Come on, buddy. After a long day of memes, you gotta unwind.

Can she fuck?

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>>64626964

>>64626905
EVERSINCEILEFTTHECITY YOUUUUU

>>64626905
I'M GONNA TEAR THIS DANCE FLOOR UP

SATURDAY MORNIIIING

>>64627976
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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You don't like dancing? She does

You have 60 seconds to explain why Oscar Isaac isn't the future of cinema

Hard-mode: not calling him a Spic

>>64628201
By falling for the Oscar Isaacs meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest Chris Pratt flick. These men are marketing tools, not actors. Inside Llewyn Davis was a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" actor to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented actor" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.

It is all fraud, a manipulation. Oscar Isaac is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend actor.

Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme actors of late. Lawrence, Fassbender, Hardy. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.

Isaac is lying to you with his very existence.

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>>64628224
I'm not even going to rebuttal... That... Was... Acceptable.

>>64628224
Is this real?

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>>64628353
REAL AS RONZONI

>>64626905

Why was Caleb such a beta cuck?

>>64628353
i don't who Lawrence is referring too, but
>fassbender: hunger, fish tank, shame jane eyre
>>>>x men, ass creed
>hardy: a lot more
>>>>tdkr, inception, this means war
so yes

>>64628465
Jennifer

>>64628465
that's a natural process
of course your first movie isn't going to be a blockbuster

>>64628224
Except this is just an explanation of why he's right