What colour is Vader's big robotic cock?

I'll give you a clue

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>>64637296
why would you even write these words

>implying Sheev would have paid for him to have a cybernetic cock

>>64637913
for you

His cock was fried off on Mustafar.
Why do you think he didn't just breed hundreds of women to create an army of sith children? It's all gone down there. All he has left is his choking fetish

>>64637296
BIG

>>64637296
https://www.tnaflix.com/blowjob-videos/Princess-Lea-sucks-Darth-Vaders-cock-in-Star-Wars-XXX-a-Porn-Parody/video237320

clearly black

BIG

>>64637296

WARM

ROD

OF +5 ENCHANT

BIG #000000 COCK

BIG TRIHARD DONGERINO

>leia is Nicholas Cage
Wew lad

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That syringe doesn't look too spacey

>>64640337

Yeah it always bothers me. You've got this cool floating droid thing and then it zooms in on the least visually interesting thing about it.

>>64637923
Still think it's hilarious that Sheev cheaped out on Vader's suit. Gotta save money for more super weapons.

>>64640608
>Sheev cheaped out on Vader's suit.

What?

Dr. Ball spinoff when

>>64640663
RLM's most recent video (I think) is about the stuff on wookiepedia about Vader's suit

it's a hoot

>>64640337
Real talk, what did they actually do to her?

This single shot always makes it look like shit is really about to go down for her, but in every other scene than this she just shitalks Vader and Tarkin like nothing has happened. The empire should really invest in better torture balls

>>64640729
not canon pally

I watched the porno and Vader has a big black throbbing cock, leah sucks it off.

>>64640834
Who cares? Do you think they are gonna launch some book to explaying Vaders suit and how it works?

>>64640924
they did, in lords of the sith (new canon book), it says vaders suit is comfy af

The Star Wars radio play goes further than the movie, and actually plays out the interrogation scene. It's pretty creepy considering it was done before Empire and certain family lines were introduced.

>>64641034
fuck you

>>64637296
>robotic cock on ChanPal SuRecon's budget

yeah, no.

>>64641045
Rude

>>64641034
Is there a recording of that a where.

>>64641179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmhR6z9libU
starting about 03:19:19

>>64641045
Eat shit, faggot.

>>64641726
makes me hard

>>64641726
>don't you wish to please your father
>make it stop!

shit senpai, that's some incest rape right there.

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>>64637296

Vader is a eunuch. That's why everything he does is for his Emperor; he is an entity of pure, spineless, political power, like all eunuchs.

>>64637296
She looks like Nicoclas fucking Cage in that pic.

test

>>64637923
he spared no expense

The emperor never created a penis for him, only two highly producing balls only to make vader forever blue balled

>>64637296
Couldn't they just clone Anakin some new limbs, lungs, and skin? They perfected clone technology and built massive armies of them, how hard would it be to grow some body parts

>>64643490
Original trilogy precedent.
The phrase "clone wars" was used once or twice in reference to Kenobi, not elaborated on, then never spoken of again. Pretty sure the writers didn't think it through, and just used it as a lazy way to imply a yet another weird sci-fi aspect of the setting.
Shame they didn't thnk it through. Might've been spared the dullest parts of the prequels if they had just said "the Separatist wars" or even just "the war."

>>64643673
(The precedent being Luke's hand and Vader's revealed body.)

>>64643490
midichlorians

>>64641034
My mom was the art director for all the print and radio ads for that series. To this day, she has entire sections of Anthony Daniels' monologues memorized, and knows the John Williams score for the sections they used by heart since it had to be recut so many times.

>>64637296
ask Allie Haze