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ITT: Movies that women will never understand
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>>64625378
>catched
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>>64625378
What women want
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>>64625378
best movie ever

they wouldn't understand anything regarding leadership or values, either
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SAFE AND SOUND AT HOME AGAIN
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>>64625378
Anything to do with brotherhood, honor, loyalty.
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>>64625378
Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

>sequel when?
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>>64626235
WOMEN CONFIRMED FOR GREATEST WEEVIL

LITERALLY THE ONLY WOMEN IN THAT MOVIE WERE A COUPLE NATIVE HOS ON ROWBOATS FOR ONE SHOT
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Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
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>>64626325
And they weren't allowed in the boat because it was a ship of the army of His Majesty. Best part.
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>>64625378

I understood it, I just thought it was gay as fuck.
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>>64626515
what's this one

>>64626516
it was gay because they were all men on a boat?

retarded millenial confirmed. back then two men would be close friends and no one even dared to think of anything weird, nowadays society is fucked by faggots
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>>64626516
>I just thought it was gay as fuck.

Why do women always assume men who are as close as brothers are always gay? It's like how women do the "shipping" thing with any two male characters who are close.
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>>64626545
Big Guy in the Iron Mask
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>>64626545

It was gay because they took themselves too seriously and Russel Crowe is a shit actor.

Also, an Aussie paying a Royal Navy captain? No.
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>>64626545
No Country For Big Guys
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>>64626567

If you don't think a bunch of gay shit didn't go down on those ships then you're just a homophobe.

>literally a sausage fest
>no homo
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>>64626104
LET THE WATERS ROLL, JACK.
Best scene in the movie
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>>64626516
It wasn't gay, so you clearly misunderstood it.
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>>64626235
my favorite part about that joke is how he can barely get it out because he's already laughing so hard at his own cleverness
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>>64626681

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2794/rum-sodomy-and-the-lash
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>>64625378
Spiderman 2
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>>64626611
>menopause intensifies

>>64626654
Don't forget yer old shipmate, faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe!
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Citizen Kane.
My mother watched it and said it was just boring and stupid.
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>>64626639
ITS THE NAVY DIPSHIT, YOU FUCK HOOKERS DURING SHORE LEAVE

"MODERN" NAVIES THAT ALLOW WOMEN ON BOARD HAVE SELF CONTAINED PROSTITUTION RINGS ON THE SHIP
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>>64626611

the heroes take themselves seriously in every movie, its like the whole point
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>>64626792

kek what the fuck, do they not have women on board US navy ships?
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>>64626545
You do know that it was common for soldiers to have sex with eachother right? During ancient greece t was common for an older soldier to take on the role of a mentor for a younger soldier, they would also sleep together. Same thing in Japan where the Samurai had a similar thing where the mentor and the younger soldier would sleep with eachother. The entire concept of "brotherhood" you see in these movies comes from that, it's extremely homoerotic. It was pretty natural, you didn't have much in common with your wife, you only married and slept with her to continue the family line and tie bonds with other families. When it came to love it was more natural to fall in love with your brother in arms who you had alot of common with.
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>>64626516

London?
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>>64626809

No decent ship allows women on it
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>that crusty old nigger that ritualistically posts this thread each month
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>>64626826
Submarines are the only decent ships left in the American Navy then. Fuck.
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>>64626823
i dont give a shit about ancient greece and chingchongs. not in england.
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>>64626878
pretty much so
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>>64626823

>everybody is gay guise
>they only marry women for the benefits
>a man can't fall in love with a woman
> R-right g-guise?

Wishful faggot detected
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>>64626711

Damn, they really were pretty gay, huh?

More pertinent to our subject is Arthur Gilbert’s “Buggery and the British Navy, 1700-1861,” Journal of Social History, 1976. Gilbert suggests there’s some basis to the belief that the Royal Navy’s traditions consisted of “rum, sodomy, and the lash” (a witticism often misattributed to Winston Churchill).
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>>64627071
Lol, they were going up against ol' Boney, eh?
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>>64625378

Is it medically impossible for you guys to just praise a good movie without having a pissing contest with the opposite sex?
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>>64627071
fucking faggots, europe was christian as fuck, no faggotry allowed

>>64627116
not my fault these guys are fagets
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>>64627047
If society told us that it was perfectly fine to have sex with people of the same sex and even encouraged it most people would be "bisexual" since there would be no stigma surrounding it.
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>>64626823
>>>/fit/
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>>64627135

>christians aren't gay
>priests aren't pederasts

kek
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>>64627162

christianity is deliberately against faggotry, more so in the old times

also priests are pederasts as much as school teachers are, statistically more of them are because they are close to children and that's all.

faget
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>>64627071
>>64627101
>>64627135

British naval buggery, however prevalent, was necessarily discreet: sodomy was officially considered a grave offense, and punishment was harsh. Buggery “comyttid with mankynde or beaste” was first made a capital crime by Henry VIII in 1533; naval buggery was specifically made a hanging offense in 1627. In 1806 there were more hangings in England for sodomy than for murder.

>more hangings for sodomy than murder

Damn they risked the gallows for that shit. Faggots.
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>>64627191

>christianity is against faggotry
>that's why christian leaders aren't allowed to have sex with women
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>>64627192

Finally someone brings up the truth.

England chemically castrated the inventor of computers that singlehandedly won WWII for being a faggot, for fucks sake.

And for the millenials, sodomy meant homosexuality.
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>>64627224
they arent allowed to have sex with anyone retard, celibate isnt faggotry, fucking FAG
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Women are incapable of genuine friendship with each other which is why they think two close male friends are always gay.
They literally can't comprehend being close to another human being without having sex or ulterior motives attached
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>>64626169
This

I felt like eating raw meat from something I killed with my bare hands after watching this
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>>64627158
>sexual preference is a social construct
LOL NO
Nature tells us the complete opposite.
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>>64627276

>they aren't allowed to have sex with little boys
>that's why the church covered up the fact that they were having sex with little boys

Celibacy is gay. Human men should fuck human women. Any religion that says otherwise is gay and hates vagina, like OP.
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>>64627158
Yeah and society is an inhuman mistake that has nothing to do with man's nature, right?
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>>64627242
>anyone from England singlehandedly winning WW2
That's some story friend
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>>64627577
he did though you amerifat
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>>64627340
ok wishful faggot, or sodomist as they used to call you :^)
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>>64626671
Most Marty movies tbdesu
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>>64627656
this tBh
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>>64627291
fucking lmao at this low IQ pleb
You didn't understand it at all
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How did you guys watch The Revenant? All I can seem to find are fucking screeners.
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>>64627733
the dvd
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>>64627757
well for some reason if there's a dvd out no one is torrenting that shit
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>>64627606
At least say who
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>>64627809
alan turing
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literally every movie ever
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>>64627841
kek'd
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>>64627757
>WATCHING A CINEMATOGRAPHY MOVIE AT 480P

TOP PLEB

THE X264 ENCODE OF THE DVDSCR LOOKS ABOUT THE SAME AS THE DVDR SOURCE, BUT ITS STILL 480P THEREFORE LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE ASS WHEN VIEWED ON A LARGE 1080P DISPLAY
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>>64627865
well there's no other way to watch it for now m8
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Did tv forget its own meme
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>>64627733
Bought a ticket at the cinema to support the industry and films of caliber as an upstanding guardian of kino should
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>>64627733

It came out last night, dumb dumb.
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>>64628036
so you are a fucking retard paying to see movies, got it thanks
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FINNER TAKES IT ALL LOSER TAKES A FALL
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>>64627300
No it doesn't, it tells us to make babies, which we can still do even if we had sex with people of the same sex aswell. Many animals do it.
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>>64627284
fuck
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>>64627906
See
>>64628036
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>>64628094

I am morally against intellectual property theft.
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>>64627163


Nice
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>>64628211
>>64628217

im against intellectual property theft, thats why i just watch a copy myself, not actually taking away the movie from them
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We get it bro. You love the cock. You can stop broadcasting yer homosex with these never understand threads. We understand. Ura fag in denial and hate women because ur supposed to love them. Poor pathetic fag.
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>>64626823

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

Dem ancient greeks man
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>>64628217
>>64628297
It's not even about morals. Cinema is dying and I want to help preserve it.

Was it a "great" film? Not quite, but it's leagues better than 90% of the medium-large budget films this year and good films in that bracket are a dying breed.

If no one pays to see good movies, we guarantee a future of Marvelshit, shoddy Netflix Originals, and cheap hipster bullshit.
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>>64628354
Indeed, or just look at Alexander the Great, he had like 4 wifes but still fucked his best friend on the side.
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>>64628349
IMPLYING THE AVERAGE FEMALE MIND ISN'T COMPLETE SHIT >>64627284

ITS SOMETHING MEN PUT UP WITH FOR PUSSY

WHO WOULD LITERALLY HANG OUT WITH SLUTS FOR ANY OTHER REASON
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I love how people here talk shit about women and how horrible they are just to turn around and trashtalk faggots. Can't you understand why some men would prefer the company of other men instead of hanging around with women that are complete garbage?
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>>64627823
That's not how you spell General Patton.
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>>64628703
I don't think they're the sam people considering their only criticsm of "fuck women" is "you're a faggot"
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>>64628297

You steal someone's intellectual property when you watch a copy of it without rightful, legal access.

That's why it's specified as "intellectual property".

Thief.
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>>64628703
>Can't you understand why some men would prefer the company of other men

No, because I'm not a faggot.
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>>64626639
>men cannot survive without fucking each other

Let me know when you get through puberty.
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>>64628703
HANG OUT WIT YA BROS N FUCK YA HOES
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>>64628914
*hang out with ya bros n fuck them aswell

seems like less trouble if you ask me.
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>>64628903
>I'm scared of having intimate, platonic friendships with other men
How's the back of the closet?
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>>64628907

I'm probably older and have more children than you.
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>>64628959
I doubt it.
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>>64628955

When you grow up and start your own family, you'll see why it's retarded, and gay, for a man to prefer the company of other men to his own wife.
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>>64625378
I tried explaining this meme to my mom but she couldn't understand it either

why are women so stupid?
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>>64629000

Then read the thread or do some research, dumb dumb. Buggery was rampant in the Royal Navy.
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>>64629007
>expecting your wife to fulfill all your social needs
That's why so many marriages fail m8. Men and women should have friends.
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>>64628878
ok normie faggot

if the cinema industry falls im happy with that because normies will be fucked too. also i'd rather pirate than go to the theater alone.
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>>64625378
In all seriousness: how are the books? I enjoyed the movie, but it looks like the sequels are never coming, so I guess I'll have to settle for reading. Is it worth it?

Pls no memes
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>>64628015
so what does sicario translate too? Knowing this is essential to me enjoying the movie
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>>64625378
Women won't understand ? why ?
That's sexist
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>>64629246

Who said anything about not having friends? I just prefer the company of my best friend, invariably, and further prefer the company of my female friends to male ones.
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>>64629252

>normie
>normal is an insult

>>>/r9k/
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>>64625378
Reminder: Mr. Hollom did nothing wrong
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>>64629540

>being normal is a good thing

>>>reddit
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>>64626283
Was literally directed by a woman you dumb fuck
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>>64629540
hellooooo reddit
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>>64626823
They'd literally sleep in the same bed, not with each other. Sure, gay shit probably happened at times, but it wasn't at all like how you're trying to say.

I bet you're one of those faggots who says Lincoln was gay because he slept in the same bed as that other guy. Shit, if I had the option of a fucking bed and a hard fucking floor/dirt I'd definitely take the bed.
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>>64626639
>literally women holding up signs with shit like "3 chicks for $100" at every port
>every dude must be gay they never get laid otherwise
Definitely a chick thought process going on there.
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Literally nothing wrong with being gay.
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>>64625378

Literally every Jhon Carpenter and Martin Scorsese film.
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>>64629517
>and further prefer the company of my female friends to male ones.
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