote it, peter pan visited kurt cobain when he was a kid and they went on a crazy adventure with him in that world where he heard that song

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>blackbeard
>doesn't have a full beard

>>64646131
This honestly doesn't seem that bad. It's an interesting idea and it mostly worked besides shitty child acting and a bit of a corny act from Jackman

>>64648446
>ITTH HARDTH TO THTALK

No, the line is:

>IT'S HARD TO GARBLE MARGLE ZOUSS

Why am I so amused by the black coming out and just singing "HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HOW LOW" and nothing else?

Smells Like Teen Spirit was okay because they at least changed it up a bit. This part of the film was a real travesty. The whole thing was bad though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J111MX4IcJk

>>64650223
what dub is this?

>>64650249
Shit ones.

>>64646237
Some dumb Gen-Xer

>>64650249

No idea, it was the first link that had that song in it.

>>64650249
probably some mad gibberish to avoid copyright, who knows

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>>64650255
Your dubs are rather nice.

>>64645014
I dont mind how the character looks but would be better in a different movie probably. Pirates have been done to death, now maybe if he was really gothic and it was a spaceship it would be a better place for him.

>>64645014
well whatever..
Nevermind

>>64646131
It was executed decently and the cover isn't that bad. But it also completely breaks the immersion in the movie.

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>see a thread with this scene asking the same question
>someone claims that Blackbeard is someone displaced from the future taking advantage of Neverland and he taught them the song because he liked it
>think that sounds interesting
>watch the movie
>it isn't true at all

Budget: $150,000,000

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>>64646089
Somehow worse than the pan cover

>>64646131
What's wrong with this? I haven't seen the movie but if it's all like these I might watch it.

Oh well whatever...you're a big guy.

>>64645014

what assassin's creed game is this?

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>>64648270

TO THE LEFT
TO THE RIGHT
TO THE LEFT
TO THE RIGHT

>>64646089
I've actually seen this movie but I didn't even realize that was what they were singing until now.

>>64650550
Because the song is as overused as that evanescnce fukin song it would be just as bad if they used a blink 182 or sum 41 song

>>64646522
2 reasons they remake foreign films

>Fucking Money
>Fucking Retards who don't like to read subtitles.

actually think it's quite good Tbh

possible explanation: Blackbeard was taken as a child to never never land and liked this song as a kid

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>>64649197

>>64650397
what's the explanation? or is there just not one

>>64646089
Baz Luhrman should be quartered

>>64650223
That actually sounds good and appropriate for a Pan movie.

I FOUND IT HARD

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>>64647192

Because he knows people...started out in theater

>>64645014
what the fuck is with that awful wig?

>>64647385

Pretty sure it was Dougray Scott

Nevermind

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>>64645014
Nevermind

>>64646131
When I first heard about this scene I thought it would be absolutely horrible, but I would have to say that was done pretty well. Could have picked a different song though.