*clears throat violently*
WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGENDARY SCI-FI DIRECTOR J.J. ABRAMS SAID WHEN HE WAS TOLD HE WAS THE DIRECTOR OF THE NEW STARS WARS MOVIE???
NOTHING BECAUSE HIS MOUTH WAS TOO FULL OF DISNEY EXECUTIVES SEMEN TO TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You little cocksuckers
I come to this board and try to bring some light into this dark dark place!
FUCK YOU YOU SHIT EATING INCEST LOVING MONKEYS!
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! SECURITY!!!
Waylon Jennings, huh?
Yeah, so, uh... how do you even GET diabetes that hard?
AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?
christ, I don't know what it is but Hamburger can pull laughs out of me that make me feel like I'm going to pass out and die.