this would be great. I hope they have a 'parsec meter' for some reason that keeps counting up and someone reading it like "SIX...SEVEN..." while Hans presses random buttons and says shit like "I need to bypass the neutrino splitter using the quantum radiator or we will crash into an asteroid"
then it cuts to lando standing on a nearby planet saying "that is one HELL of a good pilot"
>>64626319 You realize that they're talking about distance when they say it right? Along the route the closer you get to hazards like black holes and stars, the less time it takes. Han completed it in an incredibly short distance by getting close as fuck to the hazards that other pilots went further around
Jabba: "you're making the Kessel run, Solo!" Hans: "I can do it in 30 parsecs." Jabba: "You have 15!" Hans: "that's about as possible as the existence of the Force!" Jabba: "Don't make me send Boba Fett after you!" Hans: "What, and freeze me in carbonite?" *makes meme face*
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